Breakup guru's TV lines, the long lines of the TV series that broke up.

In breakup guru, the line of the successful master is 1, a girl named Chun.

2, who has no shit since ancient times, how can he bring paper every day!

On the road to success, persistence does not mean carelessness.

4. Hello, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts.

5. Time flies.

6, success is to give Lao Zi and Zhuangzi (installed) grandchildren.

7. That's my hard-earned money, beads of sweat and eight petals that I fell out of bed to eat with a soft meal. ...

8. What's wrong with eating soft rice? What's wrong with eating soft rice? Don't look down on eating soft rice. You are shameless!

9. Eating soft rice is a traditional folk art with a long history, extensive and profound. Eating soft food is tiring!

10, when the boat capsizes, please let us say goodbye in a friendly way.

1 1, 1 10? A pervert just came into our house.

12, Yang Mi: Don't you know how * * * he is?

13, Deng Chao: I sleep * * * * oh!

14, I am a strong woman.

15, Bibi Barbie.

16, master, don't break up.

17, a good five-tube face, made into a white cake.

18, are you sure you weren't bitten by a mad dog when you were a child?

1 Mauritius * * * The Republic has no king. Don't you go abroad to see the introduction? *** ! ! !

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Yuangui Mei: I seized the opportunity to live with her. When cooking for her, have a cup of Sanlu milk for breakfast, a genetically modified rice at noon, a hearty dinner, a pot of spicy crayfish extracted from gutter oil, and two Sudan red salted duck eggs for 20 days at night. ...

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Yuangui Mei: Nonsense, it's not easy for me to earn this money. Because my beads of sweat fell out of bed and smashed eight petals, eating soft rice at a time. It is not easy to eat soft food, but it is difficult to earn money. Customers and customers are different, and their interests and hobbies are completely different. If it's a bit back, it's a pity to meet an elder sister with a strong smell. From the day I entered the business, I held an appraisal belief that I would rather be a chicken head than a duck neck. As the saying goes, I advise God to stand up again. If you can take a bite, it's a bite. You even robbed me. How come you don't even have basic sympathy?

How to write the word benevolence, one person and two, is very two people. . .

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Feelings have a beginning and an end; Hand in hand, break up; Not to mention that there are so many false points, even if two people resist all temptations and spend their lives together, so what? Or do you want to go first and the rest? How could I be sorry? The sweetness of holding hands is short-lived, and the pain of breaking up is eternal.

My name is Tang Dashan, and my English name is moun tain tang~

You and my third aunt are a perfect match, especially your aesthetic taste! It's a perfect match, birds of a feather, in cahoots.

The great event of a woman's life is marriage.

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Uncle: Aha, who am I? It turned out to be a sea of people

Yuangui Mei: * * * Who * *?

Old Uncle: I fucking call you * * *.

Yuangui Mei: Another one?

Old Uncle: (takes out his knife) * * *!

Tweety: (kneeling) Nothing. Just ask, don't say you call me * * *, you can call me shit. Let me introduce myself. Actually, my name is Yuangui Mei. Why don't I kneel for you? Get on your knees!

10 How can you hit me with toilet paper? I don't know if it has been used.

1 1Chun: You don't even know how much he is?

G: I sleep * * * * Oh!

12 A truly powerful warrior, if he wants to succeed, must stop monks from killing Buddhas and kill his wife when she comes.

13, what did you do?

14 girl, you don't read the introduction when you go abroad, * * *!

15 In China and Beijing, people who live in affordable housing are rich.

16 Even if two people feel sorry for each other and have gone through life, one of them still has to go first. The sweetness of holding hands is short, but the pain of breaking up is eternal. This is our human destiny.

17 What a good face, it was made into a white cake.

18 Yang Mi: Don't you know how much he is?

19 When the boat of love capsizes, please let us say goodbye in a friendly way.

Hello, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, husbands.

2 1 When the boat capsizes, please let us say goodbye in a friendly way.

People often "help" others, but at the same time they lose their true selves ... >>

Breakup guru Deng Chao's lines on the top of the Bird's Nest Deng Chao, director and starring in the movie breakup guru, once read such a line on the top of the National Stadium "Bird's Nest":

It is easy to fall in love with someone. Do you think it is a sociological problem to find the other half accurately from the 5 billion people on earth? In fact, this is a question of probability! God is busy. He only taught everyone how to fall in love, but forgot to teach everyone how to break up. If you don't know, call me!

Deng Chao.

Name: Deng Chao, 1979, born in Nanchang, Jiangxi, is an actor, film director, investment producer, film company founder and internet investor in China.

1995 was admitted to the drama class of Jiangxi Art Vocational College.

From 65438 to 0998, he was admitted to the undergraduate class of the Performance Department of the Central Academy of Drama. After graduation, he was incorporated into the National Theatre of China and settled in Beijing.

Started making TV series in 2000,

In 2002, he became famous for playing the emperor shunzhi in Liu Heng's drama The Young Emperor.

In 2005, he starred in "Happiness as a Flower" as a popular poplar, and also starred in "Young Bao Qingtian 3";

In 2006, he starred in Sweet Honey and played Gaga.

Starring in "Difficult Love" in 2007;

In 2008, he starred in the Zhang Jizhong version of Jin Yong's martial arts drama "Eternal Dragon Slayer";

20 1 1 starred in the opening drama "You are my brother" and "Yan 'an Love" broadcast simultaneously by five Davids. In the same year, he was appointed as the vice chairman of the actors' union of China Television Association;

20 12 starred in Ten Years of Love and played Xiao Ran.

Since 2006, he has focused on the film circle, starring in the Xiaogang Feng war film Assembly as Erdou Zhao and winning the Hundred Flowers Award for Best Supporting Actor.

In 2007, he starred in the literary film "Li Mi Conjecture" and won the award of China Film Performing Arts Society;

In 2009, he played Pei Donglai in the kung fu film Emperor's Paradise Empire directed by Tsui Hark, and was nominated for the Hong Kong Film Awards.

2065 438+00-2065 438+03, Chen Jiashang starred in the trilogy "Painting the Wall" and "Four Famous Arrests", with the first box office exceeding 100 million.

20 12 starring Chen Kexin's "Chinese Partner" plays Meng Xiaojun; Deng Chao Studio was established on 20 13, and established a company to invest in the development of film and television dramas;

In 20 14, he directed and invested in the comedy "breakup guru" to play Yuangui Mei, and became a domestic champion in the summer with a box office of 660 million yuan; Then lead the program "Running Man" from the first season to the second season; He also starred in Cao Baoping's movie The Burning Sun and Stephen Chow's movie The Mermaid.

20 15 the second director comedy "villain angel" was released;

In 2009 and 20 14, Deng Chao endorsed two Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festivals.

Bird’s Nest

Buildings and the Bird's Nest, the National Stadium, are the main venues of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, and are also commonly known as the "Bird's Nest" because of their unique shapes.

During the Olympic Games, the stadium has 654.38+million seats, which are used to hold the opening and closing ceremonies of the Olympic Games, as well as track and field and football competitions.

The giant stadium designed by Herzog, De Mellon, Plic Prize winner in 200 1 year and architect Li Xinggang from China is like a "bird's nest" that breeds life, and more like a cradle, which breeds human hope for the future.

The designer did not do any unnecessary treatment to the National Stadium, but frankly exposed the structure, thus naturally forming the appearance of the building.

On February 24th, 2003, the project started +65438, and was completed in March, 2008, with a total cost of 2.267 billion yuan. As national landmark buildings, the main stadium and the national stadium of the 2008 Olympic Games have remarkable structural characteristics.

The stadium is a super sports building and a large-scale sports venue. The design service life of the main structure is 100 years, the fire resistance rating is Grade I, the seismic fortification intensity is Grade 8, and the waterproof rating of underground engineering is 1.

Breakup guru's last words when he met Deng: I've been looking for you for a year. Maybe I have broken up too many times for others in my life, so I will be broken up when the girl I like appears.

Deng: I love you. (twice)

Power: Sorry, let bygones be bygones.

Old Six held Koharu's neck with a knife: Don't move!

Deng: Old Six? !

Old Six: Because of you, I was fired by the master. I live like a dog now, and no one is better off.

Deng: Listen to me, Lao Liu. Calm down. You put the knife down and we can discuss everything. Let go first ... (Old Six shouts again: Don't come over)

Liu "inserted" the knife into Deng Chao, and Deng Chao fell to the ground, crying.

Power is calling: * * *! (repeated many times here)

The power to recall the past (omitted here)

Power: I promise you that we will be together forever.

Deng Chao immediately woke up: It's a deal!

Deng Chao jumped up: Surprise! Everyone thought I was breakup guru before. In fact, I am still a master of composition. (obscene footsteps)

Deng: Old Six. Old six somersaults out (there is a feeling of summoning animals-)

Re-enact the kidnapping scene

Starting with the background music, introduce Xiaomei's team to Lao Liu.

(End)

Fireworks are flying all over the sky in the movie breakup guru. After watching breakup guru, I just want to say, I'm so disappointed. The publicity in the early stage was so good that there were so many big names to help out. The scene is good, but why is the plot so bad? There are traces of imitating both parties at the beginning, which is boring. Deng Chao really works hard. He is the only one who plays hard. The makeup artist is very powerful, and the king of makeup in Mauritius is amazing!

Label: Composition Classics Previous: What do you mean by always? The next old-fashioned meaning is: hard work is used to describe hard work.

Jiu-Er's lines in "breakup guru" were taught by her mother since she was a child, and she should keep the minimum respect for anyone. You should be rude.

Xiaochun Ye's assistant. You can call me Jiu-Er.

Give us ten minutes and we'll leave as soon as we talk about the finished work.

Needless to say, success is useful and useless. As a retired model, Jiu-Er herself is the beneficiary.

Since the day he started his career, many people have been talking about Jiu-Er's incompetence. But I won't give up. I want to go from Changping to the world. But a serious illness made me leave this stage forever ... forever.

Excessive androgen secretion. Do you know how cruel it is for a woman to get such a disease? You got it?

No, you don't.

You don't get it. You don't know.

You really don't understand.

You promised?

Jiu-Er is ok. Give Jiu-Er another chance.

Take a shower? Jiu-Er girls are smelly and sweaty, too. Can I take a shower with everyone?

The dialogue between breakup guru Yuangui Mei and Amanda "breakup guru" is the first directed work of the famous actor Deng Chao, which was released on June 27th, 20 14. Based on the popular drama breakup guru, the film was adapted and co-directed by Yu Baimei, a famous film and television screenwriter in the Mainland, starring Deng Chao and Yang Mi, and joined by Sun Li, Liang Chao and Ada. This film tells the story of Yuangui Mei, who lives on soft food, and Xiaochun Ye, who lives on selling successful CDs. Two men and women at the bottom met in an unexpected heroic rescue, and thus staged "the stupidest but touching love comedy in history".

One is a * * * in the vast sea of people, and the other is a flower of a CD dealer. See how they collide with the sparks of love.

Breakup guru's classic lines:

1, uncle, Tweety: Oba ~ Nike, adida, Armani, Cuccio ~

Ladies and gentlemen, please note that the flight to Pyongyang, North Korea has been cancelled without reason. Passengers are asked to go through the formalities at counter 2, but they prefer not to.

3. Yuangui Mei: But I still love you, Amanda. I was so in love with you. Am I just a sea of people to you?

A grain of sand?

Amanda: No, to me, you are a sea of people!

4. Yuangui Mei: When we parted, there were no other gifts, only my deep wishes to you. You haven't given me the living expenses for this month.

5. Yuangui Mei: Hey, you told me to fuck off. It's not like I haven't played before. I'll roll it up for you (Rolling on the ground) Look, look, look, I'm rolling away.

Yuangui Mei: Stop! Put it down! Dare to take my money and call the police.

Tweety: The socks are too thick. Do you have a thinner one? (My old uncle took out another sock for Tweety) God, this tone almost suffocated me. He put that thin sock on his head and took it off as soon as he put it on. It's delicious. You'd better give me back the thick one.

8. Old Uncle: How many times have I told you not to curse, but to rob in a civilized way?

Tweety: (kneeling in front of everyone) Sorry, please hand over all the money!

9. Old Uncle: Little girl, hand over the money if you don't want to be robbed, or you see, Brother Tweety is very abnormal! Tweety is doing some strange actions to everyone on the other side of the stage, and she giggles twice from time to time.

10, Uncle: Aha, who was I then? It turned out to be a sea of people

Yuangui Mei: * * * Who * *?

Old Uncle: I fucking call you * * *.

Yuangui Mei: Another one?

Old Uncle: (takes out his knife) * * *!

Tweety: (kneeling) Nothing. Just ask, don't say you call me * * *, you can call me shit. Let me introduce myself. Actually, my name is Yuangui Mei. Why don't I kneel for you? Kneel away.

1 1, Yuangui Mei: Nonsense, it's not easy for me to earn this little money. Because my beads of sweat fell off the bed and I ate a soft meal. It is not easy to eat soft food, but it is difficult to earn money. Customers and customers are different, and their interests and hobbies are completely different. If it's a bit back, it's a pity to meet an elder sister with a strong smell. From the day I entered the business, I held an appraisal belief that I would rather be a chicken head than a duck neck. As the saying goes, I advise God to stand up again. If you can take a bite, it's a bite. You even robbed me. How come you don't even have basic sympathy?

12, Yuangui Mei: What's wrong with eating soft rice? What's wrong with eating soft rice? Do you look down on those who eat soft food? Are you shameless?

Yuangui Mei: What's wrong with eating soft rice? Eating soft rice is also a traditional folk art with a long history, extensive and profound. Eating soft food is tiring. I tell you, I only eat soft rice. If you don't pay me back, I will eat you today! Eat your food, live your food, sleep your food. I'll wear your slippers (lift them up), which is very much to my taste.

13, Yuangui Mei: (coming out of the refrigerator) I'm freezing to death. I went the wrong way. Wrong, wrong!

Tang Dashan: Stop! Who are you? Hmm?

Xiaochun Ye: Who are you?

Yuangui Mei: I am a new generation of intelligent inflatable dolls, Bibi Barbie, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, it is estimated that …

Tang Dashan: (kicking) I guess you!

Yuangui Mei: Oops, oops, it's broken.

14, Yuangui Mei: Chunchun, her name is Chunchun, I remember, surprise.

15, you and my third aunt are a perfect match, especially your aesthetic taste! It's a perfect match, birds of a feather flock together,

Koharu: Will you stop being a pug and follow me wherever I go?

17, * *: Third Aunt, you are really a >>

In Break-up Gollum, Tang Dashan shouted "Yes" on the rooftop, and what he said was in Break-up Gollum. Tang Dashan said this:

1. The company started in recent years, and after the storm, she helped me a lot. At work, she is elegant, calm and seldom emotional, just like that hedgehog. She has never seen the world, but she acts fearless every day. Of course, I take part in accidental amusement. I didn't expect her to say anything, and she didn't want my money or my room. She has to shelter me from the wind and rain all her life. This idiot.

2. What happened to the world? Is there nothing purer between men and women than love, friendship and money?

In addition to these three things, it seems that there is only * * *.

3, the real strong, if you want to succeed, you must be a monk killing a monk, a Buddha killing a Buddha, and a wife killing a wife.

There is something on the roof.

Breakup guru Yang Mi is called Old Pineapple, and I know you have no time to talk to me recently. I wish I could go back to that year. I just arrived in Beijing and was ill in hospital. I don't know anyone, only you come to accompany me every day and tell me the truth of life. I just had another nightmare. I dreamed that I died silently in this small room. Nobody knows. The city is too big, like a huge valley. What's the difference between us and people in the valley? Residents in the valley shouted at the mountain and there would be an echo, but we didn't. I really don't know if I can hold on.

Breakup guru, Deng Chao, Japanese lines, Deng Chao is really desperate. I'll give you five points for staying up late to watch the friendship of the young emperor ten years ago. The advantage of a chaotic plot is that it will make you laugh constantly like a drama. Then I saw Yang Mi and Gulnazar standing together. I think Yang Mi is an old version of Gulnazar.

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