A joke

There is a man who loves dancing (ballroom dancing). Polish your shoes every time you go dancing.

One day, he went to the ballroom to dance again, and I asked a lady to dance. I looked down and found that my shiny black shoes reflected the lady's underwear. Young ladies all wear skirts. So I asked the lady in a low voice, "Are you wearing a pair of red underwear today?" The young lady was furious and turned away.

I invited another lady to dance and dance. I looked down and saw it again. I whispered to her, "Miss is wearing a pair of white underwear today."

The young lady was very angry at first, but then she thought, how can he know what underwear I am wearing when he dances honestly? Does he have psychic powers? Just try it. So he said to the man, "Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom."

After entering the bathroom, the young lady changed into a pair of blue underwear. Go out and dance with that man, dance, dance. The man said, "Miss, you changed a pair of blue underwear."

Surprised, the young lady turned and went to the bathroom again, thinking that she would not wear underwear this time to see what the man could see. So he took off his underwear and went out to dance with the man again.

The man jumped and jumped, looked down and exclaimed, "Oh, no, there is a big hole in my leather shoes!" "