Hotel comic sketches

Character: two young couples (hereinafter referred to as husband and wife), conductor mm.

Scene: Ticket seller MM is sitting on the steps at the entrance of xx Hotel, with a sign in front of her: mooncake tickets for sale.

Dave came out with money and moon cake tickets in his hand. Count the money first, and then do "shh!" Gestures said:

When the Mid-Autumn Festival came, the company gave me two mooncake tickets after the project was completed. My wife is very tight with my pocket money on weekdays. Every time my friends drag me out to sing and play mahjong, I dare not go. Afraid of losing money and face. This time, you must hide the mooncake ticket from your wife, find a place to change it into money and hack it! Take a few steps forward, hi! Hey! This is not for mooncake tickets.

Ticket agent MM: Seeing the business coming, I quickly got up and asked enthusiastically, "Sir, do you want to buy or sell mooncake tickets?"

Husband: mysteriously took out the ticket from his pocket, looked around and whispered, "sell the ticket!" " "

Conductor MM: He took the ticket and looked at it. He said, "Sir, this is the mooncake ticket for Zi Long Hotel. Now the market price is a box of 880 yuan, and our purchase price is 680 yuan per box. "

Husband: I can't believe my ears again and again. I shook my head and asked, "How much is it?"

Conductor MM: I thought the other party was too cheap, so I explained, "Sir, it is true that only one ticket can be bought from 680 yuan, and we will make up the difference in 200 yuan, which is quite risky. If I can't get rid of this ticket before the Mid-Autumn Festival, it will be two pieces of waste paper. "

Husband: I glanced at the conductor MM, secretly pleased, and said to myself: Damn, this ticket is quite valuable! Say: "Good good! Pay for it. "

Ticket Agent MM: Take out 1360 yuan and give it to the other party.

Husband: I was just about to count the money when the phone rang. "Wife, what are the instructions!" The call came from my wife's pocket.

Wife: "Where are you?" (Appears in the corner of the stage)

Husband: "What's the matter, you say." Have a guilty conscience and dare not spill the beans.

Wife: "I asked where you are? I'm going to choose two boxes of moon cakes for my parents during the Mid-Autumn Festival, but many of them are expensive. I want you to pick it with me. "

Husband: "Oh! Then I don't have time now, I have a meeting in the company. "

Wife: "Start with you. I saw you. Are you at the gate of xx Hotel? "

Wait a minute.

Extended data:

Sketch creation:

1, go deep into life, be close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. We should use an artistic eye to discover and explore the theme.

Huang Hong and Song Dandan, Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin, Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin's sketches "Selling Kidnappers" and "Selling Cars" are all familiar trivia in people's lives. Through their vivid performances, the audience laughed and had endless aftertaste.

2, the theme should be small, not big, to "make big problems small", not "make a mountain out of a molehill". Don't cover everything, and engage in "Gao Daquan". Sketch is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning are about TV dramas or novels, so don't confuse them.

3, there must be paragraphs and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous and funny, and don't speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about sketches is that the language is vivid, interesting and witty. We should skillfully use various rhetorical devices to avoid telling a straightforward story.

Sometimes a word "borrow" can make the audience laugh. For example, Song Dandan's A White Front Teeth Was Laid off Last Year with Glory, and Zhao Benshan's The Sound of the Waves When he was reunited with his wife are superb examples of language borrowing.

4. Don't write the sketch as a cross talk or a small play, but highlight the characteristics of the sketch. Some sketch writers have good intentions and good ideas, and always want to write thoughtful and educational sketches. But performances are counterproductive, because they don't really distinguish between drama and sketch.