Dear gods, give me an inventory of the shocking events of 20 12.

1. Yong Hao makes a mobile phone? Shock index: 10?

Entertainment index: 4?

Comprehensive evaluation: 7?

Event: Luo Yonghao is going to make a mobile phone. ?

Comments: Even Luo Yonghao has to make a mobile phone? Therefore, the majority of netizens affectionately call it "Luo Yu mobile phone".

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3. Dangdang product manager photographed the ladies' room?

Shock index: 9?

Entertainment index: 7?

Comprehensive evaluation: 8?

Event: On June 29th, a manager of Dangdang's product department was caught taking photos with his mobile phone in the ladies' room of Renren Company. ?

Comments: Thieves are not terrible, just afraid of the modernization of thieves' equipment.

Four. Little Three Wars?

Shock index: 8?

Entertainment index: 9?

Comprehensive evaluation: 8.5?

Event: refers to the mutual accusation between 360 special mobile phones and Xiaomi mobile phones, including the battle between Xiaomi Technology CEO Lei Jun and 360 Company Chairman Zhou Zaibo. ?

Comments: The battle between Xiaomi Technology and 360 Company was called "Little Three Wars" in history. This battle, regardless of the final victory or defeat, just from the name of the battle, its interesting degree has made all previous battles feel dejected. The entertainment index of IT industry has been pushed to an unprecedented height.

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Ma bet with JianLinEr?

Shock index: 9?

Entertainment index: 8?

Comprehensive evaluation: 8.5?

Event: Ma Yun and Wang Jianlin are on the hook, and they will take China e-commerce in the next ten years.

The development in 2008 set a gambling game. At the 20 12 CCTV Economic Person of the Year Award Ceremony, Ma Yun, Chairman of Alibaba Board of Directors, and Wang Jianlin, Chairman of Wanda Group, were elected at the same time to discuss whether e-commerce can replace traditional store management.

After some arguments, the two sides also set a bet of 1 100 million yuan on whether the share of e-commerce in the retail market in China will be over half after 10. Can e-commerce replace traditional store management? Ma Yun is confident that e-commerce will win, and e-commerce is 10,000 today.

A billion is just the beginning. What we are doing now is only the transformation of traditional retail channels. In the next three to five years, we will enter the transformation of manufacturing industry until it affects our lifestyle. Wang Jianlin stated that "both sides can live" and e-commerce is out.

You don't have to die if you come to traditional retail channels. Wang Jianlin believes that no matter how powerful e-commerce is, its share is still relatively small. Whether it can account for more than half of the shares in the future remains to be tested, such as bathing, pinching feet and licking ears.

These businesses are irreplaceable by e-commerce. I made a bet with Mr. Ma Yun: "2020?

In 10 years, if e-commerce accounts for 50% of the retail market in China, I will give it to him 1 100 million. If it doesn't arrive, I'll pay him back 100 million. "?

Comments: I also fought with Lao Wang next door. I bet on horses to win, and Lao Wang next door bet on his family to win. We each bet one yuan. Lao Wangtou and I are full of confidence in the victory and do not rule out the possibility of continuing to raise in the future.

6.3SB war

Shock index: 10?

Entertainment index: 8?

Comprehensive evaluation: 9?

Event: "3" means 360, "S" means Sohu, and "B" means Baidu. Baidu 360 search war intensified, and finally sogou couldn't sit still. Zhang Chaoyang, Chairman and CEO of Sohu Company, said in his personal Weibo on August 3 1 that sogou must participate in the war. So the 3B war became the 3SB war. ?

Comment: What does the word SB mean in Chinese? I think everyone knows that. Under the impetus of Zhang Chaoyang, the 3B War eventually evolved into the 3SB War, and the entertainment elements heated up sharply, which made journalists from all walks of life enjoy themselves.

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Youku Tudou merge?

Shock index: 9?

Entertainment index: 9?

Comprehensive evaluation: 9?

Event: Youku.com and Tudou.com100% share swap announced the merger, while Tudou.com.

The American Depositary Receipts and potatoes of the issued shares were all delisted and converted into Youku shares. The combined company is called Youku Tudou Co., Ltd. ... The combined Youku Tudou will have the largest user base and the most diversified videos.

Content, the most mature video technology platform and the most powerful revenue conversion ability will bring users the best video experience. 2065438+On August 20th, 2002, Youku Tudou was approved and the company was formally established.

Stand up. ?

Comments: A lawyer friend told me that he was still running a lawsuit against Youku and Tudou in the morning, and suddenly knew that they were a family in the afternoon. This is the first time that the first listed company and the second listed company merged in the Internet history of China. Netizens have said that they can believe in love again.

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Ma Yun is bald?

Shock index: 10?

Entertainment index: 9?

Comprehensive evaluation: 9.5?

Event: Ma Yun caught fire in June 20 12, and no one predicted the cause of the fire.

Yes, this time because of his bald head. 10 On June 5438+00, various versions of Ma Yun's bald photos began to spread in Weibo. It is said that some internal employees took photos a few days ago, but General Ma ordered: "No publicity". netizen

Happy, this kind of Ma Yun is very green. According to the verification of Ali insiders, Ma Yun appeared in the office on the afternoon of 10, bald. However, for a boss with a strange mind who can often make some unexpected moves, a clerk

The workers are just a little excited. Why did Ma Yun suddenly shave his head? Netizens seem to have injected stimulants and their curiosity is rampant. Ma Yun's bald head has aroused speculation from various immortals. ?

Comments: Wang Changling said that a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot; Ma Yun said that a bald man offered a jade pillar. Neither is love.

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Du Niang?

Shock index: 9?

Entertainment index: 10?

Comprehensive evaluation: 9.5?

Event: On 20 12 Baidu Annual Meeting, a group of photos of beautiful women walking on the catwalk at Baidu Annual Meeting went viral online. Overnight, Baidu HR Liu Dong became an instant hit, and numerous IT dead houses scrambled to express that people wanted her to sign Baidu. ?

Commentary: On June 9th, 65438, the number of her fans in Weibo soared by more than 50,000. In a few days, Weibo has 240,000 fans, Dong Liu. IT has become the focus of IT in the Internet industry, and many IT elites are clamoring for it, ready to jump ship to Baidu. ?

Expansion: Baidu is called Du Niang, Netease is called Yi Niang, Sina is called Bride, Shanda is called Auntie, Douban is called Bridesmaid, Huawei is called Fake Niang, Taobao is called Niangniang, and Yanhuang is called Huang Niang. Phoenix. Com said there was a Xifeng, Sohu said there was a fox, and Youku shouted: I have an actress! ?

Comments: Fighting dad is out of date, and fighting mom has triggered an era of fighting mom.

10.

Tomato gate?

Shock index: 10?

Entertainment index: 10?

Comprehensive evaluation: 10?

Activity: 201July1June 18:28, JD.COM Mall, Jony J, JD.COM.

Zhuang Jia (named vikizhuang in Weibo), Marketing Director of Electric Mining, released three photos of ripe tomatoes. 1 1 minute later, that is, 18:39, Liu Ye, CEO of the mall, posted a message on Weibo.

Photos of tomatoes ripening. After careful study, others found that this tomato is actually the same tomato. After more than three hours, Zhuang Jia deleted the photos. The history of gossip is called "Tomato Gate". ?

Description: Key words? "Tomato Gate" was popular all over the network from July of 15 to July of 17, which successfully attracted the attention of traditional media. The event borrowed topics such as celebrities, mistresses and hidden rules in the office, which greatly satisfied the voyeuristic psychology of netizens. It started from a single Weibo and spread, and eventually evolved into a successful hot news event. ?

Response: On July 20th, 20 12, CEO Liu of the mall said at the 20 12 e-commerce annual meeting held in Shenzhen that "Tomato Gate" is by no means marketing. He revealed that he and Zhuang Jia, director of small household appliances in JD.COM Mall, have been in love for three years. ?

Comments: The tenderness of that tomato is the most, just like the shyness of a hibiscus out of water. Say hello to a tomato, say hello to a tomato, there is sweet sadness in that tomato ... this is the love caused by a tomato. Whether it is hype or not, the slightly cold Internet industry needs such softness. I hope that after the tomato gate, there will be cucumber gate, eggplant gate and green pepper gate. ...

1 1. What do you think of Fiona Fang?

Di Renjie's plays have been on the air for a long time. If it is black, it will be black. Why is it dark until now? This is about Netease News. Quanzhou girl was dismembered and fell from a building. The police concluded that it was suicide! After learning this, a Wuhan netizen posted a taunt "Fiona Fang, what do you think", the original text is as follows? :?

Di (Di, hereinafter referred to as Di): What do you think of this matter? ? Li (hereinafter referred to as Li): According to my years of experience in handling adult cases, this dismembered body case must be suicide. ?

Li: It must be suicide. First cut off your own feet, then cut off your own hands, and then. . . ? Let's assume that she committed suicide. What was her motive for suicide? ?

Li: Lord Hui, with my years of experience, if it is suicide, then she certainly doesn't want to live, right? Dee: Fiona Fang, it's okay for the deceased to cut off his own foot, and it's okay to cut off his first hand. How did he cut off his second hand? ?

Li: Fix the blade upwards, and then swing the brush vigorously. . ? Zeng Tai: Fiona Fang's statement is the focus of this case, but how did the deceased break his hands, feet and neck and jump off the building? ?

Di: It seems unreasonable for the deceased to jump off the building after breaking his neck and hands, but according to the official experience of solving crimes for many years, the deceased jumped off the building because the fetus in his stomach was jumping! ? Ceng Li: Your Excellency is really a saint! ?

After that, people quickly followed suit, and a large number of reply posts started with "Fiona Fang" appeared. The humorous content of these replies has been artificially placed in the position of hot comments by netizens, attracting attention. Later, this sentence pattern was in Baidu Magic.

The spread of Beast World Bar and Yi Lee Bar, as a common question, caused the outbreak of fashion trends. In addition, netizens often say, "My Lord, there must be something wrong with this." "My Lord, there must be a big secret behind this!" Reply, which constitutes a question and answer.

12. Wang Peng is your sister.

Who's Wang Peng? Curiosity drove netizens to forward live pictures one after another, and "Wang Peng" quickly became another magical name besides "Jia" in Baidu World of Warcraft. ? Some netizens gave an idea to the subway station: it's actually very simple. Immediately broadcast the revelation on the subway radio: "Wang Peng, your sister is looking for you, please come to the reception desk at once."

13. penis culture?

I can't hold you with a brick in my hand, and I can't support you without a brick in my hand.

14. Jiangnan style

In the MV of Jiangnan style, most of the exterior scenes are taken from saunas, hotels, bars, hotels and other entertainment places in Jiangnan District. This MV stars Lu Hongzhe, Yu Zaishi and Hien Kim Yi (Uncle Bird's seclusion).

Silent style, beautiful dance is also quite eye-catching. Actually, Jiangnan style reflects the style of the upper class in South Korea today, that is, the luxurious life in Gao Fushuai.

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News replay: At the entrance of a residential area in Liangzhu, Yuhang, a young man was shot in the abdomen and fell to the ground. After the rescue, the man was able to escape. Yuhang police informed the media that according to the investigation, the man was self-mutilated! There are more reasons.

It's incredible: his comments on the internet (biography of Zhen Huan) disagreed with the opinions of netizens and were attacked. He couldn't get over it, so he stabbed himself with a knife. User comments: With this psychological quality, dare to surf the Internet?

16. The highest temperature in Huizhou, Guangdong Province reached 35 degrees. At about 10 in the morning, two women quarreled in the street for an hour and a half because one accidentally rubbed ice cream on the other. Finally, one of them fainted to the ground due to heatstroke and was taken to the hospital. Mr. Liu, who witnessed the whole incident, said: "I have lived for 42 years, and they are the most boring people I have ever met.

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The highest temperature in Huizhou, Guangdong Province reached 35 degrees, about 10 in the morning. Two women quarreled in the street for an hour and a half because one person accidentally rubbed ice cream on the other. Finally, one of them fainted to the ground due to heatstroke.

Was taken to the hospital. Mr. Liu, who witnessed the whole incident, said, "I have lived for 42 years, and they are the most boring people I have ever met." ""。 "User comment: Mr. Liu who witnessed the whole incident is the most boring I have ever seen.

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18. The price of a car is acceptable to everyone, but it will make people uncomfortable after buying it. Reasons: oil, roads, parking spaces, insurance, travel tax and porcelain. ......

19. The price of Chinese cabbage may be 10 yuan, and it is more likely to feed the "iron cow". Workers are unlucky, farmers are unlucky-in short, people are unlucky.

20. There will be a new word, stepmother. Comrade. Michel platini, after that, a term that has frightened China people for thousands of years is about to be defiled. . . . . . . . . . . . Anything is possible.

2 1. Work? Service? There will be more and more dollars, Baker? Service? There will be more and more RMB, and more and more people will commit suicide by jumping off a building. . . . Don't want to get angry? Not going to the bakery? Service? Yuan, it's too difficult to die like this.

22. Virgos will be put into the auction, and the bidders are all officials? Business? Rich second generation? Officer two, virgins, protect that movie. That's a car. House. . it's easy

24. A man's ID card in Taipei, 123456789, was repeatedly suspected to be fake.

25. A man in Shanghai committed suicide by throwing himself into the river and climbed up again because the river was dirty.

26. In order to close the hotel as soon as possible, a hotel in Beijing bombarded its guests with cold wind in winter.

27. A boss in Hainan pays wages to migrant workers during the day and sends people to rob them at night.

28. A man in Zhengzhou couldn't untie his long belt and dared not eat for two days.

29. Two 10-year-old children in Sichuan booked their lives privately online and wanted to walk 200 kilometers to meet their "mother-in-law" working in Chongqing.

30. A woman in Chengdu bought a car with tens of thousands of coins.

3 1. A man in Beijing rowed 22 cars in succession in order to listen to the car alarm.

32.Xi A couple's wedding video was stolen and asked to remarry.

33. A couple in Jiangsu divorced and distributed their property through bidding.

34. Dog owners in Nanjing put pants on their dogs to prevent other dogs from sexual harassment.

35. An old man blew away a subway passenger in Shenzhen and made his wife "convenient" on the spot.

36. A couple quarreled in Beijing, but the woman couldn't beat 1 10 and claimed to have been robbed.

37. In order to get mentally retarded students out of class as soon as possible, a school in Gansu province asked them to skip classes.

38. A couple in Zhejiang quarreled excessively, and their wife had a sore throat for two years.

39. A girl in Liaoning synthesized a photo of her mother and a Korean movie star, which almost led to her parents' divorce.

40. A man in Zhuhai lied that there was BoB in the bar to measure the police speed 1 10! ! ! .

4 1. A young man in Hangzhou deliberately violated the rules at several intersections in order to win the hearts of women.

42. A thief in Jilin 5, 43. A thief in Jilin steals 5 or 6 thousand a day, and the "transfer fee" is as high as 65438+ 10 thousand yuan. 44. A tramp in Guangxi was hit by a car because he was wearing as many as 27 clothes of the four seasons.

45. An unlucky thief in Henan lost his mobile phone and was chased by a long-distance running champion.

46. A woman from Anhui failed to apply for a job in Nanjing and asked the police to send a car to take her home. 47. In a bus accident in Henan, more than 20 passengers were injured, and the driver swallowed the accident investigation map when signing.

48. A girl in Nanning applied for liberal arts, but got the admission ticket for the science exam, so she had no choice but to do the science paper.

49. An employer in Nanjing used 26 towels for different purposes, and the nanny was fired for frequent misuse.

50. There are seven people in a family in Hong 'an, Hubei Province, and both generations suffer from heart defects. 12 They pooled their money to make up one by one. 5 1. A peasant woman in Henan worried that her daughter would be difficult to remarry and sold her grandson for 8,000 yuan.

52. A fugitive in Nanjing was caught laughing when he saw his photo posted on the wall. He saw a warrant.

53. The old couple in Dalian hid a pigsty for 6000 yuan, and two pigs swallowed 4800 yuan at a time.

54. A thief in Harbin was trapped in an air conditioning station on the 26th floor by a freeze pry and asked the owner of the room to call the police.

55. A beggar in Taiwan Province Province bought a grand prize of 4 million yuan with begging money, and rewarded the benefactor with 654.38+10,000 yuan. 56. The license plates of residents in a residential area in Lanzhou were stolen, and they queued to send money to the thief to redeem the license plates.

57. Two drivers in Shandong took the beautiful woman to court because of a car accident. The court acquitted her.

58. Four men in Shanxi posted obituaries of leaders in their units to vent their personal anger.

59. The license plates of residents in a residential area in Lanzhou were stolen, and they queued to send money to the thief to redeem the license plates. 60. Two drivers in Shandong took the beautiful woman to court because of a car accident. The court acquitted her.

6 1. Four men in Shanxi posted obituaries of leaders in their units to vent their personal anger.

62. 10 Chongqing girl's long hair was stolen and cut on the bus.

63. A 52-year-old son-in-law in Changchun is close to his 44-year-old father-in-law, who knocked out his front teeth. 64. A mother in Kunming lost her son's tuition by gambling and asked for a refund from the game room.

65. A thief in Zhengzhou sneaked into the office of a unit and thought for six hours without knowing where to start.

66. A karate black belt coach in New Zealand suddenly died under the fist of a girl aged 10.

67. Zhejiang has launched a "disaster tour" where tourists can experience mountain torrents and mudslides.

68. A couple quarreled in Sichuan, but the man couldn't fight, so he drove into the river in a rage. 69. It is popular for Zunyi real estate developers to hire Feng Shui consultants and use roosters to set property prices.

70. The twins in Taiwan Province Province are so alike that the wife often mistook her husband.

7 1. A woman playing mahjong in Tianjin is afraid that her husband will seize the position and suffocate her bladder.

72. A primary school in Zhengzhou divides the students into three classes, and the poor students serve the outstanding students to eat.

There is a kind of "crying" in Nanjing, which charges 50 yuan per hour and is equipped with tear gas.

74. A 4-year-old boy in Wuhan was disobedient when he saw his teeth. The doctor charged 60 yuan "uncooperative fee".

75. An old lady in Zhengzhou installed 18 locks and 97 keys on a door to prevent thieves.

76. A man in Chongqing pretends to be a policeman to go to work every day, which makes his girlfriend look at him with new eyes.

In order to maintain hygiene, Shenyang No.1 Middle School requires teachers and students to take off their shoes when entering the teaching building.

78. A fugitive in Shenyang/KLOC-0 surrendered after 0/0, and he had to give half a catty of jiaozi to confess.

79. A thief in Shandong entered the house and mistakenly used firecrackers as candles. result ...

80. A passenger in Guangzhou angered the captain by swearing and refused to fly for an hour.

8 1.ATM machines don't spit money, and a couple in Chongqing bring their own stools and fruits for the night.

82. The longest piece of music in history took 639 years to play.

83. The doctor forgot to give anesthetic during the operation, and the patient screamed again and again. 84. The insurance company plans to increase the insurance premium for fat people.

85. A 72-year-old man in Nanjing suspected that his wife was a poor cook and ran away from home, saying that he had not enjoyed delicious food for 50 years.

86. The security squad leader of a car city in Beijing was short of money and led his men to steal cars in the shop.

87. Chongqing * * * owes money, and the 1 10 alarm phone stopped for 20 days.

88. The nanny of a housekeeping company in Shanghai should do 120 questions before taking up her post. The higher the score, the higher the salary. 89. The time displayed on the time display board of Beijing West Railway Station is July 25th, 2032, Beijing time.

90. Shanghai Zoo regulates the temperature to force animals to awake and enter the "hibernation period".

9 1. A computer school in Beijing needs to be able to climb trees to recruit advertisers.

92. A driver in Jiangxi carries ten fake driver's licenses, so he can't deduct points.