Classic quotations in struggle

Plot: After graduating from college, everyone bid farewell to Teacher Li and collectively shouted:

Miss Li, please stay. We are very, very reluctant to part with you, but we must tell you that we must leave you, we must go to work, fall in love and struggle. This matter is so urgent that we can't wait a day. Please accept our last greetings before we leave.

Plot: In the first episode, Gao Qiang committed suicide by jumping off a building because he didn't get a diploma.

Lu Tao said to the body:

Today is June 3rd, and the CS team is disbanded. Gao Qiang, we commemorate you with this.

Gao Qiang, we won't play games, because we will think of you when we play.

Gao Qiang, we have graduated and have to work. Every year on this day, we will tell you what we met.

In case you feel lonely there.

I hope you still think we are your friends. I suddenly lost my mind.

I never thought about my own value before, just chasing fashion and being cool.

I thought I had a personality, but no one has your personality and no one is as cool as you.

You said you would die without saying goodbye to us. You are the greatest among us.

No one is as cool as you.

Your death suddenly reminded me that life is so fragile and death is so close to us.

I want to go back and think about what is the most important thing in life and how to spend it.

I still have to think about what kind of person I will become.

Before, I thought I knew the answers to these questions.

But the death of Gao Qiang suddenly made me feel that everything was meaningless.

Unless you tell me why you left everyone.

Now I am most afraid of passing by Internet cafes, because your voice is everywhere.

I heard you calling my name, calling me "jump", "get down", "right", "left", "forward" and "dodge".

And now in my heart, the monitors all over the world are out.

No more CS, no more you.

Plot: Yang Xiaoyun and Xiang Nan meet for divorce. I have the following conversation in the divorce office:

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don't love you!

Xiangnan: Cook instant noodles for me at night and add two eggs to me. Do you love me? Shit!

Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Shit!

Xiangnan: Do you want to add two eggs to cook instant noodles for the dog? Shit!

Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Bah!

Xiangnan: Just admit it to me. Why?

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I won't admit it!

Xiangnan: I tell you, I am your first love, I am your favorite, I just can't divorce!

Yang Xiaoyun: You are a scoundrel!

Xiangnan: Thank you for reminding me. I'm really a scoundrel. I'm counting on you. I tell you, Yang Xiaoyun's marriage is inseparable, because I changed my mind and I don't agree to divorce. If you tell me about the divorce again, I'll tell you not to joke with me. Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! Divorce! Divorce now! If you don't leave me, I'll step on you now!

South: Bah! No way!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah!

South: Bah! Go and play! You play for me! You play with the spoon handle for me!

Yang Xiaoyun: You. . . .

South: Bah!

Staff: Hey. . Sir, smoking is not allowed here.

Yang Xiaoyun: Who told you to smoke?

South: Can you manage it well?

extinguish

South: What are you looking at? what are you reading? Play for me! Not a TV series. Why? One by one!

Masses: How to speak? This is!

South: How to talk about what. .

Yang Xiaoyun: Why not let others see it? Do you understand and respect others? I tell you, these are my fans.

Xiangnan: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah, you are a huge fan of mine.

South: Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Let me ask you something about the South. What is good about me that makes you envy me all day?

Xiangnan: How can I love you so much? Bah!

Yang Xiaoyun: Did you all break up? It doesn't matter. Next couple.

Mother Lu: Son, your biological father is coming back from America ... He has made a lot of money in America ... and he wants to see you. ...

Lu Tao: Don't mention meeting, let him give me his inheritance ~

Wash the car south, splash water, and an aunt rushed out and said, what's the matter, splash all over me?

Xiangnan: Sorry, I didn't see it.

Aunt: Didn't you see such a big living person?

South: I see it.

Aunt: Did you spill it when you saw it?

South: I won't spill it. .

Xu Zhisen spoke to his son alone for the first time. As soon as they met, he asked Lu Tao to perform on his head, sit on his head and perform on the sofa.

Later, Xu Zhisen said: "A successful businessman will listen to other people's opinions, but he will never listen to those absurd opinions."

Plot: Go to Shandong on business with Lu, and go south.

Xiang: You bring us a pot of tea.

Attendant: We sell tea by the cup here, sir.

Xiang: Then three cups.

What kind of tea would you like, sir?

Xiang: Do you have any tea?

We have chrysanthemum tea, Longjing tea, oolong tea and black tea.

Xiang: Black tea.

Sir, we have one pot of black tea for each person.

Xiang: Didn't you just sell pots regardless?

I mean, sir, our black tea is canned.

Xiang: Then you can make a pot.

Do you want all the black tea?

Item: Right.

So you want three cans, sir

Xiang: Wait a minute, you're making me a little messy. How did it become a three-pot again?

Sir, we can't order a pot of black tea for three people here.

Xiang: Then you can give me three glasses of ice water.

Sorry, sir, our refrigerator is temporarily broken, and there is no ice water.

Xiang: I want three cups of Longjing, one for each person.

Item: It's not funny at all. Just an obstacle.

Plot: Charlene Marilynn Dangelo and Lu Tao have dinner together. Lu Tao said some very mean things.

Xia: Why is it so sour?

Lu: Waiter, a bowl of vinegar.

Xia: I'll drink it if you drink it.

Lu: Waiter, two bowls of vinegar.

Plot: Yang Xiaoyun dropped his mobile phone in the toilet and asked him to go fishing in the south.

South: This pit is too dirty ~ ~

Yang Xiaoyun: ... Nonsense! Have you ever seen a toilet with pure water?

Yang Xiaoyun asked Charlene Marilynn Dangelo to call her cell phone, but can it still be connected? Cell phone reply: Not in service area.

A humorous line by Charlene Marilynn Dangelo and Lu Tao at home: Episode 9

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What are you doing today?

Lu Tao: I must pull myself together and prepare for the battle.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: Where did you really fight?

Lu Tao: My Cooper Company's combat work.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your situation now?

Lu Tao: I am an ordinary designer.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your goal now?

Lu Tao: My Xu Zhisen's goal is to meet new battles.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: What's your slogan now?

Lu Tao: I can, I can, I can.

Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: Let's go!

Lu Tao: Yes! (in Sichuan dialect)

Plot: Divorce Yang Xiaoyun and go to the South.

Back home in the south, rushed into the bathroom to find Yang Xiaoyun. It's Charlene Marilynn Dangelo taking a bath in the bathroom. Xia shouted.

Hurry out and shout to the south: why don't you wear clothes in the shower?

Xia: Nonsense! Do you get dressed in the shower? !

Lingshan said: People say that men can't live without women just as fish can't live without water. )

Lu Tao said: But it didn't say that fish can't live without a drop of water! (imitating the tone of Lingshan)

Miley ran to see Lu Tao and fell down and got hurt.

Lou-something to drink?

I drink coke

Lu-there are expired ones in the refrigerator. Do you want to drink?

Mi-drink As your expired girlfriend, I deserve to drink expired coke.

Lu:-Are you better?

Mi- don't look at my sexy legs, you'll drool on my wound later, and I won't stop if it festers.

Xiao Yun asked: Who are you?

Answer to the south: I am your husband to the south, I am your wallet, I am your tool for comfort, and I am always ready for your happiness! Serve Yang Xiaoyun!

I want to say, since I came to this world, I can't be too polite, and I will mix where people are.

Yang Xiaoyun: In the past, you invited me to dinner and I invited you to sleep. Now you don't invite me to dinner or sleep with me ~

You can defecate at will.

Divorced from Yang Xiaoyun to the south. Say angry words

"Yang Xiaoyun, the dark clouds falling on my head are about to disperse, and the good days are coming!"

On the first day of the celebration of heartbroken Utopia, Lulu brought a bunch of children to sing, drink and have fun. The pig told Hanako that Lulu was excellent in the crowd and sang well.

Hanako said to the pig's head, "If she looks like this, then she is a dead female gangster."

Lulu is afraid of being fat and afraid to eat.

Hanako said, "You are not fat at all. You are as thin as a cramp. "

Advise Hanako and Lulu to go through the formalities.

Nan said to Hanako, "It is not a problem for you to spend so much money. You are almost wasting people into women. "

Yang Xiaoyun and Xiangnan feel tired and lonely after their divorce. Xiaoyun's mother gave her a stack of money and advised her to go shopping and relax.

Xiaoyun's mother said, "Flowers, buy whatever you want ~ ~ ~ Don't spend it all ~ ~"

Lu Tao often said: "I am anxious, I am anxious, I am anxious ~"

Hanako and Xiao Chun date for dinner.

Hanako: You are responsible for eating vegetables. Pick up what you like to eat and have two bites.

Xiao Chun: You are responsible for speaking and listening to what I like.

What Lu Yaxun said to Lu Tao in the last episode really moved me. I like Lu Yaxun's integrity and kindness very much.

"I said what I should say before you were ten years old, and then I just repeated these words over and over again ~"

Lu Yaxun said to his son

"Rights belong to the state and conscience belongs to oneself."

In the last episode, Lu Tao Charlene Marilynn Dangelo went to France, and Hanako and Xiaoyun went to the south to see him off.

Hanako hurt them both: "Look at the four of you. In just a few years, you have obtained three marriage certificates and one divorce certificate, which has caused a lot of trouble to our government."

Hanako's mother was ill and hospitalized, thinking that she was going to die, and told Hanako that she was going to die again and again.

Hanako finally said, "mom, I really remember: if you wake up, I will return your passbook to you;" If you don't wake up, I'll keep the passbook, but the money in it can't be moved and I can't tell my dad. I should always pay attention to his life and help him ~~ Mom, don't you think this is contradictory? "

Optimism about the south

I have no illness or disaster, my parents are well-off, I have a car and a house, my daughter-in-law loves me, I earn money to support my family, I have a good life, I am still alive, I will be better in the future, I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!

Lu Tao's speech at the birthday party.

Now that you have come to this world, you can't be too polite. Where people are, we are there.

At school, the teacher taught us that we came to this world not to take away anything, but to add luster to the world. I agreed then, and I agree now. But how can we do it? I believe they don't know this, and even if they do, they may not be able to do it. What they told us was just their dreams. All right, we listen to them. Take their dreams as ours, and we fight for them, just like them, but dreams are difficult. Because this dream is our life, our love, our career and our happiness.

However, when we turned that abstract dream into something concrete, I found that we were far away from that dream, especially far away. But we won't give up! We will try to do everything well!

In this world, we will encounter many good things and many bad things. Before today, it was the past. Tomorrow, they will collide head-on with us. Our attitude is that no one is afraid of bad things!

(Raise a glass) Come on, for all the bad things that will happen to all of us, I'll have a drink myself first.

A conversation between Millay and Lu Tao, I like Millay's character very much ~

Millay: This is my seat.

Lu Tao: Nod.

Michelle: I was sitting here while Charlene Marilynn Dangelo was away.

Lu nodded.

Michelle Obama: You are better than before.

Lu: Shake your head.

Jeremy: Take me home now. You used to not take me home.

Jeremy: Thank you. Seeing you in the company in the future will naturally be good to you. I won't be nervous. I don't think you will run away at any time. I won't feel stupid.

Lou: What else can I do for you?

Jeremy: If you can sit in our garden with me for a while, I will see you more naturally.

M: You used to trick me into paying you with all kinds of jokes. As a result, I formed a bad habit, that is, I am willing to swipe my card for you. The more you eat, the happier I am. Take back the clothes I bought at the stall and let Charlene Marilynn Dangelo change them at will. Then let Xiaoyun sew something casually. Just tell my dad that it's two thousand dollars each. My dad always believed me. She thinks I am.

Lu: I didn't see it. I was too rebellious and had a grudge against the rich. I think it is right to lie to you.

Jeremy: I'll tell you a fact. Listen carefully: I should have paid the bill, but I shouldn't have left me. You are so bad, I still like you. I like your ugly appearance. You came up with all the bad ideas first, and then went south with your lackeys. You three smiled at each other, got the message, and then started fighting. I feel very happy. I bought a ticket for the drama, and you drew three tickets in a short time, and then we all went to see the drama together. When my face is dirty, you steal paper towels from other people's cars to wipe my face. I envy you very much, because you are boys, wherever you go, it will cause onlookers, and it doesn't matter if you are caught.

I like to see you don't care. I think it's exciting and handsome! In fact, I always wanted to be a boy and work with you. It's a pity that I'm a girl, so I can only watch for you in the back, swipe your card, and then try to get rid of you.

Lu: Millay, I was wrong. At that time, I may have always regarded you as a buddy.

Michelle Obama: I'm a girl

Lu: Sorry.

Michelle Obama: Actually, I lied to you about one thing. We escaped after dinner again. You ran away first and left me. You have been waiting for me for a long time. I caught up with you and told you I ran away, too. Actually, I didn't. I was caught by them and paid the bill.

Lu: Sir.

Jeremy: You are so stupid, Lu Tao. You don't know me at all. Everything I just said, everything, that's my happiness.

It is suggested that Yang Xiaoyun abort children in the south.

Xiangnan: "The dragon gives birth to the dragon, and the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix. I am not a dragon, and you are not a phoenix. We can't have mice, just make holes. "

Go shopping in the south with Yang Xiaoyun.

Yang: Today we can agree that there are rules for shopping in this shopping center.

Item: Let's hear it;

Yang: first, you can only look at the goods, not the beautiful women, except me;

Item: process;

Yang: Second, the unit price of the things I bought for you in the south can't exceed 100 yuan, and the unit price of the things I bought now can't be lower than that of 500 yuan.

Item: process;

Yang: Third, don't run, just follow me, and don't get lost in the crowd.

Item: process;

Yang: Finally, you should take the initiative to pay the bill. Do you know what running away means? I tell you, my husband must have a good eye for price. As soon as I arrive, you have to pay for me. I can't waste precious spit to rush you.

Item: Go ahead, wife.

Yang Xiaoyun went to the attic to persuade the South to divorce.

Yang: Don't delay. Are you sticky like a man?

Item: Let me think it over. No, why are you in such a hurry? Didn't I tell you? If you find a new one, I will definitely leave you, and we will not keep you.

Yang: Nonsense, where can a married person like me find someone new?

Item: Isn't this just right? Stop looking. Besides, don't I wear a tie, too I tell you, Yang Xiaoyun, you should learn from me. Don't be so anxious. My endurance is limited. If you force me to divorce again, what will happen to me in the future ......

Yang: Get out.

Xiang: Can we stop saying such hurtful things? Let's sit there for a while and I'll make you a cup of coffee. We are also petty bourgeoisie, encouraging and comforting each other. Isn't that great? It's all heartbreaking. What do you need it for?

Yang: Come on. You get angry when I come. What kind of heartbreaking utopia? You are so energetic. I think this is an erosive utopia.

Xiang: Why don't you move here, too?

Yang: Come on. Save me from keeping you.

Item: No, it has been delayed for so many years anyway.

Yang: Hey, hey, will you stop disgusting me? You think I don't know? Sneak up to rich girls behind my back, and you don't look in the mirror. Are you like a man with two feet on both sides? You just want to step on me, step on a rich girl, and want to eat soft rice. Have you ever heard that ugly people want to be movie stars without plastic surgery?

Item: I didn't.

Yang: Don't talk back. Living in the attic and chasing after rich girls, I think you are jealous of Lu Tao in disguise.

Xiang: That's my good brother.

Yang: Do you feel like a special failure to have such a successful buddy hanging around?

Xiang: What are you thinking? You think I'm you.

Yang: This attic is really beautiful. Isn't it particularly unpleasant to think that you can't live in it without Lu Tao and Millay? Think about who you are. Oh, a special failure, this kind of mixed feelings, little bitterness, little sadness, are you fooling me?

Xiang: No, you sneak up on me in the dead of night. ......

Yang: I want to hit you. I know you too well, so I will hit you.

When Charlene Marilynn Dangelo returned to China, Xiaoyun described her friend's situation.

Yang: You can't believe it. Since you left, those people have set up a broken warehouse. I think it was used to store chicken droppings. Now they have made a revolution with bamboo boards, opened an attic and took a particularly disgusting name, called heartbroken Utopia. It is said that everyone who lives in it has been heartbroken. Guess who it is. Led by Lu Tao, Milai, Lingshan, Xiangnan, Hanako and Lulu.

This Lu Tao is heartbroken for you, Miley is heartbroken for Lu Tao, Lingshan is heartbroken for Lu Tao, Lingshan and I are heartbroken for the south, Hanako is heartbroken for Lulu, Lulu is heartbroken for Sun Xiaohai, and Sun Xiaohai is heartbroken for rock. Anyway, on the surface, it hurts, but in fact, it is better than anyone else. That kind of petty bourgeoisie, small sentiment, French windows, small billiards, small baskets, small darts, small gardens, dogs, coffee, alas, a group of people are shut in all day. When you look back, you will know that one by one, the cruelty of appearance, the cause of the cause, the nonsense, one by one happy every day like an asshole.

Who is more promising than Nanhe Hanako?

Xiangnan: Our family has a yard. Do you? (Old Beijing Hutong Siheyuan)

Hanako: We have a personal full-time barber, as well as shampoo and conditioner. Do you have a second-hand hair salon?

Xiangnan: Our mother-in-law has dozens of boxes of private wine left over from marriage. Do you have it at home?

Hanako: We have an old SUV at home. We have nothing to do and go for a ride. Is your family so romantic (an unbreakable N-handed Beijing Jeep for 600 yuan)?

Xiangnan: We have a color TV, a refrigerator and a washing machine. That's convenient. Do you have it at home (quadrangles are common)?

Hanako: We have a private enterprise in our family. We don't have to go out to work. We just like SOHO. Oh, hey, when will your family catch up with this post-modern life?

Xiangnan: Our family has a whole set of unopened modern kitchen supplies, which are piled on the bed when they are useless. The young couple eat out every day. They spend a lot of money on spicy fish and meat. Dare you be so extravagant?

Xiao Yun: I was really persuaded by them. I am really a college student in a famous university. What's more, what's more? It almost killed me. I've been with you in the South for eight generations. Hit hard and blow the salted fish over.

Xiangnan: Yang Xiaoyun, are you all right? You look like a salted fish. Tell me about salted fish. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? Let me see, check, check.

Hanako: Waiter, check out!

A ***58.

Xiao Yun: Wow, this is a huge sum of money. Don't be so extravagant in the future.

Xiangnan: OK, Hanako, I'll come next time.

Hanako: Next time, next time, you may want to buy things by installment.

The pig robbed Hanako's girlfriend Lulu in LOFT and asked for forgiveness, but Hanako insisted on not seeing her.

Hua: Not yet?

Lu: I didn't leave.

Hua: Finish your wine.

Lu: I finished it yesterday. I don't know where I got two boxes of various wines today.

W: And all kinds of wine?

Lu: All kinds of wine.

Hua: I'll call the police.

Lu: I really want you to forgive me. How can I call the police? Seven days. Seven days.

Hua: ...

Lu: Why don't you go out and forgive him?

Woman: No.

The South decided to send Yang Xiaoyun home, and Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche's "Love Like Tide" was playing in the yellow Alto car.

(Music) Since I love you, I will never regret it no matter how hard I suffer. I also want to bring my love like the tide. Love pushes me to you like the tide, and follows it closely. It surrounds you and me like the tide. ......

The car stopped at the gate of their former home, Youth House.

Xiangnan: Sorry, Yang Xiaoyun, I didn't know where you were.

Yang Xiaoyun: There's nothing to be sorry about.

Xiangnan: Goodbye then.

Yang Xiaoyun: Don't you want to have a look? I may never get on in the future.

South: I'd better not go up. I always wanted to go up, so I was unhappy. I don't want to now, I really don't want to.

Yang Xiaoyun: (can't help crying) Stay with me. I'm always alone, except my mother. I can't stand it in my heart.

Home for young people, home for the South and Yang Xiaoyun. Yang Xiaoyun found a tape recorder, turned on the recording button and put it on the coffee table.

Yang Xiaoyun: Go ahead, I want to record it. When a person is bored, I will listen more and say everything.

Xiangnan: I don't know what to say.

Yang Xiaoyun: Just say something. I called you up just to listen to you. Aren't you good at talking?

South: Once upon a time, a little girl got a big toy. She likes it very much. She often throws it aside and often picks it up for fun. One day, the toy broke down and she was very unhappy. She really wants to make up for it. She thinks she can fix it. ......

Took a deep breath to the south and began to smoke.

Yang Xiaoyun: Go ahead, go on.

South: Yang Xiaoyun, I am not a toy.

Yang Xiaoyun: I never thought of you as a toy. I just want to be nice to you.

Xiangnan: Yang Xiaoyun, before that, I thought you were the best to me in the world, but when I met someone who was really good to me, I realized that you were not the best to me.

Yang Xiaoyun: Isn't that broken Yao Yao? Do you think she is as cute as me?

South: (Answer immediately) No. I admit, she is not as lovely as you. But she gave me confidence. She gave me confidence in my life. Yang Xiaoyun, I once had a crush on your cuteness. But it turned out to be a lie, not the most important thing. Do you remember? You once slapped me in the mall because you were jealous of Charlene Marilynn Dangelo. At that time, I loved you very much Even if you break my heart, I think it's right. But then Lu Tao told me that he said something about him and Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, and I realized it was wrong. I gave you all my best things, but you will never be satisfied. I have nothing to give you now.

Yang Xiaoyun: What happened to Charlene Marilynn Dangelo? Charlene Marilynn Dangelo is cuter than me, I admit it, but ......

Xiangnan: Yang Xiaoyun, you know that Charlene Marilynn Dangelo is lovely and everyone likes her, so you are willing to compare with her and learn from her. But you don't know that Charlene Marilynn Dangelo is cute, not Yang Xiaoyun, because you haven't learned the most important thing in Charlene Marilynn Dangelo-sincerity. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo always pays for Lu Tao and doesn't leave Lu Tao until she has no money to pay. What about you? You've been showing me how cute you are. Yes, I admit it, I admit it. I'm confused by your cuteness. You told me to keep giving. You are very unhappy because you haven't found a better audience to appreciate your cuteness. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo left Lu Tao because she was not satisfied with herself. However, you, Yang Xiaoyun, are satisfied with yourself and me. You make yourself dissatisfied with yourself. I lost confidence in life and myself. I often feel humiliated and depressed, especially in the past two years. I am more and more unhappy with you. I am disappointed to leave you, but I have done everything for you. I admit, I didn't do well enough, but I tried my best. After I divorced you, I was not responsible for you. Now I want to think more about myself. I am lucky to meet someone who really loves me, and I have a new life. I like this new life. You don't have to pretend to be cute in front of me anymore. It's no use. Yang Xiaoyun, I've been meaning to say these words to you for a long time, but I have more important things to say to you.

Go south and get ready to leave.

Xiangnan: Yang Xiaoyun, I must leave you. I do not love you anymore. Goodbye.