Lighthearted and humorous copywriting

1. Success comes from hard work the day after tomorrow, so let's have a rest today and tomorrow.

Every time I see someone spitting gum in the toilet, I am extremely angry. It still tastes when chewed. Why are you vomiting?

Customer: Boss, can you eat this fruit with so many spots? Boss: I tell you, young man, choosing fruit is like choosing a wife. Very particular. Customer: What do you mean? Boss: You are so beautiful, don't worry!

Although I have no money, I will save money. Today, I took a fancy to a Lamborghini, didn't buy it, and saved millions at once.

I want to thank those who knocked me down. Thank you. It's really comfortable to lie down.

When we are young, we all make mistakes. We always call girls in their twenties aunts and boys uncles, so now we get what we deserve. We'll pay it back sooner or later if we mix together!

7. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

8. Ten-year-old cousin found the hidden lucky money taken away by his father. So, I secretly changed my screen name to "recognize a thief as a father".

9. An idiot classmate showed off his money in front of me with a dime ticket. I said, "Isn't it just a dime?" What are you showing off? "Who knows, he came and said," Can you change it? "

10. Money without feelings is called buying and selling; If you have feelings and no money, it's called a loss-making business.

1 1. Don't leave the problem to time to prove. Time doesn't care about your mess.

12. When I was in college, I saw my roommate playing games in the dormitory one day. I said to him, "the exam is tomorrow. Don't you read?" The roommate calmly replied: "The day after tomorrow, am I wrong?" So I continued to argue with him. Just as we were quarreling, another buddy in the dormitory was surprised and asked, "You didn't go to the exam this morning!" " "

13. The male god finally confessed to me: "Would you like to walk into the palace with me on your wedding day?" I nodded excitedly and I became the best man!

14. You have to remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

15. My mother and I were lying on the sofa eating snacks. Dad came and taught me a lesson. I said weakly, "Mom is eating, too. Why didn't you tell her? " Dad: "I want your mother to be fat again." What about you? "

16. The only person who said "Don't go" to me was my PE teacher: Don't go? Run! Go, go, go.

17. The so-called female man is only ugly, but all beautiful girls with masculine temperament are called queens.

18. When friends around me are unhappy, I always advise them to look further and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me assiduously: pay back the money quickly!

19. I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

20. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find: Hey! One more father; When a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find that he is still a rebel after having another son.

2 1. People who are really rich keep a low profile. Many people with luxury cars are embarrassed to drive to work, just like I ride a bike every day. Who would have thought I had an electric car?

22. all beautiful women like Gao Fushuai? You're wrong, it's slander! They also like short, rich, handsome, short, rich, ugly, tall, rich and ugly. ...

23. Someone asked me: Why do men always hug their girlfriends' waist? How can I put it? As a senior single dog, I really can't answer such a profound question.

24. Who says there is no word "easy" in the adult world? I think there are many, such as: easy to get fat, easy to get old, easy to lose hair, easy to get sleepy, easy to get ugly, easy to become single dog, and most importantly, easy to get poor!