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The bar owner took the girl's whole box and invited her easily.

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When it comes to picking up girls, many men are very uncomfortable, thinking that it is all theory and it is impossible to put it into practice. Don't be afraid. Today, I recommend a complete case of a bar master picking up girls to see how the master can easily put girls on the table.

The first day of National Day

I got a phone call from a friend saying that he came from Chongqing. He was a friend who engaged in sculpture, a spoony man and a poor guy.

He didn't come to see me, but for the woman who was haunting him. It's a pity that he was not seen until the third day-I knew it would happen.

The realistic girl has to buy a ticket before boarding the boat.

So, I finally had the honor to meet him.

I'm surprised that he can still maintain such persistent enthusiasm for a woman.

In his words, she brought him creative inspiration.

I can't help secretly feeling sorry for him.

Looks like he can't be Rodin.

In order to change his view on women more or less, I'm going to invite him to one of the most famous night shows in the city for a drink.

I called Xiao Lin first. Xiao Lin is a female college student.

Xiao Lin: Hello ~ ~

Me: Hello, Kobayashi (boss tone)

Xiao Lin: Yes, you are ~

Me: You don't remember me? It hurts self-esteem ~ ~ ~

Kobayashi: Hehe, I lost my mobile phone not long ago. I only added a number (deceptive).

Me: Oh, last time at Normal University, we had dinner together (also a lie).

Kobayashi: Hmm ... I don't remember.

Me: I'm Brother Long.

Kobayashi: Brother Long ... Oh! It's you (suddenly realize)

Me: I'm in a bar with my friends now. Will you come?

Xiao Lin: Oh, I'm still performing tomorrow morning, and I'm ready to go to bed now.

Me: Well, you can rest and talk about it another day.

Xiao Lin: OK, next time. Invite me to dinner next time.

Me: OK, if I am free, goodbye.

Xiao Lin: Yes, I remember. Oh, goodbye.

Hanging up the phone, the sculptor asked me: Who is Xiao Lin?

I don't know,' I said.

"So you called her?"

Sculpture, do you know how many men and unknown women sleep in the same bed every day, and how many men are waiting for women who have known each other for 7 or 8 years?

But I didn't say that. Xiao Lin's number was given to me by a friend last time. It's been in my phone for half a year, and I haven't seen her.

Then I called Xiao Tao, Lucy and Xiao Wang, but none of them were there.

I've never met them. They are a group of players. They know everyone well, but they are strangers to everyone.

Yes! Let's go for a drink! With sculptures, we came to the night show.

On National Day, many women who have no object will come to the night show to fill the emptiness with emptiness.

Sitting in a bar with sculptures and drinking silently, he told me that there are many beautiful women here, but he doesn't like any of them.

Yes, because they are not sculptures, so don't look at them with a sculptural eye.

The secret of lovers' bubble learning is not to treat beautiful women as beautiful women, and the excuse to discourage men from bubble learning is not to treat beautiful women as beautiful women. It seems that beauty is really a terrible animal. )

At this time, someone patted me on the shoulder, and I turned my head. That is a beautiful girl in white. At this moment, my heart secretly moved and I was rarely accosted by girls.

She gave me a sweet smile and raised her glass and looked at me.

She: Handsome boy, buy you a drink.

I picked up the cup and touched her, took a sip and put it in her ear. ...

I asked, will you come and play with us?

She smiled: No, I lost playing games with my friends. ...

I smiled bitterly: it really hurts my self-esteem. I thought I met a talent scout ...

She smiled: Hehe, I'll find you later.

Continue to drink with the sculpture, and soon my friend in white also lost, and came to me for a drink, this time in black.

I said, is it your turn to lose this time?

Blake: Well, come on, have a drink! !

A generous girl, I drank with her.

I said, what a pity. If you lose, it's not bad to kiss a handsome guy. ...

Black: Hehe, I'll go first.

Continue to drink with the sculpture, and soon, white clothes come again.

Me: What? You deliberately tried to get me drunk, didn't you?

White: No, I just came to have a drink with you this time.

Me: I warn you first, I am a gangster when I am drunk.

White: Haha ...

I introduced her to the sculpture, and the three of them touched a glass.

Me: I'll come to play with you later. I'll stay with my friends for a while first.

White walked away with a smile.

(female concave male convex;

When a woman closes the door but leaves a gap, a man should push the door open;

When a woman throws a handkerchief on the floor, a man should go up and pick it up;

A woman gives you a glass of water, and a man wants to repay her the whole sea;

When a woman says she will come to see you later, don't really think that she will. What she means is to ask you to find her. ...

What is a man's demeanor? Manner means that men want to be cheeky, and women like men with manners.

They are all students. They sneaked out to play today. I told the sculpture that this was his first night performance, and the strong music made his head move bit by bit. People who don't know will think he is listening to me.

Me: Go and play with the girls? They need you.

He: No, you go. I will feel the atmosphere here alone.

Hand in hand

Me: If you sit here alone, people will think you are selling medicine.

I walked to the girls' table with wine and sat down to drink with them.

Blake said they were playing dice. The loser wants to have a drink with the handsome guy and asks me if I will come. I said, together!

Black people are obviously their bosses, dressed in cool clothes and smoking, and the other two are good girls.

I have a good impression of white clothes, generous and sweet. If she wears makeup, she can get 8 points.

I hope the sculpture can come and play with them, but there is only one woman in his heart.

Okay, are women really just playing games? They are eager to meet men, they are eager to be chased by handsome guys, and games are just excuses; Women naturally like makeup; Brothels, there are signs of bathing)

I lost the first round, and I said happily, isn't it just drinking with handsome guys? All right! Which one do you mean?

They said no, if I lost, I had to find a beautiful woman to drink, and then they assigned me a table, all made up of girls.

I said to Xiao Bai: OK, you come with me.

On the shoulders of white clothes, I came to the group and raised my glass with a smile: girls, do it!

A table of girls immediately began to boo, and four people tacitly waved their luminous rings in front of me as if they were their fingers. ...

I can hear the smell of female hormones from their laughter, and I laugh happily and look innocent.

Then one of them handed me a watermelon, and I opened my mouth and bit off half of it.

At this time, the other girls started booing again. The girl suddenly stuffed all the watermelons into my mouth and laughed together like a prank.

I still look innocent. ...

These are obvious sexual hints and teasing from girls.

I don't know if it's because of the white clothes I brought, or just because of this empty National Day night.

When you have a woman around you, it will inspire other women to have a wonderful temptation instinct. Don't be complacent. They don't love you, they just want to provoke ... why do so many girls like married men just because they are mature? This is just their grandiose excuse to fight with vinegar, which is determined by women's genes)

I played with the girls for a while and found that the white skirt was gone, so I left and went back to the white table.

Bai said: I thought you couldn't come back ~

Me: No, it's just that they are a little enthusiastic. Next time, you should protect me (hug her shoulder).

White smiled and continued to play. Black lost, so I asked her to invite my friend to have a drink.

Black sculpture and her drinking are very polite, not frivolous, and extremely gentle.

I invited him over to play, and he said no, he just wanted to drink alone. ...

I don't understand why he is so afraid of women when he works naked all day.

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Later, he told me that it was not fear, but respect. ...

At this moment, I suddenly felt full of respect for him, and then felt ashamed. ...

Yes, respecting women means respecting yourself.

Keep playing for a while, I always lose, and I am forced to talk to many women. It's not too difficult. If the other person is more cheerful, I will make fun of a few words and then leave politely. The person I like is white.

Finally, Blake ordered-it's time for them to go back to the dormitory! ! Good times are always short, and I said goodbye to them.

At the moment when White turned to leave, I held her hand.

Me: Tell me your phone number.

White: I'll give it to you next time. I will come here again next time.

Me: See you next time. Maybe I have Alzheimer's disease.

White smile, gently kissed me on the face, and turned to go.

I smiled, stopped her, and put my face together (that's Grace).

She smiled sweetly and gave me a quick kiss.

In my 0. 1 second life.

A girl in white kissed me. ...

White said, I have to go. They are still waiting for me. ...

Then she left, no phone, no name, and her purpose of coming to the party was achieved.

They don't need sex (if you don't tease), they just want a fresh story, a self-directed story, a memory to show off, and a short love without an ending. ...

I believe that Xiaobai will be pursued by many boys at school, and even she has a boyfriend at all, but she went to the night show on the night of National Day and kissed a strange man who had not met for an hour. ...

All this is just because they can't give her such a story.

However, this story is so fascinating.

All the * * * in the evening program are the same. He should be a good actor when he enters the night show. All you have to do is find the director and cooperate with her to finish this woman's fantasy play. If you are wonderful enough, then this story will have more plots and even a sequel.

What you have to do is to inspire her creation.

Actually, the director is also an actor, and the actor is also a director.

This is a night performance.

Beautiful place

An ugly place

The sculpture is still drinking alone. I patted him on the shoulder and asked him if he had a girl he liked. He smiled and shook his head, so I decided to have a drink with him.

The sculpture told me the story of him and the girl intermittently. In my opinion, it is the same as the story of all frustrated men, but in his view, it is a beautiful love separated by time and space. This kind of love makes him sweet, makes him miserable, makes his life full of hope, and lets him face every day's life with this kind of love.

He reminds me of my old self. Everyone once had a loved one, and everyone once had their own love story.

This kind of love makes you truly become a protagonist in life, even if it is a tragedy.

Everyone should be the protagonist once, otherwise, everything will be in vain.

The essence of PUA is to control your emotions, not to let yourself fall in love with anyone, and to let yourself walk freely among flowers.

Sadly, when you have no emotions, you won't enjoy the happiness that emotions bring you. The last thing you can get is physical * * *. Unfortunately, such happiness is short-lived.

Many people think that happiness is happiness.

Actually, it is not.

Happiness and pain add up.

Is happiness.

Someone who can't make you miserable

Can't bring you happiness

How much pain can she cause you?

How much happiness can it bring?

Unfortunately, people often just want to enjoy life.

But I don't want to suffer.

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There is a limit to the pain that people can bear.

The happiness that people can bear is also limited.

But happiness is infinite.

This is the beauty of love.

In order to find a date for the sculpture, so that we don't look like gay couples coming to the bar, I decided to find two groups.

Soon I found my target. Two seven-point girls were drinking in the opposite bar, surrounded by two boys who came to chat up. In this case, it's not good for me either, so I'll send a few glances first. ...

Make faces for a long time, and the other person is too tall to take a look.

At this time, there seems to be a crow flying silently overhead. ...

Really helpless, when two men went to the toilet, I once stood between two girls.

Me: Hi, happy birthday!

Girl: Hi ~ ~ We didn't have a birthday.

Me: Today is my birthday, and I want to invite all of you to come.

Girl: Oh, happy birthday!

Then three people raised their glasses and drank ... After drinking, I put the cup next to them, and the short-haired girl helped us to mix the wine (subject to the test).

I said to Long Hair: Today I will make a wish with your friend (NEG).

Then he put his arm around short hair's shoulder and whispered in her ear, I just made a wish that you would kiss me when 12 comes.

Short hair with a smile: Haha, I won't kiss you (IOI)

Me: Ha ha, you don't believe it? Look, it's almost 12 o'clock (suspense)

Short hair: I won't kiss you (ASD)

Me: 12 o'clock! !

Short hair: hmm?

Give her a quick kiss on the mouth (about 0.8 seconds), and then look at her with a wry smile ... (forcibly breaking the frame)

(The boy next to me collapsed ... Northwest, Northeast, Yunnan and other areas with strong folk customs, please don't imitate them. )

Short hair also smiled and looked at other places (the reaction after the photo frame was broken)

I turned to Long Hair and said, Do you see that handsome guy with glasses over there? He is my friend, and he likes you (the most poisonous woman's heart, you must satisfy her vanity, otherwise she will tear down the platform and no one wants to be isolated,)

Long hair glanced at the sculpture and turned to look at me with provocative eyes.

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She said: But I like you! If you are selected in advance, all women will try to seduce you. Don't take it seriously, she's just testing her charm.

For about three seconds, my brain was running at a high speed ... (Long hair is better than short hair, but I have kissed short hair, and long hair should be reserved for sculpture. Unfortunately, long hair doesn't like it. What I like is that I know I should have short hair for sculpture. What about kissing long hair? Let's kiss them both on the principle of fairness. )

Playing with vinegar racks is determined by women's genes. Men are broad-minded and never rob women with their buddies. Women are very narrow-minded and like to rob men with their sisters, so they become a passer-by again.

I smiled: I am very happy, but let's be friends ~ ~ (laughs)

Give her a quick kiss on the mouth (about 0.8 seconds), and then look at her with a wry smile ... (People say they like you, it's rude if you don't kiss)

She hit me with powder.

Me: Well, these are just kisses between friends, a little blessing at the last moment of birthday (hug them, to be fair).

Next, I chatted with them. Long hair is actually a native, so he began to speak his hometown dialect. They are colleagues and tour guides. I didn't bring a big bill to the tour group this time, so I came to the bar to drown my sorrows (is this the legendary hit it off? The balance begins to tilt towards the long hair)

Let's call it sculpture, and four people will drink and chat. The atmosphere is good.

I whispered to Long Hair: Tonight, be my girlfriend.

She said: Good! (subtext analysis of this conversation)

So I hugged my waist, but she took my hand away and went on, and I accepted it. ...

Short hair is also very enthusiastic about sculpture, but unfortunately the sculpture is more formal, and the two chat and drink without salt and light.

Long hair wants to play dice with me. Although my skills are poor, I am still willing to cooperate.

Who knows that she is fierce, and after several rounds, I was filled, so I had to surrender and cede territory for peace.

I can see that she is disappointed in me-getting me drunk won't do her any good. She just wants to get drunk. ...

After playing for two hours, I exchanged phone numbers. It's time for dinner. Those barbecues and hotels that are open all night outside the night show have witnessed one similar story after another. In this explosive consulting world, people's courtship methods are no different from those of 10000 years ago.

After dinner, I suggested that the sculpture send short hair home.

Short hair says it lives close, so you don't need to send it.

So the sculpture was not sent, and he was not interested in short hair, so he left first!

I had to send two girls home by myself ... (A good wingman is better than 100 jokes, but sculpture is not a player, he is an artist, and artists are always maverick)

Fortunately, short hair is very sensible, and I got off the bus halfway.

When I sent Chang home, I fell asleep ... I was sleepy. When I was about to fall asleep, she kicked me awake and opened my eyes. After taking a shower and wrapped in a bath towel, her figure score rose from 7 to 8, and her face score dropped from 7 to 6. ...

She: wake up, I'm going to sleep (ASD)

Me: Well, I'm going to sleep, too.

She: How can I sleep if you sleep here? (Architectural Division)

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, then I'll go (get up and leave)

She: OK, I'll call you tomorrow. Then walk me to the door (hang me)

Me: No, you're just my girlfriend (downstairs) tonight.

She: Are you angry? (seriously)

I turned around: no, you come here (I'm so rude)

She came over and I kissed her in the stairwell. ...

Tear off the bath towel, pick her up, go back to the house and throw it on the table (hugging, throwing and pressing are the three necessary tools for overbearing flow, initiated by Nida * * *).

Just then, she suddenly stopped.

Ask me: Do you like me?

Me: How can you take what you say when you are drunk seriously?

She: But I like you. ...

Me: How can you take what you say when you are drunk seriously?

She: I'm serious ...

Me: You can give me what I want, but I can't give you what you want (it's not a fair deal, I never take advantage of others).

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She cried ... holding her knees and burying her head in her arms.

I know that she is a girl who longs for love.

Me: cry, just cry, it's not worth crying for me.

I helped her dress gently. ...

I walked to the door: you should find a man like a sculpture as your boyfriend, not me.

Standing at the door, I hesitated for a second, then gently closed the door. From then on, my world and her world did not intersect.

I took out my mobile phone and deleted her phone number. I admit, I didn't accompany her into the play because I couldn't tell whether it was a play or not.

For actors, it is both a good thing and a bad thing to distinguish between people and dramas.

I can't tell the difference, so I won't act.

I am not a good actor.

perhaps

I'm only fit to be a director.

At this moment, I thought of sculpture and suddenly envied him.

I used to feel more comfortable at night than at home.

Now I understand.