Funny marriage copywriting

Funny marriage proposal copy (selected 62 sentences) 1. The little girl is in her prime, with a delicate face, a slim figure, a small voice that sounds like a jingle bell, and she has already won her heart at a young age. The little man is cute and flirtatious. Marriage requirements: The young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned and stylish body. Marriage words: The young couple holds hands in the flower hall, and the young couple gets married and travels far away. 2. I don’t have a house yet, my deposit is less than 10,000, and it looks ordinary. You will get used to it after looking at it more. He usually wanders leisurely and alone. He really can't steal a small amount of money. He has no other skills and is quite kind-hearted. Guangji Female Companions: Life is a long road, and every day counts as one day passed. 3. Since I met you, I have been intoxicated. Since I saw you, I have been thinking about my dreams. Since I thought of you, I have been on pins and needles. Since the marriage proposal, I have been eagerly awaiting your marriage. My dear, I am destined to meet you at the gate of Chixin Temple at six o'clock every afternoon. If you are the one, please don't bother me. 4. A certain man is thirty, unmarried, and anxious. Colleague Xiao Zhang whispered: "I will introduce you to a person named Xiao Luo." ?A certain man was very happy and treated him to a treat. After three days, we invited guests again. Xiao Zhang took a certain man to the farm and pasture, pointed to a mule in the stable and said: "This is the little mule." ? 5. A 28-year-old boy with good appearance, docile personality, no bad habits, college graduate, reliable job, salary of 2,000, enough food and clothing, a house at home, and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dependence, look good, have a good personality, have a good job, the key is hard work, if you are interested, let's chat in the park. 6. Male, 28 years old, 75 meters tall, junior high school, unmarried, once a farming expert and now a peach professional, with a monthly income of more than 500 yuan, a three-wheeler, four tile-roofed houses, and several jars of pickles. Looking for the companionship of an upright unmarried woman under 30 years old, please write to *******, welcome to visit me. 7. A text message for marriage proposal: I am free and single, and now I am over 30 years old. I will lend you one of my girls, and I will exchange them for one big girl and one small girl next year. If there is a text message as proof, you will be compensated ten if it is false (the final right of interpretation belongs to me). 8. The child is 8 years old, the parents are still alive, never married, the whole family is loving, busy at work, not looking for a partner, often empty, anxious in the middle of the night, marriage notice, asking for a beautiful woman, forming a partner, happiness will continue, I love you, I love you, and I love you too. Wife. 9. I am twenty-eight this year, and I pretend to be Pan An and Andy Lau. He was wearing designer clothes and had crocodile skin on his feet. The little girl from that family fell in love with me and would definitely count the money. Although naked marriage is very popular, it is not possible without a building. 10. My family is poor and ugly, I am 1.49 meters tall, I have a rural registered permanent residence, my main job is to feed dogs, and part-time to herd cattle, and I am currently looking for a spouse. I have the following requirements: Don’t worry about ghosts, don’t let dogs go when people see you, and don’t let pigs run wild when you see them! 11. I look like Pan An, strong in body and broad-minded, well-educated, with a wide range of hobbies, a little underpaid, wandering around, looking for a female companion for the sake of happiness, and having no other requirements. I need to be able to cook, and as long as I have enough food, I will do anything. 12. My marriage proposal does not require any conditions, only the date of the date: not on single days, not on double days; not on sunny days, not raining, not on cloudy days; not on working days, not on holidays; not on the first day of the lunar month; not on the 15th day of the lunar month; Not in spring and autumn, not in winter and summer; when will we meet, haha, do you understand? 13. Although the eldest daughter Nian Fang is a bit older, she is as beautiful as a flower. I am not boasting. There are people chasing me all over the street, but I have not met the person in my heart. I hope that the destined person will come quickly and get me soon. I'll marry you home! 14. Ding ding ding, ding ding, the marriage revelation has begun. I have no money, no land, no land, and lots of thoughts. Today I’m looking for a little wife. She doesn’t need to be tall or pretty. As long as you live a good life with me, you can do anything. Possess land. 15. You can’t be fat and ugly and scare cows to death. You can’t have a bad temper that scares you so much that they dare not listen to you. You can’t scare away mosquitoes and flies with a loud voice. The requirements are really not high, just about right. I’m looking for a marriage partner and a place I love. Forever. 16. I don’t eat meat but only eat vegetarian food. I don’t like to ride in cars and prefer to walk. I don’t like to be fancy and prefer simplicity. I don’t like to play and read books. I am capable at work and consume cheaply. I can earn and save easily. I don’t like money the most. I like to leave it to me. If you get a wife like this, you will live a happy life with no regrets. 17. I have an appearance that will overwhelm the country, a face that dazzles the flowers when the moon is closed, and an attitude that sinks like a fish and a wild goose. I want to find someone who is suave, handsome, knowledgeable, talented, humorous, and a promising young man to get married. If you are the only one, don’t disturb me.

18. A handsome man looks exactly like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. He is currently feeding pigs at home and has a considerable income. He is looking for a woman with a Hong Kong registered permanent residence who is over 70 meters tall and looks like Gigi Leung as his wife (the original one is of course the best), first come. First come first, don't miss the opportunity. 19. The person who buys shoes needs to have beautiful feet, the person who sells books needs to be very talented, and the person who sells clothes needs to have a great figure, so I choose to sell houses. I want to find someone who can cook in the kitchen, be talkative in the living room, and a good housewife in the bedroom. Parents and children who sleep on their sides often take care of them. 20. The sky is blue, the sea water is salty, and the couples on the street are eye-catching. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and living without a partner is frowned upon. Today’s marriage proposal: Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be her brother’s bride? 21. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist and willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth and red phoenix eyes, and a beautiful and beautiful girl. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together. 22. Gentle, kind, generous, able to go out of the hall and into the kitchen, and filial, without money everywhere, he is simply a perfect saint. I have wanted to have a home for many years, and anyone who is willing can take her in. 23. I live in the Chengtou Garbage Station and eat thousands of meals every day. I stretched out my hand for two yuan and bought a popsicle to cool off. My love life is very troubled. I have no one to hold me when I go to bed late. Today I went online to propose marriage, hoping that someone would come to my door. 24. I am a male, I have an opportunity, I have a villa, I have a nanny, I am handsome, marriage requirements: All unmarried girls aged 18 to 22 who have dreams, are unwilling to be lonely, have great ambitions, and long for happiness can participate. There is no limit to the number of places. All ten people will enjoy preferential treatment, and anyone who reads the text message can participate. 25. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? It's not because he or she is beautiful or handsome, nor because what you can't get is good, but because when people first fall in love, their hearts are extremely pure, they have no selfish thoughts, and they only know how to love each other with everything they have. And the love in the future will not be so pure and flawless. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is she we long for. 26. After some ladies from the same city added me on QQ, the first thing they asked was, "Where are you? Come out and meet me!" For a lady like this, I doubt my appearance. Am I too exaggerated and different? I know you don’t want to limit your friendships to the Internet. In fact, I don’t want to either, but I think meeting in real life requires a process. Maybe you are thinking in your heart, if you feel good after meeting each other, then try your best to pursue them in real life. If you feel bad, just chat and run away. 27. Love is responsibility, love is a lifelong commitment, love is mutual support, there is great love, there is vigorous love, however, I have always believed that love should permeate life Every bit of it, care, encouragement, the two people will never leave each other, ordinary but not ordinary, romantic and warm. 28. Blandness is true, yes, but it should be the dullness after passion, and then there will be passion again, and then there will be dullness. Passion and dullness should alternate in waves. What's the point of having a dull life without passion? As long as you truly love him, you will be passionate until your death. 29. There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. If he (she) wants to leave you, there will always be something about you that cannot satisfy him or her. Looking back on the past days together, it is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars. Their sweet words are purely to trick the other person into sleeping with them. Such people are still very few. 30. Most people who fall in love for the first time don’t understand love, so most of them fail in their first love. Few are successful. You should find an unmarried person when getting married, because everyone likes the original. As for falling in love, it is better to find someone who has been in love before. Because only those who have experienced love know what love is and how to love. 31. Would it be a miracle if I met you here? I have fantasized about my future partner countless times, hazy and kind. Until now, I believe that love is fate after all, between two people in a vast sea of ??people. Meeting and falling in love is a coincidence in itself. Will you be my coincidence? 32. Home should be like a cup of hot tea in the cold winter, making you feel warm when you are tired. Home should be like a goose-yellow light in the dark night, letting you know that there is always hope on the other side of your heart. Two people together, collect Bit by bit of happiness.

33. Men are not bad and women are not loving. Bad does not mean being cruel, selfish or heartless. Rather, it refers to glib words and sweet words. Generally, good men think that talking about love is a sign of glibness, frivolity and disgustingness, so they are unwilling to do it. It is wrong to say this to others, but to your own wife, you should be more tactful. Why can't I be a man with a soft heart and a smooth mouth? 34. Detective? Women are exempted. I can’t accept you checking my phone suspiciously all day long. You are not a detective, and I am not a spy. There are no major secrets in my phone, and of course I won’t either. Feel free to look through your phone. If you want to see it, you can come directly to me and ask me to show you my phone. I will give it to you, but please don’t peek into my phone without my knowledge. I am more disgusted. If you are peeping, I hope you will not become a failed voyeur. If you are caught by me, I will borrow a sentence from Uncle Ge: "The handsome guy will be angry, and the consequences will be serious"; 35. Non-mainstream Girls, please get out of the way. I am not a non-mainstream boy with national treasure panda eyes. Your dress may be considered very fashionable in your circle. You have an exaggerated firework hairstyle, a huge eye patch, Korean fashion clothes, and you always seem to forget to tie your pants. Belt, my perseverance is relatively strong. You may not be intimidated by dressing up like this. If one day, I take you back to meet your parents, although my parents are very healthy and have good mental quality, I still think it is necessary. Call 120 in advance and the ambulance will be waiting at my door; 36. Happy kitchen, warm bedroom, small decorations to express love, quiet fragrance, even cakes baked by yourself, and candlelight dinners with new styles, unique atmosphere Cozy afternoon tea, love will not diminish with the passage of time, love will not become dull due to the trivial life, let's run it together! 37. It doesn’t matter if you fall in love with someone whose living habits are very different. You should be cautious about getting married and think about whether you can tolerate each other’s differences for a long time. 38. Whenever I go to a place, I like to bring back some flowers, grass and gravel picked up locally. The information and energy that natural objects can convey are, in my opinion, the most profound aftertaste of that place. Life is to be enjoyed in a simple way, to own everything rather than to have more - I hope to live a focused and peaceful life with him. When we are with nature, we will be full of hope. 39. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men are like this. However, men who become bad when they have money are not much better even if they have no money. 40. We often hear that masculinity smells like womanliness. Do you know what masculinity smells like and what femininity smells like? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate. 41.What is charm? Charm is not about beauty. Beautiful women may not necessarily attract me. I only like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being pretty enough. 42. Don’t get married just to be responsible. You know, marrying someone without loving them is the most irresponsible thing. Even if it makes the other person sad at that time, it is better than making him sad for several years or even a lifetime. 43.Do you love him? Love tells him why he has to hide the pain of longing deep in his heart. Are you afraid that your appearance, status, or status will not match yours? Don't be afraid, loving someone is beautiful. 44. Love lasts as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: First, you can fully enjoy the joy of love for as long as possible. The feelings of marriage and love are very different. Second, the longer two people get along, the more they can test whether they are sincere and whether their personalities are compatible. In this way, the relationship after marriage will be much stronger. 45. If you have a prominent family background, or were born in a family of intellectuals, that’s fine. My family background is average. I don’t want to overshadow you, nor do I want to “turn an insect into a butterfly”. A simple and ordinary life is what I need. My personality is optimistic and I don't like to be pretentious. I like an unfettered life. I hope you can understand; 46. It is already wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Give it a try first, if it doesn't work it's never too late to leave. 47. Find a small restaurant to have dinner. There is a lot to talk about while taking a walk. 48. The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year. She looks like a flower, has a slender waist and willow-leaf eyebrows, a small cherry mouth and red phoenix eyes, and is very beautiful and beautiful. We are sincerely looking for people who are destined to work together to build a loving home together.

49. I have been wandering around the world for a long time. I am already twenty-six in a blink of an eye. The life of the storm is not easy. I want to find a beautiful girl for me to hold. No matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you are kind-hearted and can solve people's worries, you will be everything to me from now on. Everything, I am willing to be dragged away by you. 50. Don’t be bound, entangled, possessive, don’t desire to find meaning from the other person, that is something destined to fail. The best love should be, the two of us, standing side by side, looking at this loneliness. of human world. 51. I can’t think of any words that are gorgeous, bourgeois, sentimental, and high-key to express my inner monologue. I just hope to meet someone who can talk to me quietly, relaxed, and happily every day. Talk for a while, watch a movie, take a walk, bask in the sun, enjoy the breeze, say good night sweetly before going to bed, hold hands with him, act coquettishly, buy groceries and cook with him. , he can work together without working hard for anything. 52. There are not too many rigid indicators for the requirements for the other half. Only after everyone understands each other can we know whether it is suitable, because the best is not necessarily the most suitable. But having a sense of responsibility, sincerity, kindness, and a positive and optimistic attitude is a must. Material superiority can only add points to you. I hope you are the life and soul mate I am looking for, and we can rely on each other for a lifetime. 53. Parts you will get: one husband (can be used to deal with relatives and friends); one kitchen helper (but not responsible for the quality of the food); one bag carrier (under 150Kg, no more than 20 shopping bags); two shoulders ( Can be relied on, used as a pillow, can be ridden?); about 80% of the monthly salary (excluding bonuses and gray income); included: a punching bag (needs to be used in two-person situations). 54. Do you want to find someone to take you home after attending your classmate’s wedding? Do you want to shut your parents' mouths and make the seven aunts and eight aunts who come as matchmakers disappear completely? Do you want your persistent suitor to disappear automatically? Do you want to have someone to bring tea and water when you are sick? Do you want soldiers from the sky to help you repair the circuit when there is a sudden power outage at home? Then try to marry yourself! 55. I have no education, no culture, I can’t tell jokes, I don’t have a villa or a BMW, my salary is 888, I have no burdens and no worries, I just want to have a family! 56. What I want is a lifelong love! 57. Mature relationships require time to wait for their fruits. 58. Marriage Recruitment: I am a man who is both extroverted and introverted. I rent a house, own a car, and have 100 yuan of money. I am looking for an aspiring young woman who is both introverted and extroverted. Let me build the house together. His own car was built into a sedan, and his money was built into 6 figures. If interested, please contact me. 59. I am just an ordinary girl. I just want to find someone who loves me and have our own little happiness! Occasionally hold hands and watch movies to meet at sunrise and sunset. 60. I think I am a slow-warming person when it comes to relationships. My personality is straightforward, strong, independent and sensitive. I pay attention to details. For example, I am often moved by some details. Seeing the innocent smiles of young people, the sweet hugs of lovers, the busy toil of my fathers, and the support and support of the elderly all make my heart deeply moved, and I can even smell the spring. The fragrance of flowers, exposure to the setting sun in winter, and gazing at the deep night sky will all make you unconsciously infected and moved. I like sports because life lies in movement. I love traveling because it’s not just a trip or just a vacation. Travel is a process, a discovery. It is a process of self-discovery. Travel not only allows us to see the world, but also allows us to see our place in it, giving us more strength to face all the difficulties and pains in life. Through the journey, we have a dialogue with our own souls. Life itself is a journey. 61. I, Wang Benshan, am twenty-three this year. I am in estrus and want to fall in love. She works in a hotel as a foreman every day and earns a salary of 2,500 yuan. She looks relatively ordinary and has a house. She doesn't have to worry about borrowing money. She wants to find a beautiful woman to be her lifelong companion. 62. I don’t have a house yet, my deposit is less than ten thousand, and it looks ordinary. You will get used to it after looking at it a few times. He usually wanders leisurely and alone. He really can't steal a small amount of money. He has no other skills and is quite kind-hearted. Guangji Female Companions: Life is a long road, and every day counts as one day passed.