Comics

There are not many times to play Didi and Uber, but there are also many interesting things.

One night 1 1:30, Jane and I went home and ran into a BMW. The driver is a middle-aged man in his fifties.

Chen Feng: Master, how much money can you earn by driving Didi a day now?

Driver: Look at my BMW. Do I drive Didi to make money? Can't sleep at night.

(Sure enough, different levels have different ideas. . . )

Chen Feng: Hey, hey, how can I make money to buy a BMW?

Driver: Yes. . . .

One night, I went shopping with my friends and took a taxi in the city. The order was received by a handsome Didi driver. After getting off the bus:

Emma: The little brother who was driving just now was very handsome. Have you seen him?

Chen Feng: I found it. I took a look when I got off the bus. He is handsome and has super good skin. Perfect.

Emma: I have his phone number. Please, do you want me to send it to you and add him to WeChat?

Chen Feng: No, the driver is too young. He looks like a high school student.

A few minutes later, Emma wrote a comment on the driver's evaluation page: "Master is very handsome and has good skin." . . .

At 4 o'clock in the afternoon on a working day, I went home to get something. After 5 o'clock, I'm going back to my company downstairs. I saw that the younger brother who took the order before was still downstairs.

Chen Feng: Why haven't you left yet?

Driver: I want to get the return ticket to Huizhou, but I haven't got it yet (my brother lives in Huizhou and comes to Shenzhen to open Didi during the day). What about you? Go back to the company after 5: 00?

Chen Feng: I have to go back to work after 5 o'clock, or the leader will see how bad it is.

Driver: It's not easy to see you coming to the office like this.

Chen Feng: It's not easy. Now take your car to the company and give me a cheaper fare.