Interesting couplets

1 Su Shi and Fo Yin's banter-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, and he came out:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5 Maitreya couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Laugh as soon as you open your mouth, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.

Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud.

The first part: the harmony between silk and privacy.

The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation.

Lotus root is due to lotus.

There are apricots but no plums.

The first part: Lotus "He" and Lotus "Even".

The second part: Apricot is "auspicious" and plum is "medium".

Last night, I played chess to find my direction.

See Yan Hui in the mirror today.

Lutz, a disciple of Confucius, can also be interpreted as "the number of chess pieces"

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also means "true face".

There were knots before they were unearthed.

Lingyun is still modest.

Write bamboo poems to express ambition.

Yellow Opinions on Cracks in Millet

Leave Ruth and fly.

Harmonic phoenix.

Downward harmonic crane.

Confucius was born at the end of the ship.

Light dance began in Hanzhong.

Part I: Boat "Week".

Part II: Dance "Dance".

Modest bamboo has curved leaves.

There are no flowers on the proud plum's back.

Rain and ashes piled up into pits.

The wind blows lotus leaves like turtles.

Part I: Harmony (Chen).

Downward: image harmony (direction).

A cluster of gardens in front of me. Who's Zhuangzi?

A few lines on the wall. Which Chinese book?

The bright moon is in the sky, and it is asserted that there will be no rain tonight.

Cold dew is cold, and it turns into frost when it comes late.

The second part: "frost" and "double".

Single plum blossom sweeping snow

Xixi Mountain is dancing and flowing.

Part one: Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, t I.

Downline: 1-7 digit dialect pronunciation.

The monk carried water, and his arms were covered with sweat.

Nuns transplant rice seedlings and press their hands into the array.

"Intervention" and "observation" are harmonious, and "deployment" and "deployment politics" are harmonious.

"Full" and "Jinshi" are harmonious, and "Khan" and "Hanlin" are harmonious.

The speed of rowing parallel between two ships is not as fast as that of sailing.

Playing the flute in unison is more difficult than playing the flute in harmony.

The first part: The homophonic of "Flying" and "Lu Su", and the homophonic of "Speeding" and "Fan Kuai".

The second part: The flute and Di Qing, the flute and Xiao He.

The tower is brightly lit with bright corners.

The lotus root planted in the pond is too white to grow roots (Geng)

The first part: Zhuge Liang, whose name is Kong Ming.

Bottom line: Li Taibai is Chang Geng.

Ni Fei monk hand

Short time difference

The ghost gave a cry. The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin. The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If you read this couplet in homophonic, it will become: Ni Fei monks, thin ghosts and short hags.

Shigu Tiantiao River

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall

The first part is made by Shen and the second part is made by Shen. "Woshang" is homophonic for "monk" and "embroidery" is homophonic for "scholar".

Shanglian:

Shan Tong picked chestnuts and packed them in a box.

Downlink:

The old man selling the mausoleum will fall, and the tomb will be empty.

Precautions:

The beauty of this connection is that the last four words are related to meaning and sound.

Shanglian:

Jia Dao was drunk, but he wasn't faking it.

Downlink:

Liu Ling drinks nothing but zero.

Precautions:

In the Ming Dynasty, Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling got drunk after drinking all day, so they came together. After drinking all the wine, people are really depressed. Jia Dao and Liu Ling are both good drinkers. This couplet is very suitable for hotel signs.

Shanglian:

Fine-haired poultry died under bricks.

Downlink:

Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast

The baby dug the frog out of the tile;

Mother scolded the horse for eating hemp.

No mountain is better than Wushan;

He Ye Can is as round as a lotus leaf.

In the above example, the upper and lower couplets use 1 group homophones respectively.

Move a chair and lean on tung to play with the moon;

Lights, benches and cabinets, and separate books.

Boys hit tung trees, tung trees fall, boys are happy;

The girl gnawed at the duck head, which was salty.

In the above example, two groups of homophonic characters were used in the upper and lower couplets respectively.

Hungry chickens steal rice, children fight;

The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.

In the above example, the upper couplet and the lower couplet each use three groups of homophones.

The paper dust around the commander flew to the commander's head;

Write it in your stomach and fill it up.

Jia Dao was a poet in the Tang Dynasty. Liu Ling is one of the "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest" in Wei and Jin Dynasties. She likes drinking. "Director" and "editing" are both posts, the former is Wu Zhi, and the latter is clerical.

Miyun has no rain, Tongzhou water can't cross the boat;

There is autumn in Juye, and wheat in Jimo field.

"Tongzhou" and "Jimo" are place names. This kind of couplet can be understood at a glance; If you just listen, you often don't know what to say

There are also homophones composed of words with the same or similar vowels:

The deer in the north of the house is alone;

Xixi chicken crows together.

A single explicit expression. Words that are homophonic with some words in couplets do not appear, and puns are expressed by homophonic relations.

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart;

Pears are sour in the abdomen.

The literal meaning of couplets is obvious, but the author Jin Shengtan implicitly expresses the bitterness and bitterness of separation from his son by using the homophonic relationship between "lotus" and "pity" and "pear" and "parting".

The two boats are parallel, and the rowing speed is not as fast as that of a sailboat;

Playing eight notes together, the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.

In the first part of the League, the homonyms of "Rushing" and "Luli" and "Sailing Fast" and "Fan Kuai" imply that civilian officials are inferior to military commanders. The second couplet is for another person. "Di Qing" is homophonic with "Di Qing", "Xiao He" and "Xiao He", which means that a military commander is not as good as a civilian.

On the mountain where two apes cut wood, this monkey dared to saw wood;

A horse is stuck in the mud. How can this beast get hooves?

This couplet is a joke. The first couplet was written by one person, and "antithesis" is homophonic with "duality". The second couplet is another person's duplicity, and "out of the hoof" and "out of the question" are homonyms.

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

Horizontal batch: short of one and short of ten

The homonym is lack of clothes and food.

Fishermen come to Peach Blossom Spring, Peach Blossom Tree and Flat Peach Tree.

Trees and peaches are everywhere;

Poet strolls through Orange Island, 10,000 oranges, 10,000 oranges.

Every now and then, oranges are burning.

The long bridge is not long, the bridge is broken constantly, the lonely mountain is not lonely, the West Lake.

Why do you have so many fake names?

Kindness is good, love is love, kindness is good, and the world is human.

There are a lot of true feelings.

Rob Peter to pay Paul, rob Peter to pay Paul, rob Peter to pay Paul.

Earn big money, spend small money, make money, spend money to make money.

Borrow new debts, pay off old debts, and pay off debts.

Deep, shallow, shallow, shallow, shallow, shallow.

I don't know how deep you think it is

High mountains, high mountains, low mountains, surrounded by low mountains, overlooking low mountains

I don't know how to look up at the heights.

The road is long in Xiu Yuan and long in Xiu Yuan.

Finally, I don't know how long I have to sigh.

Sometimes it's always like this, sometimes less and less, more and more, always like this.

More or less, sometimes I wonder if it is necessary.

It's difficult to be a man, difficult to be a man, difficult to be a man.

It is bitter to miss a woman, miss a woman, miss a woman, miss a woman.

Miss a woman is bitter, miss a woman, miss a woman, miss a woman crying.

Easy to make money, easy to make money, easy to make money, and earn money for service.

Eat, eat, eat, eat.

Watch the water in the morning and evening, and the tide is uneasy.

There are people around, stumbling around for half a mile.

Enjoy wood in spring and autumn, and help others.

The full moon shines on the square window in an orderly way.

Dark clouds cover the sky.

The torrent around the red chamber is moving and quiet.

Downstairs to upstairs, a man and a woman.

Fishing with a long pole and a short pole can bend and stretch.

Shao Shi teaches old disciples, no matter how long or young they are.

Bald head and flat hat, lawless

Independent bridge, the picture is different from water.

Fly in two flowers, and the butterfly will come with the falling flowers.

One person's greatness, two people's days, great human feelings, human feelings.

Bigger than heaven.

Ten is the earth, twenty is the king, and the king is the earth and the world.

Tuduowang

Dogs are pigs, grass is books, pigs don't read, don't read.

Books are pigs.

Two trees make up a forest and three trees make up a forest. Mao Mu Mao Mu Forest

Lin Huasen

Off the hook is the test, on the hook is the same, on the hook is the same.

ageing

Silkworms eat mulberry, mulberry raises silkworm, and mulberry dies.

Women miss men, men miss women and men love women.

Stone blocks water, floods stone to the bottom.

There are stars in the bucket, stars in the bucket, and stars in the bucket move.

Flocculation floats with the wind, flocculation winds, flocculation dances with the wind.

Drums should be hammered, hammered, and hammered.

Bowl touches bowl, bowl knocks bowl, bowl breaks bowl.

The stars set off the moon, and the moon reflects the stars. The moon is different from the stars.

Tomorrow is bright and bright.

Xiaohe fish Xiao

Good girl, good son, good.

Forest forest

Black ink, earth ink

Fairy, fairy, fairy

Binaural association

Rain hits lotus leaves into tears and drops into beads.

The wind blows poplars like brocade and patches like snow.

Holding an empty string is like a broken moon.

The branches of plum blossoms are condensed with fragrance and flowers.

Charcoal is desalted, and black and white mountains are parallel imports.

Nandi beggars are in the north, and there is a clear distinction between high and low.

Flowers disappear and fruits hang, and Yan Huang is red in summer and autumn.

Monks come to Nepal, and men and women belong to temples.

The fog clears at sunrise, and sunny and cloudy days alternate between heaven and earth.

Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.

Give up the right person first when it is easy and difficult.

It is easy to make wine, but difficult to taste it. Let the winemaker taste it first.

If you do nothing in painting, you are tired of painting. Please draw after you finish.

Cooking is complicated, and eating Jane is eaten after the chef.

Grass heads are close to water, and tea is clear and respectful.

At sunset, beside the clouds, the corona moved and the stars started.

By this fire, the firewood stove produces purple smoke.

On the top of the bamboo beside your mouth, listen to you blow.

Next to the wood edge silk, willow green reflects pink.

Bamboo is on fire, and the pen cuts Xiao Jie sharply.

My father will make a fuss when the fork is put down.

Lao She lived in a temple in ancient times.

Kun Kan stays away from shocks and everything is biased.

Lu Han, Li Lan, Zhang Han, Cao Cao and Li Xiannian are all alone.

Students majoring in English politics and history, their classes are full of unique styles.

Oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, rice and noodles have everything, but no money.

Intestine, kidney, heart, lung, liver, spleen, stomach, all the pieces are together, so there is no courage.

Know everything, know everything, know everything!

Wuzhou guest, Wuzhou guest, Wuzhou VIP

Siheyuan, Siheyuan, Siheyuan!

A building, a building, a tall building.

Quartet assistance, Quartet assistance, Quartet assistance.

Encyclopedia, encyclopedia, encyclopedia

Look at flowers, Chunlan, summer lotus, autumn chrysanthemum and winter plum.

Mountain!

Animals in the south are like tigers in the north, pythons in the east and monkeys in the west.

suburbs

Look at the dining table, bear's paw, bird's nest, shark's fin and sea cucumber.

fund

Look at flowers, Chunlan, summer lotus, autumn chrysanthemum and winter plum. Where can I find mahjong?

Watch!

Which is the best way to see Sue in the front hall or backyard of the garden?

condition

Rash disease, look at the color and smell the fragrance, ask who is good at finding rash and taking pulse.

doctor

Appreciate the beauty, sink fish, fall wild goose, close the moon and feel ashamed of flowers. Where can I visit this river?

south

Red leaves and withered willows in Nanshan

The willow in Shannan is red with dead leaves.

Clouds and the moon are long and light.

The moon and clouds are light and leisurely now.

Shu Zhu Xu ying yard

There is a small shadow and a thin bamboo in the yard.

Flowers fall and bury the soul in the cold pool water.

The cold soul is buried in the pond

Play the flute and let the butterflies wear colorful clothes to float.

Piao Cai Yi die Xiao Chui

Lighting layer of Zhuge Liang's pagoda

The wine cup is the evil of the east.

Merchants are on the road, and Sima Qian grows up every night.

Wandering in the West Lake, diving in the East.

Lotus roots planted in the pond are too white to grow roots.

Junichiro Koizumi, a prostitute, fainted in spring.

Qi Jinfu Sheng Di, Song of Dragon Boat Festival.

Loyalty and righteousness gathered to discuss Zhang Wenbo's rule of virtue and virtue.

Shooting in the Spring Festival, everyone is happy.

Silver spoon, spoon, spoon, porridge, porridge tight.

Couplets, couplets, couplets, couplets.

Acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia acacia.

Dance lightly, dance lightly, dance lightly, dance lightly.

Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Bright Moon

Castle Peak, Castle Peak, Castle Peak, Castle Peak, Castle Peak

Night after night, night after night, night after night, night after night.

Numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers, words, numbers

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.

Irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation irrigation.

Internet, internet, internet, internet.

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump

Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.

Hang money hang money hang money hang money hang money hang money hang money hang money hang money hang money hang money.

Broadband network bandwidth, friends network friends.

There are thousands of pedestrians on the sidewalk, and the road on the safe road is Anping.

Looking forward to next year's year, looking forward to many years.

If the wine is strong, if the wine is strong, the moon will not be seen.

Light travels twice as fast as time, and the more time and space there are.

Tianzhu Mountain is Tianzhu, Qifeng Mountain has Qifeng.

Autumn wind blows gently, but chess pieces like dancing.

The spring rain is falling, and my thoughts are rustling.

It snows heavily in winter, and Mei Mei is beautiful every time.

It's best to live in a small building, which is warm in spring. You have to live in a small building and live in a small building.

What to do, if it is love, what to do, what to do.

The Big Dipper is underwater 14 o'clock.

The lonely geese in the south building fly with shadows in the middle of the month.

The higher you climb, the harder you drill.

It is natural to surpass the same kind and excel.

Five lakes, five lakes, five lakes, solo water dragons.

The old man's secret is wonderful and a treasure.

Light people carry heavy loads, while light people carry heavy loads.

Short feet, long length.

Man, Lord Xiaotian will decide the sky.

Sincerity and Excellence, thousands of business circles are willing to gallop.

If you want to be extraordinary, thousands of enterprises are invincible.

Triumphant singing in the sky, galloping thousands of miles into the sky.