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A man in his fifties is an employee of the guard communication room of a bureau-level organ (hereinafter referred to as Huang)

Dai (male) is over 30 years old, and he is the acting director of five branches of this bureau.

A contractor (female) in her twenties wants to take over the infrastructure business of our bureau (Li for short).

Times: Modern

Venue: Huang Jujia

Curtain opening:

In the living room, a set of sofa and coffee table (Huang Ju came out from it).

Huang: You should be free today!

I'm not afraid of jokes when I say it. I am alone in such a big house. Originally, Chenzhou logistics was neglected by the door, and few people patronized it. But now, the endless stream of people makes me dizzy! You ask me why? Alas! It's a long story-

My surname is Huang, and my single name is "Ju". What? Sounds like a woman's name? ! That's right, so I deliberately changed my name and changed the "chrysanthemum" of chrysanthemum to the "bureau" of the director. However, don't get me wrong, I'm not the director, but the doorman who left a message at the bureau.

I just know that when people call official titles, they all omit one word: the captain surnamed Li is called "Li Team", the director surnamed Liu is called "Liu Suo", the director surnamed Ma is called "Ma Chu" ... Also, the curator surnamed Lei is called "detonator", the section chief surnamed Fu is called "gynecology" and the principal surnamed Dai is called "mourning"! Ha ha ha, isn't it interesting? But this should not happen. Our director surnamed Huang lives upstairs. Of course, like me, it is also called "Yellow Bureau"!

In this way, I won't be free. People always call and want to visit. At first, I thought it was really for me, so I agreed. Guess what? ! The guests are all mysterious ... which really scares me. You see, because of this, I'm bored to death!

However, now I can really be at leisure! Why? The yellow bureau upstairs was handcuffed this afternoon! Well, I can have a leisurely cigarette now. (Pulls out a pack of soft white cigarettes from his pocket and tries to light it) (The doorbell rings)

Huh? ! Someone came to see you again? (Looking out through the cat's eye on the door) Ah! Is it a woman?

(opens the door) What are you looking for?

Li: Ah! You must be Huang Ju, right?

Huang: Yes, who are you looking for? !

Li: Hey, I was looking for you! We are related.

Huang: Are you my relative? (to the audience) That should be mine. Please come in.

Thank you, Li-(enters the room)! Huang Ju, why are you alone? Where is my sister-in-law?

Sister in law-

Huang: Wait … Who is your sister-in-law? Why would I have one?

Li: (laughs) Ah! Huang Ju, I'm talking about your wife!

Huang: I see-you scared me! My mouth is in the country. Are you a countryman?

Li: Me, haha-I came to see you in town today. (takes out a blue-covered hibiscus king cigarette from his bag and puts it on the coffee table) Nothing, please accept it-

Huang: Wait, I haven't decided who you are!

Li: Look at your hurry! We are a family!

Huang: You and I are family? !

Li: Right, right! My name is Li Liang. ...

Huang: Are you my mother? !

Li: No, no, no, I'm not your mother. My name is Li Liang.

Huang: It's still my mother!

Li: My surname is Li, and my single name is Shuang, Shuang, Shuang.

Huang: You scared me to death! You are cool, but I am sexy.

Li: Just call me.

Huang: "Madam"? Why does it sound weird? !

Li: Your surname is Huang, and so is my mother. So, you are my cousin.

Huang: When did I have such a beautiful cousin? Then what do you want to see me about?

Li: Nothing. It must be very tiring to think of facing those documents, notices and letters every day. So buy a cigarette to refresh yourself.

Huang: You still know my job very well! That's my job. Don't bother.-So you came to me ...?

Li: Cousin, I heard that the reception room and the gate of your bureau are going to be rebuilt. Right?

Huang: I've heard of it. ...

Li: What do you mean you've heard of it? Isn't that what you're responsible for?

Huang: Of course, I am the person in charge of the reception desk, but ...

Li: That's right! Don't forget to tell me if you rebuild the gate. ...

Huang: That's it? Don't you already know? Shall I tell you? !

Li: Hey, cousin, don't play dumb on purpose.

Huang: After talking for a long time, why is it so unnatural? The more you talk, the more confused you become!

Li: Cousin, to tell the truth, I am a contractor. I heard that your bureau is going to rebuild the gate, so I came to see you ......

Huang: Looking for me? Then find the deputy director in charge of infrastructure!

Li: Cousin, doesn't the deputy director also listen to you? !

Huang: How could he listen to me? ! Deputy director listens to the director.

Li: Is it different? ! Cousin ...

Huang: (Hiding) De, De, De ... (Narrator) It seems that she regards me as a director, too! Who's here again? ! (Opening the door) (Through the door) Who are you looking for?

Dai: Hey, hey ... Do you always wear yellow?

Huang: Yes, yes, I'm Huang Ju. Which yellow bureau are you looking for?

Dai: It's you I'm looking for! Huang Ju, I finally met you today.

Huang: And you are?

Dai: Huang Ju, I am wearing the crown of the Fifth Academy!

Huang: Wearing a crown?

Dai: Yes, yes, you always forget? Last month, my uncle transferred me from other places. At that time, you went to the countryside, and before we met, you directly arranged for me to be the acting dean of the Fifth Hospital.

Huang: (thoughtfully) Last month, I went back to China on vacation-

Dai: Yes, yes! Do you always remember? It's rude to come to see you today after all this time.

Li: (Narrator) Director? Although it is a trick, it may be useful! (To Dai) Ouch! Deso, I've heard a lot about you! I didn't expect to meet you here-

Dai: Ah, you know me, too? Who are you?

Li: I am my cousin!

Dai: Cousin? (Narrator) I heard that we found Xiaomi around Huangju, saying it was "cousin". It seems to be her. I have to please her. (to Li) Ah! Nice to meet you.

Li: Nice to meet you, too.

Dai: Hee hee ... Our cousin in the Yellow Bureau is really beautiful!

Li: Dai Suo is young and promising, with a bright future ... ..

Dai: You are welcome to visit me with me.

Li: (narrator) It seems that he really regards me as his relative. (To Dai) Right, right! But if I ask you to do something, don't pretend you don't know.

Dai: How come? ! It's my pleasure to work for you.

Huang: Look at these two people, they think I'm home! Liang Zi-

Dai: (narrator) Ah! The yellow bureau has called it a lady! It can't be wrong. (To Huang) Hehe ... Huang Ju, you are really lucky-

Huang: What do you mean?

Dai: Nothing, nothing-hey hey. ...

Huang: You said you were the director of five institutes?

Dai: Dai, acting director of the Fifth Institute.

Huang: Oh? ! (Narrator) Our five schools are all in my hometown. (To Dai) Ouch! Dasuo, I have long wanted to go to No.5 Middle School! Can you think about it?

Dai: Look at what you said! Whenever you want to go, I'm always welcome!

Huang: (Narrator) Yo, this director is easy to talk to! It seems that my transfer is easy. (Yes) Wear a lock. I should have visited you-

Dai: It should be an alloy hammer. I will do it. I didn't bring anything today. I will give you a cigarette. (Take out a blue-covered hibiscus king cigarette and put it on the coffee table-)

Li: (narrator) Ah! My cigarettes can't be confused! (trying to take the cigarette away)

Dai: (grabs the cigarette and puts it on the coffee table) Sister-in-law-

Li: What? !

Dai: Sister-in-law-(turns pale) Sister-in-law ... at least a little less. It's nothing. Don't refuse!

Huang: Wait ... Who are you? (Narrator) No, I want to transfer him there. He still gives me cigarettes. There is no reason-alas! Wrong person again! ! ! (to Dai) Hey, hey, you have the wrong person? I'm just the janitor at the bureau!

Dai: Your metaphor is so appropriate! Isn't managing such a big bureau just keeping a message? Upload and publish, you have a great responsibility!

Huang: Look at what you said, I ...

Dai: You are too modest! Can the party's principles and policies and the spirit of instructions from higher authorities be implemented without you? !

Huang: ...

Li: Besides, can the planning of the bureau and the work arrangements of various departments be carried out without you? !

Dai: Besides, can you reflect the work, achievements and problems of the following departments without you? !

Li: Besides, without you, can the voices of the masses and the reactions from all walks of life be reflected? !

Dai: Besides, the development plan of the bureau. ...

Li: Unit capital construction ...

Dai: department organization construction ...

Huang: Are you, you, you ... Is my job really that important? !

Li: Yes, don't be modest.

Dai: You said that you are a janitor, although it is only an example, which shows that you are a low-key person.

Huang: I was in charge of the reception room.

Dai: Yes, yes, your spirit is really worth learning! So I'm here today. ...

Huang: What's wrong?

Dai: You see, I've been transferred here for more than a month, and now I'm still an acting director. So, I want you to think about it and delete the word "Dai". !

Huang: Huh? ! You don't want to wear it?

Dai: You are really joking! I mean, can you think about it and get rid of me as an acting director?

Huang: (narrator) It seems that he also regards me as a yellow bureau! (Knocking on the head, meditating)

Dai: It looks like a play! Well, he will be more sure when he finishes smoking my cigarette!

Li: Wait, put on the lock, I'll go first. I'm not finished yet!

Dai: Then please say it, as long as I can do it!

Li: I'm looking for the Yellow Bureau. (To the Yellow Bureau), I just said that the gate of your bureau was rebuilt. Please have a cigarette and remember to help me think.

Huang: Xiao Li, the cousin you are looking for is not me!

Dai: (to Li) You? (blurts out) Aren't you the honey of the yellow bureau? !

Li: Your mother is the honey of the Yellow Bureau!

Huang: OK, stop it! Tell you: (to two people respectively) You burned the wrong incense, and you worshipped the wrong bodhisattva.

Dai Li: What do you mean?

Huang: The true god you are looking for has gone to the west!

Dai Li: Huang Ju, what charades are you playing with us?

Huang: The director I was looking for was taken away this afternoon for corruption and bribery!

Dai Li: Huh? ! (Dai Li looks at each other) And you are?

Huang: I'm just the guard in the guard room of the bureau! Huang Ju-"Chrysanthemum" in "Chrysanthemum"!

Dai Li: Huh? !

Huang: OK, take your cigarette and go home-(I want to give two cigarettes from the coffee table, throw them underground, and then pick them up to mix).

Dai Li: Ah! Damn, which one is mine? ! (Two people rob to rob, hard to identify)

Huang: What are you robbing? Aren't they all the same cigarettes? ! One person takes one away-

Dai Li: How is that possible? ! My cigarettes are real-

Huang: Since they are all true, just take any one.

Dai Li: No! Let me see, let me see, which one is mine ... (continue to rob)

Huang: Are these two crazy?

Dai Li: That's too bad. I can't tell-I have twenty thousand dollars in my cigarette! ! !

Huang: Huh? !