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1. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang Priest;

2. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

I am not a casual person. It's not a person if you casually get up.

6. Women are not decent, but decent, because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low. ...

7. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

9. Clear water means no fish, and people are invincible!

10. The minimum goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field!

1, your bones are so rustic. (real soil in cells, real soil in DNA)

2. You are so talented.

3. Harmonious society.

4. If you have a car and a house, your parents will die.

5, weeding at noon, Qingming Shanghe map.

6, sit with a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses.

7. I keep a low profile.

8. Grandma has chest hair.

9, come out to mix, always pay back.

10, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

1 1. Being angry is to punish yourself with your mistakes.

12, her brother is a B club. Why? Shit! You wouldn't have joined the party?

13, (stock) is dead and not sold.

14, the highest state of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

16, what * * * made of, mating people.

17, why didn't your father photograph you on the wall? ...

18, time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there is always some.

19, good post, sit on the sofa.

20. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

2 1, q: if it's only 300W, do you think it's better to buy Mercedes or Ferrari?

You'd better buy 300 second-hand Alto and hire 300 drivers to follow you.

Yes, I'll line up at S for a while and B for a while.

22. Go to Google Baidu.

23. Fuck you, Wang Laoji.

24. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

25. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You treat me like

It's an alien

26. It is better to sleep while watching TV in bed.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

28. Life is like being forced. If you can't resist, you must learn to enjoy it.

29. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign and give him two more awards before I resign.

Hua, shoot him.

30. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

3 1, the garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot out of the wall.

32. I am dead and have something to burn.

33. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money and live with you.

Room, sleeping with husband, beating children.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

36. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...

Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head.

I love you! What do you care?

40. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

4 1, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun.

42. God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "

If I don't go to hell, who will? "

43. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

44. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

45. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

46. Grandpa comes from his grandson ...

47. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-yes.

Bajie!

48. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

49. Day after day, day after day.

50. When birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods.

5 1, money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

52. If a diamond lasts forever, one will go bankrupt.

53. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

54. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, unless there is a male and a female.

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

56, not necessarily a monk, but also a panda.

When I am drunk, I refuse to obey anyone. I only hold the wall.

58. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

59. Contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, adult.

60. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

6 1, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks.

20 years!

62. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So be realistic.

……

63. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

64, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

People.

65. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

66, I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

67, injustice * * *,

Stuffed on the internet,

The officialdom love field is like a battlefield.

Love is afraid of losing,

Afraid of stealing,

Leading cadres are afraid of retirement.

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68. Think about China in the past: red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a lot of children;

Look at China today: white rice, turtle soup, a legal child, a large number of wives,

What world?

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69, the sorrow of modern people:

A good hand is wasted by the computer;

A good stomach is spoiled by wine;

A good home was destroyed by a lover;

Good officials were abolished by RMB;

A good gun was scrapped by this young lady.

A big market was ruined by China Oil.

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When we were in primary school, we didn't need money to go to college.

When we were in college, primary school was free;

Before we can work, work is also assigned.

When we can work, we barely find a hungry job after hitting a wall.

When we can't make money, the house is allocated.

When we can make money, we find that we can't buy a house.

When we didn't enter the stock market, fools were making money;

When we rushed in, we found ourselves a fool.

7 1, I said: I want to buy a house. As a result, house prices have gone up.

I said, I want to buy a car. As a result, oil prices have gone up.

I said, I want to buy some meat. As a result, the price of pigs went up.

So I said, I can always eat instant noodles, right? ! Therefore, the price of instant noodles has also increased.

Then I have to become a Buddha! Buddha said: You finally got the word!

The Great Wall of Wan Li grows in Wan Li, and the heart is really cold in the scorching sun.

The GDP is rising year by year, and it is said that the whole people are heading for a well-off society.

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72. Wages are short.

The price is like long hair.

Looking at the real estate in the distance is an empty fantasy.

How many square meters can I buy a year?

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73. Work Summary in 2007 and Plan for 2008 ...

There are problems: good eating, good picking up girls, good smoking and good drinking.

Cause analysis: delicious, good girl, good cigarettes and good wine.

Sum up experience: eat well, pick up girls well, smoke well and drink well.

Rectification measures: eat well, soak well, smoke well and drink well.

Direction of efforts: eat good food, pick up good girls, smoke good cigarettes and drink good wine.

74. When there is no money, raise pigs.

When you have money, get a dog.

When I have no money, I eat wild vegetables at home.

If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

When you have no money, ride a bike on the road.

When you have money, ride a bike in the living room.

Want to get married when you have no money,

Want a divorce when you have money

When I have no money, my wife and secretary,

Secretaries and wives when they have money.

Pretend to be rich when you have no money,

Pretend you have no money if you have it.

People don't tell the truth

Say that stocks are poisonous snakes and everyone is playing;

Saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing;

Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it;

It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing;

If you say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, you won't quit;

Say heaven is the best, don't go! ! !

76. Today's society

The poor eat meat, the rich eat shrimp,

Leading cadres eat tortoise;

Men want to be tall, women want to be thin,

Dogs wear clothes and people show their meat;

I used to leave my first time to my husband.

Now leave the first child to the husband;

In the country, chickens crow in the morning.

City people call chickens at night;

In the old society, actors sold art instead of sex.

Actors in the new society sell themselves but don't sell.

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77. Wages are indeed rising.

I love the party more in my heart

It's time to reward the children

Dare to shout when you see your wife

Ganchang seafood goose web

I can go shopping in my spare time.

My heart itches when I meet a beautiful woman.

As a result, the price has gone up again.

Everything is fucking wasted.

A complete collection of online buzzwords

PK is one-on-one hit.

Fans are fans.

Don't understand doesn't mean don't understand. It's called-vertigo.

Discontent is not discontent, it is-damn it.

A meeting is not a meeting, it's a party.

Rich people are not called rich people, but-VIP.

Giving advice is not giving advice, it's called-patting bricks.

Support does not support, yes-top.

Strong support is not strong support, it is called-crazy top.

Cheating is not cheating, it's an affair.

Chasing girls is not chasing girls, it is-picking up girls.

Eating is not eating, but-pinching.

Envy is not envy, but-drooling.

Having fun is not fun, it's fun.

Dancing is not dancing, it's-dancing.

Things are not called things, but called-Dongdong.

People invite you to dinner, not to invite you to dinner, but to have dinner.

Excitement is not excitement, but-high.

Very excited, not very excited, but-to high.

Ability is not called ability, it is called-material.

Bad luck is not bad luck, but failure.

Single women are not called single women, but petty bourgeoisie.

A single man is not called a single man, but a bachelor.

Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, but-Xiao Qiang.

Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes, it is called-new mosquitoes even bang.

Good-looking is not good-looking, but-striking!

Ugly girls on the Internet are not ugly girls-they are dinosaurs.

The ugly man on the Internet is not an ugly man-he is a frog.

Experts on the Internet are not experts-they are prawns.

Online low hand is not low hand-it's called rookie.

Reading posts is not called reading posts-it's called reading.

I don't call me: I call me.

Not bad, not bad, but eight mistakes.

Dead or not, it's 74.

Your name is kiss 77 1 and hug 88 1.

I'm so angry -7456

Do you like it? Do you like it? This is called porridge.

I wish you happiness. I didn't mean to wish you happiness ... I called you happy pig.

Don't scream, just call 94.

Yeah, that's not called. Yes, it is called 42.

No, no, no-call the watch.

Me: me.

Kick your ass: kick your PP

FT: It's short for faint and faint.

Unity: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is, the whole page is your reply, an act of condemnation.

XXXX said: a verb is postpositioned, such as eating.

XXXXing:XXXX is improving, it is XXXX. For example, surfing the Internet.

PP: Photos, but if you mean playing PP, it's kicking your ass.

Kick your ass: spank your ass

BT: pervert. Compared with other segments of floating clouds, Shuiban is the place where BT haunts and beats him or her.

SL: Sex maniac. The characteristic of floating clouds is that there are more wolves than mm.

Girlfriend, girlfriend

Boyfriend, boyfriend

Kao, damn it, Kao: swear, use it carefully.

MD: Swear, be very careful!

TMD: Swear, be very careful!

TNND: swear, be especially careful!

JJWW: What you say means the way people talk.

SJB: neuropathy

PMP: kiss up

MPJ: apple polisher

Kick: flat kick

Slap: to hit in the face

KH: Sunflower is a master of practicing sunflower series. A master Yun Yun practiced in this field, and everyone called him by his first name.

KHBD: Sunflower Series

PXJF: Swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits originated from swordsmanship dedicated to KHBD and KH.

Sp: support

Wade: modal particles, dedicated to KH

Whoo-hoo, pig: sleeping.

Porridge: I like it.

Jam: I'm flattered

BXCM: ice snow cleverness

LOL: Laugh out loud, laugh.

KFC: KXXX & FXXX & CXX, if you have a grudge against someone, KFC will treat him.

PK: PlayerKill, hacker, attack, can also be interpreted as K pre-approval.

BTW: Right, right.

PS: Two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software).

Cu: Bye, bye.

BB: Baby, lover, child, bye-bye, depending on the specific use.

Although the summons bow is super strong.

Sauce purple: like this

Fanfan: Eat.

Works: photos

Bambusa, Bambusa: The moderator, the administrator of the forum, compares the water board to a small shop and is the owner himself.

Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, jellyfish: refers to a water-filled madman, a woman made of jellyfish.

Sailor: the sentient beings in the version

Divers: those guys who like to watch others irrigate but don't irrigate themselves.

Crazy: can't stand stimulation and behave abnormally.

THX, 3x: Thank you, thank you.

Sigh: sigh

Cool: cool

Pm: forum private letter

Shut up: shut up

Dl: download, download

PUB: ftp scanned on the network can be uploaded and downloaded temporarily, which means that files can be uploaded to pubftp for * * *.

Because.

BRB: Be right back, be right back.

TTYL: Talk to you later. Bye. Talk to you next time.

Bbl: Come back later.

Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread.

Powder: Very, very.

Protein: BD+BC+SJB

Love Tiger Oil: I love you, I love you.

Watch: no, for example, the watch is too good, not too good.

Collapse: the sound of fainting

Baby pig: Spoken from CCF, good boy.

Head bash: a word introduced in the game to blow someone's head off.

4242: Right, right.

748: Go to hell

886,88: Goodbye.

Don't be angry.

987: Don't go, don't go.

55555: Cry

XXX: something unsuitable for children.

Repeatedly

Hou, ho ho, Kaka, Kaka, hee hee, Xixi: modal particles.

+U Come on.

14 14 meaning.

253 No.253 Oputu, a man bowed at the ceremony.

Bye, bye. (Japanese)

3H students, three good students.

3q thank you, thank you.

4242. Yes, yes.

4 people for the people. 4 stands for.

Woo hoo (crying).

7456 pissed me off.

Go to hell.

8 147 Don't be angry.

84 is not. Similarly: 848 (true).

848, come on.

874 mouths. Picture 874, a dynamic effect, comes from the website of Maopu, in which a woman slaps a man's mouth with a broom.

Bye.

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

Eight is wrong. It's good.

9494. Exactly.