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1, I am the mascot in front of the store, and I give him a punch every time I come. Thank you, Jiba.

2. I am an anal examination doctor, and every time I do an anal examination, I will deduct two more points for my patients. Thank you. I'll deduct you from digging chicken.

3. I made chicken chops in Zheng Xin. Every time I cut chicken chops on the chopping board, I always leave a piece for myself to eat. Thank you, chicken thief

I work part-time in a hot pot restaurant, and my hairy belly is not frozen. Thank you, Du Fu.

I am a nurse, and I will give two more cans every time I give a patient an infusion. Thank you for protecting the losers.

6. I am a surgeon. Every time I operate on a patient, I cut another knife. Thank you Alejandro.

7. I am a bungee jumper, and I always lengthen the rope 10 meter. Thank you, filariasis.

8. I once worked as a summer job in a cake shop, and my puffs were full of cream. Thank you, squeeze in.

9. I am a hotel receptionist. Every time I see a man and a woman, I always say that there is only a sex suite left. Thank you. I like the feeling of being naked.

10, I am also a nurse. Every time I give a patient an injection, I give Dozza two injections. Thank you, Aunt Kim.

1 1. I am a summoner and refuse to surrender every time. Thank you, even without a father.

12, every time the teacher asks me if I have collected all my homework, I will say that I have collected all my homework and I am missing a few copies. Thank you. Answer all the questions.

13. When I work in a tea shop, I always put a pair of coconuts and pearls. Thank you, Zhu.

14, I work part-time at McDonald's, and every time I eat chicken mcnuggets, I will give myself one less piece. Thank you, mcnugget thief.

15 I buy watermelon. Every time I buy watermelon, I will give my boss a knife. Thank you, Sun Honglei.

16, I am the director of psychiatry, and I steal some medicine every time I prescribe it. Thank you. I'm afraid to treat myself.

17, I work part-time at KFC. Whenever someone orders a coke, I give more ice cubes. Thank you, Bingbing.

18, I am a teacher, and every class is free for children 10 minutes. Thank you, Don.

19, I am a drug Lord in the Golden Triangle. Every time a customer comes to pick up the goods, I will change it into a sugar triangle. Thank you, narc.

20. I am a surgeon. Every time I amputate, I cut another one. Thank you, Master Limb.

2 1, I used to work as a summer job in a cake shop, and my puffs would be filled with cream. Thank you, squeeze in.

22. I worked in McDonald's for two years, and I secretly put 6 pieces in almost every 5-piece McDonald's chicken. Thank you, mcpherson.

23. I am a lawyer, and every time I go to court, I give my clients a few more years. Thank you, too much.

24. I am a doctor. Every time I press my waist, I press it again. Thank you, waist zero.

25. I am a PE teacher, and I always ask my students to run two more laps. I can't thank you for that. I have to stand up for this. I am the sports commission. Every time I ask everyone to run less than two laps. Thank you, Brother Wei.

26. I had my hair cut. Every time I cut a customer's hair by two centimeters. Thank you, old scissors.

27. I am a nurse Every time I give a patient an infusion, my hand will shake twice. Thank you, swagger.

28. I work in Mixue Ice City. I add more ingredients to every cup of milk tea and fruit tea. Thank you, eight-treasure porridge