Menggeer hotel

There is nothing in the book, giving you unlimited imagination. There are several wonderful sequels for reference.

1. The continuation of the chameleon

Ralph wrapped his coat and crossed the market square, followed by his patrolman. Along the way, he has been thinking about his performance just now. That was close! I don't know what would have happened if I hadn't used my golden words and improvisation. He remembered that he had just insulted the general and couldn't help wrapping his coat tighter. Don't let the general know, alas! What bad luck, he couldn't help thinking. Suddenly, he felt that he was blocked, and he could not stand. He crashed into it with a bang and his fat body fell to the ground.

It turned out that a "Daredevil" came head-on and looked around with his head down. He didn't want to bump into a man covered in Ralph, who was overturned like a stupid puppet. "Ye Linde!" Ralph where received such injustice, flustered and frustratedly straight rang, "what are you doing! Help me up quickly-"The patrolman helped Ralph up easily, while Ralph slapped his coat carefully and swore without looking up:" Bastard, pig, I don't think you know who I am. You're unlucky today, but you don't know the existence of the law, Yeldrin-"He widened his eyes and suddenly felt something was wrong. Because a more harsh voice is ringing: "Officer Ralph, who are you cursing?" Ralph was surprised, wrapped in his overcoat, and saw General Ivanic Vanic standing in front of him like an iron tower.

"aha! General Ivanic? How are you? There you are! Did you stay for a while before you left? " Ralph greeted with a series of greetings, with a smile on his face and his muscles kept shaking. "oh! General, are you looking for your puppy? I found it for you and sent it to your home. Oh, that little guy is really nice. He bit off the guy's finger in one bite. I don't think there is such a little darling in Moscow! " Ralph really wants to use all the compliments in his rapid-fire speech. Unexpectedly, General Ivanich didn't appreciate Ralph at all and shouted at Ralph, "Shut your mouth! You should answer my question just now. As for my dear, there is not a hair missing. I tore your skin! " Ralph was a little alarmed, with his mouth wide open and his eyes straight.

Suddenly, he grabbed the policeman's chest with one hand. "Ye Delin! You fucking bastard, pig, I'm scolding you! Let General Ivanic misunderstand me. Everyone knows my love and loyalty to the general. You should apologize to the general! " He almost ordered the patrolman like crazy. Ye was at a loss, sad face, mechanically bowing to the general, but his mouth was speechless.

"That's enough!" General don't look away, Ralph quickly leaned in, eyes narrowed into a line, and said softly: "General. They are all damn, what should I do with him! " General Ivanic paused and said, "I've made up my mind. Starting today, you and Jedlin will switch places. Officer Jedlin, what are you going to do with your Ralph? Make a report after processing. " Say that finish and roared off.

"General-"Ralph was frightened to disgrace, threw down his coat and chased after General Ivani-

2. The continuation of "chameleon"

Ralph wrapped his coat and went into the house. Feeling hungry, he ordered dinner. He was about to sit down to eat when the policeman came in and reported, "There are guests outside." Ralph scolded: "Bastard, didn't I say that?" As long as I am eating, I won't see anyone. " The policeman said, "This man said it was urgent." Ralph scolded again: "confused, what has to do with him, does it have to do with me?" The patrolman said, "It's the general." Hearing this, Ralph suddenly lost all his arrogance and hesitated for a long time. He jumped up from his chair and scolded, "Idiot, why didn't you say so earlier?"? You kept people waiting outside for such a long time! " Say quickly put on your coat and go out to meet.

The general wears a general's hat, a general's uniform and a general belt around his waist. He is dignified and arrogant. He smiled as soon as he saw Ralph. Ralph was stunned by this smile. Ralph looked at it carefully. Oh, it turns out that his coat is on backwards. Ralph took off his coat, straightened it and put it on again. He stood at attention and said, "please forgive me for being late, general, please come in quickly!" " With that, he followed the general into the yard like a dog.

The general sat in the chair and said, "Today, I came here not for anything else, but for the dog. By the way, that dog is not my brother's. " Ralph heard this and cursed: "which son of a bitch is that?" I will definitely kill it, and I will personally teach the owner of that dog. " "Shut up!" The general snapped, "That's my dog!" Ralph suddenly froze and sweated. He stammered, "I-I cursed the man who was bitten by the dog." The general turned anger into joy.

After a while, Ralph ordered the patrolman to say, "I order you to get the general's dog here quickly without any mistakes." The patrolman replied and got the order. After a long time, the patrolman didn't get the dog back. Ralph quickly picked up the dog and put it on the table. He picked up the food prepared by the patrolman and let the dog have a good meal. The general looked at all this and smiled happily.

Officer Ochumi finally sent the general out of the door, and when he returned to his yard, he found himself sweating profusely. He took off his big coat, sat in a chair and breathed a long sigh of relief: really, really-

3. The continuation of the chameleon

One day, police officer Ralph was patrolling the street. He felt a little thirsty, so he asked the policeman to grab an apple and chew it. Suddenly, I saw the generals having a shooting competition in the square in front, and a row of soldiers stood behind them. He also walked into the crowd. Unconsciously, he narrowed his eyes and looked at it carefully. It was General Ulargui Mill. He immediately threw away the apple in his hand, wiped his mouth, greeted him with a smile and said, "Hello, General!" " "Who are you?" General ulaguimill is very confused. He really can't remember when he met the police officer. The general didn't seem to turn his attention to his prey. "I helped you find the dog last time, Ralph." "Huh? What? " "I'm Ralph who helped you find the dog last time, haha." "hmm." General Ulargui Mill nodded indifferently. "Ah, you see how accurate your marksmanship is! Right in the middle, wonderful! " Ralph held out his hand and noticed the general's reflection. Seeing that the general was still talking about himself, he said, "To tell you the truth, your dog is really smart. Bite the bad guy's finger in one bite. Look at its clever ears, and you will know that it is the best dog. Look at its shiny fur, I'm sure your dog will be a brave dog without training ... ""Nonsense! " Ralph's words were suddenly interrupted. The general didn't look back and left it in his mouth. "I remember ... that dog tastes good ..." Ralph was startled. It turned out that the dog had been eaten by the general, and it was really flattering to the horse's leg. He had a brainwave and quickly said, "I told you, why are the general's livestock so thin?" Later I heard that it was because the dog's nutrition was absorbed by its bones. Although it is so thin, its bones are brittle and nutritious. The general has a good eye! How do other people know? No wonder the marksmanship is also accurate ... ""You bastard! I saw that stupid dog couldn't even catch the rabbit, so I had it cut down and fed to the dog. I didn't expect his brothers to eat well. What are you talking about? " With a wave of his hand, the general threw Ralph to the ground and took out his gun. ...

Only Ralph growled in pain. ...

"The general is really a good marksmanship! Today is really glad you came, and finally shot down the eagle that has been chasing for a long time. " The general's men flatter the general's prey. "Hehe ... Hehe" The general also smiled.

As a result, the shot did not hit Ralph. But what about Ralph? Why didn't you hear him kiss up? How could he give up such a good opportunity?

When they looked back, it turned out that he was dead!

After thinking about it all night after returning home, Ochulov still felt that it was not handled properly during the day and decided to call on the general the next day.

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The general's living room is not very spacious, but a wide mirror hanging on the wall doubles the view of the living room.

A face is reflected in the mirror of the general's house, which is the old mug of the officer Otchulov. Otchumulov squeezed out a smile in front of the mirror and studied it carefully. "hmm ... this smile looks great!" He adjusted his collar again, brushed his cuffs and walked into the study contentedly, thinking that his smile could draw more bars on his epaulettes.

In the study, the general was talking to another guest. The general looked up and saw Ochamlov. "Please sit down! Mr. Ozulov, please sit down ... Oh! Don't make me look up at you, very tired, please sit down! " Big Chulov just sat down.

"Mr. Ozulov, please allow me to introduce my brother, Mr. Ulargui Mill. You must have heard of him." Otzuilov's face turned white (for a while) and the smile on his mouth became stiff. "It's an honor to see you with my own eyes!" After a brief greeting, Uramir said, "Well, Mr. Ozulov, tell us what you saw yesterday." This time, Ochulov's face became livid. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, took a deep breath and reported the "facts" that happened the day before to the general and his brother, although it was (deleted) the fact that he had handled and deleted some details. "You see, this is all the fault of the jeweler khryukin. Who asked the little pig to poke the nose of the clever puppy with a cigarette butt? It is simply impatient to live! " "No matter what you say, you must pay compensation to the jeweler, right?" The general took out a bag of gold coins from the drawer and handed it to Ochmlov. "Give it to him for me, and you will get another reward. You can go now. " Before the general said it for the second time, Ochamlov found the door and went out, fearing that he would be called back again, that he would be "interrogated" again, and that the cooked duck would fly away.

As soon as Ochamlov left, Ulargui Mill said in a reproachful tone, "Brother, this is a meat bun beating a dog. Can you guarantee that he won't keep the money for himself? " Look at him just now! ""no, this is his last month's salary. Besides, he will never get a penny from it again! " "Isn't it?" "Yes, that's it! "The general wrote Ozlov's name on the official document on disarmament." Such people don't deserve to stay in my army! ""this move is very clever! " "Of course, I have never looked down upon this kind of have it both ways people. I traded my flesh and blood for my present position on the battlefield. I will never rub my eyes for things on the official stage! " "You're right, you're right! "

Early the next morning, Ochulov received a letter from the general. There are no words in the letter that he dreams of, such as epaulettes, honors, promotion, praise, etc., only a short sentence: "You are fired!"

Ochulov read it carefully again, and his mouth twitched. "One bar, two bars, three bars, four bars ... hahahaha!"

Ochulov smiled; Although this is a crazy laugh, it is a real laugh.

Ochulov is crazy; But he changed back to his own color.