Seeking Taiwan Province's Crosstalk "The Covenant of Roses"

Qizhi: Young men and women who want to pair up can come up and we'll give you a TV speed match. It's called a thousand miles match. ......

Private: It's no use coming up.

Wonder: men and women, women and men, men, women and children are fun.

Soldier: You deserve it, and so do I. Let's adjust our tastes together.

Wande: I wish all the guests here success in speed dating, increasing their love and growing old together. You are my heart, I am your liver and you are three quarters of my life.

Private: Our slogan is: Rose, Rose, I love you. ......

He: Just like mice love rice.

Qizhi: That's what happens on TV.

Soldier: Does anyone volunteer?

Qizhi: Is there?

Private: Maybe everyone is embarrassed. Let's get started. Let's start with the two of us

Qizhi: Let me show you.

Soldier: I am the male guest today. My name is Ai Jixun.

Qizhi: Then I am the female guest today. My name is Yang Xiaoman.

Soldier: No wonder she is too old to go out. Which lesbian do you want to look like this, it will be even harder in this life.

Qizhi: That's what it means.

Soldier: Why are you called Yang Xiaoman?

Qizhi: Because I have a very slow temper.

Private: What a coincidence. My temper is like firecrackers. When it is ignited, it will explode. Yang Xiaoman, I don't know what you like best.

Qizhi: My favorite in my spare time is Peking Opera.

Private: Why?

Qizhi: Sometimes one sentence can be sung for half an hour. Let me show my artistic talent. I use the Beijing opera "Lubai" to make a fire alarm call. I hope the male guests across the street will like it. (Year White)

Soldier: What kind of bird is this?

Qi Zhi: (Nianbai) Fire brigade?

Private: Yes. What happened?

Qizhi: Oh,no..

Private: What's wrong?

Qizhi: My house is on fire. Bitter ... (elongation)

Private: Enjoy it later. Tell me where you live first so that I can put out the fire.

Qizhi: (reading) My home, alas, it's a long story.

Private: To make a long story short. Anyway, I can't wait. Where do you live?

Qizhi: (reading) My home, I live in a well.

Soldier: You live in a well. You are a toad.

Qizhi: You are a toad.

Soldier: You said you lived in a well.

Wonder: (Reading) My family lives in an alley in Wangfujing, which is called Jing for short.

Private: there is no need to abbreviate. Just tell me which alley it is.

Wonder: from left, 2 1 alley.

Private: 2 1 Hutong. I count from the right.

Qizhi: From the right, it's 47 Hutong.

Private: That sounds dizzy. Just tell me what brand is in front of your house and I'll find it myself.

Qizhi: There is a big hotel opposite our home.

Soldier: Alas, this is easy to find.

Qizhi: It was burned (sung) last year. (reading) is bitter.

Private: Stop! It is equal to not telling. Any other signs?

Qizhi: I remember. There is an old man who fried deep-fried dough sticks next to our house.

Soldier: I can find this old man

Qizhi: It has been scared away by the fire.

Soldier: When I find your house, it will burn down next door. I'm not like you. I have a bad temper.

Curiosity: impatience.

Soldier: I like singing best. Next, I'm going to sing a chorus for the female guests opposite.

Wonder: solo chorus.

Soldier: That's my temper. I can sing 250 songs together.

Qizhi: Sing.

Soldier: (singing) The sunset glow in the western hills is red, and the soldiers are shooting at the target and heading back to camp. He has a chicken in his left hand, a duck in his right hand, a fat doll and a poplar on his back. It grows beside the pillar. La la la la la, la la la, I am an expert in selling newspapers. I waited until dawn to deliver the newspaper and called __Go as I walked! Let's go Let's go Malt wine. Malt wine. Malt wine. _ _ Time and time again, you ask me if I love you _ _ Tomorrow I will marry you, the day after tomorrow I will be a father, and the day after tomorrow I will be a father. ......

Qizhi: Stop! (Reading) You are impatient, and I am slow. How can we live together? (The soldier is still singing) Come on, what did you eat, your voice.

Soldier: I ate mustard tuber.

Qizhi: You ate dynamite.

Soldier: Although we have different tempers, the key is whether you know the true meaning of love.

Qizhi: I like listening to this. In my opinion, love is speculating in stocks. Don't just think about taking advantage, be careful to be trapped by it.

Soldier: Then I'm not like you. I have a bad temper. I think love is playing mahjong, which can almost make peace. If you are late, you will get some guns.

Qizhi: I think love can't be impatient. I should love China's classical novels, and China people pay the most attention to emotional appeal. My first book should be Make Eyes, the second is Across the Sea, the third is The Story of Hongyan, and the fourth is One of mine, who died unfortunately. The fifth book is "Starting from scratch", the sixth book is "Find another one", and the seventh book. ......

Soldier: I am not like you. I think our love should be a modern love novel. The first page is about getting married, the second page is about our son studying abroad, the third page is about four generations living under one roof, and the fourth page is about ghosts.

Qizhi: It's easier than a resume.

Soldier: I only have a few good times in my life.

Qizhi: The male guest opposite, I want to ask you a question.

Soldier: OK, say it quickly.

Qizhi: This question ... you can answer it or not. Think it over before you answer. Think it over before you answer. You are in no hurry. If you don't think clearly, you will easily get into trouble. You are really in no hurry.

Private: I'm about to vomit blood.

Qizhi: You are in such a hurry. I'd better not talk about it.

Soldier: If you don't say it, I will. Ladies across the street, first of all, let me ask you one last question.

Qizhi: One last question?

Soldier: When will we get married? Say something happy.

Qizhi: We can't compete with each other for a few minutes. It's a shame that you still talk about marriage in front of so many people.

Private: This Yang Xiaoman is ill at first sight.

Qizhi: I tell you, people didn't ... run away from you and come back to you.

Private: You stay away from me. I feel unsafe when you suddenly stand behind me.

Qizhi: I mean to ask you, what should we do when we have children?

Soldier: She is less patient than me. Do you have to think about it? I have a plan. I have been giving him strict prenatal education since the first day of your pregnancy. Courses from primary school to university are taught at one time. I asked him to wear a doctor's hat and come out directly with his diploma. We gave birth to a century prodigy.

Wonder: century prodigy is not like a Millennium fairy.

Private: I declare the speed dating of male and female guests successful!

Qizhi: Is this a success?

Soldier: I worked so hard to succeed?

Qizhi: You are a little successful.

Private: It's a good thing I brought it. Here, I send you a red date, wishing us both an early birth.

Qizhi: Then I'll give you a bowl. Late marriage and late childbearing.

Soldier: I'll give you an umbrella to protect you from the wind and rain.

Qizhi: Then I'll give you a box of matches, which will be very prosperous.

Soldier: These things add up well.

Qizhi: How can I put it?

Private: Break up sooner or later.