Funny poem sketch

About funny poems 1. Adapted 300 funny ancient poems.

I know how to say goodbye to ancient poetry.

Weeding is at noon, I love you so much; Sweat drops to the earth, brave for love; Who knows the Chinese food on the plate, it is difficult to swallow without knowing the taste; Every grain is hard, I love you. Love me, do not hesitate, hurry! An old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, and the voice of blessing was given to his friend. Fireworks go down in Yangzhou in March. After the lovesickness between the two places broke up, the lonely sails sailed and the blue sky was exhausted. When I went to see my relatives, I only saw the Yangtze River flowing in the sky. Take care and be safe.

Goodbye and have a safe trip! The girl on the wall of the red chamber is resting, taking off her skirt and going to bed alone. Who will squeeze the windowsill for prostitution? The two thieves looked at each other. Flowers floating in the water, one woman and two thieves, can't get rid of this idea, climbing the wall and meeting a German shepherd.

An almond came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people. If life is like the first time, everything will go to Sanbaotang, not afraid of clouds and fog, just want to see you again, willing to be a lovebird in the sky and a telephone line under the ground.

Thousands of miles away from home, distant thoughts; A maid-in-waiting has lived here for twenty years, and love has traveled through time and space. However, ask her for this song, the first few words, and the voice is calling you; Seeing how hard she tried to hold back her tears, they both gave home.

Dear lover, I miss you very much. I often see you in my dreams. I wish all the best and hope to get together soon! Such a bright thread at the foot of my bed feels like frost, just because the lovely person is not in front of me. I want to drown my sorrows in wine, but I am afraid of nectar. I am even more at a loss when I am drunk. I asked my dear, when will you come back to me? Who has not died since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch

The moon is in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon. In the infinite haze of the sea of clouds, Hongyan handed books.

The wind from thousands of miles sends my best wishes. Knock on Yumenguan battlements and hold your hand.

Good luck and sweet dreams, dear; May we hold hands romantically and have a happy life. I thought the prince would meet the princess, but I didn't expect the dinosaur to meet the frog.

The same is true of hipsters in the world. Wanshui Qian Shan flows eastward, I don't know how shallow I am, until Brother Sharp went to Xi, and when will he come back to drink with Brother Chun? Ann can never suffer from the grandstanding of Xi-feng, showing an honest face.

Wake up and have sex, but now these boys and girls are together. (Li's blog) The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, and Hongyan sends a book to express her thoughts. An isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain, the true feelings will never change. Why should a strong brother complain about willow and love you without regret? Spring breeze has nothing to do with Yumen Pass, but the years move the sky.

Honey, when will you marry me? Waiting for you to love you for ten thousand years! When Song Wu came to this small hotel, his mouth watered 3,000 feet, and he felt that there was no money in his pocket. Just leave a word, I'm playing tiger and Jiro.

Eat and drink for free, and go to Jinlian for drinks! Xiao-he just showed his sharp corner, and an almond went out of the wall, but it made the Dragon City fly in, and the sixth palace powder was wiped out. Nothing to say, go to the west wing alone, lonely phoenix tree stream of people, cut constantly, the heart is still chaotic. It was a parting from sorrow, and I didn't have a trace of acacia in my heart.

The old friend resigned from the West Yellow Crane Tower, and his concern fell from then on. Fireworks were set off in Yangzhou in March, and the rainbow became an amulet.

The lonely sail is far away from the blue sky, and the duckweed walks with you. Only when I see the Yangtze River flowing in the sky, Hongfu Qitian follows you.

I wish my good friend a smooth sailing, no sorrow and a happy life. Li Bai can go by boat and wants to go. Look at me. Suddenly smell the song on the shore, don't laugh at my infatuation in this life.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, and I swear to love you all my life; Not as good as Wang Lun, I love you, love you. Dear, with my love, may you be happy forever! When an apricot came out of the wall, all the men and women were happy.

Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off. Say goodbye to the colorful clouds in Bai Di and take time off to play; Jiangling is a thousand miles away, and it is not difficult to return it in one day by train or plane.

Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait kept crying, and their happy mood became countless. The canoe has crossed Chung Shan Man, and every day is a new day. May you go out to play more, and don't be afraid to spend money! Happiness is the most important thing! Ask how sad you can be, and drink red bull when you are tired.

2. Complete works of funny poems

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape. The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating.

For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him start this. ) In Tang Xiao in spring, a beautiful woman, Meng Haoran, came to the Institute of Technology in spring carefree from this morning when I woke up and couldn't sleep at night. I looked for her online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Looking for a beautiful woman Du Fu in Tang's chat room is just a beautiful scenery of science and technology. I want to meet someone speculatively (hey hey, the poet is ambitious). The novella was published in early spring by Zhang eighteen members of the Ministry of Water Resources. Tang Han to Beili, Xiao Yurun is like a crisp beauty, looking at it from a distance.

(It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Li Bai resigned from his dormitory in the early Tang Dynasty. He likes to meet netizens. Suddenly, his face was full of sadness. He couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death. (Poetry fairy seems to have met a carnivorous ~~ Amen) Mountain trip. Tang Du Mu went to the depths of Xiangshan Stone Trail and oblique white clouds. She and I both thought the princess would be a dinosaur meeting a frog. Wow, it's Komori again. It looks really touching. ) The Book of Songs.

(well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either.

) Operator Song Lizhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. She talks to me like a ghost every day.

(How can a poet join in the fun ~ ~ It's really a generation after generation of dinosaurs) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Du Mu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious.

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The morning of seeing off the second envoys of Yuan Dynasty, An Xitang and Wang Wei, was full of disappointment and heartbreak. I advise you not to find another netizen to become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow (good word ~ ~) (enough, you must choose me! ! ! ! )。

3. Complete works of funny classic poems

You can watch this. It's a funny joke. Watch it carefully.

1. Classic funny shopping joke. My wife bought a pair of trousers when she went shopping. She came back and mysteriously said to me, hey, I made money today. I took a taxi to get a pair of pants. I tried it on as if it were specially bought for me. I am very happy, too. I told my colleagues about it the next day and found that all the female colleagues had strange expressions. One of them simply said that I told my husband the same thing when I bought more expensive clothes.

2. Smile every day. You really need to learn how to speak from my boyfriend. Whenever I ask him, "Who is the beauty between me and female stars?" He always stumbles back with his eyes wide open, and then trembles, "What did you say? Do you want to compete with her? How can she compare with you? You are simply demeaning yourself! " .

3. An anecdote about a girl chatting up. In a coffee shop, I accosted a girl: "Can I borrow your mobile phone? I want to charge your mobile phone with my charging treasure. " I went home through a dark alley and was robbed. I asked the robber, "Do you know who I am?" Robber: "I don't know who you are, but I know who you are for."

"Who is it for?" "For the harvest in autumn, for the return of wild geese in spring." 4. A scholar fled to a rich man's house in a famine year. He wanted to beg for something to eat, but he was afraid that the rich man would not give it.

So he said to the rich man, "I have a quirk in my life." I feel dizzy when I see steaming steamed buns. " The rich man didn't believe it, so he put the scholar in a room full of steamed bread. After a while, he saw that all the steamed buns had been eaten up by the scholar.

The rich man said angrily, "What are you afraid of now?" The scholar smiled and said, "At this time, I am most afraid of two bowls of hot tea." 5. It is not enough that you are a black Virgo. Who can stand such a woman? When looking for a wife, you should refuse Virgo, so that they can't find a husband. Well, in that case.

Virgo women, I can take care of them! 6. My best friend accompanied me on a blind date. The other person is not handsome, but he is handsome and has a good personality. I feel a little reliable, but I have no bottom. After the blind date, I asked my girlfriend: What do you think? Girlfriend regrets while playing mobile phone: flower fork cow dung! I was secretly pleased and angry: don't say that about him, it's not good. My best friend doesn't look up. Anyway, what do you think about every day? He is a flower.

7. Me: What moment made you feel really poor? Classmate Shen replied: I asked the whole dormitory, but I didn't borrow the charger for my mobile phone. The teacher didn't come to class once.

A classmate suddenly shouted: Tang Sheng ~ ~ The whole class agreed with one voice.

Powerful.

Some students shouted: bring the lawbreaker! At this time.

The head teacher is smiling. Walk into the classroom in high spirits.

8. Tell your girlfriend to lose weight today. Girlfriend said: I feel that there are four people living in my body and I can't lose them.

I froze her and said, They are Tang Priest, the Monkey King, Pig and Friar Sand. Every day, the Tang Priest says: I want to be a vegetarian.

Pig Bajie said: I want to eat meat. The Monkey King said, I want to eat fruit.

Friar Sand said, Master has big wet breasts and two wet breasts. That's right! .

4. Write some interesting poems

1. "The foot of my bed is as bright as a thread", and the next sentence is full of "Li Bai's sleeping fragrance" ... 2. The next sentence of "Three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang", he actually filled in "The smell is the same" ... The marking teacher immediately fainted ... 3. Tao Yuanming's "Five buckets of rice don't bend over", and the students dared to write "Just give me six buckets"

5. "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the next sentence is "Tortoise crawls by the river in Dongcun"? 6. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky will be old", and the next sentence "If people are affectionate, they will die early"? 7. "Glowing glass of wine", next sentence "Lots of money and beautiful women" … 8. "Think about the past and think about the future, Jin Ge is an iron horse", and the next sentence "Look at the present and fight" ... 9. That's enough! If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, the students say "Please don't tell him" …… 10/0. "If it's a long-term relationship," the students said, "It's time for two people to get married" 1 1. "I hate less when I use the books", and the students say that "there is not enough money at the end of the month" …18. 14. This is amazing! "Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the bathroom. When Xiao Li flies a knife, Li Bai becomes a little eunuch.

5. Complete works of funny ancient poems

Tang Libai

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, a fat, long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

6. Complete works of funny poems

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

ito

Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package m s n

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online m m used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, a fat, long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow.