Five jokes that make the whole class laugh to 100%.

I saw a lot of jokes in the Qingguo community and moved a few.

Excavate sighed and said, "If I had known that giving birth to Nezha would bring me so much trouble, I should have shot him on the wall!" The Monkey King's father sighed and said, "Oh, it's no use. Isn't it the same to shoot at a stone? "

Today, when I was shopping, I heard a store doing propaganda, and the whole street could hear the voice, "This store is cleared for two dollars, but it can't be bought for two dollars. Two dollars can't fool you, and two dollars can own any goods in this store ... "So I threw my boss two dollars and took the tweeter at his door. ...

The young man accidentally burned three small holes in the carpet of the hotel. When checking out, the waiter said that according to the hotel regulations, each hole should be compensated 100 yuan. Young man: Are you sure it's a hole 100 yuan? Attendant: Yes. Young people lit cigarette butts and burned three small holes into a big hole. Later, the young man lost 1000 yuan to avoid being beaten.

What shocked you about your ignorance?

When I was young, I had to write a pseudonym. I always write "China Drawing Pencil".

The dung beetles family are having dinner. Xiao Lang asked his mother, Mom, why does our family always eat shit?

Ma Ma: This child, don't say such disgusting things while eating!

The little white rabbit asked the owner of the radish shop, do you have a hundred steamed buns here?

Boss: No, we only sell radishes.

Hearing this, the little white rabbit left disappointed.

the next day

The white rabbit asked the owner of the radish shop again, do you have a hundred steamed buns here? "

Boss: No! We only sell radishes! Are you deaf? Ask that question again and I'll cut your ears with scissors!

Hearing this, the little white rabbit left disappointed again.

the third day

The little white rabbit comes again: boss, do you have scissors here?

Boss: No.

White Rabbit: Are there a hundred steamed buns?

Xiaoming went home to show his father after the exam.

Dad: "Math 0! ! "

Xiaoming was frightened. ...

Dad: "Chinese 1! ! "

Dad took a deep breath of his cigarette: Xiao Ming, you are a little biased.