What great colleagues in the same office bother you? Why don't you complain?

1- We have a female colleague there who is as ugly as a stone. The thing that 1 comes to the office every day is: "Which ex-boyfriend repeatedly sends her a text message saying that she wants to get back together, and that man still goes to her house every day, waiting for him to get off work for one thing, and then saying that he wants to get back together."

Until one day, one of our colleagues got tired of what she said and gave her a direct sentence, "Did you borrow someone else's money and not pay it back?"

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We have a colleague who has nothing but Ai Xi who likes to chew garlic in the office, so you know, all the colleagues sitting next to him can't stand his smoking, but they are embarrassed to talk about him until a new colleague really can't stand it.

One day, I found him and said, "All the girls around you should be beautiful. They are all beautiful women. "

He asked curiously _ "No way, how did you guess this?"

"Because people say that chewing garlic all the year round can ward off evil spirits and avoid ugliness."

1. Look at me eating qq pepperoni in the office with my male colleague who joined the company a year ago. You can keep the wrapping paper you told me. Save five and take them to a small supermarket for a new one. He often changes. Let me imagine, a person like me can eat this stuff once a few months, and he can save enough 5 packaging skins without growing hair! I said I didn't save enough ... people said, then give it to me, I want it! He really took it. ...

It is the same boy. Two years after our group went to work, two new female colleagues were transferred to the unit. These two girls are outgoing and cheerful, and often ask us to have dinner at their home. At that time, the boy had an affair with one of the girls and didn't confess. The girls we go to look for food are all sitting in the living room or going into the kitchen to help cook ... Only he sneaks into the girls' bedroom, puts on the red dress that girls like very much, and takes selfies in front of the mirror! Chased and beaten by the owner of the skirt!

In the summer flood season of the same year, several of us went to work to eat instant noodles and stood by. Or the girl who likes to invite people home for dinner. She has the habit of eating instant noodles. She doesn't drink soup, and the paper towel that wipes her mouth is thrown directly into the noodle soup. It was the same boy who came in and saw the instant noodle bucket on the table at a glance and asked who ate it. The girl said which one I should eat. The boy criticized a little unkindly: What a waste! The essence of instant noodles is in the soup! I cann't believe you left all the essence behind! The girl casually said: Then don't waste it. He really picked up the bucket and did it! The handsome man who drank and drank played for three seconds, and the next second he took out a group of soaked paper towels from his mouth with a puzzled face ... We really couldn't help laughing anymore, and broke out collectively!

Second, the colleague next door, a boy, is born after 90. From the first time I took him out to work, this boy's unique temperament attracted our attention! "The new guy in your unit is the second child in the family, right?" "Their family is looking forward to her daughter crazy? How can a good boy talk like this? " "What is he? Do you like girls? " ..... We explained it to him at first, and then we let them explain it if they couldn't. But this guy is real, and his exquisite attitude towards life is comparable to that of a second-class girl! At least my life is rougher than his! For example—

1. He is not tall, like 173, with a small shoe size of 39. The family conditions are good, and the parents are from the agricultural machinery cooperative. I like brand clothes, shoes and socks since I was a child. But because of the problem of shoe size, brand men's shoes, especially sports shoes, can't always buy the right size ... In order to buy a pair that fits, he can go to the store in the provincial capital twice a week! He took apart the shoes he bought online at work and walked up to me from his office wearing them, asking more than three people to look at the styles. He had to explain his feelings to others repeatedly ... Finally, he hesitated for a long time, called the courier and returned the goods. ...

Everyone suspects that he can't find a girlfriend, but he is very traditional! Born on 9 1, he felt that he couldn't get married without a girlfriend before he was 25 ... He was the only unmarried boy in the company at that time, and many people introduced him. He kept the photos of girls in his mobile phone, and turned them out to comment one by one if nothing happened. This is nothing long, but the family conditions are not good. This work unit is not very good, it looks too good. ...

After decorating the house, I'm going to buy home appliances. I discussed with Sister Li, who has a good relationship with the company, what brand to buy. When she heard what we were discussing, she quickly leaned in and said that the brand was not good. Our family bought it very well. Ask her what brand. She said she didn't know.

When we usually discuss small talk, a colleague said that when she bought something at home, she could always blame herself or her home, saying how good their home was, which meant that things bought by others were not as good as hers. Colleagues say there is nothing wrong with her family, and lice are double eyelids.

When I just graduated from work, there was a great colleague who didn't eat at noon and said she wasn't hungry, but told her colleagues to bring her back if you couldn't finish your meal.

One day, five or six colleagues brought her leftovers and put them in front of her. She cried and told the leader that all her colleagues bullied her. I worked as an intern there for a month. I wonder if she still has this beautiful habit.

Female, my period, menstruation, who can talk, came to my house, and everything about him and the children bothered me. I asked him where he worked and where he lived. She has a good eye. She talks about it every day and has a headache. This big sister also looks at other people's food, flatters and bullies the leaders, and feels that she is better than others and arrogant. I don't know where she got her confidence and courage.

When I was a hotel receptionist, I met a great colleague. It's better to be direct than wonderful. I always like to snitch, and some of them will snitch. I took it. I can't enter the receptionist in casual clothes. Then why didn't I say anything when I was on duty? What should I say now? I'm surprised that I didn't cooperate with her. One works in the middle class, and the other works at night. How to cooperate? I have to go. He is always jealous. The manager bought breakfast for his girlfriend and then picked her up on the plane. This is none of her business. It's all jealousy.

She is also vain, letting her boyfriend buy a diamond ring as a ring. The gold one is not. A guest's boyfriend sent her more than 99 roses, and she was also jealous. She sent her boyfriend a message asking him to buy her roses, and then she bought them, only 10. She threw away all the flowers. It's none of my business, but she took it out on me and made me angry.

If she hadn't reported to the manager today, I wouldn't have been scolded or posted. Hey, I'll resign and leave when I get paid the day after tomorrow. I'm telling the truth. If there is a lie, it thunders.