What funny things have you encountered at work?

I have encountered too many funny things in my life. Now I would like to share with you some interesting things I have experienced:

1, one day, a buddy and I went for a walk in the park and suddenly found a flock of geese flying south overhead. I was puzzled to see my buddy crying next to me. I was joking just now, so I cried. So, I asked this guy what he was swollen. The buddy pointed to the goose on his finger and said, didn't you find that they lined up one word at a time and one word at a time, and even these stupid birds laughed at me for being single? ...

My friends like parties when they are free. Another friend and I have a hobby, that is, when eating chickens and ducks, we especially like to eat chicken's ass or duck's ass. Sometimes we grab it at the dinner table faster than anyone else. Once, he and I ate roast duck in Quanjude. As soon as the roast duck was served, he caught the duck's ass in his mouth when I wasn't looking. Later, I looked in the plate and whispered, "Why don't ducks have duck bottoms to pinch today?" He proudly pointed to his mouth and said, "Look, this is my ass ..."

3. One day at home, I suddenly found my mobile phone missing. I searched my bag everywhere, on the ground, but I couldn't find it. So, I sat on the ground, took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent a mass message to everyone: I just lost my mobile phone. If I find someone impersonating me and say something to you on my mobile phone, ignore him. ...

One day, when the whole class was having a computer class, many students' computers crashed. Then, a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, my computer was poisoned and crashed." At this time, many students also said, "We were poisoned, too." The teacher was a little depressed and asked, "Is anyone still alive?" A classmate proudly stood up and replied, "Yes, I'm not dead yet!" " "The teacher said strangely," The whole class is dead, so why aren't you dead? "

Kaifeng organized a barbecue. Zhan Zhao: I'll handle the meat. Gongsun Ce: I want a barbecue. Dynasty: I want to dip it. Mahan: I'll pay for the venue. Bao Zheng asked everyone cheerfully: What is this house built for? Gongsun Ce said: Of course, it is wrapped in black charcoal.

6. Many people like to pretend that they don't know this in their daily life. For example, when they sell waste products, they deliberately gather together to see the weight, and pretend to learn from others when they buy watermelons. I met such an interesting thing today. When I bought watermelon, I saw a big sister next to me professionally pick up half a watermelon and put it in her ear, listening while patting it. Brother hawker looked at her blankly for a while: Sister, my watermelon has been cut. Why are you still filming?

7. I remember one summer long ago, I followed my cousin to work at the construction site. The food at that time was really bad. That night after work, I made some tofu from the canteen and bean sprouts went back to the dormitory. No sooner had I finished eating than my cousin came and said that my cousin had gone out for dinner. I was so excited that I quickly threw the food into the trash can. I followed my cousin out of the door. My cousin said it was too hot in the room. Come out and eat something to cool off. ...

8. The female accountant in the company has always been very serious, so she won't resign ... The boss held a small meeting to see her off ... The boss said all kinds of polite words and boasted ... The accountant stood there all the time, smiling occasionally ... After the boss finished speaking, he said to her: Come on, let's say a few words ... Accountant: I'll just say one word! Accountant: Boss, you didn't give me the breakfast and money I brought you last time!

9. My buddy talked to his girlfriend for several years and never touched her. She said the first time was today's wedding night, and she finally got married. My buddy is very happy to see her in a wedding dress! The emcee said to him, now you can put it on for your beautiful bride. Put on the ring, take the left leg first, and then have a son, and vice versa! My buddy wants twins, so he has to jump over. Just then, his wife stopped him and said, lift your left leg, or it won't work!

10 The eldest son suddenly asked his grandfather: If we caught a few pandas in the early days of liberation, our family would be rich now! I followed: Yes, then I am a rich second generation. Dad: Come on, I used to eat bark and leaves to dig bamboo shoots myself, so I would let it compete with me for food. I've cooked it.