Chen Yongqiang's classic quotations and quotations

A collection of Chen Yongqiang’s classic quotations

1. You can put all those show-offs who pretend to be cool and cute all day long but don’t know how to arm their brains with knowledge, into big trucks, and then go fill the ravines! You said that a girl with a pair of big breasts relies on that thing to shoot some flat models. She doesn’t know the basic use of that thing. It is used to breastfeed children. Do you know how many children in China have no milk to eat? Do you have to drink poison to quench your thirst and drink the "melamine" produced by Sanlu? Some even have their butts bare. The ones with bare butts are monkeys and animals. What’s more, monkeys seem to be born with a sense of shame. They have grown hair all over their bodies, probably to cover up something, and they still don’t pluck a hair out. If you don’t believe it, you Try plucking a hair on it and it will get angry with you! These people are different. Not only is she not in a hurry, she also smiles for the camera. He NND.

2. My cousin asked me if he wanted to run for student union cadre, and I said no. He said that you were the President of the Student Union back then. I said that it was not easy for me as the President of the Student Union. I had done countless dirty jobs, organized countless activities, contradicted the leaders, flattered, and ran errands for the previous president. Please After dinner. He said, what do you think of the student union? I don’t think it’s bullshit. A student's bounden duty is to study. If there is a cadre behind the student, the lower body will direct the brain. At this point, I would like to make some suggestions: 1. Student union cadres should position themselves correctly. Students’ bounden duty is to study. If you don’t study well, I advise you not to become a cadre. Moreover, student cadres are not cadres, but students. When you walk out of school, you are nothing. 2. Don’t think that following the teacher all day long will give you a sense of accomplishment. That’s just a trick. Even a mentally retarded person can do errands and chores. Don’t bully others with ulterior motives. During the study stage, students should have a clean spirit when they become cadres. 3. If your motivation for becoming a student union cadre is to gain benefits, such as getting a bunch of flashy honorary certificates, I advise you to commit suicide as soon as possible. People must have real talents and practical studies, and the inner world supported by these things will collapse sooner or later. 4. Training your ability is even more nonsense. It is easy to lose yourself and fail to recognize yourself clearly.

3. Girls who show off their wealth are ignorant. Show off food, drink, clothes... After the mental defense collapsed, he started to show off his father and fight for his father. Your looks are inferior to others, your talent, shyness and ability are inferior to others. Under such circumstances, if you don't show off, you will lose your quality. The extremely empty inner world has no employees except for the multinational cosmetics company where it is placed. So you put on makeup as hard as you can, revealing your chest and back, and your hair is red and silky. Brother Qiang will know that your flowers have bloomed at a glance.

4. If I had known that the honor of "three good students" is an honor monopolized by high-ranking officials such as the chairman of the graduate student union and can be self-proclaimed, I should not have filled in that day. The so-called application form, I really acted like a soy sauce man, and promised my roommates that I would use 500 yuan bonus to treat them to a feast, haha, just laugh it off. Although I am very angry, want to lose my temper, and want to argue, I can also quickly figure something out. You must know that parallel imports are always put on the shelves first! This is an unspoken law manifested in the marketization of schools under the impact of the market economy. As a graduate student, you shouldn't devote yourself to studying all day long, and you should also learn to lick the teacher's ass. It's all because I never get close to you. Of course these things are commonplace and can be laughed off, but it still feels really fucked!

5. Someone told me that if he were as tall as me, he would be invincible when it comes to women. I said I am not invincible with my height. He said it was because of my stupidity. I don't understand why Chinese girls have to pay attention to height when choosing a partner. Height does not necessarily indicate good health. As far as I know, the elites in society are all little people! Girls in China, please give small men the dignity they deserve. Being tall does not necessarily mean that you can shoulder greater responsibilities!

6. Master's students are all semi-literate. Don't think that those boys who look sunny and handsome are all talented people. Most of them are "bastards" and "parallel imports" who don't know anything about anything.

The attractive ones are those little guys with apologetic looks who have real talents and learning; don’t think that those girls who dress up and show off their charm and sexiness have any talents. Most of them are extraneous second-guesses and idiots. Look at the ones who have connotation and temperament. Missing, because they are either sitting in the study room or squatting in the laboratory!

7. You can’t help but hate a girl who talks nonsense and treats swearing as a sexual activity. Just as men are called cool when they have hair, and women are disgusted when they have hair!

8. Standing out from the crowd, the crane is more miserable than the chicken.

9. When a person wants something, his thoughts and behaviors will be involuntarily deformed. After deformation, he will definitely pay a price. When he pays the price, he will find that the price he paid is more than the price of the thing he originally wanted. Be high.

10. It is not a bad thing for a man to get hurt. It is probably just a mark and testimony left by a certain woman.

11. Without knowledge, you can only walk on the catwalk or set up a street stall.

12. Studying for a Ph.D. is also starting a business.

13. People should care about other people’s evaluations, because being a human being requires scruples and bottom lines.

14. Behind a successful man, there is a relatively excellent woman. This excellence has nothing to do with her appearance, but is connected with her connotation.

15. Jeremy Lin’s success can be summarized in three points: (1) Controlling the situation does not rely on speed, but rhythm; (2) Assisting others also achieves oneself; (3) Men cannot say no, Take action when it's time to take action.

16. Details defeat love, theory determines success or failure.

17. Many people who understood New Oriental eventually left New Oriental. No one said New Oriental was bad, and no one said it was bad to leave.

18. Men who cannot support themselves after the age of 25 are all second generation parasites.

19. A man who is used to letting his shoulders down is no different from kicking his legs.

20. The typical employee mentality of people who do as much work as they get paid.

21. If people lose their rationality and self-control, what is the difference between humans and animals?

22. Jeremy Lin is in danger! Sister Feng's requirements at that time were: He should be 185cm or above, and Jeremy Lin is 191cm; education should be Tsinghua University or above, and Jeremy Lin should be a Harvard graduate; majoring in economics, which Jeremy Lin is; it would be best to live in a coastal city in New York, and Jeremy Lin lives in New York on the eastern coast of the United States. To sum up, Jeremy Lin fully meets the conditions! What's more important is: Sister Feng is in the United States now!

23. A master's degree student is a noble lady; if you are not knowledgeable, you will not be professional, you will not be able to succeed at a high level, and you will not be able to achieve at a low level.