Pee against the wind

This paper participates in seven major theme papers.

On April 21st of the lunar calendar, the second day of Grain Rain, the second child of Lao Zhao's family got into trouble again.

Early that morning, Lao Zhao got off the night shift, cut two Jin of pig's head meat in the canteen of the mine, and was carrying it home. When passing by the tobacco and liquor store in front of the mine, he bought a bottle of Niulanshan Erguotou and prepared to take a nap at home. I just went into the bike shed to push his 28 pole, but I was caught by the old money who looked at the bike shed.

"Lao Zhao, your Erchong has just been taken in by the monkey in the security department." Old Qian squinted at what Lao Zhao had in his hand. "Bear cake child!" Zhao Botao growled, not knowing whether to scold the intruder or the monkey. "Look at things." Lao Zhao locked the car again, threw the wine and meat into the basket and went straight to the security office.

Baigou Mine is a state-owned coal mine located in the middle of China, which is full of black gold and inclined shafts. High safety factor and low mining cost. Miners' lives have always been very moist. Lao Zhao is a worker in the ventilation area of the mine. Technically, he has two brushes, but he is stubborn. Lao Zhao has two sons. The boss is Zhao Dachuang, a 30-year-old bachelor. He works as a defense team member in the local police station and dares to do anything but good things. The second child, Zhao Erchuang, is still in the fourth grade of Mine Primary School, and he also studied with his brother. As the name implies, the monkey is fine and thin, and he is the director of the mine security department. His uncle is the director of the local police station. He has bullied many people. Zhao Dachuang and monkeys are natural enemies. Because of the director's uncle, the monkey has been holding Zhao Dachuang down. However, the monkey can't get half a dime for fighting alone, so this boy is always picking on Er Chuang.

Lao Zhao ran snorted to the interrogation room of the Security Section, and saw Er Chuang crouching in the corner holding his head shivering, tearing several holes in his coat. The monkey is holding a pigskin and humming a tune to wipe his shiny black rubber baton.

"Monkey, you little bastard, let my son go." After Lao Zhao shouted, he found another person sitting in the interrogation room-Zhao Dachuang. Zhao Dachuang blinked when he saw his father coming. Lao Zhao silently walked to the corner to see his son.

Zhao Dachuang took out his cigarette and handed it to the monkey with both hands, grinning all over his face. "Monkey King, my brother is not sensible. You have many adults. Your business is my business in the future. "

The monkey glanced sideways at Dachong, missed the cigarette, took a sip of tea, lowered his eyelids and said, "Dachong, it's not that my brother didn't help, it's that Erchuang did something really amazing. This case is registered in the mine and the police station, which is not easy to handle. "

"Monkey King work miracles, ok? It's not just a question of your words. At night, I make a hullabaloo about, call my uncle ... "

"Don't come to this set, it is related to national security and can't be brothers."

National security? Hearing this, Lao Zhao rushed to the monkey's desk and slapped the desktop with a bang. "Monkey, you son of a bitch, are you a bigger fart child?"

"Chen, uncle don't believe me. Look at what this is. " The monkey held down Lao Zhao and patted a string of firecrackers on the table.

"Ray ... detonator!" Lao Zhao was so surprised that his chin almost fell off.

"This is Erchuang stolen from the dangerous goods warehouse in the mine. There were less than 200 pieces in the warehouse last month, and we are checking. Theft and possession of detonators will be punished. Even if Erchuang is under 14 years old and does not bear criminal responsibility, this case cannot be withdrawn. " The monkey looked at Lao Zhao proudly.

"Xiong Haizi, it's for you." Lao Zhao jumped up and slapped two people with a big mouth.

"I didn't steal it, so I peed next to the warehouse." Erchuang wiped the bloodshot corners of his mouth and muttered bitterly.

"Dare to deny it." The monkey hit Erchuang on the head with a stick.

Lao Zhao doesn't like it. His son can beat him by himself, but no one can. So he grabbed the monkey's baton, then he lifted it, and the monkey lay on the ground, humming for a long time. Erchuang looked at this situation and slipped out of the interrogation room like a loach.

Erchuang doesn't know what happened in the interrogation room. He just ran aimlessly until he reached a wheat field. At this time, the wheat has already headed, and the wheat awn is just a powerful time. It is both rigid and flexible, and Er Chuang's hands and ankles are covered with blood.

"Quack." A frog croaked from Erchuang's foot. Erchuang looked down and saw a green frog jumping up and down with bulging eyes, and one hind leg was being trampled by Erchuang. Even if he doesn't know how to farm, Erchuang knows that there are no frogs in dry fields.

Erchuang picked up the frog and continued to run. He felt that the derrick in the mine behind him poked him like a monster's horn. If he runs slower, he will end up like a kebab on the roadside. I don't know what I tripped over, but I fell and hit my head on a big poplar tree by the roadside. The whole tree is shaking, and catkins are floating enchanting.

"Little brother, you trampled the old woman to death." An average-looking middle-aged woman is sitting under a tree, looking straight at Erchuang. The morning in Grain Rain is still chilly. The woman wore only a thin coat and shook like a sparrow for three or nine days.

"Aunt, I'm sorry, I didn't see you." Erchuang is not so polite at ordinary times. I just wanted to open my mouth and scold a few words to vent my anger, but I was afraid that this woman would touch porcelain, so I had to hold my breath and soften it first. After all, it seems that I really stepped on something just now.

"Hey? Dry field chicken. " When the woman saw the frog in Erchuang's hand, her attention was completely attracted. "Little brother, you are a good thing. Dried chicken can cure diseases. "

"You want to take it, it's okay. I'm leaving. " Erchuang is so tired that he is too lazy to talk nonsense with this woman. He dropped the frog and began to run.

"Little brother, don't worry about that embarrassing thing. Remember, you must go against the wind when you pee." The woman suddenly came up with this sentence and took a frog to the mine.

"psycho." Erchuang scolded 1, keep running, run on the railway, and get on the bus to pull coal and go far away. This is what Dachuang told him. A few years ago, Dachuang stole cars and evaded tickets and went to many places. Erchuang has always been greedy. A train full of coal spewed black smoke and slowly passed Erchuang. Second, when the time is right, get up and lie on the coal pile. Looking at the white belly of the fish on the horizon, Erchuang began to recall what happened before.

In the middle of the night, Erchuang was awakened by thirst, got up to find water to drink, and found that the water at home was too hot to go down. The water pipe was intermittent and stopped long ago. It suddenly occurred to me that I had two eldest sons in my pocket, and I wanted to buy a bottle of soda at the canteen that was open all night at the mine gate. Erchuang lives in a worker's village in the east of the mine. It's a long way to the mine door along the road, but Erchuang knows there is a path. As long as he climbs over the low wall, he will soon reach the mine gate.

Second, rush over the wall and walk with one foot deep and one foot shallow. When passing by the warehouse, he heard an unusual sound, mixed with the roar of mining machinery, which was particularly strange. It is a rhythmic tremor from the human throat, wrapped in the most primitive and pure impulse, impacting the eardrum. Erchuang is no stranger to this kind of voice. Sometimes, Dachang will not know where to get back a video player, invite a few friends and watch videos in the room with the door locked. The sound can be heard from beginning to end. Every time I heard it, Erchuang felt numb all over. He tried to sneak into the room several times to find the source of the sound, but he was beaten by Daben. Even so, the sound will still get into the dreams of two rushes, and then jabber out a series of stories.

Erchuang approached the warehouse, gently approached the window that made the noise, and looked at the lights in the opposite factory building through the glass. Ear window saw, saw ... saw two shining bodies, like two fish, wriggling themselves. Erchuang felt a burst of urine ... at this moment, Erchuang suddenly got a sap on his head and fell unconscious on the ground.

When Erchuang woke up, he found himself lying beside the coal pool of the coal washing plant in the mine. The monkey squatted by the pool, smoking a cigarette, shaking his baton and squinting. Erchuang felt wet and sticky in his crotch, and then he was dragged into the interrogation room of the safeguard section in a daze.

Er Chuang, lying on the coal truck, carefully recalled everything he saw outside the warehouse at night. These two fish seem a little familiar, and when I think about it, I feel a burst of urine. So he stood up, unbuttoned his pants, took out his penis, and prepared to fire at the emerging sun ... The train accelerated, and the air was mixed with cinders, which made Erchuang's cheeks ache, but Erchuang forgot this. He suspected that he was ill and peed three feet against the wind on weekdays. Erchuang was panting and sweating, fiddling with the lifeblood of pride, and his urine was getting thicker and thicker.

The wind has changed, and the train that was originally traveling with the wind suddenly went against the wind, and the cinder on the train was lifted higher, as if it had spirituality and was drawn to the lifeblood of Erchuang. With the roar of Erchuang, a milky white thing like thick phlegm flew away against the wind. Erchuang fell on the coal pile with relief, twitched twice and shouted, "It's so comfortable to pee against the wind."

The wind seems to have stopped and the speed of the car has slowed down. Erchuang went to bed contentedly. The late spring sun shone warmly on him. In the dream, he turned into a fish and swam to the dark sea.

A few kilometers away, on the balcony of a tube-shaped building, a piece of glass of the fully sealed plastic-steel window was completely broken, and a pair of women's underwear drying on the balcony was stained with snot-like stains. A young woman stuck her head out of the balcony door with disheveled hair and sleepy eyes, saw broken glass on the ground and muttered, "What did the dead monkey do?" The window was smashed again. " Probably feeling a little cold, she rubbed her arm, took off her underwear and turned into the house.

On April 22nd of the lunar calendar, the third day of Grain Rain, the second boy of Lao Zhao's family disappeared.

The day before, Lao Zhao's fight with monkeys in the security section spread all over the mine. In the afternoon, Lao Zhao recorded a demerit, deducted a half-year bonus and compensated the monkey for medical expenses of 5,000 yuan. In the evening, Dachuang invited the monkey and his uncle, as well as the leaders of the mine, to have a stroll in the best restaurant in the city. During the dinner, the monkey killed everyone, drank a lot of wine, went to the hospital that night, and paid the monkey a few yuan in medical expenses with great fanfare. The matter came to an end, and it was not until dinner the next day that Lao Zhao discovered that Erchuang had disappeared.

Erchuang has never been home since he ran out of the security section the day before. Lao Zhao is used to staying overnight, and the boy will always appear at the dinner table on time the next night. But this time, Lao Zhao vaguely felt that something was wrong.

In the afternoon, Erchuang's body was found in a power plant more than ten kilometers away from Baigou Mine. The day after the train unloaded coal, the power plant sampler was stunned when sampling in the coal yard. That night, Lao Zhao and Dachuang took back Er Chuang's body, and the mine and power plant did Lao Zhao's ideological work and lost some money to make peace.

Erchuang's body was cremated early this morning. Erchuang's penis could not be pressed down before entering the incinerator. Finally, it had to be exposed and wrapped in white cloth to set up a small tent. When she went down to the field, Erchuang's mother cried her eyes out. When she got home, she was nervous and always wanted to go far away to get Erchuang back. Later, Erchuang's mother disappeared. Some people say that someone saw her throw herself into the river in the middle of the night, but no one was alive or dead. The police reported a missing person.

The following year, just after Grain Rain, the monkey daughter-in-law was pregnant for twelve months and finally gave birth to a son, which looked very gratifying. The monkey breathed a sigh of relief. It's three months past the due date. Who can not worry? In the evening, the guests who came to congratulate were sent away, and the monkey sat outside the ward, smoking a cigarette and wondering what name to give the child. In the smoke, the monkey strolled to the edge of the flower bed at the hospital gate, and a green frog squatted on the back of the flower bed bench, cooing. The monkey seemed to understand the frog's song: "This boy is the best, he pees ten miles against the wind, gung …" The frog sang a song and jumped up in the long jump. The monkey woke up. He is still sitting outside the ward, and his cigarette butt has burned his finger.

There was a child crying in the ward, and the monkey got up to look. The daughter-in-law's hospital bed is empty, and the child is crying in the small bed next to it. The monkey clumsily picked up the baby and kept shaking, but the crying still didn't stop. He untied the baby and the diaper was dry. Suddenly, the monkey saw the child's penis move, and quickly picked up the child and approached the urinal. After waiting for a long time, nothing happened, and the child was still crying. The monkey ran out of the ward with the child in her arms. The child stopped crying when he saw the stars in the sky. He reached out and grabbed his penis. A night wind swept, and a stream of urine spewed out from the child's penis, drawing a beautiful arc in the wind and scattered in the starlight all over the sky.

"It's really comfortable to pee against the wind."