Blue Ocean Hotel Chengde

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I hope the landlord likes it

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Introduce a few articles first.

Crossing class: 1. Empty Wan Li.

Copywriter She is also a good girl who received advanced education in the 20th century. Even though she never wanted to contribute her life to the motherland, she didn't have the selfless spirit of Uncle Lei Feng, and she didn't have the advanced thoughts of * * *.

Well, she admits that she still owes her two months' tour fee, but ... but it's not worth doing this to her. She was sent back to feudal society to enjoy life imprisonment for class struggle.

Mamma Mia, it is necessary to teach her vividly why everyone should sing socialism.

Now, it's okay to go to the enemy's house and work for them in class struggle. Put up with the faces of wives and concubines from time to time. It turns out that the textbook says that Zhu Men's wine stinks. God, she vowed to love history from today. Can you ask her to go back ...

Alas, alas, alas, this is the August 8th bullied by Yongzheng.

She looked up at him and said, "Would you stop chopping off my head ..."

He looked down at her: "Will you stop pulling my pants ..."

... she is innocent, please believe her ... Amen. ...

2. Kiss the princess and finish the last article "Cherish the people in front of you"

The hostess was fascinated by Princess Zhou Furong. The hostess is the kind of person who can make trouble. She is a little smart and ambitious. Chengde and the hostess are the funniest together, a pair of stooges. . .

3. Love is just a word

I'm Su Xiaoxiao, the copywriter. I just rushed out of the college entrance examination yesterday, and I was drunk and sent to ancient times. Before the ass is hot, it will be wrapped and married, becoming a bride in ancient costume, or marrying a fucking general. Bah, I almost forgot that my ancient version of my father is a rich representative who married 18 wives. I don't want to marry anyone in this age! No, I must save myself. I can't build my super adaptability. Where can I live? Hmm. How interesting ...

Let's wait and see.

4. Song of Peach Blossoms

Gentle and handsome neighbor eldest brother, secretly in love for several years, is about to get married. Xie Huaimin, a lovelorn classmate, held the idea of breaking the jar and breaking the fall, and spoke by taking the elevator with him. But life is so wonderful that the elevator will lose weight in the next second.

When Xiao Xie opened her eyes again, her world was completely turned upside down. The little black girl in the mirror is her new identity. The fairy said that there is something wrong with the system of life, you can wait.

When will this wait?

Bored Xiao Xie began her satirical journey like this-

5. The more, the better.

Copywriting in ancient time and space. I thought I could finally be Mi Chong with peace of mind, but I didn't think it was mom and dad. I am helpless, so I have to work hard on my own.

"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more the better! "

"What did you say!" Someone is on the edge of the hurricane.

"Ha ha!" Smiling guiltily, "My body is' my husband only needs a good one'."

6. Crossing and anti-crossing are over.

The copy is well written, the girl is beautiful, and the treasure is in hand.

After crossing the Tianshan Mountains and entering Longtan, you will be entangled in peerless martial arts.

Cross well, swim in rivers and lakes, and swim in the deep palace. Listen to me about Chinese and foreign history.

Easy to cross, the protagonist has a good life, no ability, or it can be Wei Xiaobao!

Good crossing, good supporting role, proficient in eighteen martial arts, blind people always rely on the protagonist ~

Under the guidance of the golden rule, both singing and dancing and writing poems should be given consideration. Remember the principle of casting a wide net and focusing on training. Come on, let's pass it!

Quite a classic funny crossing text

7. The chef is embarrassed _ Author: Su Su

Almost every time I read Su Su's article, my mouth twitches a few times. Then I couldn't help laughing until my cheeks cramped. So when I first saw the words "an embarrassed chef", I just glanced calmly, but when I saw the author "Su Su", my eyes lit up, and the whole person got excited and couldn't wait to finish reading it.

The beginning of the story is actually very dull, as always, crossing the route, but the name of the hostess is a bit irritating-there are no birds in the forest. The hostess is indeed as the name suggests. Born into a family of famous chefs, she is an idiot who can't afford to cook instant noodles. More unfortunately, the new home through is actually a declining family of famous chefs. Confused, there is no bird to undertake the important task of improving mother's life and revitalizing the family. As soon as she puts it on, she will take part in the Lins' chef selection contest. So when Wuniao calmly took two packages of Master Kong's expired instant noodles and a Maybelline lipstick to participate in the competition when crossing, he made an instant noodle lipstick soup called "Flaming Red Lips" fiercely. Seeing this, my mouth twitched at the same time as that man. This shows that Lin Wuyao, the hostess, is a super cheeky person with an invincible nervous system. It is precisely because of this character that no bird has survived several times in the subsequent danger. She still doesn't know it and still feels good about herself. -_-||||| Then the development clue of the story is just like what Su Su summarized at the beginning-a crossing of very ha Pi. Then Wuniao, as the royal chef, deeply attracted the royal chef Miao and the four sons of the emperor, and produced one interesting story after another ~ ~

Of course, there is nothing too refreshing about this theme, but Su Su's language description is very funny, and trivial things are written by her, which makes people laugh. Especially the dialogue between characters is extremely funny and incisive, which makes people laugh to death. If you are tired of touching drama, you might as well watch What's wrong with the cook, which is definitely the best choice for a change of mood and a relaxed smile. ~(@^_^@)~

8.

I want to go with you.

Su Ling (Mo), Cheng Ran, Yu Wen, Yu Mei, Chu Xiao, Chen Sixuan and Chen Sijing.

I want to go with you.

Mo declaration: handsome and affectionate male pigs, hold on, the beautiful and lovely one among the absolute beauties will come to save you! Let's go

I have always liked such a girl, a little clever and confused, a little selfish and cunning, but cute and kind. Laugh if you want, and cry if you want. I can love a person all my life, hate a person to death, and I won't let go if I choose.

It's a very funny work. Mo Xiao Lou is very cute ~ ~ ~ and the words are good.

Ps are funny, not humorous. I often laugh when I watch it.

9. I looked at the stars and sang with seven nails

Cao, a newcomer

Just a novel. This is just a love novel. It's just a light-hearted love novel. It's just a vivid novel in the author's mind. This woman, not a fairy, laughed and scolded, because she had to follow her heart. This man, not a god, suppressed her heart and controlled her feelings because he didn't meet true love. Maybe it's plain, maybe it's thin, just a smile. In an echo, there is a shadow of the song of nature, which is enough. Please pay special attention before reading the article. This article tells the story of an ancient modern woman's re-education and secondary growth. There are no omnipotent women, no elegant women, no ancient women, and no women who graduated from British girls' schools. Please be careful!

Female n male:

1. "Half-naked Jiangshan" Author: Xiao Yu Qing Daxin (a female N male, end)

Content abstract: Jiangshan, what are your plans when you get rich? "

I thought for a moment and said seriously, "If I get rich, I'm sure I can find more than a dozen handsome men with different charms, all of whom stripped off their clothes in front of my eyes. Everyone has two small fruits hanging on his chest, his legs are full of temptation, his hips are elastic, and there are birds with different colors! Curved and flexible bending, posing all kinds of sultry shapes! Then ... Hey hey hey ... "

Jiang Mi's eyes lit up and asked, "Then what?"

My eyes lit up with excitement. I said, "Then … then … draw a picture of a naked man walking a bird!" " "

After seeing more than one woman, the heroine can do anything. However, the erotic description of the semi-naked country is almost embellished, paying attention to the plot and the psychology of the characters, and it is very humorous. People can't stop, they worship the author too much. The heroine has met many excellent leading men, but it doesn't mean that she can dominate others omnipotently, but that she communicates with each other emotionally. The heroine's personality is a little self-centered and strong. She will do her best to repay others' kindness, but it is definitely not a simple man's character. She just wants someone to accompany her, but others will never give up on her. Almost all relationships used to be dominated by men, but now they have changed.

With him are:

2. Eight husbands [complete] Author: Zhang Lian. Textfile (textfile)

Looking at him, he turned his head and said, "I don't know." "How could I not know? By the way, I must have been taking care of my children in the backyard, and I didn't have a chance to get in touch with the girls outside. Hey, my wife kept you. When you go back to the academy this time, go out with your Nangong master and meet the girls outside. " I looked at him, but he still turned to me. It was a long time before he said, "Oh." Spring has finally arrived. Like Xiao Jiu's face, it turns red in the sun. This article is YY+ Lei Wen+embarrassed, be careful! ! ! /kloc-under the age of 0/8, I consciously bypassed the man and took seven handsome husbands. The youngest is only six years old. Who is so inhuman? ! Wait ... these seven people are untouchable, so what are you doing here? Take them all off! Take it off! ... this article is YY+ Levin+embarrassed, be careful! ! ! /kloc-under the age of 0/8, I consciously bypassed the man and took seven handsome husbands. The youngest is only six years old. Who is so inhuman? ! Wait ... these seven people are untouchable, so what are you doing here? Take them all off! Take it off! …

3. Dragon Palace Author: small fish and big heart

What's wrong with having several men? ! !

Go ahead! Is there a problem? Is there a problem? ! !

I admit that I am a bit overbearing and grumpy, and I like being the boss!

I prefer to ravage villains ... hehe ...

But who stipulates that women have a pair of jade legs,

Can only be wrapped around a man's waist for life? ! !

You said, I am yours!

Then let's see who this person is!

Twenty-five years, I don't have a man!

4. April's "I'm afraid the world is not chaotic", the author is happy.

Dumped for the first time.

I cried and understood a truth: snot is salty.

Being dumped for the second time.

I smiled and understood a philosophy: men are mean.

Dumped for the third time.

I said, "I have always been very serious about relationships, so when you get married, remember to indicate divorce in the column of marital status."

Being dumped for the fourth time.

I said, "Men are like shoes, but they dragged me on a cheap trip to the flea market. Now, your smelly shoes are automatically removed from the shelf, which is also a pity to take care of my depression that I can't wear high heels for several days. "

Being dumped for the n th time. He said, "Please be merciful and let me live!" Who is a soldier and who is a robber? The explosion started!

Jiang Mi is one of the most contradictory women in Daxin's works. Said she was confused. She is sometimes smart, and when she is confused, she is informal. But if you underestimate her because of this, be careful. Don't forget, she is a master of tricks. She looks honest and dull (of course, this is before her appearance changes), but she is actually smart and cunning, deceiving the dead without paying for her life; Suppose she is really smart and stubborn to the point of stupidity; (Please see the event she wants to cross. She wants to be a low-key person, but she tends to splash la with words and bold style. Often inexplicably involved in some dangerous events, but it happened that luck was surprisingly good. This article follows Daxin's humorous writing style, and Daxin's article has another feature, that is, there are many beautiful men and each has its own characteristics.

Urban funny class:

1. Before and after marriage (formerly known as _ please support me)

Copywriter: Have you seen king of comedy? Do you know what a man is? I'm so fucking poor that I have no food to do, and I have the courage to shout to the girl I like: I support you!

Therefore, Cheng firmly believes that the one who relies on her family is not a man, but a real debt collection gigolo!

This is a small white composition, which contains many shocking fragments and dog blood plots, so students who are demanding should move to avoid causing trouble to each other. Really funny! ! !

2. Meet the best man

Copywriting: 2 1 century, what is missing most? talent

What is the most important thing in 2 1 century? Leftover women; 3 female

How can leftover women meet the best man in the city, and how can BT not love? Please read this article.

3. Just cross the bridge.

This article is a timid woman who is afraid of heaven, ghosts and death. In a word, she is afraid of everything. She met a man with a black belly, a black heart, a black face and a black hand, which led to a tangled story of chasing after me, hiding from you, being strong and weak.

Ye canoe (timid): Uncle, uncle, big brother, you are my paradise and my land. As long as you let me live, I pray every day that you are as happy as the East China Sea and live longer than Nanshan. ...

Luo Qiao (sneer): Do you really think so?

Ye canoe (holding up three fingers): I am willing to swear to heaven!

Luo Qiao (chuckle): I remember you said I was your God.

Then swear to me.

Solemnly, the heroine of this article is a ninja turtle ~ extremely weak and neurotic, she is not a bump man, but she can't beat a little monster. If you want to see a strong hostess, don't throw bricks at me on behalf of the moon and ruin me ~ I am very fragile and tired, please read this article as an extremely boring little white crow, so you can be good to me ~

"The red flag does not fall, and the colorful flag flutters." I'm Su Su.

When my humble personality is sublimated and my personality is gradually leaving me, please don't accuse me of my dignified humanistic temperament. I know, at this moment, I am no longer from the earth!

4. Love O2O Gu Man

This is a warm article. The man and the woman met in an online game, but they are really classic. There are also days with the great god JQ.

5. high, diving

This article records the history of blood and tears of a small white flirt who was swallowed up by the black boss step by step. The listener is sad, and the listener tears, and tears are like walking on thin ice.

BL-like

These are all classic jokes in the classics.

1. Yan Huaixi-Smiling Cat

The leader once taught us: "It is beneficial for cadres to transfer places appropriately, mainly because they can get in touch with more people, learn more about the situation in another place, and be more cautious when things happen."

He added: "The purpose of cadre exchange is to train cadres."

I deeply understand this spirit, so I simply crossed the past and did a temporary job to exercise.

Our principle is clear: leaders must think, see, hear and do what they can't think, see, hear and do.

2. Passengers in time _ Mutu

Zhao Ailin, a junior, lost her memory again in an accidental fall. He always felt as if he had forgotten something important when he started his life again. Chu Ning, a primary school classmate who disagreed with him, came back from abroad and met him again. The little beast's sister likes Chuning, and Chuning seems to have a sweetheart. What the hell is going on here?

The novel is told in the form of a diary from the perspective of childhood.

It is worth mentioning that Zhao Ailin in the article has an unusually poisonous tongue, and even his views on things are novel and funny.

Coupled with warm and lovely family members and lively and cheerful friends, this article is easy and funny.

What's in memory?

3. Natural disasters become demon disasters _ Be careful

Painter Cui brought four graduate students: Chen, a scheming demon, is living with a ruthless trader Liang Tingchuan; Pei Xianghai, a naive bear, fell in love with the grumpy model at first sight; Playboy likes Tang dialect, but he knows nothing about Lin, a girl who has been possessed by ghosts since she was a child. Tian and have it both ways, the new good men, are all exquisite.

Huang Jiujiu, the doctor upstairs in Liang Tingchuan, is a timid hypocrite, but his life is disturbed by the top rogue Mai Tao. ...

A nest of snakes and mice are pests. When a tortoise meets a tortoise, author: Grace ~ ~

A story about the poisonous tongue attack of soft-shelled turtle and its promiscuity.

Small attack is awkward, narrow-minded and stubborn.

It's a bit like a pig who loves to be a bitch, a pervert and neurotic.

The story of thunder and dog blood, once again stressed: this is very unattractive to dogs and men, and some people are scared.

This paper has three points: no quality, no self-restraint and no depth.

For entertainment only, please click on the sexy little red fork in the upper right corner to escape.

4. Crazy people can't live.

Some fragments of the statement article "Don't be crazy, don't live" were "borrowed"

Parents learn from girls:

You have at least three questions:

First, I sent my nonsense to the editor of the orthodox literary world, and the result was exposed, which directly ruined my innocent, delicate and prosperous beautiful image among the people who don't like beauty.

Second, I will send my nonsense to your father, which will cause prejudice from the elders. Actually, I am kind.

Third, on a whim, I gave my husband a look at my nonsense. As a result, he insisted that he was the fat man, touched his plump belly and shouted to me from a distance: "am I fat?" ! "The strike as an excuse, so I wash the dishes tonight.

I think this matter is very serious. It shook my position as the number one leader in my family.

……

That's it. I will be forgiven.

5. Fried squid with mushrooms

An otaku with wife attributes, neat and eccentric, raised a husky as his son, occasionally 4 19, had two regular friends and lived a leisurely life. His neighbor is a crooked neck selling roasted squid. He is dirty, sloppy and full of anger, but he is actually a simple-minded idiot.

This is the story of two neighbors who don't like each other, from swearing to entanglement to love and killing each other. Only such trivial things as sesame seed skin are sweet from beginning to end. Thanks for joining us.

Myths are all great love.

1. Sweet honey is as heavy as frost (end of 2B)

[copywriting]

An incredible grape beauty, a burnt phoenix man, and a sparkling handsome fish. Plus a lead guest without love Dan.

Well ... actually, double practice of it is a performance art worthy of in-depth discussion.

The flowers are blooming and the windows are open, but why can't I see you?

I can see and hear you, but I can't say I love you.

……

Is there really an afterlife?

Then I want to be a flying butterfly.

A drop of ink will be scattered on the paper

A grain of weathered sand

……

2. "Sansheng Stone Three, Shili Peach Blossom".

All the ancient gods died, and now there are only dragons, phoenixes, nine-tailed white foxes and some descendants. Fox White has four sons and a daughter. The only child is good-looking, but she is just cannon fodder. To live to 140 thousand years is nothing more than meeting five peach blossoms.

A flower can't marry because of the alien, and her yearning is still in its infancy, which was terminated by Taohua's parents.

A flower mistakenly thought that she was a man and struggled with this broken arm. When a woman who looks similar to her appeared, she immediately ran away with someone else.

One was given to her by her parents themselves. When they came to their house, they took a fancy to her handmaid and they eloped.

A flower has a crush on her for 8 thousand years and dare not confess. When she summoned up the courage to confess, her ex-fiance's parents remarried her to make up for her.

Three of the first four peach blossoms have rotted, and the only one is the best, but it is just a flower in bud.

The last of these five peach blossoms is her destiny takes a hand's husband, Prince YeHua. Hatred and resentment are like clouds, and she regrets not meeting him in the best years.

Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good result.

The seven sons of the Tang dynasty and the big line are both classic star eyes. You can look at them.