How about IKEA Impression Hotel?

I've never seen such a bad hotel. The water inside is twice as expensive as the scenic spot, and the sound insulation effect is not generally poor. The waiter is in the sky and the work efficiency is extremely slow. There is no bathroom in the hall, and the waiter is awesome. Yes, just an elevator. The mirror of the elevator is broken and the ground is cracked. It's easy to hear the speech inside outside, but it's still selling * * *. Foreigners have more programs than domestic ones, and there are no computers and wireless networks. Ten dollars a bottle of water, really * * * is not ordinary black, the bed is disgusting, the bed stinks, the toilet is transparent, the place is small, Du Niang said four stars, damn it, nonsense with your eyes open, not a star. Don't be fooled, fellow traveler. If you don't believe me, ask in a local taxi. All the local brothers know that this hotel is different.