Bali Tourism Series: Come to Bali to be a local tyrant.

During the winter vacation before the epidemic, I reported a semi-self-help tour of Bali products in Tongcheng. Com, price 1.280 yuan, including double flight and accommodation. [yi tooth]

You may think that this must be a bad trip. Well, you are wrong, because you are here to be a local tyrant!

Guangzhou flies directly to Bali and arrives at Bali airport in the early morning. It is decorated with wrought iron and plastic, unique!

Goodway, our hotel, is it beautiful? You can come back and have a good rest when you are tired, and you can swim for free.

It is winter in our country, and it is rainy season there, just like our summer. So it's good to come here for a holiday in winter!

Come here and become a local tyrant in an instant. I found that I suddenly didn't learn math well, and I couldn't pinch my fingers for half a day when I checked out. [Covering your face] 1: 2000, one yuan is roughly equivalent to 2000 rupiah.

You can change at the airport when you get off the plane, or you can find a local guide to change.

Hotel buffet breakfast, the environment is speechless, even if you don't use the faucet, you can't drink the water directly. If it is salty, you should change the socket. Remember to buy one when you come.

Chinese food is also a buffet. Try everything, it's delicious, but I'm full anyway.

Then try the specialty of Bali-coffee.

Zhai coffee, as they say: really good red wine is without sprite, which is called spoiling. So good coffee is the same, nothing is added, only coffee.

Male coffee beans are round and female coffee beans are flat.

Drinking male coffee beans is like drinking green tea. Bitter and sweet, with little caffeine. Two cups a day will not affect sleep. What can't sleep is the ground powder of female coffee beans, which contains more caffeine, even if it is moderate, it will affect sleep, so male coffee is a first-class product.

Coffee with coconut essence and sugar is our habit.

Mother coffee, iced, Starbucks-grade, is only second-class, just add more coconut essence and sugar, and then add ice cream for quick freezing.

The third-class products are some broken coffee beans, which will be mixed with some better beans and ground into powder, so that they will not be drunk.

This is cat poop coffee, the best. This cat who specializes in eating coffee beans will find the best coffee beans to fill her stomach, but only digest the bean skin. Hard beans can't be digested, so they can only be pulled out, then manually found, shelled, cleaned, dried ... and become first-class products. Even if you buy it here, it costs 4 100 RMB 100 gram. Isn't that a little strange? The treasure pulled by animals can still be drunk in people's stomachs, and it is expensive to die.

After eating and drinking, go to two couples to order. It is said that a pair of affectionate lovers were opposed by their parents, and then they both jumped off a cliff and died for each other.

In this socialist country, politics and law are similar to those in China, but the marriage between men and women is extremely unfair. Locals can be polygamous, men drink coffee and chat every day, and women go out to work besides doing housework!

Have afternoon tea on this beautiful island. I haven't digested my lunch [covering my face].

It's terrible to have a barbecue at Kimbaland Sea for dinner. Indonesia's staple foods: grilled fish, grilled noodles, grilled shrimp, grilled crabs, grilled bananas ... it seems that there is nothing that can't be baked, and it seems that they can't do anything except barbecue. My acne is also baked and my tonsils are inflamed. [Tears streaming down her face] [Yi tooth]

You are not afraid of being hungry when you come to Bali. Three afternoon teas a day [covering your face] is a fixed pattern. Actually, for me, the food is beautiful enough, and every dining environment is so unique!

Friends, do you think you are here to be a local tyrant? Eat, drink and be merry, and the most important thing is a full sense of security-a bulging wallet. [yi tooth]