There is a joke that when serving, a dish is a turtle. Some people say that the leader moved, and then the bastard. The leader gave points, and the waiter said there were seven people and six people.

A leader led a team of eight people to check the work at the grassroots level? At noon, I was arranged to eat in a luxury hotel. In midsummer Is the leader thirsty? So he ordered the waiter? "tea." The waiter dare not neglect? Hurriedly pointed to the person sitting "check"? " 1、2、3、4?" Everybody laugh? The leader pointed to the teacup again and said with emphasis? "pour the tea." "Oh?" The waiter smiled shyly? Just "look up" "8、7、6?" Does the leader think this little waiter is playing dumb? Can't help looking sad? "What are you counting?" "I am a dog." The waiter said loudly. "I mean, what are you? What does it not belong to? Isn't this irritating? Call your manager? " The restaurant manager stood not far from the private room? Hear the leader speak loudly? I hurried over. When you enter the room, you know that the waiter said something wrong? So I made a smiling face to the leader first? And apologize? "Do you forgive me? She's young? Not sensible? This shows that we usually pay insufficient attention to service work? The waiter's business technology is poor? " The person in charge at the grass-roots level who accompanied him asked loudly? "the manager? We asked her what to count. She said she was a dog? Don't you think so? " "all right? Okay？ I'll check it right away? " The manager turned and left? Come back soon? "Report all? I asked the personnel department? Is she really a dog? " See everyone look surprised? Is the manager in a hurry? "She 18 years old this year? Is it really a dog? " The leader turned blue with anger. Isn't it good for grassroots leaders to see big things? Afraid that the more you say, the more mistakes you make? Just shout? "Are you okay? Okay？ Why not serve first? " The restaurant manager was relieved? Ran out. Soon? There are seven plates and eight plates on the mat. The person in charge at the grass-roots level politely pokes the glans in the dish with chopsticks? Say? "Come? Leadership change? Did the leader move? " A circle of people looked at each other? I want to laugh but I dare not. Does the leader know that he means no harm? Casual clothes don't get angry? Picked up a spoon and filled a spoonful of turtle soup? Say? "all right? Please feel free. " The person in charge at the grass-roots level immediately said politely, "Turtles want soup"? The leader almost spit out the soup on the spot. Wine lead three rounds? The atmosphere is slowly improving. Will the soup come out at this time? What is round? Someone asked the waiter? "Young lady? What is this? " Is the waiter busy answering? "It's an asshole." Everyone was surprised? "all right? You give it to everyone? " Is the waiter busy answering? "Bad points? Eight people and seven assholes. " Everyone eats soybeans like a rooster and gets stuck in his throat.