2022 Exquisite Collection of Humor in Praise of Your Beautiful Sentences

2022 Praise your beautiful sentences 1 1. Everyone's inferiority is my greatest happiness!

2. Why do you feel deep when you are shallow?

You can only get used to a beautiful person like me.

I am often blinded by my beauty, but I can't kiss myself.

Being a girl needs knowledge, and being a woman needs experience, so as to have a fine life!

6. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

7. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

8. I hope every woman can be loyal to her heart. Even if you are temporarily forced by other choices and can't do anything for your own needs, don't think that your thoughts are unimportant, because sooner or later you will embark on this road of finding yourself. When you always see and remember your own needs, don't live for others, and don't restrict others from living for yourself, there will be a free space in front of you, so when any opportunity arises.

9. A handsome guy like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

10. Women know that love requires ability. Women know that happiness always needs to fall in love with themselves before they can love the people they love. Then, let the person you love fall in love with yourself.

1 1. From now on, keep a low profile and mysterious, and never mention your handsome.

12. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

13. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

14. I am so handsome that I smell like shit! Flowers stink, too

15. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

16. I wake up by myself every morning.

17. Whenever I think that I am handsome, I can't help crying.

18. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

19. Let me see who is spreading charm. Oh, it's me.

20. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

Praise your beautiful sentences, humorous exaggerations, 2 2 1. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

22. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me handsome behind my back and say I look good. Are you bored? Who doesn't know?

23. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

24. I am handsome, with thin eyes and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

25. I heard that getting married is super cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for one dollar. Let me treat you.

26. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

27. They all say I am awesome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!

28. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

29. The international face is universal.

30. I laughed when someone said I was beautiful. As a result, they said I smiled more beautifully.

3 1. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

32. You can't go back if you can.

A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

34. Moonlight, accompanied by sadness, quietly came to my heart.

35. There are no shortcomings except being handsome. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good ~! ! !

36. I have thought it over thoroughly.

37. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

38. It's really hard to forget someone. After four years as an undergraduate and three years as a graduate student in Tsinghua, I still can't forget her leaning on my shoulder.

39. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems that water flows for years.

40. Some people say I am beautiful, but I didn't find out who leaked the news all night.

Praise your beautiful sentences, humorous exaggerations, 3 4 1. Don't worship me too much, in fact, I worship myself very much.

42. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

43. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.

I know that beauty is guilty, but I have been guilty.

46. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my beautiful face?

47. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

48. It is generally 8 yuan to take a taxi to work. After the taxi arrived today, the master insisted on taking me 13. It's really a pity. I asked him angrily why he wanted so much! The master was also very excited and answered me loudly-what happened when you were so beautiful and Lao Tzu charged you five dollars more! What he said is so reasonable that I am speechless.

49. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through my life.

50. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

5 1. Mom hurried out and trotted all the way, accidentally meeting an old lady waiting to give birth in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady took her mother and said kindly; Son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child.

52. Grandpa has been suffering from glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it is a human or a dog from a meter away. But when I appeared in front of him, the old man looked at himself with tears in his eyes and said that he didn't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless troubles.

I want to be a man in my next life and then marry a beautiful woman like me.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

I'm so scared when I walk alone at night. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

56. I know I am beautiful, but I am really a little too beautiful.

There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up.

58. Today, my friend invited me to play chess. Actually, I can't play chess at all. I ate him with my handsomeness from the beginning. What did you do when your friend was in a daze? I said handsome enough to fly.

59. Women should not only live exquisitely, but also live beautifully.

60. I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven and practiced martial arts at the age of nine. 65,438+02 years old, you can pick up girls. I know everything about astronomy and geography above, but I know little about it below. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. I am kind-hearted and helpful. When I was in primary school, my Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "beautiful brother", and I was confused. The deskmate secretly handed it to Xiao.

2022 euphemistically and implicitly praised his beautiful short sentences.

2022 euphemistically and implicitly praised his beauty (I) 1. I've been suffering from the handsomeness I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.

Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to look handsome.

A handsome guy like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

4. A MM once asked me; Do you think you are handsome? I said; Not handsome. Results MM cried and said; I lied to her.

I have been suffering from the beauty that I shouldn't have at this age, so I am tired.

6. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!

7. I hope I can live a sober life and live for myself. Be a positive and happy person every day and cheer for yourself.

You really look like a heavenly girl, with your face on the ground first. ...

9. The weather is fine today. This is a good day to go out and release some beautiful gases.

10. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two more Chinese and kill him.

1 1. Lack is better than abuse. Don't rob a man just because you are lonely. It's unfair and irresponsible to you and him.

12. I once participated in a world lying contest and won the first prize because I said; I'm not beautiful!

13. I secretly tell you that I am actually very handsome!

14. I am stuck in your list, and I exude beauty without saying anything.

15. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

16. A beautiful person like me can only get used to it.

17. Some things turn for the better in a lifetime.

18. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this beautiful face.

19. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

20. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

2022 euphemistically and implicitly praised his beauty (Chapter II) 2 1. Pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, fearing that what happened will never happen.

22. Mom hurried out and trotted all the way, accidentally meeting an old lady waiting to have a baby in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady took her mother and said kindly; Son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child.

Because of my beauty, I can't sleep every night.

24. The international face is universal.

25. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

26. Hold your hand and drag your child away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

27. Rank your grades. Your ugliness ranks first, and my beauty ranks casually.

28. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

29. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

30. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

3 1. Your girlfriend and I have similar personalities. I ask my husband to put in a good word for me every day.

32. They all say I am awesome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!

As we all know, the value of China people depends on four people, using a mobile phone to support Takeshi Kaneshiro, Yu Yan of Eddie Peng Yuyan, you and me.

People who say I'm sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

35. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

36. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

37. Everyone's inferiority is my greatest happiness!

38. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

39. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems that water flows for years.

40. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

2022 euphemistically and implicitly praise yourself for being beautiful (Article 3) 4 1. I heard that getting married is super cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can get it done for one dollar. Let me treat you.

42. I am used to being sad, missing and waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.

43. I wake up by myself every morning.

44. People are not bad. Apart from being handsome, they have no shortcomings!

45. You like you only because of me.

46. I accidentally want to grow old with you. good night

47. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where he is.

48. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

49.XX is obviously jealous of his brother's handsomeness.

50. Don't cry at my grave, you will dirty my path of reincarnation!

5 1. After meeting me, you will suddenly find-Ah, beauty can be so single-minded!

52. The world is eclipsed by me.

53. One day I went up the mountain to visit the Zen master; Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a beautiful brother. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled after listening and took out a mirror, and I suddenly realized; Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your image? -the master said; Look in the mirror and you will know what a beautiful brother is!

Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

If you want to go shopping, remember to wear comfortable shoes. Be kind to yourself, reflected in the details.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will not be so beautiful and become ordinary.

57. Beauty is providence, and coolness is man-made.

58. Today, my friend invited me to play chess. Actually, I can't play chess at all. I ate him with my handsomeness from the beginning. What did you do when your friend was in a daze? I said handsome enough to fly.

I know beauty is sinful, but I am sinful already.

60. Your appearance is beyond human imagination ...

A collection of sad and absurd sentences that satirize oneself.

The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.

Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

There are few dreams this year, so everyone must do well. Shi Hang

4. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that can't flow out are the most sour.

I not only have a car, but also own it.

I hope I die of old age, I don't want to bow in front of the car. Car dust and clues show things, and wine is hidden in snuff. If the revealer is compared to a hermit, one is underground and the other is in heaven. If we compare Hua San to horses and chariots, I will have no leisure.

7. I will probably never fall in love with anyone again in this life, because there is no skin of love at first sight and no patience for long-term love.

8. In front of that winner, I will always be a loser.

9. Starting from faith is a kind of motivation. No matter what you do, you must have the motivation to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.

10. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

1 1. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

12. It is natural to leave, and everyone is a passer-by. The footprints left by passers-by in life constitute beautiful memories and ourselves. Parting and reunion are constant scenes in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

13. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

14. What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.

15. Being single for too long will really forget that you may have a girlfriend.

16. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

17. For me, there are only memories left in lovelorn, but for you, the beauty of love has just begun.

18. I also want to wander all my life but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

19. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

20. I looked at my yesterday and then lost my tomorrow.

2022 mocking his own sad and ridiculous sentence 2 2 1. 1 100 million children died in paper and ate up the bricks. Thousands of miles of construction site, nowhere to be sad. When the goddess saw that I shouldn't know, she bled and stabbed her heart. In the early morning, Auricularia suddenly came home, his clothes were messy and he was making up his makeup. There is nothing to say, only a thousand lines of tears. It is expected to sell souls every night, Durex and Jasper.

If you don't hear from me on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, please don't doubt our friendship. I am just poor.

23. I always indulge myself, but I always don't follow my heart.

24. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

25. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

The greatest shame and distress is when you can't defend everything you love and live for.

27. Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

28. You have an arrow through your heart, and you are in pain. This is only your own business. Others may sympathize and lament, but they will never know where your wound is festering.

29. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

30. "It's okay to laugh at yourself, but you haven't really loved anyone." -Lin Qiuli's tears. "

3 1. Time didn't cure you, but your own strength and efforts cured you.

32. Those books that I wanted to read but didn't read filled my heart with a library. -Mosquito bite.

33. 12 You exist to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

34. There are not many real feelings in this world. A woman's blushing is better than a long monologue, but later with rouge, she can't tell the truth from the false.

35. People who make mistakes are actually full of remorse, anxiety and shame in the face of mistakes. If the other party doesn't blame, it will give birth to some gratitude and relief.

36. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

37. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

38. I am in a mess now. Some people can't get out and some people can't get in.

39. I have experienced everything. Is it time for God to send someone near me?

40. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

The sad and ridiculous sentence of 2022 4 1. Do I have to wait until you put the knife in my heart before I let go?

42. The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and green light are free.

43. One of the worst moments in life is that after watching a wonderful movie, the screen turns black and you return to ordinary and boring real life.

44. If a person can keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.

45. Beowulf sold his life and fought to the death to defend it. Scholars sell arguments and ruin the name of Confucius in the summer. Local tyrants sell people and flatter corrupt officials. There is nothing in my family except the old saying.

46. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

47. When you stop yourself from thinking about someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

48. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

49. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

50. There is a Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, which is the Peach Blossom Fairy. Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees, picks them and drinks them. When you wake up, you just sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers. Half drunk and half awake day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

5 1. A fool can't live without a fool just as a fish can't live without water.

52. No matter what kind of feelings you encounter, it is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.

53. There is a woman who is so cute, so cute and so stupid that she wants to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that the employer is a woman!

54. If you don't want to, don't mind. If you get it, you lose it. If someone goes, someone will come.

55. Humble vows always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.

56. Half-life depression has become a phenomenon, and autonomous learning is whistling in the evening breeze. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.

57. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

58. We use emotion to close the distance, but we use comparison to create the distance. Like a merry-go-round, we can never get close to each other. What's the point of winning or losing?

59. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

60. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

Self-deprecating, sad and ridiculous sentences 4 6 1. My proudest dignity was trampled by you, but I never regretted falling in love with you.

62. More important than the three views is the five senses.

63. Doing homework is like marking the throne. Mobile phones are like concubines, pestering you, pestering you, pestering you.

64. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: If I had worn that dress more, if I had enough courage to tell him … how happy I would be.

65. We are always travel-stained, hoping to complete all the roads in the shortest time, but this secular life is the longest journey in life.

66. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing remorse.

67. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

68. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not because she worked hard, but because her parents were white swans.

69. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

70. What do you mean that Soo-eun's love died quickly? It means that girls sleep on the shoulders of boys every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

7 1. When comforting others, one set at a time. When coding myself, I just want to find a lasso.

72. W: Can you give me a seat? I am a pregnant woman. Man: Please sit down! Woman: Thank you! M: How many months are you pregnant? Woman: About 50 minutes!

No one knows what happened, but it did happen. I don't remember what happened, I only remember who you are. Please forgive me if I have offended you, hurt you or embarrassed you! If you have ever offended me, hurt me or embarrassed me, please don't feel guilty. I forgot all about it, and I won't remember it again. I just hope to be nice to you, because I won't come again in my next life. We won't meet again, even if we don't know each other.

74. You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen

75. Many people despise me. Who are you?

76. Does the moon bring me mood? Whether yesterday's sunshine can ignite the flame of love, the flame of my love still burns. Please give me a chance, let's regain the sweet time!

77. "You are bound to meet better people." "I can't even keep ordinary people like you. What's the use of meeting someone better? "

78. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

79. It's no use being handsome before the law.

80. It is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, caressing us gently. Today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, screaming at the dead with its mouth open.

A collection of humorous sentences that don't want to go to school in 2022

2022 humorous sentences that don't want to go to school (I) 1. It's raining outside the window, one by one, and my tears are Sandy's, like broken beads of rain outside the window.

2. When I saw my future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law coming to register at the beginning of school, I could only call my aunt hello.

3. Homework, you rolled back again. Can you roll again? Stay away from me.

The night before school starts, China's electricity consumption will soar.

In a few days, we will go to see those idiots with our schoolbags on our backs.

6. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school! !

However, as long as China keeps our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor. Why are you wandering at the fork in the road? The child is holding a towel.

8. The students began to go to school. It's good to see them hugging each other! I will never go back to my good school days.

9. The head teacher's cell phone rang and the whole class jumped up and down.

10. Starting school is a game in which senior students chase junior students, junior students hook up with senior students, and junior students hate junior students.

1 1. Four months in prison is about to begin again.

12. Reading is difficult! Tired of watching! You have to pay tuition to study! So, I don't want to go to school!

13. I will enter school soon in September. There is no freedom, three meals are not enough, and the limbs are weak for five days. I feel sorry for the six gods and seven subjects, and I am very sorry for the school.

14.23. I hope I can start school on February 29th, once every four years.

15.20. School will start soon. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I tell you, you are almost unhappy!

16. I love everything that can hurt me.

17. It's time to start school. Now the feeling of reading textbooks is like this-what, what, what is this?

18.9. I don't want to start school. You can keep my people, but not my heart.

19. The girls who want to start school are all puppy love girls.

20. Don't go during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

Humorous sentences that don't want to go to school (2)1. At school, my heart doesn't want to go to school either. Go back to sleep!

22. I really want to hug you in the name of long time no see at school.

23. When school started, the one-month holiday ended in our laughter. There are still more than four months of school life before we can see our pupils. We have reached the second volume of grade five, and the difficulty of learning to do problems has increased. We must work harder and finish the second volume of the fifth grade.

24. oh, my god Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

25. Starting school is a breathing pain. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

26. Ha ha! School is finally starting! I can't wait! Ah ha ha!

27. I don't want to start school. It's not cool.

28. School is about to start. Click on the unfinished homework.

29. The wind blows like a flower, and your smile is swaying, which has become the most beautiful ornament in my life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons.

30. School is about to start, and the person you find for me can't get my heart.

3 1. Tell you a terrible news: school is starting!

32. I feel like a husky at the thought of starting school soon.

33. What are you going to take to school when school starts? "A brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction"

34. When I was a child, I looked forward to growing up quickly, even if I didn't want to go to school or do my homework.

I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw it at me with an expression of disgust.

36. When you leave, you leave a series of difficult footprints; They are happy when they meet. Without the pain of parting, there is no joy of meeting.

37. 10. School will start soon. Pay attention to the opposite sex students who greet you first after entering the class. He or she must care about you.

38. If you don't want to go to school, follow my sister to blow up the school.

39. School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together!

Every time I start school, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester!" ! "But it never came true.

Humorous sentences that don't want to go to school (Chapter 3) 4 1. A man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.

42. Yo, yo, Chuck, when I say school starts, you say you want it.

43. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

44.5. I fell in love with summer vacation after two months, but my parents didn't like it when I was with school.

45. Class begins! Children always cough badly, and most of them are faking it. If you don't want to go to school, just have a meal!

46. Is it worthwhile to start school by staying up late?

47. When you set foot on the platform and walked alone, you knew I was so worried. There are thousands of words in my heart, but I can only remember you forever. I'm sorry, but I won't say it.

48. After ten years of dust, we have lost our senses and listened to the cold little sprinkles in the years. Perhaps, the road of life is like when we get up before the sun, we get up the courage to step out of the fence covered with vines, and the red rose that can't wait has covered your windowsill. Happy Valentine's Day! !

49. Sometimes I think optimistically: the winter vacation is just one day away. But when I think about it, one day is missing in the summer vacation. I dare not look at the calendar now, I don't want to hear what day it is, and I dare not answer when others will start school.

50. Students, students, the more you learn, the more you live.

5 1. Don't talk to me about starting school, which will hurt your feelings.

52. School starts tomorrow, and I have to meet some idiots again.

53. I don't like eggs. I give them to B every time I eat them. B I was grateful at first, but I got used to it over time. If you get used to it, you will get used to it. Yes, until one day, A gave the egg to C, and B was unhappy. She forgot that this egg was originally A's, and A could give it to whoever she wanted. They had a big fight about it and broke up. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that we demand more. When you get used to it, you forget to be grateful.

54. You and I went through hardships for our ideals before we embarked on the road to success. I hope you can still remember, always remember, that glorious day full of passion for struggle.

55. My only dream is not to go to school!

56. I really don't want to start school!

57. School is about to start. School, you can get my people, but you can't get my heart!

58. Jobs died when the iphone4s was about to leave, Jackson died when the concert was about to start, and Paul died when Fast and furious 7 was about to leave. Take care, teacher.

59. I don't know the value of friendship when I get together; I didn't know until I left, that's what life needs most, just like salt. What does it taste like without it?

As the term approaches, I can't control my anger.