Olympic rings punch line

beauty salon: please don't flirt with the lady who came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.

Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are bored.

printing company: everything is printed except banknotes.

adhesive: it can bond everything except a broken heart.

tire: work hard, as long as there is breath.

car: its only drawback is that when you run 1 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word that your mother-in-law nags in the back seat.

adhesive: it can bond everything except a broken heart.

jiaozi store advertisement: all-encompassing.

Lime factory advertisement: starting from scratch.

Pawnshop advertisement: well-deserved.

Hat company advertisement: taking people with "hats".

Typewriter advertisement: no strangers.

No smoking advertisement: In order to make. Please don't leave

traffic safety advertisements: God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but people don't have

a road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please drive straight and don't brake

New book advertisement: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object he wants is the heroine described in this novel!

Flower shop advertisement: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for my wife

I'm hungry. Feed me: the advertisement on the garbage bin in Qingdao

gives ideal space: Lanhuaguo Apartment in Beijing

The whole United States has a Canadian bubble: Canadian beer

Time wins progress: American timekeeping company

Preserves the memory that cannot be erased by time: Lane fir box

Where it has long hair, Do not apply this medicine: American P.K.D hair restorer

We fooled the sun: Artist Lighting Company

Playboy runs all over the world: Playboy cigarettes

Don't be late: CERTINA-DA cigarettes

The world must be beautiful: beautiful air conditioning

We made the world simple: American HTC

Life News.

Jiefang Daily: the first choice to understand Shanghai

Morning News: News Power Optimize Life

News of the World: The earth is big, Eye-catching

Yangcheng Evening News: True knowledge affects life

Beijing Youth Daily: Where there is news, there is us

beijing daily messenger: One news item is

Beijing Evening News: Evening News is not evening news

Legal Literature Collection: Good people get good news

Labor Lunch: It is also reported early. Evening newspaper

21st century business herald: News creates value

Global Times: Watching the world with you

Sanlian Life Weekly: A magazine and the life he advocated

New Economy: White Paper on China's economic phenomenon

Bund Pictorial: Public trust is vitality, and there is foresight with opinions

The New York Times: Fortunately, there is

Southern Weekend: calmness is a kind of realm rationality, and it is a mature feeling for 2 years.

7. Haier: Haier, made in China

8. China Unicom: Love is Chinese knot, Unicom is universal

9. Business communication: technology makes you more relaxed

1. Fiyada. A century of prosperity

14. Xinfei refrigerator: the advertisement of Xinfei is good, but the refrigerator of Xinfei is not good

18. Hong Kong Remy Martin: When Remy Martin opens, good things will naturally come.

19. Famous car slogan

Fiette car: a new era of Fiat, a brand-new and powerful car, Super Rema 1.

Chrysler automobile: if you don't think about our Chrysler automobile when buying a car, you will suffer, not only you but also we will suffer.

german scarab car: the appearance of this car has remained unchanged, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.

Bondiak: It's beautiful to sit in it, and it's even more pleasant to be seen sitting in it.

Franklin: A car that will never cause you trouble.

BMW: Even if you tear it apart, it is still a beauty.

Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan: In the end, there will be a road, and there will be a Toyota.

Cadillac: It combines strength, speed and luxury.

The advertisement for a French class says:

If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French.

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

Apply "spot" as early as possible, and don't leave "pox".

An American newspaper advertised:

Wanted a female secretary:

Looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement:

After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world.

Advertisements on Tombstones

There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: Here lies Hermisi McTaiwei. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business-a vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day on Highway 11.

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop:

Don't think that you have lost your hair, but that you have won face.

The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign at the bridge, which read:

Gentlemen, I want your heads.

A Dutch travel agency published an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long. "

A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps soon, and the mountains will be gone after 6 years!"

restaurant advertisement: please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

air conditioning advertisement: the maintenance workers of this product all over the world are the most lonely.

safety advertisement: if you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but leave your address first so that you can send your ashes to your family.

Dentist's Clinic: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even when he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice."

gas station billboard: "If you have a craving, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 5,214 weeks, you will live to be 1 years old!"

There is an advertisement for the enrollment of "Facial Expression Institute" in Chicago, which says, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight."

the advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in hot water."

cosmetic advertisement: this product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with this product.

Spend some advertisements: Send some flowers to the people you love most, but don't forget your wife.

perfume advertisement: this product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is included with this product.

Barber shop advertisement: Although it is an unscathed skill, it is a top effort.

highway advertisement: 3 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; At a speed of 1 kilometers per hour, you can get home safely;

The speed is 15 kilometers per hour, so you can go to the hospital. 2 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can see God.

BMW > > > > >

even if you tear it apart, it is still a beauty.

bandiak > > > > >

it's a beautiful thing to sit in it, and it's even more pleasant to be seen sitting in it.

Beetle > > > > >

the car's appearance has remained unchanged, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.

Chrysler >: > > > >

if you don't think about our Chrysler car when buying a car, you will suffer-not only you will suffer, but we will also suffer.

British MINI)> > > > >

is she cute?

fiat car > > > > >

create a new era of fiat, thoroughly remould oneself, menacing, super rema 1.

Cadillac > > > > >

combine strength, speed and luxury

Volkswagen > > > > >

small is good Toyota-everything will work out in the end, and there will be a Toyota.

Bora-the driver's car

Maxima-Thunder Power, Indulge in a thousand miles

Maxima II-how far the heart is, how far the future is

Fukang-all aspects are really satisfying you

Jeep-heroic

liberating trucks-liberating trucks at critical moments

making money machines

golf- Take a Fukang car

Santana-you are not afraid to travel all over the world with Santana

Jetta-rational choice

Make a budget in January, communicate more, think comprehensively, and choose Zhengyuan Dadi medicine to save money for you

Prevent influenza in February, which occurs in all seasons. Migrating birds bring hidden dangers, and the gold medal poison will help you

To prevent reinfection

in April, Duke was prone to wheezing, coughing and snoring, and he took the lead in fighting for Mi Xing. For more than 2 days, Tailing was selected as the colon rod in May, and florfenicol was the first choice, which did not hurt the stomach and liver. The application of brooding was unusual

In June, coccidia were happy and screaming and abdominal pain turned upside down, so Aimeiqingyuan was used for prevention, and Qiubaining was used for treatment

. Changtai makes chickens happy, and if the effect is good, Changjiling should be mixed with bursal disease in August < P >, and the fever will accumulate carbon-like stool, and the bursal disease will be cleared and the poison will be specially prepared. It is a good plan, and the poison will be dispersed forever. After five days, the illness will be relieved, and the electrolytic use should not be interrupted. < P > In September, the autumn is dry and the climate is dry, and it will be added to 3, materials, promoting blood circulation, diuresis and protecting the liver, invigorating the stomach and stopping the stomach. Use Dubaisan in two days, and don't move serum antibody hard. Wait five or six days after epidemic prevention. < P > In November, it turns cold, chicken plague and duck plague are mixed, and the neck is stretched and wheezing is paralyzed. Yuhuang drink is used with Dute for four days. < P > Keep warm in December, and pay attention to ventilation and ascites reduction. Wenbiqing is Jianwei powder, and invigorating qi and nourishing blood is the key. Breathing all the ingredients in it can cure asthma in cold season.

1. One arrow of Wrigley Chewing Gum is the same as the other (Wrigley Chewing Gum slogan)

2. Riding endlessly (slogan of a motorcycle)

3. Being bright and amazing (slogan of an eye disease therapeutic instrument)

4. The name of clothes is amazing (slogan of a clothing)

5. Being without stomach (slogan of a stomach medicine)

Eating whole foods (advertising language of a hotel)

9. Cough can't be delayed (advertising language of a cough medicine)

1. Idle wife and good mother (advertising language of a washing machine)

11. Silent mosquitoes (advertising language of a mosquito killer)

12. Mouth inflammation (advertising language of a toothpaste)

13. A wise man sees the quality (advertisement for air-conditioning in ancient bridge)

16. Surprised by touching the screen (advertisement for three-dimensional animation system in Asia)

17. It's better to know that Fule is good when you have tasted it (advertisement for Fule milk powder)

18. The petrochemical company is slightly petrified (advertisement for Danshu capsule)

19. The six gods have the owner and the family is carefree (advertisement for toilet water with special effects on the six gods) China Telecom leads a thousand miles with a silver lining (long-distance telephone slogan)

22, Jiali-Wash away your dust all the way (a washing powder slogan)

23, hemorrhoids are not old (a hemorrhoid medicine slogan).