What are the classic lines in the TV series "Happy Double Bed"? Come on, everybody, 3Q.

A few days ago, the TV station was broadcasting the Singapore TV series "Happy Double Bed", which was very enjoyable after watching it. Although I am not from the besieged city, I personally think many quotations in the play are very classic and profound, so I specially read them from the Internet, recorded lines that I think are good, and attached English (some lines have not been translated, so I have to point out inappropriate places). Marriage needs two people. The first video: Happy Double Bed was broadcast on May, 2007 1. Starring: Zheng Binhui, Huang Biren, Liu Zhixuan, Fang Zhanfa, Chen Lizhen, Pan Shuqing and Su Zhicheng discuss that love does not involve sex. Huang Biren and Zheng Binhui play a couple who have been married for nearly ten years. Zheng Binhui is the head of a furniture company, while Huang Biren, who is a housewife at home, has been turned into a yellow-faced woman by time, and began to worry that her husband was having an affair, and the two gradually had friction, which led to a marriage change. Liu Zhixuan, the former beautiful sister who married Fang Zhanfa, the manager of a multinational company, is still in the honeymoon period. However, on the one hand, Liu Zhixuan felt that her talent was buried, on the other hand, she asked her husband to take care of romance. When her husband was busy coping with work pressure, she began to suspect that the other party had changed her mind, which led to a change in their feelings. Pan Shuqing and Su Zhicheng are an open couple. Pan Shuqing had sex with men at will. She once married a short-lived wealthy businessman and became a rich widow. She met Su Zhicheng who chased girls everywhere because of an unpleasant emotional experience, and finally fell in love. Although the title of the play has the word "bed", the play only discusses feelings and does not involve sex. The first episode of "Happy Double Bed" men like to watch and women like to listen; Always show men beautiful you and praise women; Men love to watch, women love to hear; So let men see your beauty and let women praise you. (We married men must not be too embarrassed.) Who is more difficult than our wife? Is there anyone more difficult to get along with than our wives? Don't want to come to a bad end, coax women! You'd better appease her, or she'll make your life hell! Men often understand women's needs from their own perspective. Men use their own views to understand women's needs. Women like sweet words, even lies. Women like to listen to sweet words, even lies. Men have blind spots and have to cheat! Men refuse to admit their blind spots! Marriage is the grave of love? Marriage is the grave of love? In the second episode, men are afraid of women's nagging and women are afraid of men's silence. Men don't like women being negative, and women don't like men being silent. Men will meet women who ask such boring questions. Which one looks better on me? A woman just wants you to agree with her decision. Women just want you to agree with them. Single rooms and double beds are very popular now. Singles and doubles are the trend now. Women like to talk, men make a long story short. Women like to be wordy, and men want to make a long story short. Men like women to be exposed, as long as they are not his women. Men like women exposed, as long as he is not a woman. All women want to be the last woman of a man. All women like to be a man's last woman. A woman's greatest victory is to be a man's last woman. A woman's greatest victory is to become a man's lost woman. A man's greatest victory is to make a woman think that she is his last woman. A man's greatest victory is to make a woman think that she is his last woman. Smart people know how to apologize. A wise man knows when to apologize. No wife, very lonely, with a wife, very uneasy. No wife, dead silence; If you have a wife, you are not at ease! Male vision is only 30, and female vision is 180. Men's vista is only 30 degrees, and women's s 180 degrees. Women please themselves. Women wear makeup to please them. A match made in heaven before marriage, not every day after marriage. A healthy marriage before marriage, an absurd marriage. Without you before marriage, you will die, and after marriage, you will piss me off. I can't live without you before marriage. After marriage, you are my death. Love you the most before marriage and hurt you after marriage. Before marriage, you were an angel; after marriage, you were a nuisance. Sex is the price that women pay for marriage, and marriage is the price that men pay for sex. Sex is the price that women pay for marriage, and marriage is the price that women pay for sex. Men are sex animals. Men are "sexually sensitive" animals. Women always deceive themselves. Women laugh at themselves invincible. When a woman is the strongest episode IV, it is the time to arm herself with weakness. A woman is the most powerful when she hides behind a fragile appearance. Men don't understand hints, women, get to the point! Men don't understand the meaning between the lines. Woman, cut to the chase. Gifts can calm women down! Tears are a woman's deadliest weapon! A teacher is a woman's happiest costume. The woman who receives flowers is the happiest! The woman who receives flowers is happy. Men fart 12 times a day, and women fart 7 times. Men fart 12 times a day on average, and women fart for the seventh time. At work, women should not teach men how to do it. Women shouldn't teach men how to do work. Men should help women with housework. Men should share family tragedies with women. Women are sensitive to the word "old". Women are sensitive to the word "old". The fifth episode is that men are more pitiful than women and need to be stuck between three women-mother, mother-in-law and wife. Men are more miserable than women. They are right about three women-mother, mother-in-law and wife. A family can't hide two tigers! A family can't have two tigers! Women have no sense of direction, they should use their methods. Women have no sense of direction, they use their own strategies. Women just love to listen to lies. Women are easily deceived by lies. It is impossible for a man to ask the way! It is impossible for a man to ask the way. A man is always a sandwich for these two women (wife and mother). A man is always a sandwich between two women (his wife and mother).