The first room opening experience with netizens

What does that feel like? It’s like entering into marriage with the person you like only to be told that he is your long-lost brother; like taking off your clothes and running naked at a relative’s wedding; like you are in In front of the exam room, you boasted to the classmates behind you that your cheating was foolproof this time, but you found out that the classmate was actually an invigilator...

You can't understand how I feel now! root! Book! No! meeting!

I still remember when I was a freshman, I was out of character and out of the control of my parents, and I completely let myself go.

Before college, the best mobile phone I had was a Nokia senior phone, which could only send text messages and make calls. I have never been in a relationship or used the Internet because my parents are afraid that I will become bad and want me to study hard for the college entrance examination, so they have to put surveillance on me!

After finishing the college entrance examination, I finally got my first mobile phone that could surf the Internet. I was fascinated by it. I crazily explored a world that I had never been exposed to. I started using WeChat for the first time (please forgive me). I'm a country bumpkin, hhhhhh)

Since I got a new mobile phone, I learned to surf the Internet. There is a search function for nearby people on WeChat, which is super interesting. I just chatted with the security guard downstairs! I talked to the delivery boy! I also chatted with all kinds of interesting boys! But these are just fleeting words, they don’t leave much of an impression, they just disappear after chatting for a few days! I only chatted with one boy and I got along really well! !

Let’s call him “A”. He was my friend at home during the summer after graduating from high school. Like me, he is a senior high school graduate, a local, and went to university locally. His grades and looks are pretty good.

Fate is such a wonderful thing. It’s probably about meeting the right person at the right time!

We chatted every day, talking about various topics very speculatively, and we always talked until very late before saying goodbye. Finally one night not long after, he... confessed his love to me!

Although we have never met, we basically understand each other's situation. I know that I also deeply like A, so I agreed without hesitation!

After confirming the relationship with him, the scale of chatting went beyond the lower limit (does every couple do this when they first start dating?), and they even got into pornographic jokes without any censorship or restraint. Now that I think about it, I want to slap myself to death! !

Finally our first meeting came! yes? I haven't met him yet

I didn't expect that I would also experience online dating, and I agreed even before we met! I happened to be home on vacation recently and wanted to meet him. Unexpectedly, a human tragedy is about to take place!

A said with a wicked smile: "Should we meet during the day or at night?" I said: "I told my parents that I would go home the next day and we could meet the day before!"

A: "Then I'll book a hotel for you first. When you arrive, put your things in the room and have a rest, and then..." Me: "I hate you, I'll ignore you!"

When I set foot back to Guangzhou, I immediately went to the barber shop to get a beautiful haircut, then I put on lipstick and makeup and couldn’t wait to see my boyfriend!

When I arrived at the door of the hotel room, I found that the door was ajar and not closed.

I knocked on the door gently and entered with a shy look on my face! ! !

Then...

Ouch! groove! ? ! ? ? Mom and Dad ? Dad... Mom... Why are you here! !

My mother calmly turned off the TV, and then said to me very gently: "Well, you are here."

My mind was completely blank at that time! ! ! ! "Yeah...yeah..." Then my parents instantly felt as if the Buddha had descended to save all sentient beings, and the voice they made was like the voice of the Buddha, lingering above my head, "XX, look how scary the Internet is. Fortunately, This time I met your parents. If you meet a bad person, your kidneys will be gone. How many times have I told you, but you have no sense of precaution at all. I just lied to you and you were fooled... ”

For the next three hours, I cried in the hotel while receiving ideological and political lessons from my parents, and then the three of them packed up and left the hotel!

Oh my God, who will God spare?

In order to give me a precaution, my parents actually staged a real-life case! !

When I think about it, in the middle of the night, my parents were lying in bed chatting with me, posting on Moments from time to time, and even posting updates on Moments where I was having dinner with my roommate! ! ! Where did you get your roommates from? ! ! It lasted four months!

It’s really hard for them…………! ! !

The first room opening experience was so exciting and unforgettable. I feel like I can never love again.