What wonderful things have you encountered while working in a hotel?

One night, I was on the night shift and the phone at the front desk rang. A guest is drunk and wants to find a lady to play with. I told her husband that this is a regular hotel and there is no such service. After a while, I went to the front desk and wanted to talk to the waiter about life. Scared me, I quickly called my boss. When he came here, he saw something was wrong and immediately called the police.