Hotel waiter’s humorous joke story

A humorous joke story about a hotel waiter

I went on a business trip with my colleagues. The local colleagues were warm and hospitable, and they held a banquet in a private room of a special hotel that night. More than a dozen men and women chatted non-stop after they sat down, and only one person was ordering food. After ordering, I asked for everyone’s opinions: “The dishes are ordered, is there anything else that I want to add?

In this case, in Beijing we usually ask the lady to bring the ordered dishes. Say your name once. So a buddy from Beijing said: "Miss, please report it." ?

The lady glanced at him and made no move.

Miss, please report me! I'm a little anxious.

The lady’s face turned red, but she still didn’t move.

?What’s the matter? I asked you to report that you didn’t hear me? I’m really anxious, buddy.

A female colleague quickly smoothed things over: "Miss, just report them one by one, ah." ?

The young lady asked in a whisper: "Well, then? Is it okay to just hold the woman and not the man?

"Pfft!" A female colleague next to me just drank it. A big mouthful of tea sprayed all over the person in front of me. More than a dozen people laughed together, and the lady was even more at a loss.

Now that the dishes are served, let’s serve the mixed noodles first. A large plate of rapi was brought up, followed by several plates of ingredients, sauces and the like. The lady was not paying attention when serving the food, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. The buddy also deliberately teased Mengzi, pretending to be gloomy and asked the lady: "What should I do?"

The lady said calmly: "Anything can be done." ?

?Then what do you say? Campus joke

?You can do whatever you want?

?So what do you usually do here?

How about I help you?

Okay. ?

I saw the lady quickly pouring several plates of ingredients and sauces onto the lapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, and brushing them a few times. Mixed. Then he said to the buddy: "Sir, it's mixed and ready to eat." ?

The guy stared at the plate and said nothing for a long time. Another colleague said "thank you" to the lady on his behalf.

The main course is served? Roast leg of lamb, a large plate of meat bones, and a plate of salt and pepper. A friend from Beijing loved this dish very much.

He grabbed a leg of lamb without any ceremony, took a bite, and ate it loudly. When the lady saw it, she said:

Sir, this should be eaten with dipping. ?

The buddy looked at the lady suspiciously, and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said: "It tastes better when dipped in it." ?

The buddy then stood up with the leg of lamb and took another bite.

The lady came over quickly and asked: Sir, do you need anything?

Ah? No. ?

?Then please sit down and eat. ?

The buddy muttered and sat down, looking at everyone, feeling at a loss. Carefully, he brought the leg of lamb to his mouth and carefully took a bite.

The lady said again: Sir, this should be eaten with dipping. ?

The buddy suddenly stood up, waved the leg of lamb and shouted angrily: "You have to eat standing up and sit down again, how on earth can you eat!"

The table was full of food and wine, and the leader stumbled over.

The whole audience stood up to greet him, and there was a roar of greetings.

The lady serving the banquet next to me was very beautiful. She was new, inexperienced and a little nervous.

Everyone sat down and someone called out: ?Miss, tea!?

The lady hurriedly approached and pointed with her finger: ?1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ** *Seven!?

Everyone laughed, and the leader added: "Pour tea!"

The lady was busy and checked again: 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or seven. ?

Someone asked: ?What are you counting?

The lady hesitated for a moment and replied softly: ?I am a dog. ?

Everyone was angry and shouted: "Call your manager!" The manager came in, lowered his hands and laughed, and asked: "Everyone, what do you want to tell me?"

The leader said: "Don't say too much." Ask, go and find out the age and zodiac sign of this young lady. ?

The manager was puzzled, followed the order, and replied: ?18 years old, born in the year of dog!?

The leader laughed, and everyone laughed. The leaders are too generous to hold people accountable, but the general public is too generous to hold them accountable.

The lady and manager seemed to be in a cloud.

After thirty years of drinking, a dish was served: Stewed Bastard!?

Everyone was happy, but they did not forget the rules. Someone poked Bastard's head with a chopstick and said: "Brother, move, move." Leader, move!?

The leader looked at the trembling turtle's head and felt displeased. He didn't want to mess with the end of his words

nor did he want to offend everyone. With good intentions, he took a spoon and sipped the soup and said: "Okay, okay! Please feel free to do whatever you want." ?

Another person said: "Yes - the bastard should drink soup!" The leader was so angry that he almost spit out his rice.

Not long after, when the soup was almost gone, something round appeared and asked: "Miss, what is this?"

The lady quickly replied: "It's a bastard." ?Everyone was surprised again: ?The leader eats first, the leader eats first!?

This leader did not hear the ?unlucky? words, he was very happy, and called the lady: ?Give everyone a share!?

For a long time, the lady didn’t move. The leader asked angrily: ?Why, can’t you tell the difference?

The lady said in embarrassment: ?Seven people, six bastards, how do you want me to distinguish them? Huh?

After everyone heard this, they all stretched their necks and stared. Their mouths were full of delicious food and it was difficult to swallow. ;