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Whispers in the dormitory

A: If all the girls give their love, how wonderful the lonely boy will be. Ah~~~~~~~~ I can’t sleep.

B: Hey, hey, what are you doing? They don't let people sleep in the middle of the night. This is a new society. How come the old society's exploitation of working people - the chicken crows in the middle of the night - still exists! What's more, this voice is not as good as the sound of a cock crow! What's wrong, brother sleeping on the upper bunk, if you have any troubles, tell me!

A: Stop talking, it’s not just for women, no! A girl to be precise! Blow again!

B: Blowing again! How many places are you at? Even Miyasari Ryota can't compare to you. I think you're about to catch up with Sakuragi Hanamichi. I mean, aren't you a woman? Without her, the male compatriots can't survive?

C: That’s right! It's our dormitory's imagination. Nowadays, if you don't have money, you can't find a GIRL FRIEND. What's more, our dormitory is full of paupers. Let's be more sensible. Do we want girls to go drink northwest wind with us?

Ding: I’m dizzy! It’s pretty good to drink when there’s a northwest wind! At least you can make cakes to satisfy your hunger. The most terrifying thing is whether there is a northwest wind to drink or not, that is still a question! Why bother with a woman! But having said that, what caused the "peacock to fly southeast" this time? Last time it seemed that it was because you were not manly and looked more and more like an old lady.

A: What’s wrong with the old lady? Does this reflect my extraordinary appearance? Full proof of that statement!

C: Which sentence!

A: Is half a man a woman?

B: Oh my god, you still feel proud, right? Our dormitory has been completely embarrassed by you! This time! And for what! Is it because I have no money or no sex?

A: This time it’s my appearance that’s to blame! She said that I looked like Pan Changjiang from a distance, Zhao Benshan from up close, Zeng Zhiwei from the left, and Zhao Chuan from the right. I simply had "four different looks".

C: Cough! Wouldn't it be over if I just said you were ugly?

A: Doesn’t this hurt my self-esteem? I am a bit ugly, but I am very gentle!

B: I didn’t realize it, Wen Wen, but with your ugliness, you can almost catch up with the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain!

C: It would be better if he were Sun Hou! What's the big deal about being ugly? The worst thing you can do is change seventy-two times and become a handsome boy to charm the girls in our school! : By the way, let me introduce a few to my buddies!

Ding: I don’t want it. I will choose the latter between MM and ONLINE. I am not interested in MM.

A: Don’t always say something wrong about me! That’s right! New Year is coming! What are your plans?

B: Sleep! Going to meet my fairy sister in my dream! Real life is too hypocritical. I really regret the importance of food and clothing. In my eyes, everyone I see looks like a lonely ghost. I simply don’t care, so I go to deliver water with my fairy sister in my dream!

C: Chief, I’m not telling you. You sleep all day long, sleep when you eat, eat when you sleep, and you don’t get fat. Aren’t you wasting the country’s food? Are you worthy of the aunt in our school cafeteria? Seriously, you need to do some facts! The end of the year is coming soon. There are so many activities, but there is no one you can watch?

Ding: I want to go to our school’s welcome party! I've heard that there are a lot of pretty girls out there, and maybe I can pick up one or two with my charm!

A: Who said just now that you are not interested in MM! This time I immediately changed my mind! It’s true that “a man’s heart is as deep as the sea.”

B: Isn’t this illiterate? It's a shame that you've still studied for two years, so why do you speak so poorly? What is meant by "a man's heart is as deep as the ocean floor"? The correct meaning is "a woman's heart is as deep as the ocean floor". Do you know?

Ding: That’s what the dorm leader taught you! I have an idea! Why don't we go out and stay in a hotel on the night of New Year's Eve! How about we also go and enjoy the taste of a 5-star hotel?

A: What? Go and get a room outside, just us old men.

B: What are you calling? Don't call in the dormitory manager, make a fuss about it when you haven't met him before, it's so old-fashioned!

C: I think this suggestion will work. Anyway, most of them spend Christmas in pairs that night, so the four of us singles have to find something to do! I feel that staying in a hotel is not enough, so I should go out for a big meal first. How about hot pot?

Ding: Stop talking, my mouth is drooling now.

B: It’s worthless, just a hot pot meal! If you have two bottles of wine, will you get up and start eating right away? Just know how to eat!

A: Chief! Can I bring my family members with me?

B: You pay for the money to take care of your family members, it cannot be counted in the account of the bachelor group!

A: Got it, no need to say this!

B: It’s too late, I have to get up early tomorrow!

C: Do morning exercises!

Ding: When will it be done?

B: Otherwise, I won’t remember anything at all! It’s 6 o’clock!

A: Chief! What time will it be done?

Ding: Why are you shouting so loudly! I'm going to die!

B: It’s 6 o’clock! Stop talking and go to sleep!

A: Chief, I don’t think anyone should sleep.

B: What’s wrong!

A: I looked at my watch just now and it’s already 5:60!

Yi Bing Ding: Ah! get up! Do exercises!

A: Do exercises! Life is hard!

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