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1. Homophonic poems:

Yangliu Branch Wen Tingyun

Lighting a lamp at the bottom of the well, deep in the candlelight, the wise man is always playing chess. (Candle - Promise, Go - Default)

The exquisite dice and the red beans make me miss you deeply.

Bamboo Branches Liu Yuxi

The willows are green and the Qingjiang River is level, and I can hear the singing on the Langjiang River.

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine. (Qing - Qing)

2. Homophonic couplets.

1. The lotus (Lian) son feels bitter in his heart and the pear (li) son has soreness in his abdomen

2. Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhuge Liang), resenting the surrounding river (Jiang Wei ) It is difficult to travel (Lü Bu)

A bird is in a cage, and its mind is in a nest (Cao Cao). He hates Guan Yu (Guan Yu) but cannot Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

3. Two boats In the race, the speed of the oar (Lu Su) is not as fast as the speed of the sail (Pankui)

A hundred pipes contend, but the flute (Di Qing) is not as clear as Xiao He (Xiao He)

6. Because of the load I got lotus root, (Why did I get the couple) There are apricots but no plum blossoms, (fortunately, I didn’t need a matchmaker)

7. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), Wei Guang Wu (Wu), and started in Hanzhong

The gentle breeze cannot tolerate me

When will the bright moon shine again

The first couplet: "Qing" implies the rule of the Qing Dynasty.

Second line: "Mingyue" commemorates the Ming Dynasty.

The spider under the eaves is full of silk.

The earthworm in front of the courtyard is full of mud.

The first couplet: "Silk" is a joke of "private".

Second line: "Ni" is a homologue of "suspicious", pronounced in dialect.

Playing chess last night to find Zilu

Seeing Yan Hui in the mirror today

Zilu is a disciple of Confucius,

it can also be interpreted as "The number of chess pieces."

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius,

also refers to "the true appearance of the face".

There were knots before they were unearthed

And at Lingyun, Shang Xingxing

Used the bamboo to chant things and express his ambitions.

The millet is blooming and the seams are yellow.

The lotus root is broken and the silk is flying

The first couplet is a phoenix.

The second couplet is about egrets.

The modest bamboo has lower-headed leaves

The proud plum has no upward-facing flowers

The rain scatters ashes and piles pockmarks

The wind blows the lotus leaves like turtles

First couplet: Cheng Xie (Chen).

Second line: Xiangxie (direction).

Whose Zhuangzi is the garden in front of me

Which Chinese book is there a few lines of text on the wall

The moon is clear and the sky is clear tonight, and there is no rain tonight

If the wind is cold and the dew comes too late, it will definitely turn into frost

The second line: "Chengshuang" is a play on "Chengshuang".

Look alone at the plum blossoms sweeping away the snow

Look closely at the mountains and dancing streams

First couplet: Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Ti .

Second line: Dialect pronunciation of numbers one to seven.

The monk's arms are covered with sweat while carrying water

The nun is planting rice seedlings with her hands in a planting formation

"Pressing" is a homologue of "Pressing",

"Arrangement" is a homology to "administration".

"Jinshi" is a joke to "Jinshi",

"Sweat" is a joke to "Hanlin".

The tower is lit with lights at all levels, and the corners (Ge) are bright

The lotus roots planted in the pond are growing and their roots are growing (Geng)

First line: Zhuge Liang The name is Kong Ming.

Second line: Li Taibai's courtesy name is Chang Geng.

Fine-feathered poultry died under bricks

Coarse-haired beast Mr. Shi

The mountain boy picked chestnuts in a box and split them into pieces

The old man selling water chestnuts in the wild will bear it down, and the cage will be empty.

The beauty of this couplet lies in the fact that the last four characters are both related in meaning and onomatopoeia.

The mud is fat and the grass is thin

The sundial is short and the night difference is long

The "dial" sound ghost. The meaning of the first couplet is: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still weak. The meaning of the second line is: the time the sun spends in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (the so-called sundial is short, which is a natural phenomenon that occurs after the summer solstice), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If this couplet is read with homophonic pronunciation, it becomes: Monk Ni Fei is thin, ghost is short and Yaksha is long

Master aunt is picking grain in the field

Beautiful woman holding embroidery in front of the hall

< p>The first couplet was written by Zhu Zhishan, and the second couplet was written by Shen Shitian.

"Heshang" is homophonic to "Monk", and "Embroidery" is homophonic to "Xiucai".

Jia Dao's drunkenness was not false

Liu Ling drank all the wine without leaving any trace

Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling in the Ming Dynasty drank all day long and got drunk together, so they met each other. This couplet. Drinking all the wine,

People are really drunk. Jia Dao and Liu Ling are both good drinkers. This is a great hotel sign.

3. Homophonic idioms

Confucius moved house - all losses (book)

Green onions mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white

Fried tofu with pickled vegetables - something to say (salt) first

Nephew lights a lantern - as usual (uncle)

Put lime on the mouth - Bai said (brush)

Hardcover Maotai—Long Time (Wine)

Zhu Bajie takes a photo—asking for embarrassment (see)

Putting a small bag in his arms—Shu (combing ) heart

Xiao Su’s father—Laoshu (Su)

Four taels of cotton—can’t talk (play)

Liangshan Bo Military Advisor—none (Wu) Yong

One, two, three, five, six—nothing (four)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven—Wang (forget) eight, (dislikes people only) Read to seven!)

One foot two plus eight feet - rely on (two feet)

An ink fountain pops up two lines - the wrong way of thinking

< p>One kilogram of flour spreads the cake - backward (thickly baked)

Falls into the charcoal pile - the mold (coal) reaches the top

One hundred kilograms of flour steams a longevity peach - - Waste (waste) snacks

A jacket made of one layer of cloth - it is all inside anyway, (who has the most right to wear this jacket?)

One leg Pants - into a group (skirt)

A lamp grass lights a lamp - Wuduxin (core)

Being a widow for a lifetime - veteran (guarding), (online " Who are the "lifelong widows"?)

Twenty-five taels - half crazy (sealed)

Two, three, four-five - lack of clothes (one )

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and nine - lack of clothes (1) less food

Two taels of cotton and four bows - detailed discussion (play)

The second girl combs her hair - no need (蓖)

Twelve hours account for three characters - Shen (Shen) Zixu (Xu)

The eighteen-year-old Gong'e - is enjoying happiness (Missing Husband)

One penny dropped from ten pennies - Jiuwen (Nine Wen)

The moonlight on the fifteenth day - a lot (bright)

Ten Mulberry leaves in the moon - who will pay attention to (pick) you, (the best way to deal with smoke bait)

The eighty-year-old old lady yawned - as far as the eye can see (teeth)

Walnuts in August - crowded with people (kernels)

Eight hundred copper coins worn on a string - out of tune (hanging)

Ask the Double Ninth Festival on the eighth day of September - Soon (nine)

Cut the Lantern Festival with a knife - not willing (yuan)

Wearing single clothes on the third and ninth day - Wei (fear) of the wind

Three A ten-year-old weaver girl - an old lady with a mouthful of fat, (how do you comment on the old spider who sticks to the web?)

Three dollars to buy a cow belly - just noisy, (this) There are many people with bad stomachs in the cow dung shop

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Three Bodhisattva Halls - Miao Miao Miao (Tiao Miao Miao)

Three feet long The ladder of words - can't reach the eaves, (I feel this way about many topics)

Three cents plus one cent - fashionable (four cents)

March's Willow - exceptionally green (pro)

Born in the middle of the night - killed (Hai Shi) people

A cart pulling pancakes - many greedy (stalls)

Barley dropped in the mess - busy (mang) without a clue

Filling holes in the Tutu Hall - not good (repairing the temple)

Tu Tuye sits on the scale - －Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)

The Tudou is in prison--exhausted from the work (prison)

The Tudou washes his face--loses (wet) face

The Tudou The master fell into the well - he couldn't afford to work hard

The internal organs of the master of the land - the solid (stone) heart and the intestines of the solid (stone)

The master of the land wore plain clothes - ran away in vain (robe)

Tu Xing'er - the bitter boy (core) child

The soil silkworm got into the peanut shell - pretending to be a good person (benevolence)

Rainy day Not holding an umbrella - stingy (getting wet)

The sun comes out on a rainy day - fake love (clear)

Not wearing a hat on a rainy day - getting wet (getting wet) on the head

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The gown that is two feet wide - big swing (waist)

Go to the chicken coop and throw your tendons - stupid (running) egg

Rolling stones on the mountain - Solid (stone) beat solid (stone)

Blow the trumpet on the mountain - the name (singing) will be heard far and wide

The walnuts of Shanxi - Hiding people (manren)

< p>Drumming in the ravine - memories (ringing)

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The thousand-year-old dry temple - silent (monks), (it is said that there are many temple visitors here, but few chanting sutras?)

The door god rolls the stove god in the door god - there are words in the words (paintings) ( Painting)

The door god eats sugar cane - give advice (paper chewing)

Slap on horseback - too far off topic (hoof)

Four. Homophone jokes:

1. There was a meeting in a village. Because of the homophony, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, don't ask for melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, fellow villagers, don't talk. , the meeting is now open.) The host said: "Please pick up the sausage and melon." (Now let's ask the township chief to speak.) The township chief said: "Rabbits, shrimps, the dog has eaten today's rice, everyone is a big bastard. "(Comrades and villagers, today's meal is enough, let's all use big bowls) Feed the pigs in the jar--one by one

2. One day, a rich man wanted to I'm buying a car, but I'm hesitant because the dealer doesn't have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile: "This license plate is good 00544 (let me try it). I guarantee that no one will dare to mess with it. It's not bad!"

The rich man was moved and bought the car immediately, but there was a car accident the next day. The rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you dared to hit this car, but when he got out of the car, he immediately became disappointed. After leaving, it turned out that the other party’s license plate was 44944 (just try it).

Origin of Chinese characters:

In modern times, some people recognized Cangjie and at the same time expanded the team of character creators. For example, Mr. Lu Xun, he believed that "...in society, Cangjie is not the same. Some carve a few pictures on the hilt of the knife, some draw some pictures on the door. They are in harmony with each other and pass on word of mouth, so there are many words. Once the historian collects it, he can make a perfunctory note. I am afraid that the origin of Chinese characters cannot escape this example." "Lu Xun. Literary Talk Outside the Door". In other words, Chinese characters certainly could not have been created by Cangjie alone, but were gradually enriched by many people like Cangjie. Cangjie was just more important and played a larger role among these people. .