The sea is upside down.

After a long time, I arrived in Dalian and finally saw the blue sea.

Blue sea and blue sky, set each other off into interest, red building and green trees, set each other off into interest. Flocks of seagulls are hovering in the sky, and people come and go on the golden beach, which is very lively. No one will notice a girl standing by the sea wearing big brown sunglasses, so no one will notice my tearful eyes under my sunglasses.

I think if Su Nianle saw all this, he would laugh at me and say, Ruan Tianlan, don't cry if you are ugly, which is even more terrible. It's just that the purity everywhere can't resist the clear smile now. But, dear Su Nianle, I went to your city, but I couldn't see your figure, dear dear, where are you?

(A cocky cock and clever little monkey

1999, I was still studying in a small town, where there was no sea and no tall buildings. When I look up, I can see the boundless sky.

If I can still see such a blue sky now, I will definitely look up at the clouds, birds and endless thoughts in the sky.

But I didn't know the word sadness at that time, so I didn't have a chance to look up at the sky and cry.

I only skip classes and go to the game hall with Su Nianle every day. Skillfully throw the game currency into the game machine, then manipulate the villain in the game with the manipulator clap button in one hand, and fight the villain of Su Nianle in the dark. I always win in the end. On the way home, Su Nian will run away with a strange cry. Ruan Tianlan, you are still a woman.

I gave him an oblique look, you rude man, don't always yell at women, just like my age, I am a girl, a girl!

Su Nianle cut out, the word girl has nothing to do with you. Looking at Su Nianle who was badly beaten by that pervert next to me, I suddenly remembered our meeting a few years ago.

At that time, I was four or five years old, and I was still a greedy little girl, wearing a pink skirt, with a thin figure and wheat-colored skin, and often wiped my nose on the pink skirt. I like to stir up trouble with a group of little boys in the alley and scare the neighbors' chickens and dogs.

That day, my uncle in the city brought me a box of chocolate beans, a transparent box and colorful chocolate beans, which dazzled me. I am so excited that I can't bear to eat them. Sleeping with a box at night is like sleeping on a rainbow.

The next day, I took this box everywhere and attracted a lot of curious eyes. I showed it generously, and then closed the box just before the children reached out. So after school, I was stopped by a group of children in my class and asked me to share chocolate beans. At that time, I didn't understand that I was being bullied less and less. I thought at least I would do all kinds of evil at ordinary times. How could I be afraid of them? So I looked up at them with great pride and disdain and refused to share chocolate beans.

Maybe my pride angered them and they rushed to grab it. I held the box desperately, but I was outnumbered. In the process of fighting, I don't know who opened the box, so colorful chocolate beans jumped out and scattered all over the floor.

The children around me scrambled to pick up some and dispersed in a hubbub, leaving me standing alone. Looking at some dirty chocolate beans on the ground, I slowly walked over and picked them up and threw them in my mouth. Just then, Su Nianle appeared. He is wearing a white shirt and a small tie, and his small shoes are polished. Look down at me and say, don't you know you don't eat what you get?

I thought I didn't even know Goose by heart at that time, so Su Nian's profound words were like chicken to duck. I looked at him with "you idiot" eyes, then picked it up and stuffed it in my mouth.

As soon as he was in a hurry, he ran over and knocked off my hand, saying it was dirty. I looked at the boy who ran out of nowhere angrily, ready to fight him to the death, but his next move made me fly into a rage. He felt in his pocket and held out his hand. In his hand, he holds two beautifully packaged candies, one with a cocky cock on it and the other with a clever little monkey on it.

I rudely reached out and grabbed it, tore open the bag and threw the sugar into my mouth.

He cocked his head and said to me, little brother, don't wear a pink skirt in the future. It's for girls.

I was in high spirits when I was eating. When I heard this, I reached out angrily and pushed him down, then kicked him and turned and ran.

Damn it, although I've been short of thorns, at least my handsome face looks like a girl!

(2) Did the teacher give the wrong gender?

It is said that childhood memories are the most vague. But obviously this sentence is invalid for Su Nianle. The second time I saw him, it was the first day. My mother just changed her job and transferred me to the junior high school near her work unit to pick me up from school.

But I never knew that this day was the beginning of my bad luck. On the first day of class, I stood on the podium and introduced myself, then bowed. The teacher pointed at me and said, sit next to Nianle. He is a study committee member and can help you more.

I walked to the seat she pointed to with a small schoolbag on my back and sat down. As soon as I sat down, I saw the boy next to me turn his head and show a small white tooth. He smiled darkly at me and said, hope that you are well, little brother!

I watched him wait for a while. Finally, I stared at him slowly. When my hand shook, the ink bottle in my hand crashed to the ground. Blue ink splashed on people's trouser legs. The only people around me are me and this boy named Su Nianle. I'm wearing shorts, and he's wearing white pants and black shoes. All I have to do is flush my leg with water, so obviously, only he is the victim. This pair of white trousers is dyed. That's a beautiful dress.

Afterwards, Su Nianle looked at me contemptuously and looked at me suspiciously. Shouldn't I make up for the resentment of my pants?

I just blinked innocently and looked up at the sky. Think I'm an idiot. Compensating him with a pair of pants is enough for me to eat hundreds of strings. Besides, he's been haunting me.

He didn't feel guilty at all when he saw me, and pretended to sigh. Oh, forget it, see if you or your little brother will forgive you.

Five years later, when I heard this sentence again, my anger continued unabated. I shouted, who is the little brother? I am a mother!

Su Nianle must have been scared by my brawniness. He looked at me for a long time, then began to snicker, and then pointed at me and smiled. Haha, you said ... you said you looked like a woman everywhere.

..... I exclaimed, I am crazy, I am angry. Although I still lack thorns after four years, how can I be said to be a man with my closed door? I quickly took out my student ID card from my bag and threw it in front of him. I squinted at him and said, well, take a good look.

Su Nianle took my student ID card and looked at it for a long time, then carefully returned it to me and looked at me carefully for a long time. I looked at him with my head held high. Finally, he said carefully, did the teacher fill in the wrong gender for you?

……

I think this has hit me hard enough, so I started to grow my hair long.

All summer, my hair was as long as crazy grass, and I finally put on a long skirt and tied a bow like a girl my age. I still remember the day when I stood in front of Su Nianle. He looked at me dumbfounded and said, I was wrong. I was really wrong. I admit that you are a woman. Well, I knew my beauty could scare him.

But at this time, Su Nianle and I are already familiar with each other. Because we are deskmates, we often play gobang together in class, or play cards, and go to the game hall together after school. Every time my little man beats his little man to pieces, I will go up and step on him again after he is killed.

Su Nianle squinted at me. I've never seen a woman like you. It's not kind to beat people to death.

I retorted, is there any way out for me to be nice to you?

Although I have won Su Nianle in every competition, in learning, this talented child who can say "not enough to eat" at the age of five is still the first in the red list like a memorial tablet. And my game level is perfect, and my test scores are just the opposite, falling like a free fall.

My mother looks darker every day when she sees my report card. Finally, one day, she couldn't help holding a broom and saying, Ruan Tianlan ...

As soon as I saw my mother's fierce appearance, I immediately grabbed Su Nianle who sent me home and hid behind him. Su Nianle gave me a contemptuous look, as if to say that you are quite capable when whipping corpses at ordinary times. Where's the courage?

I rolled my eyes and ignored him. He smiled and looked back at my mother, handed in the report card and said, Aunt, I am a classmate of Tianlan, and I can help her with her lessons in the future.

When my mother saw the perfect score on Su Nianle's report card, she immediately beamed and let Su Nianle into the house. This is called intimacy.

Ever since my mother saw Su Nianle's impressive achievements and clever appearance, my mother ignored me because I broke my mouth, saying that she wanted Nianle to help me more, but she actually asked him to spy on me.

In the later days, Su Nianle and I seldom went to the game hall because he accepted the important task entrusted to him by my mother. Every day after school, he would come to my home to help me with my lessons, because he said he was afraid that I would not be admitted to the second day of junior high school, and no one would accompany him to play games in the future. I always look at him with bitterness and say, with my IQ, how can I fail to get promoted?

Then why can't you pass the exam every time?

……

(3) The sea is an upside-down sky.

After many days of hardships, I finally lived up to expectations and was admitted to the second grade. Although Su Nianle's name is still at the top of the list, I am the last, but this can't stop my excitement, which proves that I can mix with Su Nian Lehu with peace of mind again.

I think the two biggest things in the second day of junior high school, one is that Su Nianle has a crush on a girl, and even I, a self-proclaimed beauty, feel particularly inferior when standing in front of her. The second thing is that year, we came into contact with computers. Then Su Nian enjoyed playing games with it, but I used it to have an earth-shattering and upright online dating.

Every day after school, Su Nianle always secretly drags me behind the girl until she enters the room. For this matter, I looked at him contemptuously countless times, but he completely treated me like air. I was helpless.

Because afterwards, I want him to trick my mother into helping me make up lessons, and then go to the Internet cafe together.

Su Nianle also despises my behavior, but he doesn't like me. He is very mean. He said that he didn't expect Ruan Tianlan to like an old man. Gee, I'm not afraid of being fooled.

I squinted at him while tapping my finger on the keyboard. What do you care?

I think Su Nianle will be completely sour if she can't eat grapes. He didn't have the courage to express himself, and he was jealous when he saw my happiness.

Song is not a bad person. He is gentle, considerate, kind and calm. Besides, he studied at Maritime University in this beautiful city called Qingdao. He said that the city has beautiful neon lights, brilliant sunshine and, most importantly, pure sea. Finally, he would always say, Tianlan, you must come to see me when you grow up, and I will take you to see the sea.

At that time, I knew nothing about the sea except what I saw on the TV network, so I longed for it. I always ask Song Lanhai, the blue sea, how magnificent is the sea?

He said that the blue sky and the sea ... are like the upside-down sky.

Since then, when I have nothing to do, I always look at the boundless sky and miss the appearance of the sea and the blue ocean of Song Dynasty. He must have a clear face and eyes as affectionate as the sea. He must look better than others in a blue navy suit.

I stubbornly believe that my understanding with Song is an act of God, because there is a sky in my name and a sea in his name.

The sea is upside down, which is really the most beautiful word in the world.

Su Nian Lecai really realized that I was really in online dating. This is the third day. On my birthday, I received a courier from Qingdao, a box more than one meter high. In junior high school, no one would send such a big gift, so when I received the courier, even the teacher was shocked. The students around me were curious and asked me to open the box. They all wanted to see it.

I picked up a pair of scissors and looked at the box. The box seems to have been wet by the sea breeze. I cut the box carefully. I may have pressed it for too long. As soon as I opened the box, a teddy bear almost as tall as me jumped out. All the girls looked at me with envy. I picked up the card in bear's pocket, which read in vigorous font, sky blue, happy birthday! You must come to see the sea when you grow up.

On that day, I felt that I was the happiest girl in the world. As soon as school was over, I rushed to the Internet cafe. I am typing excitedly. I said, blue sea, blue sea, thank you. You don't know that when I held that big bear today, all the girls in the school envied me.

Song Lanhai quickly replied, Dear Donawhale, you should be envied by everyone.

Oh, yes, because I heard that the sea is upside down, I changed my screen name to Donawhale.

Song Lanhai asked me if I had any special meaning. I said haha, you will know later. Fool Song, don't you forget that you said you would go to work in a shipping company after graduation, so you will often go to sea. Then, then, let me be a whale at sea. I can always follow you. Its empty stomach can hold many thoughts.

As soon as I got out of the Internet cafe, I saw Su Nianle crouching there. I kicked him. Why does he look so depressed? Did that little beauty turn you down?

Su Nian stood up happily. He said, Ruan Tianlan, are you really online dating?

..... Isn't this a fact that you already know?

But ... how can you have sex online? Su Nianle looked at me painfully, as if looking at a girl who slipped.

Seeing that I ignored him, I pointed the finger at Song, saying that his behavior ... was to seduce underage girls, which was a crime.

Forget it, Su Nianle, you'd better worry about your little beauty. Even if Song doesn't seduce me, I will seduce him.