I remember once I held my boyfriend's hand, and then he kept staring at me and my boyfriend, and then I looked at him, and he stopped looking at me and my boyfriend, and then I stopped looking at him.

I'm too lazy to help you find knowledge, but I have a revelation.

1. When the deer drinks milk tea with the milk bag, the deer will habitually insert a straw into the milk bag.

2. DuDu's sound is turned on in a special way. He sang while walking in the corridor. Sometimes he stares at the front with big eyes, and then takes a deep breath to continue singing.

Xing and Lu are the favorite players of this team. Some fans gave the captain an expensive toothbrush cup. Chris was blocked by them in the bathroom this morning and was forced to brush his teeth with that cup.

4. Lulu received the photo album of Mi Li, which contained a picture of him smiling, and then kept smiling. Roommate Yixing expressed helplessness.

Fanfan likes children very much, but children don't like him very much.

6. Xing didn't mean to be funny. There was a deer. Xing made a deer casually and laughed at it. The atmosphere is very interesting.

7. Lulu and Shixun look alike, so when they are together, they often look at each other and say, "Look at my face, how handsome it is.

8. Lulu and Shixun drink milk tea. Everyone takes two straws, because they can drink each other's taste.

9.KRIS saw Lu Han brushing her teeth one morning, so she went over to provoke the deer's chin and sang: You are so beautiful, you are so charming, you are so beautiful.

You were scolded by brother Leehom ... Mom, can you tell me if those cold princes who have heard of really exist? ...

10, deer bickering, girlfriends quarreling is childish; Canbai bickering, always like a newlywed; Training deer to bicker, deer will always be the winner; Lu Niu bickered. At first, the deer gained the upper hand, and at last, both sides lost. Public bickering, public voluntary surrender; Cows bicker with peaches, and peaches end badly; Shan Xun bickered, ending with a fake smile and a backslapping; Luhan Xiumin bickered and finally gave in under the steamed stuffed bun fist; The outcome of the deer bickering is uncertain, but it will definitely draw a circle to curse the deer.

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12, lei lei even dared to expose the material of fans (the emperor who broke the news deserved it! )

13. During the trainee period, Lu Han liked to run around and get along with other people, especially Shixun. He also said that he hoped his brother would take care of her more, and Lu promised to be particularly frank.

14, Tao coquetry is also divided into objects, and the deer has always ignored it.

15, Shi Xun finished modeling, looked in the mirror with both hands, and then rolled his eyes at Liu Hai. In August, his bangs were cut very short, and he always rolled his eyes during that time.

16, Chen Hebai gave the other party a mask to signal his silence.

17, Shan Chao told Bai that there is a kind of toothpaste that works well. Can brush his teeth twice a day.

18. when Niu can practice RAP together, chan can often spit too hard.

19, Mian team asked Fan Er how to manage team members. Chris: It's simple. Just don't let Zhong Ren sleep at night to see if he is noisy. Bo Xian, tell him that he won't grow up if he doesn't sleep at night, and too much exercise during the day will also inhibit his height growth; DuDu is easier to solve, so don't scare him; All right, Park Chanye, I'll enlighten you, and I'll stop it. As for the sex maniac, tell him to stop coming near Lu Han under my nose.

20. The deer thinks the milk bag is cute when it is angry, so sometimes it deliberately makes the milk bag angry. (deer idle eggs hurt)

2 1. On Christmas Day, the deer tried to send a music card, but he ran out of electricity ~

22. When the deer bicker, as long as it is said that the deer has become more and more beautiful recently, the deer will blush and not talk.

23.K's hotel room is very noisy. They turn the volume up so loudly that others can't sleep. Hotel managers often knock at the door.

24. Ray had a terrible stomachache and was dragged to death by Lu Han. Wu Yifan said & uot, what should you do if we are gone in the future? You will die! The girl who came to see a doctor next to&UOT is a junior in the same department in Lu Han. Because she is shy, she dare not call her Lu Han. Later, her sister witnessed the whole process of Lu Han feeding LAY porridge. &; Uot, look at your wrinkled face. Don't die in the future! If you feel uncomfortable, you should tell our brother! & ampuot

25. Lulu likes Xing Xing's dimples. She once said bored, "Lying down, how did your mother make you grow dimples?" Xing Xing really didn't know at that time.

Lulu is not allowed to be disturbed while playing games, but he keeps making trouble while others are playing games, so that he can remain the "king of games" forever.

27. The deer will steal Chris's snacks while he is asleep and share them with the milk bag.

Lulu often praises China girls for their good looks.

29. The noodle team has always believed that it is possible for boys to grow taller before the age of 30. (Let's face it, son,,,)

30. Zhong Ren likes the color of his skin very much and will walk in the corridor in a vest.

3 1, Lu Han's birthday, Team K recorded dv remnant, said his blessing and left. Shixun hid the camera and secretly recorded it ... Shixun said to the camera, Happy birthday to Brother Lu, Shixun missed you ... Lu Han cried after listening, Shixun wiped the camera with his hand and said, Brother Lu, don't cry. Shixun grew up and wanted to cry.

32. Wu Yifan was once repented by a student. At that time, the child pretended to talk to the person next to him

Bai Xian once asked Zen Lie why his voice and appearance were so inconsistent. As a result, Chen Lie said that only real men would do this.

34.LAY asked Lu Han why he likes playing football so much, and Lu Han's answer was: I feel pain when I am idle.

35.LAY imitated Lu Han's cute expression backstage, and the deer kicked him.

36. All members of Team K have seen the video of "Many small fish are swimming, swimming, swimming" by LAY. Emma, Lei Lei will never leave this video. )

37. Little Milk Bag has confiscated snacks from my brothers, because I like sweets too much.

38. When recording programs in Thailand, Xing Xing always had a backache, but he was strong. When preparing for the prelude dance of Mom, he finally bent down, but no one noticed, because the members were preparing for the dance with their backs to him. Just then, a figure rushed over, put her arms around Xing Xing, thoughtfully asked questions, and rubbed her waist with her hands. It's the smallest peach in the team.

39. Tao has the best relationship with Bo Xian in the K team. If Tao has any grievances, just tell Bo Xian.

40. When Lulu and Shixun were in North Korea, they drank milk tea three times a week (Lu Xun knew everything).

4 1, the milk bag said that Zhong Ren was black because he loved chocolate. So Zhong Ren has been drinking milk. . (poof! The child really believed it. . )

42. Lulu taught Shixun that clouds floated, and finally showed them to Yixing, saying they were dark clouds.

43. When Lai was injured in the waist, members would pay special attention. Xing Xing would joke that it was a deer kick.

44. Team M's masculinity ranking: deer buns, two oranges and two peaches.

45. Bai doesn't like her childhood photos being exploded, but she will laugh when she sees the video of dancing.

46. The deer said that he had internal strength, so he asked the deer to teach him.

47, deer deer will be very N in front of Xing, Xing laughs every time.

48. Bai Bai is very narcissistic, thinking that all the meals waiting at the door are for him.

49. Yixing was chased by a rich second generation and also spent money to find it. (er ... is Xing Xing afraid? )

50. At the signing ceremony, Han Fan asked Mianmian which dormitory turned off the lights the latest. Mianmian said it was bright and white, because she would play games late.

5 1, in order not to be silent, Fan Er picked up the receiver and stared at the deer. The deer kept dodging and the pot kept chasing. The deer pulled the lovely little orange to the side to save the scene, put his arm around his waist and taught him everything was going well.

52. Members' hobbies: Kay: sleeping naked; Shixun: regard everything that can reflect light as a mirror; Pot: boast handsome with your own poster; Mao can: look in the mirror; Tao: bathroom; Lu Han: La Xing Xing watches horror movies together; Dudu: Stare hard at the front before singing; Bai Xian: When quarreling with Park Chanye, Lu Han often points at himself and tells lay that he is handsome. .

53. Lu Han's bed is a minefield, and no one is allowed to touch it. As a roommate, he was duty-bound to start the challenge, and the result was repeated defeats and wars. Lei Lei, why are you? )

54. China, the best singer in milk bag, is taking a bath: the deer is coming, the deer is coming, the deer is coming, the deer is coming, the deer is coming, the deer is coming. (I should be the "deer lying" of shrimp ... er ...)

55. The chicken cooked in Xing Xing is a hen (er ...........).

56. Lu Han said, "Although we occasionally have a little friction, Art Star is my best friend. Do you remember the scene when we first met? " This is what Lulu said at Xing Xing's birthday party. Absolutely! )

57. In the first sentence of Baby Don't Cry, Xing Xing always thought it was "take out my kidney" to see the word (Oh, leak! Lei Lei, you are so blind. ...

58. Xiao Ju is a high-profile paper, and her life is extremely intimate. Before his debut, he was infinitely disappointed because he was about to leave his hometown. The cook prepares cooked pickles for him every day. (so sweet)

59. Qian Qian can fall asleep anywhere; You can't wake up when you fall asleep; Whoever sleeps and wakes up is unlucky; Lu Han must ask Yi Xing when he sleeps, am I handsome? Will bicker with Bai Bai before going to bed. (Different personalities, oranges are really easy-going.)

60. Art star is a fat physique, so when he was preparing to debut, he finally fell down because of excessive dieting and hard practice. It was also because of this that Lu Han was angry with him for the first time. At that time, Lu Han was aiming at the art star & uot. If you really fall, I will never end with you in my life &; Uot Yixing smiled warmly when he told his relatives about it. He said &; It is worthwhile for uot to have such a good brother in this life &; Uot (I knew these two children were the warmest ...)

6 1. kris, who didn't wake up all morning, used facial cleanser as toothpaste because the toothpaste was in a fixed position.

62.lay will run to Tao's room in the morning and play at him with a guitar to get back at Tao's hoarse singing in the living room at night.

63. Lu Han can read zombie articles and eat snacks in bloody scenes.

Du Hecan performed "Cooking without Rice" in the dormitory. As a result, they kicked over the white snacks and extorted the residual snacks and Du's rice.

65. When Xun and Kai want to eat fried chicken and pig's trotters, they will be nice to each other. After coming back, their attitude has completely changed ~ (these two smelly children, kick off the bridge, because Miandui has a good temper and is easy to bully! )

66. Lu Han and Ray quarreled. Lu Han: Don't you dare bully me on our turf. Amateur: Don't come to Changsha if you have the guts. (quarreling is so cute, hehe)

67. In junior high school, that girl stole my exercise book → _→ because that girl liked him. ....

68. Wu Yifan once boasted that he was handsome with his posters.

Chris is surprised that his abbreviation cow is so popular. He said it was a good thing that he wore jeans that day. If he wears a sweater, he will become a big man. If he wears a jersey, he will become a big ball. Yixing said that if he wears L, he will probably become a big donkey.

70. Kyle and Jia She's Thais first met during practice, but they quarreled because of their different dance steps, and both argued about their correctness. As a result, both of them were wrong. (well,,, really helpless)