What is the purpose of calling the hotel Xianheng in Lu Xun's "Kong Yiji"?

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Lesson 10 Kong Yiji (after-class exercises)

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The style of Lu Zhen’s bar is similar to Other places are different: there is a large log bar on the street, with a large bucket of ice in the bar.

As the rumor goes: "Beer tastes terrible if it's not iced!" So ice cubes are as important to a bar as the hot sauce on a ramen stand.

Blue-collar and white-collar workers who work from nine to five often spend four yuan on a bottle of beer. This happened more than 20 years ago, and now it has increased to ten yuan per bottle. ——Standing outside the bar, having a cool drink while resting; if you are willing to spend an extra yuan, you can buy a plate of shredded squid or pistachios to drink with; if you spend more than ten yuan, you can Buy a meat dish. But most of these customers are blue-collar workers, and they are probably not that wealthy. Only white-collar workers walked into the private room next to the store, opened a bottle of Louis XIV, poured it into a tall glass and drank it slowly.

I have been working as a waiter at the Xianheng bar in the town since I was twelve years old. As wine connoisseurs often say: "When the wine wakes up, you can drink it."

So people like me who never seem to wake up cannot pour red wine. The shopkeeper said that for a brain-frozen guy like me, I'm afraid I can't serve the white-collar customers, so I just pour draft beer outside. Although the blue-collar patrons outside are easy to talk to, there are also many who are nagging and confusing. They often have to watch the draft beer being poured from the barrel, see if there is water at the bottom of the cup, and watch the ice cubes being put into the cup before they feel relieved - under such strict supervision, it is difficult to add water. . But the beer had already been mixed with water while it was still in the barrel, so I didn't know why it was necessary to mix it again. But the shopkeeper said that my eyesight was bad. Every time I poured beer, it was 0.01 centimeters above the standard line. When I poured a thousand cups, I had to be ten centimeters higher. When I poured ten thousand cups, I had to be a full meter higher - If I fall down like this, his bar will be destroyed, so I can't pour draft beer. Fortunately, I was protected on this street and couldn't be fired, so I was assigned to the boring job of adding ice cubes to beer. It costs more to have a person who specializes in adding ice cubes to beer than to pour an extra 0.01 centimeter of beer. I don't know how the shopkeeper calculated this.

From then on, I stood at the bar all day long, focusing on my duties. Although there is no dereliction of duty, it always feels a bit monotonous and boring. The shopkeeper has a fierce face, and the patrons are not nice either. When he is bored, he will even hip-hop and get scolded by the shopkeeper. Only when Kong Yiji came to the store could he laugh a few times, so I still remember it.

Kong Yiji is the only person who drinks draft beer and wears a white-collar shirt. He was tall and tall, with a pale complexion, often scars between his wrinkles, and a disheveled gray goatee. The white-collar shirt he is wearing is simply a work of Fauvism. The moment he sees it, it will make people feel a buzzing in the head, and a strange smell will rush directly to the forehead - no great work in the past and present can do the latter.

From this shirt, we can see the industries that Kong Yiji once worked in, including: a cook in a food stall, a painter, a pet nanny who walked people's dogs, and someone who worked on electric wires. Street graffiti artists who write "Certificate: XXXXXXXX" on their poles, etc. The reason why there is still another item is because some of the relics on the shirt are too weird, and it is really impossible to verify their historical origins. When Kong Yiji talks to people, he always talks about computer jargon and algorithm threads, which makes people want to panic after hearing it. Because his surname is Kong, he often said that he had been to Japan in his early years, devoted himself to studying the programming of Nintendo's eight-bit home game console, and was the self-proclaimed author of the super-popular innocent love game "Hello!" "Pterodactyl Sister" holds the world's best clearance record, so everyone nicknamed him Kong Yiji from the Japanese word "Hello" (こんにちは, pronounced like kon-ni-ji-wa) .

As soon as Kong Yiji arrived at the shop, all the drinkers looked at him and smiled, and some shouted: "Kong Yiji, you have a new scar on your face! Are you imitating Rurouni Kenshin?" "

He didn't answer, but said to the bar: "Two bottles of beer, and a plate of pistachios." Then he poured out nine yuan in a long, red stream.

They deliberately shouted loudly: "You must have stolen someone else's things again!"

Kong Yiji opened his eyes wide and said: "How can you accuse someone's innocence out of thin air? ! I reserve the right to sue you for defamation!"

"What innocence? I saw you stealing the He family's CD and was beaten to the point of thirty-two consecutive blows!"

Kong Yiji blushed, and the veins on his forehead popped out, and argued: "Stealing CDs cannot be considered stealing... CDs! CDRom! This is called resource sharing... IT world Can it be considered stealing?"

Then there are difficult words to say, such as "A gentleman is always poor, and he will not be poor even if he has something to do", and "Pirate disk, two yuan and three yuan, if you want to buy the genuine one, "No money", "Open source is the general trend", "Open Source" and the like made everyone burst into laughter: the atmosphere inside and outside the store was full of joy.

I heard everyone talking behind their backs. Kong Yiji originally studied computers, but finally failed to pass the programmer level exam, couldn't get venture capital, and couldn't start a company. So he became poorer and poorer, until he was about to Begging for food. Fortunately, I could tinker with computers, so I repaired other people's machines, reinstalled and reinstalled the system, and made a living. It's a pity that he has another bad temper, that is, he is lazy and lazy. If the owner is not careful, both the person and the CD-ROM computer disappear. This happened several times, and no one asked him to repair the computer. Kong Yiji had no choice but to occasionally do things like engraving certificates and selling pirated disks. But in our store, his character is better than others, that is, he never defaults on arrears. Although he occasionally doesn't have cash, he temporarily writes it on the pink board "Everyone likes to tip more, and he doesn't pay back the money he owes", but he doesn't leave it. In January, Kong Yiji's name was wiped off the pink board - after a month, it would become a red name, and he would be immediately attacked by the bartender if he entered any bar.

Kong Yiji drank half a pint of beer, and his red face gradually recovered. Others asked again: "Kong Yiji, do you really know how to write programs?"

Kong Yiji He looked at the person who asked him, showing an air of disdain to argue.

They then said: "Why can't you even pass the Microsoft certification exam?"

Kong Yiji immediately looked depressed and uneasy, with a layer of gray covering his face. , some words came out of his mouth, but this time they were all in hexadecimal encoding, some of which I didn’t understand. At this time, everyone burst into laughter: the atmosphere inside and outside the store was full of joy.

At these times, I can laugh along and the shopkeeper will never blame me. Moreover, when the shopkeeper met Kong Yiji, he would always ask him this question, which made people laugh. Kong Yiji knew that he could not talk to them, so he had no choice but to talk to his children. One time he said to me: "Have you ever studied computers?"

I nodded slightly.

He said: "Have you studied computers?! Let me give you a test: How do you play Minesweeper on Windows?"

I think that people who are just begging for money should also take the test. Me? Then he turned away and ignored him. Kong Yiji waited for a long time and said sincerely: "Can't you play? I'll teach you, remember! Minesweeper in Windows is a basic skill for beginners, which can exercise hand-eye coordination and logical thinking skills. Especially beginners, by playing Minesweeper , you can quickly improve your mouse operation skills. Once you practice this, you will improve quickly when you play games that require micro-operations such as Star of Warcraft! Speaking of micro-operations, this is my strength - they all play on Battle.net. Call me Kuaishou Xiaotiantian, because my keystroke speed is more than 25% higher than that of normal people! This is thanks to my flexible right foot. If it didn’t fit on the keyboard, I could even use my left foot! This will speed up the process by at least 20%..."

Thinking of Kong Yiji's 30-year-old athlete's foot pressing back and forth on the keyboard, I couldn't help but shiver all over. , I made up my mind to wipe the keyboard with alcohol cotton before going to an Internet cafe.

Kong Yiji saw the fear on my face and mistakenly thought that I had been bluffed by him, so he continued to talk energetically: "A game like Minesweeper requires a lot of effort to learn. These are the basics! Basic operations of Windows! Basic operations should be Remember. When we enter the information age in the future, why can’t we use computers? In the future, when you go to the online market to buy 2 taels of pork, the boss will chop it up and upload it to you via QQ..."

I I thought to myself, it is only the beginning of the 21st century, and we are still early in the information age, and I never buy pork in 2 taels - my family loves to eat pork head meat, and every time I buy the whole pig head with soy sauce. , fennel, cinnamon, stewed to a pulp and served to the table - when it was placed on the table, the pig's head still looked kind and smiling.

Listening to Kong Yiji's non-stop chatter, I was both amused and impatient, so I could only answer him lazily: "I still need you to teach me how to clear mines. I'll just play with you for ten seconds." It’s all done within a minute. It’s such a mentally retarded game, but I have the nerve to talk about it in public!”

Kong Yiji looked extremely happy, tapping the bar with his two long nails, nodding and saying: "Good! Smart boy! I think you have great potential. But there are three difficulty levels in Minesweeper in Windows. Have you played them all?"

I became more and more impatient, and the man pretending to be the shopkeeper came to me. If something happens, get out of the way. Kong Yiji had just dipped his nails into the wine and wanted to draw a picture on the bar. When he saw me disappearing into the crowd, he sighed again, showing a very regretful look.

On several occasions, neighborhood children heard the laughter and joined in the fun, surrounding Kong Yiji. Then he gave them pistachios to eat, one for each of them. The children took the pistachios, peeled the shells and ate them in one bite. Then they threw the shells on Kong Yiji's head and said, "You want to send us away with just one pistachio? It's too shabby to send beggars! It hurts your self-esteem! This The problem must be solved with money!"

Kong Yiji panicked, turned out his pockets and said, "I have no money, I have no money."

So the children swarmed up to him, pushed him to the ground, took off his pair of MIKE shoes that had their shells opened and threads missing, and took out a wad of one dollar from the insoles, and each bought a handful of pistachios. Kong Yiji got up from the ground in disgrace, put on his shoes, shook his head and said: "The wind blows the eggshells, and the wealth goes away and people are happy. What a poem! What a poem!" So the group of children dispersed in laughter.

Kong Yiji is such a joyful person, but without him, others would live like this.

One day, about two or three days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, the shopkeeper was slowly settling the bill, taking off the pink board, and suddenly said, "Kong Yiji hasn't been here for a long time. He still owes nineteen yuan!" "That's when I felt that he really hadn't been here for a long time.

A drinker said, "Why is he here? He...he can't take care of himself."

The shopkeeper said, "Oh!"

"He always steals. This time, because he was in a daze, he actually stole it to Ding Ju's house. Can he steal his computer? Ding Ju's computer is a third-generation Galaxy supercomputer, occupying an area of ??2 About a hundred square meters, Kong Yiji looked around and no one wanted to move the machine..."

"He also wanted to move a machine weighing several tons?"

"He took one. The stainless steel spoon was there to remove the screws and was caught before two of them were removed."

"What happened next?"

"How about writing a review first? I typed the book later, and I typed it most of the night, but it still didn’t come out.” “It didn’t come out?”

“Yes, he can’t write with a pen for a long time, and he also uses a computer to write the review. After I finished writing, I had to use a printer to print it out. There was something wrong with the Ding family's printer, so I asked Kong Yiji to repair it and turn it into a paper shredder. Isn't this a fight? A single sword, a nunchuck, a trident, a four-legged stool, five-year-old Shaoxing wine..." "Old wine, too?"

"Oh, it's an old wine jar. Those five young masters are real. Yes, first hit Kong Yiji until he couldn't defend himself, then hit him until he was floating, and then attacked again after landing. After three rounds of fighting, he finally couldn't take care of himself."

"What happened next? ”

“Later, I couldn’t take care of myself anymore.

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"So what if I can't take care of myself? "

"How? Who knows? ! He was probably sent to medical school to be studied. "The shopkeeper stopped asking and continued to settle his accounts slowly.

After the Mid-Autumn Festival, the autumn wind is getting colder day by day, and it is almost early winter; I rely on the air conditioner all day, and I need to wear Antarctic thermal underwear. In the second half of the day, there was no customer. I was lying on the bar and taking a nap when I suddenly heard a voice: "Here's a beer." "Although the voice was very low, it sounded familiar.

There was no one there at all. I panicked and thought I was hallucinating, but luckily I stood up and looked outside, and saw Kong Yiji under the bar. Sitting opposite the threshold, his face was dark and thin, and he was already in shape. He wore a small fishnet-style jacket full of holes, crossed his legs, and put a cattail bag underneath, hanging on his shoulders with a straw rope. When he saw me, he said, "Here's a beer. "

The shopkeeper also stretched out his head and said, "Kong Yiji? You still owe nineteen dollars! "

Kong Yiji looked up dejectedly and replied: "This... I'll pay it off next time. This time it’s cash and the wine is better. Just keep it at room temperature, don't add ice cubes, it's been a bit irritating these days. "

The shopkeeper smiled and said to him as usual: "Kong Yiji, you stole something again!" ”

But this time he was not very discerning and simply said: “Don’t make fun of me!” "

" Making fun of? If he didn't steal, how could he break his leg? "

Kong Yiji suddenly stood up and said, "Broken leg? Who has a broken leg? "

He made a sudden stop jumper. After taking off, he leaned back sharply with a very graceful posture. The shopkeeper shouted: "Michael Jordan!" " - He is his fan - Seeing Kong Yiji fall to the ground with a "plop" on his hip, he couldn't help but ask: "The leg is not broken, why are you putting a futon on it? "

Kong Yiji stood up, patted his pants, and whispered: "It's easier to get money by pretending to be a disabled person, alas! The economic downturn affects all walks of life. "His eyes looked like he was pleading with the shopkeeper not to continue asking questions.

A few people had gathered at this time, and he and the shopkeeper laughed. I poured the wine, took it out, and put it on the threshold. He I took out four one-dollar steel coins from my ragged pocket and put them in his hand. I saw that his hands were full of mud. It turned out that he came here with these hands. The shopkeeper also saw it and lectured me: "Look." Have you arrived? That's what I mean, professional! What's the difference between pretending to have a broken leg and actually having a broken leg? ”

I had no choice but to nod in agreement. After a while, he finished his drink, sat down and slowly walked away with his hands amidst the laughter of others. The shopkeeper watched him go away. Looking back, he said to himself: "Next time I see a beggar with a broken leg on the subway, I have to be careful. "I don't know what he has to pay attention to, because he has never given any beggar even a dime.

Since then, I haven't seen Kong Yiji for a long time. At the end of the year, the shopkeeper took off the pink beggar. Ban said, "Kong Yiji still owes nineteen yuan! With just such a small amount of money, it's really not worth asking a debt collection agency to find him! "On the Dragon Boat Festival of the second year, he said again, "Kong Yiji still owes 19 yuan!" There must be Xiaobai who makes compound profits, right? "I didn't say anything about him until the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I didn't see him until the New Year.

I haven't seen him until now - probably Kong Yiji was indeed sent to medical school to be studied.

November 2003

After-school exercises

1. If you are a white-collar worker, what kind of drink do you think is worthy of your status?

A. Small grind of sesame oil

B. Mix Panax notoginseng and Erguotou with water, water with three grams of wine and seven of them

C. Mix Panax notoginseng and Erguotou with water, water with seven parts and wine with three parts

D. Dilute hydrochloric acid

E. Thirty-year-old Yanjing Green Label Beer

2. Which of the following are representative works of Fauvism?

A. Matisse - "The Red Interior"

B. Rumiko Takahashi——"Inuyasha"

C． Xu Beihong——"Galloping Horse"

D. Zhu Bajie - "Self-Portrait"

E. Tang Seng - "My Three Disciples"

3. Which of the following methods do you think can effectively improve input speed?

A. Upgrade your computer

B. Beat the keyboard with a whip

C. Put your feet on the keyboard and use it with your hands

D. Use a new binary keyboard for input, with only two keys "0" and "1"

E. Cover the bed with keyboards, and then roll them around - rolling - (it will have a massage effect!)

4. If you were asked to play the role of a beggar with a broken leg, what would you put under your leg?

A. Motorcycle

B. Waterbed

C. Keyboard

D. "Q Version Chinese"

E. Your deskmate

5. Imitation show:

Find some friends and relatives to imitate the scene in which the five young masters of the Ding family surrounded and beat Kong Yiji! (Select the person with the worst appearance among the participants to play Kong Yiji)