Selling comedy sketch scripts

Characters: Two young couples (hereinafter referred to as husband and wife), ticket seller MM

Scene: Ticket seller MM is sitting on the steps at the door of xx hotel, with a sign in front of her: Collect The man who sells mooncake tickets

appears with money and mooncake tickets in his hand. I counted the money first, then made a "Shhh!" gesture and said:

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and after paying my salary, my employer also gave me two mooncake tickets. My wife is very tight on my pocket money. Whenever I go out with my friends to sing or play mahjong, I don’t dare to go; I’m afraid I’ll lose face if I don’t have money. I must hide the issue of mooncake coupons from my wife this time, find a place to exchange the mooncake coupons into banknotes, and blackmail the money! Take a few steps forward, hi! Hey! This is not about collecting mooncake tickets.

Ticket seller MM: When I saw the business coming, I quickly got up and stepped forward, and asked enthusiastically: "Sir, are you buying mooncake tickets or selling mooncake tickets?"

Husband: Mysterious He took out the ticket from his pocket, looked around, and whispered: "Selling tickets!"

Ticket seller MM: took the ticket, looked at it, and said: "Sir, what are you doing? The current market price for the mooncake tickets from Zilong Hotel is 880 yuan per box, and our purchase price is 680 yuan each.”

Husband: I couldn’t believe my ears, so I shook my head and asked. : "How much?"

Ticket vendor MM: I thought the other party thought it was too cheap, so I explained: "Sir, it's true that I can only offer 680 yuan a piece, and we will make a difference of 200 yuan, and The risk is also quite high. If I can't get rid of this ticket before the Mid-Autumn Festival, it will be two pieces of waste paper."

Husband: I glanced at the ticket seller, feeling secretly happy and said to myself: He. Grandma, this ticket is quite valuable! Said: "Okay, okay! Pay, pay."

Ticket seller MM: took out 1,360 yuan and handed it to the other party.

Husband: When I took the money and was about to count it, the phone rang. "Honey, what are your instructions?" The call came from my wife's pocket.

Wife: "Where are you?" (Appearing in the far corner of the stage)

Husband: "What's wrong, tell me." He looked guilty, fearing that something would slip out of his mouth.

Wife: "I ask where you are? I was going to pick out two boxes of mooncakes for my parents during the Mid-Autumn Festival, but I saw that many of them were very expensive. I want you to pick them up with me."

Husband: "Oh! Then I don't have time now, I'm in a meeting at the company."

Wife: "I'm sorry, I saw you. Are you at the entrance of xx hotel?"

Husband: (Hearing his wife say she saw him) He hurriedly hid the money and accidentally dropped the phone to the ground. Just as he was about to bend down to pick it up (the wife officially came on stage to the center of the stage)

Wife: Picked up the phone and handed it to her husband.

Husband: (Seeing a familiar pair of hands appearing in front of his eyes.) He said tremblingly: "Wife, I'm sorry! I just lied to you!"

Wife: ( Smiling and saying) "What the hell! I know you are the most financially savvy and are planning to buy mooncakes for my parents. Are you here to look for tickets? Then give me a surprise! Right?"

(I heard that I was buying mooncakes. The ticket seller hurriedly came to my wife) and said: "Miss, I have cheap mooncake tickets here. Take a look."

Wife: Take it and take a look. He said to his husband: "This is the 'Zilong' mooncake I just saw, 1,280 yuan a box."

(The ticket seller saw that hope was in front of her, so she followed closely) said: "Ms. If you want it, we’ll give you a 30% discount for 896 each.” Wife: (I think it’s a good deal, it’s 700 to 800 yuan cheaper at once, and she said to the ticket seller: “Give me 2 tickets.”

Husband: (Stuttering about what to say but unable to say it.) "This, this...this is not...I..."

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Extended information:

Short sketch creation:

1. Go deep into life, get close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. Use an artistic eye to discover and explore themes.

For example, Huang Hong and Song Dandan’s sketch "Supernatural Guerrilla", Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin’s sketch "Packaging Like This", Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin's sketch "Selling Kidnappings" and "Selling Cars" are all They are the trivial things that ordinary people know well discovered in life. Through their vivid performances, they make the audience laugh and have endless aftertaste.

2. The subject matter should be small rather than big. It should be "making a mountain out of a molehill" rather than "making a mountain out of a molehill".

Avoid being all-encompassing and "high-end". It is best for a sketch to reflect only one thing, or only one aspect of one thing. The subject matter with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning is a matter for TV series or novels, and should not be confused with them.

3. There should be jokes and "baggage", and the language should be vivid, humorous and witty, and do not speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about a sketch is its vivid and interesting language and its witty lines. Use various rhetorical techniques skillfully and avoid straightforward statements.

Sometimes a "borrowed" phrase can make the audience laugh. For example, Song Dandan's "A white front tooth was laid off gloriously last year", and Zhao Benshan's "The sound of the waves was still the same" when he talked about reconciling with his wife, are all examples of superb borrowing of language.

4. Don’t write the sketch as a cross talk or a short drama, but highlight the characteristics of the sketch. Some sketch writers have good intentions and good intentions. They always want to write sketches that are thoughtful and educational. But the performance was counterproductive because they didn't really distinguish between drama and sketch.