Fools sell lines, sketches, fools sell lines and fools sell songs.

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Fools sing

Boss: Director: Wang Senhui Music: Teacher Meng

Fool: Wang Senhui, venue coordinator/props: Shu Hui, Yang Jing.

Couple actor: Fu Zhenhua producer: Shanghai Excelle Glasses Co., Ltd.

Lover: Yang Jing Xu Ming.

Big brother play: fly home

Wife plays: Dai Meiying

Bodyguard played by Zhang Zhile 1

Bodyguard 2: Miao Yunjie

Opening song 1 music

Moderator: In this materialistic society, true feelings are becoming more and more valuable. China has developed rapidly, but there are still some vulnerable groups that need people's care and help. As the old saying goes, as long as everyone gives a little true love, the world will be the best on earth. Please enjoy the social wide-angle photo musical << Fools Sing >> Music Stop.

Couple-go away, baby, I'll take you to a good meal today. Letting you eat carrots and vegetables every day makes you look like a big man. Take you to a nice place, Jin Dong Hotel, OK?

Lover: Right, right.

Couple-go to the ramen restaurant next to you by yourself. How about a small restaurant? This is the only economic condition now. I will be ready in a few days. I treat you to big fish and big meat. What are you doing with a straight face? There is something delicious. Let's sit down! I often come here to eat, so I say, boss, come ~

Boss.-let's go. Yo, it's you again,

Lovers-what's the matter, not welcome?

Wife of shop-owner-welcome! What do you want to eat today? Look at the menu first.

Couple-this is my girlfriend!

Boss, this young lady is really beautiful!

Couple-better than the one the day before yesterday!

Wife of shop-owner-younger

Lovers-ok, I won't order. That's all you have, third.

Wife of shop-owner-what's wrong with the third child?

Couple-you give me a green vegetable fried with mushrooms first, and then a mushroom fried with vegetables.

Boss-in-law-handsome, are you kidding? The two dishes you said are actually one dish. Well, I'll recommend them to you. Look, the crabs, lobsters and fish we bought this morning are all fresh seafood.

Couples-hey, there's seafood, there's seafood. Please tell me earlier.

Wife of shop-owner-seafood, of course. What do you want?

Couple.-look at my girlfriend. She is thinner. Let's eat some seafood to cure her.

Wife of shop-owner-well, make up!

Couple-just give me a cold kelp silk!

The boss came in. Wait a minute! Soon, lovers-and tomato and egg soup.

(Big Brother takes his girlfriend out! * Go! Dude, I invite you to dinner!

Little brother: thank you, big brother and wife-say to your wife: kelp is pure natural food, seafood! )

Big brother.-I've heard a lot about you. Where shall we eat?

Wife: Brother, shall we go to eat seafood? Big Brother: There is a seafood shop here, so that's it! Is anybody there? Boss!

Wife of shop-owner-come, come, come, you eat some fruit first!

Big Brother-Boss! (loudly)

Boss, look at the menu first!

Dude.-don't look at the menu. Give me a sweet and sour fried rice cake first.

Wife of shop-owner-sweet and sour? (Big Brother: Yes) There is no such thing! (Big Brother: I have plenty of money. When I say money, I have money. ) Well, sweet and sour. Anything else? Help yourself, and don't forget the beer. OK! ! !

Fool -[/b] Come out! Honey, I fly very slowly. I'm coming, boss!

Wife of shop-owner-why are you here again?

Don't worry, stupid boss, I'll sing a song and leave.

Wife of shop-owner-I tell you, fool, just sing a few songs and leave. Oh, stop messing around here, do you hear me?

Fool-okay, I'll wash the dishes for you later.

Boss-cold weather, not afraid of catching a cold.

Lover-fool

Fool-does big brother order songs?

Couple-Diandian, I'll order a song for my girlfriend. (Fool: OK)

Little brother-fool, my big brother calls you! My brother is over there,

Lovers-don't start work, come first, then arrive.

Fool-when you meet the underworld, order a song.

Brother-you can order songs, but you must stand firm first.

Fool-stand firm

Eldest brother-stand firm, you shake a fart.

Fool-it's uneven.

Big brother-this young man has good hair.

Fool burns,

Brother.-Where did you burn it?

Fool microwave oven

Dude.-Can you perm your hair in the fucking microwave?

Fool-save money

Big brother-save money. Look at you. Everyone has a dream. What is your biggest dream?

Fool-eldest brother, my biggest dream is to be the party secretary in Danyang Development Zone.

Eldest brother-why don't you go to Yangzhou as the party secretary?

Fool? go there

Big Brother-Secretary of Yangzhou Municipal Party Committee.

Idiot.-don't go.

Eldest brother-why not go?

Fool-I can't stand in a windy place. If I am blown into the river, I will become an illegitimate child.

Big Brother: Who pushed the tortoise?

Fool: Big Brother, I am a tortoise.

Big Brother: Not enough. Come here.

Big Brother: What song can you sing?

Fool: I can sing any song.

Big Brother: What a breath. how much is it?

Fool: Five dollars for one song and ten dollars for three songs.

Big Brother: Good at business.

Fool: This is called small profits but quick turnover.

Big Brother: Come here, baby. Come here. What song do you want to listen to?

Wife: Honey.

Big Brother: I asked you what song you want to listen to.

Wife: Honey, people want to hear sweet secrets.

Big Brother: The fool sang me a sweet secret.

Fool:. . . . . .

Big Brother: Can you sing?

Fool: I will.

Big Brother: For my wife.

Fool: Big Brother, is this your wife? Shit, it's so slutty

Big Brother: What?

Fool: Is it nice?

Big Brother: That's more like it. Sing quickly.

Fool: Honey, I, I lick your breasts.

Wife: Surprised expression Big Brother: You lick it.

Fool: I don't lick it, you lick it.

Big brother: I don't lick it, and you can't lick it.

Fool: If I don't lick it, you will get moldy if you don't lick it.

Big Brother: You can't lick it if it's moldy.

Fool: Then I won't lick it.

Big Brother: Shit, can you sing?

Fool: Everything has changed, so sing and kick your feet!

Big Brother: Come here, come here, come here.

Fool: Big Brother, you give me money after I sing. I need it urgently!

Big brother: I'll give you money if you sing.

Fool: OK, OK.

Big Brother: (Give 100 Yuan)

Fool: Big Brother, no, no, keep the change.

Big Brother: Mm-hmm.

Fool: (Pay back the money) Give it to me when my brother sings.

Big Brother: Well, that's more like it. I tell you, big brother is very happy today. You sang a good song.

Fool: Do you want me to sing a song specially for you?

Big Brother: It's specially for me.

Fool: Big Brother, I'll sing.

Big Brother: Then sing.

Fool: See you in 20 years and turn the crematorium into ashes. You push, no one knows who. Flies and mosquitoes fly around us. Dear friend, who will give you the best coffin? I will give you the best coffin.

Big Brother: Right, kick your mother's head, right, right, right, right.