The most famous monologue in Rhinoceros in Love

I want to give you everything, but I have nothing. I want to give up everything for you, but I have nothing to give up. Money, status, glory, what little self-esteem I have, it's nothing without them. If it was the Middle Ages, I could become a knight and write your name in every conquered city. If I were in the desert, I would shed my last drop of blood to wet your chapped lips. If I were an astronomer, there would be a star called XX. If I were a poet, all the voices would only be song for you; If I am a judge, your likes and dislikes are my supreme law; If I were a priest, there would be no better heaven than you; If I am a sentry, every word you say is my password; If I were a murderous robber, they would beg you to let me obey; If I were the overlord of Chu, I would take you away and make people laugh at me! But I'm nothing. An ordinary person, an ordinary person like me, what can I do for you?