Funny short film joke sentences (selected 14 sentences)

1. Teacher: Smoking is prohibited in school. Why do you smoke? Student: Hey, the motherland is not unified, which makes me depressed.

2. Son: Dad, what is the law? Father: Law is a French lawyer. Son: So what is legal illiteracy? Father: Of course it is the French blind man.

3. I got a raise, but I don’t know what to do. If she doesn't tell her wife about this, she'll say I'm a fool for not getting a raise. Then tell her! No, I'm not that stupid!

4. Lao Shen was forced by his wife to go to the photo studio to take a couple photo together. The photographer looked at the camera and said to Lao Shen: Sir! You must have a smile on your face. Lao Shen looked at his wife and said: Please step away for two minutes, okay?

5. Student A: Why do you run so fast in school? Classmate B: Because my memory is poor. Classmate A: What does this memory have to do with it? Student B: I just memorized a text at home, and I was worried that I would forget the text after being delayed for a long time on the road.

6. A boy made an appointment with his favorite girl to go up the mountain to watch the night view. It was brightly lit and very beautiful. At this time, a gust of cool wind blew. The man lowered his head and asked: Are you cold? The girl thinks he is very considerate! And the answer: Not cold! Thanks ! The boy said: Can you take off your coat and let me wear it? I'm so cold!

7. Katya went to Rida’s house as a guest and saw Rida cooking in the kitchen wearing an apron. She felt very strange: What's wrong, you cook by yourself? Now I have to cook for myself. Why? Where is your maid? She got married and is now the hostess. Yes, who are you married to? Stay with me.

8. One day, Xiao Wang and his wife were watching TV together. There was a report on TV: According to the survey, some men hope to have an extramarital affair. Xiao Wang was busy explaining to his wife: I am there! As soon as the voice fell, the TV continued to report: Another hope has multiple extramarital affairs

9. In order to cultivate the baby's artistic accomplishment, the father took him to the concert hall to enjoy a violin recital. One hour, two hours passed, and the performer on the stage was still playing to the end. The baby couldn't bear it anymore. He asked loudly: Dad! When will he be able to saw the wooden box open? Dad fainted.

10. On a summer night of lightning and thunder, a young mother put her little boy to sleep. When she was about to turn off the lights and leave, the child asked tremblingly: Mom, can you sleep here with me tonight? The mother smiled, hugged her son, comforted him for a while, and replied, "No, honey, Mommy is going to sleep in Dad's room." The child was silent. After a while, he trembled and cursed: "Bold child."

11. During the former Soviet Union, a man came to the hotel and offered a bottle of Volga! Waiter: Cloth. Man: Last time it was cloth, what should I do? ?Waiter: Volgabu, the other is the party's revolutionary fund. The man reluctantly took out the cloth and handed it to the waiter. Strangely, the waiter found his cloth again. Man: Why did you find cloth again? Waiter: All the wine is sold out.

12. The director is particularly fond of numbers. He has to do everything possible to count the phone number and car license plate until the last number. Who knows, one day, the bureau moved to a high-rise office building. The secretary won an office in the Chaoyang Room specifically for the director, but the director said he had to move to nothing. So it's a good toss-up. The secretary was confused by this. Later, he went to the director's house to deliver something. The director's wife pointed out the maze: the idiom has "seven up and eight down"; the office is so unlucky!

13. A male college student went to the school's boiling water room to turn on the water. When he entered, he found that it was crowded with girls. He went in happily and lined up gracefully. It was the boy's turn to fetch water. Unexpectedly, the boiling water suddenly splashed out, and a lot of water spilled on his hands. pain. To maintain his demeanor, he gritted his teeth and pretended to be fine. A beautiful girl around him asked with concern: Is it okay? The boy was very moved and said: It doesn't matter! After hearing this, the girl turned around and said to the girl behind her: How annoying. The water is not boiling today!

14. A woman has a wild nature and has affairs with several men. Soon I found out I was pregnant and gave birth to a son. But what to call it? ?She doesn’t know which man she lives with? I had to find a knowledgeable old monk on the opposite mountain. She told the old monk that the best men for her were Gao, Sun and Chen. The old monk thought for a while and shouted: Guo Chunhai. Um! What happened? Mary was wondering. Why is it called this name? ?The old monk said: Gaotou, grandson, Chen Pang.

Isn't it (Guo)? Three people's day, isn't it (spring)? Everyone has a little {drop}, isn’t it (sea)?