Huang Hong's Sketch Photography Script

Yo, how do you know that?

A: Because you have a unique image.

B: There are not many people there who look better than me.

A: It seems that some actors in movies are just like you.

They say I am as kind as Sun Wang Xi.

A: I hope not as good as you.

Some people say I look like Lin Daojing.

Are you a man or a woman?

B: I don't know when I praised it. I'm an actor anyway.

I have seen many photos of you.

I like taking pictures.

A: A few days after the downfall of the Gang of Four the year before last, you wore new uniforms and took a photo.

That's to commemorate our second liberation photo.

A: 1958, you wore a denim jacket and took a photo.

It was taken when I joined the Party to commemorate the Great Leap Forward.

A: 1948, you wore work clothes and took a photo.

B: That's a photo to commemorate my participation in the revolutionary work.

A: In 2008, you took a photo naked.

That's ... I'm not wearing anything.

It says "anniversary"!

B: I was only one year old.

A: Anyway, you are weaned.

What did you mention about my childhood?

A: It can be seen that taking pictures is a great pleasure in our life.

Most people like it.

A: It not only commemorates the beautiful pictures in life, but also enriches the content of life.

B: it's also very memorable.

In addition to beautiful composition and soft colors, your photos have another biggest feature.

B: What?

None of them cried.

B: Oh! Everyone laughed when taking pictures.

Well, I'm not.

Are you crying?

A: It's worse than crying.

B: What is it like?

A: Grinning, neck facing south, eyes facing north. So ... (emoticon)

B: Oh! This is worse than crying. Why do you look like this?

What do I look like? If you had driven me to the photo studio, you would have looked uglier than me.

When did you go?

A: When Lin Biao and the Gang of Four talked about formalism.

B: It's not that bad, is it?

Who wants to take a picture like that? At that time, interfered by Lin Biao and the Gang of Four, there was no distinction between right and wrong. Like taking me to the photo studio early in the morning. There are several staff members sitting there, and no one cares about me.

You said hello.

A: I don't care about greeting.

B: be polite.

A: How polite?

B: You are like this: "Comrade, you drive and I'll take a picture."

A: (to Nu's mouth)

B: Comrade, let me take a picture.

Answer:-(with lips)

What am I doing with my lips?

A: I'm still a comrade at the counter. It's no use trying to cooperate with me secretly. I looked along the direction, and there was a piece of paper on the wall with four words written on it: "Customer Information".

What is the content?

A: I will read it to you: "Any revolutionary comrade who comes to my revolutionary photo studio to take revolutionary photos, enters our revolutionary gate and asks revolutionary words must first shout slogans. If the revolutionary masses don't shout revolutionary slogans, the revolutionary workers will resolutely refuse to answer the revolution with a revolutionary attitude. Pay tribute to the revolution. "

What a revolution. At that time, you should say, "serve the people, comrade, let me ask you something."

A: "We must strive for private practice"! You say it! "

B: "I'll take a picture of' Disappeared Capital'."

A: "How many inches do you want to take?"

B: "Innocent revolution", three inches. "

Answer: "Rebellion is justified, you take money!"

B: "Highlight politics". How much is it? "

A: "Immediately" is 1.30 USD. "

B: Criticize reactionary authority! This is your money. "

A: "First, oppose money! Here is your ticket. "

B: "Sweep all kinds of ghosts and ghosts"! Thank you! "

A: "The word' hard work' flashed by! No need. "

B: "there is a revolution in the depths of the soul! Where to take pictures? "

A: "'further death for the public'! Go forward! "

B: "I'll take one more step for public death" and I'll be finished?

A: "Then don't take a half step back for personal gain!" " "

B: I can't come back yet This is not vulgarization!

A: You couldn't say that at that time. Lin Biao and the Gang of Four engaged in fascist dictatorship. Who dares to say that? As light as struggle, as heavy as imprisonment!

Crazy suppression of the people.

I just finished it outside. As soon as I entered the photo studio, the photographer rushed at me ... (with his lips)

B: Why?

A: (with lips)

Oh, let you go over there.

I saw four people standing in front of the wall.

What is this for?

A: (muttering)

What are you mumbling about?

A: Meditate on the "old three articles".

B: Do I have to recite the "old three articles" when taking pictures?

On second thought, I'm going, too!

Can you recite it?

A: Anyway, it is reciting. Write an article for half an hour and stand for an hour and a half.

B: All right.

A: After reciting, I said, "Comrade photographer, I take pictures."

What did he say?

A: (with lips)

B: What's wrong with that?