What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever experienced?

Let me tell you two embarrassing things about myself when I was young.

In the late 1980s, I had been with my girlfriend for three or four months, but I had not yet been to her house. One day she came to me and said, "My parents want to meet you." So I bought some gifts and rode with her for about an hour to her house.

Her parents enthusiastically let me into the house, exchanged a few words and went out. There were only my girlfriend and I in the house. Although it was my first time at her house, I didn't feel restrained at all in front of her. Moreover, I am usually a bit informal and like to joke with acquaintances. I felt a little thirsty at this time, so I pointed to the thermos bottle on the coffee table and said to my girlfriend: "Go, quickly give Dad a glass of water." Before I finished speaking, her father lifted the curtain and walked into the house. , my face suddenly turned red, and I could neither sit nor stand...

In the mid-1990s, I had worked in a state-owned bank for seven or eight years. After reluctantly becoming a department-level cadre, my boss The president retires. The new president treated me very coldly, so I also had strong hostility towards him.

This year, the credit section chief of our bank was arrested by the public security department for violating the law. At that time, the head of the credit department was a "fat guy" who not only had real power but was also very prestigious. Therefore, several department-level cadres in the industry wanted to take over this vacant position.

After get off work at noon one day, several colleagues and I were waiting for the elevator. Sister Wang, who usually likes to joke with me, said to me: "You are so young and promising, and you must be the head of the credit section."

The new president didn’t have a good impression of me. This was known to almost everyone in the bank. Sister Wang was undoubtedly making fun of me, so I said angrily: “You think the president is my son and I want to do it?” Just do whatever you want?”

At this time, the surroundings suddenly became quiet, surprisingly quiet! I looked back and saw the president standing behind me, also waiting for the elevator. At this moment, he looked up at the ceiling, as if he didn't hear anything...

I have done many embarrassing things since I was a child, and I feel embarrassed to talk about it and think about it; but I I remember that the most embarrassing thing for me was when I was in school. I woke up one morning and found that it was almost eight o'clock and the class time was about to arrive. If I didn't hurry up and be late, I would be punished by the teacher, so I hurriedly got dressed. and pants. That day I got dressed several times faster than before! After washing my face and brushing my teeth, I put on my schoolbag and went out. Unexpectedly, a very embarrassing thing is about to happen! At that time, I ran to the classroom out of breath. I finally didn't be late and followed everyone to the playground for morning exercises. After finishing morning exercises, I started running. The female classmates who were in front of me winked at me. I thought they were saying hello to me, so I nodded to her and smiled at her, and then she He smiled and pointed at my lower body. I lowered my head and looked, ah~ I fainted! I didn't zip up my trousers, and I felt very embarrassed. I turned around quickly and put the zipper on my trousers. My face turned red and I really wanted to find a hole to crawl into. This is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me!

I have also experienced many embarrassing things, but they are all small things. Let me talk about the embarrassing things about my uncle and sister-in-law. I feel very embarrassed. That was more than 20 years ago, when my sister-in-law was young and a carefree rural person who could do farm work. Once I went out to see a patient in the city. It was summer, and my sister-in-law also changed into a short-sleeved shirt and a dress, and her shoes into high heels. So she took a shuttle bus to the city on the road at the edge of the village. Since I rarely wear high heels when working at home, it feels awkward to wear them, and I have to get out of the car on the way to the city. When the bus arrived at the stop, the conductor asked everyone to get off, and my sister-in-law got off the bus with the crowd. When she got off the bus, she couldn't adapt to the high heels and lost her balance when she stepped down the steps on the bus. When he got out, he instinctively grabbed forward with his hand. In front of his sister-in-law was a young man in his 20s. He was wearing a vest and underpants. As soon as he reached the ground, his sister-in-law's hand grabbed the edge of his underpants. She still lay on the ground with her arms covered. On the ground, he pulled the boy's pants down to the bottom, and everyone around him laughed. The boy stood there awkwardly and didn't say anything. He just lifted it up quickly. His sister-in-law was also very shy. At this time, The conductor came to the rescue and said, "What's wrong with my sister? Get up quickly! At the same time, I helped my sister-in-law up with my hands." The young man was of high quality and didn't say a word. He probably didn't have the nerve to care about it since he was a woman. Seeing that nothing was wrong, his accomplice pulled the young man to reverse the car, and the crowd followed him. I think this is the most embarrassing thing

I have encountered too many embarrassing things since I was a child. Let me tell you about a brain-dead experience I had the year before last for your enjoyment.

In August of the year before last, my wife and I made an appointment with a photography studio to take wedding photos. The location shooting was to be shot at a film and television base in Foshan, and we were accompanied by three other couples. Because I was pressed for time, when I first got on the bus, I was embarrassed to waste other people's time, so I didn't go to the toilet first, so I held it in all the way. Fortunately, the driver probably also wanted to get out of the car and smoke, so he found a service area to stop. car.

I walked to the toilet pretending to be elegant. As soon as I entered the toilet and closed the door, I felt something was wrong. Why did a woman's voice come in? But I didn't think much about it at the time, because this service area was relatively remote and there were no people around. I thought it was a bathroom for men and women.

After using the restroom and washing my hands, I noticed that the three couples I was traveling with were looking at me with half-smiling smiles.

I still didn’t know why, but my lover grabbed my hand, pointed to the bathroom door and said, “If you’re in a hurry, I’ll call you and you’ll go in.” When I looked back, my face turned red, and I returned to the car. , I felt extremely embarrassed all the way.

When I was in school, I had my first date with my boyfriend and had dinner. .

It was popular to eat Korean food at that time, and there happened to be one near the school. A special feature of that store is that it has many small tatami rooms that are partitioned off. When the door is closed, it is like a small private room. It is relatively private and cannot be seen by people outside, so it is not disturbed (Hey, where do you want to go? . . )

What’s more, the food in this small shop is large and the price is cheap. The lady boss is very enthusiastic. A group of our classmates often go there to eat and drink, so the lady boss gives us a small change every time we finish. . .

It is really popular among students and people with little money. .

That day was our first date, our first time!

The two of them are still relatively shy, reserved, and at a loss.

The service girl brought the menu over, and my boyfriend asked me to order. I took the menu, looked at it, and thought that it would be our first date to be more reserved and order less. . .

So,

ordered fried vegetables, seafood pancakes, mixed pollack, and two bowls of cold noodles.

My boyfriend said he should order more, and he took the menu and looked at the dishes on it.

I shouted from the side, "No, I can't eat anymore." .

He said, it’s okay, if you can’t eat it, just pack it up and go back!

So,

I ordered another kimbap, grilled lamb, and a fruit salad!

I can basically pack up what he ordered and take it home, and I am not afraid of the cold. I was moved by the romantic atmosphere of this man's thoughtfulness. .

The food arrived shortly, and with the free 4 pre-meal appetizers, a large table was filled with dishes!

While I was eating, the lady boss came over with barley tea and helped us add water. When she saw me, she greeted me warmly.

"Hey, little sister! Are you here? Yo, why did you eat so little today?"

Me:. . . . . .

"You won't climb over the wall again at night, why don't you come over for a late-night snack!?"

Me:. . . . . .

I remember one time when I went hiking with my girlfriend, I was thirsty. So I stopped to buy a bottle of mineral water. My girlfriend found it too slow, so she went up first. Afterwards I paid, drank water, and hurried up the steps. I saw my girlfriend looking at the scenery by the guardrail. So I quickly stepped forward and slapped my girlfriend hard on the back shoulder. The girl turned around and we looked at each other for three seconds... "Oudimaika, I recognized the wrong person." I wailed in my heart and immediately said, "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person." Another five seconds later . The girl turned and left. Afterwards, I broke out in a cold sweat. I was so scared that I quickly drank up a bottle of mineral water!

Suddenly mentioning the most embarrassing thing I have ever experienced, it was really hard to remember something that happened to me.

That was some time ago, I was walking back from work one night. After crossing the street, I saw a girl wearing fitness clothes and carrying a bag, because I often go to the gym at this time with my girlfriend. And that day, the girl's height, hairstyle, clothing, including her backpack, and most obviously, the thermos water cup she was holding in her hand were all very similar.

I watched her walking over. I mistakenly thought she was my girlfriend, so I stretched out my arms in front of her and prepared to hug her... When I stood in front of her, I realized that she was not her. My girlfriend's actions at the time were really embarrassing. She immediately retracted her arm, and the evil smile on her face suddenly turned serious. Then she got out of the way and kept saying "I'm sorry, I got the wrong person..." ...

The girl didn’t say anything, and I didn’t stay too long, so I walked away quickly. After I got home, my girlfriend was lying on the bed leisurely watching TV. Then I told her...

I remember one year when I was away from home during the Chinese New Year, I called my mother on New Year’s Eve. I could memorize my mother’s mobile phone number and typed it in directly all the time.

As soon as the phone call came through, I called out "Mom~blablabla" and said to myself. It took a long time for the other party to interrupt and say, "Girl, you made the wrong call." Oh my god, it was a young male voice. I blushed, apologized quickly and hung up the phone.

I calmed down and continued to call my mother. As soon as I got through, I quickly told my mother, "Mom, I didn't know what happened just now, so I dialed the phone to a boy, and I spoke. It’s so embarrassing to just call someone mom, I’ve never dialed the wrong number before..."

There was a nice laugh from the other end, "Girl, you dialed the wrong number again, it’s me..." I He even laughed at himself.

Although it was embarrassing, the laughter was so nice (^o^)

When I was a freshman in high school, I was studying in the county town. My aunt's family lives in the county town. During the summer vacation, I plan to go to my aunt's house to play for a few days before going home!

My aunt’s mother-in-law is called grandma in our hometown. My aunt's house is a three-story house. My aunt lives on the third floor. My in-laws live on the second floor. The first floor is the living room and kitchen. On the second night at my aunt's house, my aunt asked me to go to the kitchen to help her bring something up.

When I walked to the second floor, I saw my grandma taking a shower. The bathroom door was not closed, it was just open. I felt instantly embarrassed. My in-laws didn’t feel embarrassed and just walked out with a towel to get dressed in the corridor. I hurried downstairs to the kitchen without even saying hello. After taking what my aunt asked for, I waited for a while before rushing up to the third floor. I'm afraid that I'll be embarrassed when I see my in-laws later.

I told my aunt about this. My aunt said that my grandma is always like this. No matter who comes to the house, she doesn't shy away from it. Later, when I was a senior in high school, my aunt and uncle divorced. My aunt said that she really couldn't stand her in-laws and grandma. There was no freedom at all there. Usually when my aunt was in the room, my grandmother and the others would go up and stand by the door to secretly monitor what my aunt was doing inside. My uncle also has no independent opinions. He will do whatever his in-laws say. A typical mama’s boy!

Let me tell you something I did that was very embarrassing: When I was a child, both my parents went out to work, and I was just at home with my sister. I was in second grade at that time, and it happened to snow in winter. It snowed in those days. It's big and thick. We have a habit. If a few people go to school and play well, whoever gets up early will go door-to-door to call!

When I was a child, my family was poor and we didn’t have an alarm clock or a watch. We would judge whether it was dawn by looking at the brightness outside. Maybe it was because the snow was too thick and it was very bright outside that day. We had morning reading class at 7 o'clock at that time. I woke up at night and saw that it was very bright outside. Plus it was winter again. I thought it was time to get up and go to school, so I called my sister. stand up. Then my sister and I carried our schoolbags and went to the houses of our classmates and knocked on the doors door to door. We actually woke up three of them. Later, we went to another house. His house had an alarm clock. He said it was only after one o'clock and he got up so early. What were you doing? My sister and I felt very awkward... Then we went back and had a good sleep before going to school.