Sentences poking fun at one's cooking skills. Tell me something interesting about cooking (58 selected sentences)

1. Ideas are like exercises. Only by focusing on one point can there be strength.

2. Do you believe I can contribute?

3. Cooking by others is life, while cooking by me is survival.

Only food and love can be worthy of it.

At the best time, live up to the delicious food.

6. There is a little woman in my family who won my stomach with her cooking skills and persuaded my people with her cooking skills.

7. Bake happiness, let the breath of happiness overflow, stir up wishful thinking, let the beautiful smell float away, and let the happy meals fill the dining table of life.

8. A simple fried rice with eggs can make me live forever. I'm afraid only my wife has this ability!

9, a happy spatula, stir-fry a sweet taste; Pleasant seasoning, bringing out the taste of happiness; Comfortable cooking is a happy meal.

10, great ambition begins in high school, and brilliant life begins today.

1 1. The only thing I can afford in my life is chopsticks.

12, a pair of skillful hands, a spoonful of stir-fried sweet and sour, a face of enthusiasm and regret, and a tall hat are my comments.

13, five-star chef in the hotel? I must have been afraid to grin in front of my wife and fell asleep immediately.

14, no matter what others do, it is also a dark disk, and I am a black hole disk.

15, I am serious about cooking. It tastes terrible. I was born.

16, for the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always particularly rough.

17, wife, are you hiding something from me? Are you ... a senior chef in a five-star hotel?

18, be a blessed four-happiness ball, and live a long and healthy life; Make a happy sweet potato, just be happy; Make a plate of auspicious braised fish with infinite luck.

19, the greatest thoughts and actions often need the smallest beginning.

20. Delicious food is the fruit of hard work, delicious food is the crystallization of sweat, and cooking is the hype of the master.

2 1, delicacies, delicious food in front of my cooking.

22. There are many kinds of delicious food, and customers are full of praise. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

23. There are many kinds of food, and the family is full of praise. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

24, kitchen knife waving happy songs, frying pans dancing happy smile. Babao's birthday cake was filled with vegetables, and the spoon and shovel in his hand jumped up happily.

25. Even if the whole world is against you, delicious food will always be on your side.

26. The highest level of eating goods. I'll believe that when I see it.

27, eat, fat; Eat or be greedy.

28. That cook keeps chopping vegetables and cooking. That knife is really convenient in his hand.

29. Every time my wife cooks, I may destroy all the dishes before they are served. Fortunately, I restrained myself.

30. It is said that if you want to catch a man, you must first catch his stomach. Anyway, my wife has done it very successfully.

3 1, daughter-in-law cooks delicious food ... this meal should only be available in the sky, so how many times can we taste it on earth!

32. I should have saved the whole universe on an empty stomach in my last life. You gave me such a wife who can cook in my life!

33. China has a profound culture. What are the eight major cuisines? I have eighteen ways to make laxatives.

34. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

35. Show your talents and provide your cooking skills. There are no enemies at the art exhibition.

I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

37. In theory, you can cook any dish. Theoretically,

38. I used the warmth of grilled abalone, the warmth of grouper crossing the bridge, the delicacy of lobster in soup, the sweetness of frozen blood swallow, the sinking hair and the width of braces.

39. Some people are born with a talent for cooking! For example, my wife made a vegetable and egg soup and made it taste like seafood soup!

40, food, food, delicacies!

4 1, don't live up to it, don't live up to your stomach.

42. The ideal road is always for people with confidence.

43. Honey, let's all quit our jobs and start a restaurant. I'll help you. Don't worry about business!

44. My mother won't let me go to New Oriental, saying that she cooks with an excavator better than me.

45. The happiest thing every day is to come home after a hard day's work, to eat the delicious food cooked by my daughter-in-law, and look forward to it every day!

46. What foods are not worth mentioning in front of your wife's cooking?

47. I saw an authoritative cooking competition on the Internet the other day. I think it's time to give my wife a name!

You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

49, delicious praise spread, study hard and practice cooking for decades.

50, dinner began to eat, I cooked well and tasted good. I haven't cooked for a long time. I made two dishes and one soup myself today.

5 1, you can't make a river without a small accumulation, and you can't walk thousands of miles without a small accumulation.

52. It is my wife who has disrupted my weight loss plan again and again. I can't help it This woman is a great cook!

53. After knowing your wife, what is the concept of eating out? Just eat at home and out every day!

54. Being in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry, is it braised, spicy or spicy pot to eat instant noodles?

I dare to put this sentence here. You come to my house for dinner, and my daughter-in-law won't let you eat repeated dishes for ten days and a half. That's awesome!

56, happiness should be sizzled, and the aroma will diffuse the surrounding space; Worry slowly stews, easily and slowly embraces melancholy; Happiness is like soup, the longer it gets, the stronger it gets.

57. What can I say? My wife cooks. I may have just finished this meal and started looking forward to the next one!

58. The boss personally cooked today, prepared a table of dishes for us, and had the first dinner at the local tyrant's new home.