Lines of Super Happy Insole

Mr. Hu: Audience friends in front of the TV.

M: Dear viewers who are not in front of the TV.

Mr. Hu: Welcome to our Super Happy Shopping Channel. I'm Xiao He.

M: What about me? I'm Mary ~ from Taipei ~

Mr. Hu: Who?

M: Mary ~ is from Taipei ~

Mr. Hu: Tell the truth! ! !

Ma: Mary from the northeast ~

Mr. Hu: Miss Ma, do you usually walk?

Ma: Walking? Wow, haha ~ hehe ... you are really interesting. Does a big star like me need to go? Usually go out by private car, go out by plane, go home by elevator, go shopping and have a younger brother. You don't have to stand when you're fine. Do you think I still need to walk ~

Mr. Hu: OK, OK, even if I'm wrong. Do you usually wear shoes?

M: Oh, my God ~ Then you asked the right person. I tell you, as a professional shoe seller. ...

Mr. Hu: Ah, ah?

M: Sorry ~ Ha, as a professional shoe buyer, especially a female expert, I don't brag at all. I tell you, a house of more than 60 square meters is full of shoes: I have sports shoes, travel shoes, high heels, flat shoes, leather shoes, cloth shoes, slippers, sports shoes, board shoes, water shoes, sandals, sandals.

Hu: A-mei is tired. Are you tired? Sister (patting shoulder). So you must have used a lot of insoles?

M: Yes, that's right.

Hu: Well, you are very lucky today. A famous person once said, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. There is no insole, which is really a drag. " So today, I will bring you super happy insoles that are popular all over Asia and even the world, making you crazy, fascinated and screaming!

M: Wow ~ I put this in every pair of shoes. I've been super happy since I put this on. My head is not dizzy, my hands are not shaking, and my face is even redder than before. Many friends have asked me if I am abnormal. ...

Hu: Ah! ?

M: You are in love ~ Oh, I don't even know why ~

Mr. Hu: Of course, you padded our super happy insole.

Close: the more padding, the brighter ~

Ho: A philosopher once said: "At the beginning of life, human nature is good; It's really lame without insoles. "Don't look at the thin piece of our super insole, but it contains 998 1 process. We combine the most advanced nanotechnology in the world and use 180 kinds of precious Chinese herbal medicines. Our insoles have passed the international ISO certification and are 100% green products and 100% environmental protection products. You forget that a philosopher once said, "You hate books when you use them, but you won't put your feet down when there are mats in your shoes!" "Hey, no, which philosopher said that?

Mr. Hu: I'm not finished yet! Our insoles can not only remove foot odor and treat colds, but also enhance human immunity and improve the speed of online cooking. At the same time, we should also remember that a philosopher once said, "Use other people's happiness to pad your shoes and let others unfortunately put their feet down!" "

M: Hmm ~ I can't stand it ... You called the philosopher for me, and I killed him. ...

Mr. Hu: Yes! Control! Pay attention to your mood. ...

Ma: Wow! Is such a small insole so exaggerated?

H: Of course. Because it is a secret weapon that can help you succeed ~

Ma: The secret weapon of success? ~ ho: want to know why Jordan can become a superstar in NBA?

M: Why?

Mr. Hu: Because he has our super happiness in his sneakers.

Ma: Wow, haha ~

Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Bill Gates became the richest man in the world?

M: why ~

Mr. Hu: Because when he invented Microsoft, he trampled on our super happiness.

Ma: Wow, haha ~

Mr. Hu: Do you want to know why Obama can become the president of the United States? M: I'm not interested and don't want to know.

H: ok. Do you want to know why Phelps can become a world-class flying fish?

M: why ~

Mr. Hu: Because he is standing on our super happy swimming.

Ma: Hehehe ... He Laoshi.

Mr. Hu: What?

Ma: Phelps swims without shoes …

Hu: Yes, you don't understand. He didn't need it in the pool, but what did he do with our shoes on the shore?

Audience: Super happy.

H: yes.

Ma: It turns out that the success of these celebrities is all because they create super happiness.

Mr. Hu: That's right. Then let's analyze the insoles in super happy, which are outrageous, shocking and even outrageous. First of all, of course, is its appearance and color.

H: Super happy, little guy. Super happy, golden yellow. Super happiness is healthy and unique. Insoles need super happiness. Ho: Second, of course, its anti-fatigue function. It can be said that no matter how far our super happiness goes, we will not be tired.

Ma: Warm feet hurt far away. It doesn't hurt. It's easy every month.

Mr. Hu: Third, of course, it is its unique and flexible design.

Close: bounce, bounce off crow's feet! Bounce, bounce, bounce crow's feet!

Fourth, what we want to introduce to you is that it can enhance the memory function.

M: Since I bought Super Happy for my children, I have started to learn English. ...

Ho: It's so simple ~ Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. In addition, the most important thing, of course, is that the summer sleeping mat is our super happiness, which can make men more masculine and women more feminine.

We used to be very entangled (women holding men and women laughing, hahaha ~)

Ho: I was very happy after using it (women rely on men, men roar ~)

M: I guess this insole is great, Smecta.

H: Yes, not only that. We also hired the most famous designers in the world to design many series for us. First of all, we designed a mature and steady zodiac series for our older friends. Look.-Dragon.

Ma: Pig.

Hu: Snakes.

Ma: Pig.

Mr. Hu: Tiger.

Ma: Pig.

Hu: I won't stop you!

M: So you're not a tiger?

Ho: Oh, oh, oh ~ Sorry, I forgot to introduce you. The Year of the Tiger is out of stock. It doesn't matter if you happen to be the animal year, you can change your zodiac sign ... hehe ~

Ma: Don't be disappointed, as long as you turn the zodiac upside down-Dangdang! It becomes twelve constellations! Is it very creative?

Ho: Wow ~ But I'm really sorry to tell Leo's friends here, because who did we give all Leo's products to? (Audience: Yico Zeng) Yes.

Ma: Eh, wouldn't it be bad if I were a tiger and a Leo?

H: that's all right. You can choose our latest design, the most fashionable and popular Avatar series.

M: Wow ~ (Applause) Then what is this?

Oh, this is a special introduction for everyone. This is our DIY series. You can post a picture of someone you hate and fear in this blank, so that he will ask you sweetly. ...

Honey, what do you take me for? Hu: I regard you as my super happiness.

Ma: Ha ~ ~ It's an insole ~

Ho: that's right ~ so I can step on you every day.

He: Isn't it cool? ! ! It's not over yet! ! !

Mr. Hu: Look, we have prepared a brand-new dazzling diamond series for you. It is inlaid with 38 diamonds, with eight hearts and eight arrows. It is perfectly machined by lathe.

Ma: The so-called eight hearts and eight arrows means that a diamond has perfect polishing, perfect proportion, perfect symmetry, the best in diamonds and Rolls Royce in insoles!

Mr. Hu: You heard me right. Our super happiness is that we are inlaid with such a perfect diamond. Mary, what are you doing?

Ma: Cut it down and make some diamond rings.

Mr. Hu: Don't be so greedy. I tell you, the position of these 38 diamonds can't be moved, because they correspond to 38 important acupuncture points on the soles of your feet. As long as you wear insoles like ours, you can receive the most intimate foot massage anytime and anywhere, with such thoughtful design and reasonable arrangement. ...

H: Where can you find it? ?

M: Having said that, we don't know how much this super happy insole costs.

H: We sell this kind of insole internationally for $998. But today, in order to serve the country and repay the people, it only sells for 998 RMB. In addition, because today is our Lantern Festival, a large part will be removed, and we only sell 98 yuan!

Ma: Oh, my quack! This price is an insult to super happy insoles!

Mr. Hu: Yes, please insult us as much as you like. ...

M: How many pairs have we prepared today?

H: Oh, yes. We only have 20 groups, only 20 groups! ! !

M: Haha ~ Is it too little?

Mr. Hu: There is no way. Good products are snapped up by everyone. If you really can't get it, we can only sing it to you:

Guan: Sorry ~ Sorry ~ Sorry ~ Open ~ Open ~ Open ~ Can't buy ~ Can't buy ~ Can't buy ~ Piss you off ~ Piss you off ~ Piss you off ~ Piss you off ~ Piss you off ~ Piss you off ~ Piss you off ~

Ma: occasionally ~

Mr. Hu: What's the matter?

Ma: Today is the Lantern Festival. Can there be more such an important day ~

Ho: Si ~ this ~ this.

Ma: Occasionally ~ ~ ~

Mr. Hu: this ~ this (cell phone rings) I have to take this call (hello? Mm-hmm "Oh," did you step on 20 pairs of bottoms again? Hunan Changsha dialect means: Hello? Mom, what's wrong? You made twenty pairs of insoles again! ) The bottom is the insole. (oh, oh, "fat pull" right away. Oh, Leah, please go to bed, go to bed. Hunan Changsha dialect means: Oh, I'll be right back to get it. Thank you. Go to sleep, go to sleep. Ladies and gentlemen, the manufacturer just called, and we urgently need to stock 20 more groups, and there are 20 more groups! ! M: (Clap your hands, the phone is coming. Hello? Third aunt? What? 20 more pairs! You ask uncle to bring it to me at once. This thing always sells well! Let me tell you something. Audience friends, I want to tell you a good news. In order to meet your needs, we specially bought ...

Ho: mm-hmm ~

M: The factories in Southeast Asia urgently mixed 20 pairs. 20 pairs ~

Ho: We have 60 regiments in a * * *, and only 60 regiments in a * * *. Dear friends, come and order. Pick up your cell phone, landline or generator. Please call our order hotline, namely-

He: 88888888

Mom, I'm so thirsty!

Mr. Hu: Oh, wait a minute, you are super happy. ...

M: It's your super happiness ~

He: Wow, hahaha ~

2. I only care about you who are super happy.

Xiao He; This is CCTV of Super Happy Insole Company.

Mary; CCTV means that you can't see the ground outside next door.

Xiao He; Hello, everyone, I'm Xiao He from Super Happy.

Mary; I'm from the northeast, marry ~

Xiao He; Colleagues and employees are very happy to meet you!

Mary; Today is March 24th, 20 13.

Xiao He; According to Maya's prediction on 24th, this afternoon 15: 14: 35 will be the end of the world! That is to say, colleagues, in half an hour, the world will be over ~

Mary; Although the end is coming, the unique happiness story of our super happy company cannot be short for the time being!

Mary; Everybody gather!

Xiao He; To!

Mary; Count off!

Xiao He; 1, count off! We should have arrived at 1, but actually arrived at 1. Please indicate!

Mary; Go away!

Xiao He; Yes!

Mary; Come back (Xiao He comes back) Although there are only two of us left, we will stick to the end, and the deeds exhibition begins now! Standard stance!

Xiao He; Are we (she) the best team!

Close; Yes!

Xiao He; Do we want to show our best!

Close; Yes!

Mary; Our slogan is!

Close; Come on, come on, I'm the strongest. Come on, come on, I'm the best.

Come on, come on, I'm the strongest. Come on, come on, I'm the best.

Come on, come on, come on!

Mary; receive

Xiao He; Our team philosophy is

Close; Never give up, never give up, never give up, never give up, never give up, never give up.

Mary; Take it. Let's work together in Qi Xin.

Close; Create a new world!

Mary; receive

Xiao He; Of course, I won't forget the friends who participated in our special activity "The sun that can't get out" ~

Mary; Yes, I don't know what happened to them. Let me pay them a return visit before the end ~

Children practice splits (playback)

Practice children's splits; My dad said, if I let you divide it, you divide it. There is not so much nonsense. Well, I'm going to split it again.

Bye, auntie ~

Children practicing splits

Female journalist; Hello, children, the end of the world is coming. what do you think?

Practice children's splits; I'm used to it.

Female journalist; Hmm? I haven't seen the child for a year. Does your father still force you to divorce?

Practice children's splits; I'm used to it.

Female journalist; Why are you used to pinching?

Practice children's splits; Auntie. . I won't tell you. . I'm going to practice splitting. . . Bye, auntie. .

Female journalist; Bye ~ yeah! . . . Ah ah ah ah ah ah ~

Multifunctional additional function (playback)

Actress; Ah! Well, which TV station are you from? Where do you broadcast it?

I can also sing unhappy songs ~

(Singing) Iron gates ~ bars ~ chains ~

A versatile extras.

Actress; I know you! Hey! You're from the TV station, right? Ah. I'm telling you, once I chased you and filmed me, but you didn't even film me.

hahaha

I'm telling you! I am very angry.

Where's our costume drama? I shot!

Then it's hard for you to chase me (reporter moves the camera)

Yeah, yeah, not that. Although I am an actor, I still have special feelings for singing.

I learned a new song, I'll sing it to you ~

Golden hoop, that stick, that stick, that stick, that stick, that when that when that when that when that.

Uncle of photography; luck

Actress; Gnome male-"(* Shouting) Don't go, I tell you! If I'm angry and you want to shoot, I won't let you shoot, hey! Hey!

Grandpa selling blockbusters (playback)

Uncle; Movies ~ blockbusters ~ movies watched by adults ~

Grandpa selling blockbusters

Reporter; Dude, what happened? Why did you break all the discs? Tianya is not going to sell?

Uncle; Who will watch movies and buy CDs? They are all downloaded from the Internet, not to mention movies watched by adults.

Reporter, what do you do?

Uncle; Hum, mask ~ mask ~

If you want to live, you must wear a mask.

Shy security guard (playback)

Female journalist; What are you unhappy about?

Security; Hmm. . . . (covering his face) Yes. . . (escape)

Female journalist; Hey, hey, don't run Hey!

Shy security guard

Security; What's the matter with you, you man? I told you not to use your mobile phone to QQ at work.

Safety 2; Nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod.

Security; Did I tell you that you must have taste in music?

Safety 2; Uh uh uh

Security; That's as good as the most dazzling national style. Why don't you listen? Did I tell you?

Safety 2; Didn't you arrive a year earlier than me?

Always bullying me ~ (sniffling)

Security; People have been on TV, so you have to respect our literary and art workers!

Safety 2; Don't mention what happened on your TV. What a shame! Look at your performance.

Security; I wasn't ready then. If they come today, look at me!

Safety 2; Hmm. How interesting

Reporter; Hey, hey, hello ~ hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

(The security guards are all gone, hahahahahaha)

Drunk driving buddy (playback)

Drunk driving driver; Dude, remember, you can't drive without drinking. . . . Open the wine. . . Drink it. . . . Don't drink too much!

Drunk driving partner

Drunk driving driver; Iron gate ~ iron window ~ iron chain ~

I spent another year in prison.

Reporter; Hey ~ big brother, hey haha, I haven't seen you this year, my hair has grown! What's the matter with you?

Drunk driving driver; Have a cigarette (while driving)

Reporter; Gee, nothing!

Drunk driver: I ran a yellow light ~

Reporter: This is nothing.

Drunk driving driver; Hum! More than once, and then I got scared. I backed the car back, ah, my forehead (shaking)

I broke in several times!

Lovely mother and son (playback)

Mother; Just afraid of having a second child, just like the boss, malnutrition.

The eldest son; Hmm ~ ~ ~

Mother; Stop it, boss. Be obedient. Turn around and listen.

The eldest son; Hmm (don't touch me)

Mother; obviously

Son; (of many people) talking/arguing

Reporter; Hao Jian (mother laughs) Come on, say hello to uncle and brother.

The eldest son; (unfamiliar face)

Mother; baby

The eldest son; Mom ~ mom ~

Lovely mother and son

The eldest son; Hey, hey!

Reporter; Hao Jian, what are you doing?

The eldest son; Hao Jian, this is really a good sword among good swords, isn't it?

Reporter; Hey? Hao Jian, where is your mother?

The eldest son; My mother is in the car.

(cock crows)

Mother; ouch

Reporter; Oh, hello, hello.

Mother; Hey, hello, hello.

Reporter; A year has passed, and the end of the world is coming. Do you have anything to say to the earth?

Mother; I just want to say that I hope everyone will take care of the environment and let mothers have safe milk to drink.

Well, I'm pregnant again.

What about this third child? He can't look so awkward like the first child and the second child.

Reporter; Hey hey, that's very kind of you. Yo, Hao Jian, why are you so fast?

Mother; This isn't Hao Jian, this is Hao Jian's younger brother, Hao Qianer, Hao Qianer. Come to Hao Qianer and say hello to uncle and eldest brother.

(Actually, it's still Hao Jian)

Qianer; Hey, hey, hum, hum.

Mother; Damn, I'm really defeated by your innocence.

Reporter; Ah ~ it's not his innocence that beats you.

Qianer; Yes, I'm wearing shoes, hahahahahaha.

Oh, gnome male-"(female; Hao Qianer! Which of you left the earth first, hahahahahahaha.

Mary; Ah ah ah ah ah.

It's inhuman.

It's over. I have to go to work.

Xiao He; Who will buy insoles when you are dying?

Mary; Hey, wow, it's over. Why don't we go home and love whoever we love (strike the table)

Xiao He; Let's go Hey, wait a minute.

Mary; Hmm?

Xiao He; Only half an hour. If there is another traffic jam outside, we will be stuck here. Isn't that more uneconomical?

Mary; That's right. I go home alone anyway. I'd better leave it with you.

Xiao He; hum

Mary; You said that when we were in kindergarten together, primary schools, middle schools and universities were all deskmates. Ah, after graduation, we went into super happiness again. Is this fate ~ huh? ~

Xiao He; I really gave you my whole life.

Mary; Hmm. How interesting

Ho, well, it's over anyway. Let me tell you a secret.

Mary; Hehehehehehehehehe

Xiao He; what happened to you

Mary; You said nothing (secretly pleased)

Xiao He; Do you know why it's me, not you, every time the company evaluates advanced?

Mary; Oh, it must be because you work harder and harder than me ~

Xiao He; This is not (ah? In fact, every year when I evaluate the advanced, I give my boss a gift. When I saw no one, I secretly put the gift on his desk (impossible) qie!

Mary; Our boss is sick at home and goes to the hospital every day, so the most annoying thing is to give gifts. Whoever wants to give a gift will definitely not be judged.

Xiao He; Right, so write your name every time you give a gift, poof, hahahahahaha.

Mary; Xiao He, you are cruel enough. Let me tell you a secret!

Xiao He; What?

Mary, do you know that you are still a single student after all these years?

Xiao He; Yes, I have dated 800 times. Every time I go, the girl points at me and says, "Are you sure you have the right person?" What consciousness is this!

Mary; Because I arrive half an hour earlier than you on every blind date, I tell people that I am his sister (hmm). I said, oh, girl, our little family's emotional path is very rough (well), so don't hurt her.

(Mm-hmm) He just got married by her boyfriend (Mm-hmm)

Xiao He; (looking at the audience inexplicably) "male" friend! You! Isn't this a rumor? You!

Mary; What's wrong with the rumor? If you get married and have children, who will I bully?

Xiao He; I said you went too far.

Mary; You are still blinking. What's the matter with you? )

I went too far. It really is too much of you. Have you forgotten everything you did to me when I was a child?

Alas, I have been a good student since I was a child.

I only have one dream, that is, to be admitted to a famous university.

But I am always bullied by others in class. Fortunately, there is Xiao He! Oh, at that time, I was painted as a little bastard. Oh, he wiped it off for me himself, and I got a bubble hall on my head. It's him! I personally consume my hair one by one. In this way, slowly, I became fond of him, but it didn't last long. I accidentally found that he drew a little bastard on me and forgot my head with bubble gum. It was all his doing! But what I can't accept most is that he secretly changed my college entrance examination wish! One, two, three volunteers, all changed to Malanpo Technical School! Finally, he was admitted to Malanpo Technical School with an excellent score of 699. It collapsed on the first day of school. I can't choose my major now! Chef! Excavator! Auto repair! Water welding! I am a girl, what should I do? Do you think I would be here if it weren't for you? Will I sell insoles with you? !

Xiao He; Oh, are you out of line or am I out of line? Have you forgotten what you did to me when you were a child? Oh, the reason why I changed your college entrance examination wish is a one-time revenge for my dark childhood! From elementary school to middle school, you groaned (almost crying). How did you piss me off? That, that, that, in retrospect, is full of tears.

The first part of the year

Mary; Xiao He, I think you have been chasing me. This popsicle is exhausted. Tut tut, poor thing.

come here

Sit there and watch!

hahahaha

Xiao He; Begging ... oh. . . .

Mary; Oh, this popsicle is really delicious, hmm ~ oh, and there is a cream pinch.

Xiao He; Ouch. . .

Mary; Want to eat? I'll give you a bite

Dangdang ~ (empty) hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Xiao He; cry

The second part of the year

. . . . . . .

Mary; Hey, get in the car

Go ~!

. . . . .

Xiao He; Ouch. . . . . .

come back to earth

Xiao He; It's strange that I hated you so much, and now it's the end of the world. It doesn't seem to matter whether you remember Qiu Lai or not. It's warm there.

Mary; Xiao He, in fact, from small to large, no matter good or bad, you must be the first person to appear beside me.

Xiao He; I just found out that there are always some people in life who are not our lovers. But it seems inseparable, alas, who says this is not true feelings?

Mary; Hey, it's time for our company to sing a song every day again ~

Xiao He; This may be the last time we sing to you.

Mary; Anyway, over the years,

creek

thank you

Xiao He; It doesn't matter. It won't happen again anyway.

Close; Time flies, I only care about you.

Willing to infect your breath

Life is short.

Can get a bosom friend.

It is not a pity to lose the power of life.

Mary; So I beg you.

Xiao He; Don't let me leave you.

Close; I don't feel the slightest affection except you ~