Interesting couplets

Pawnshops, pawnbrokers in the west, pawnbrokers in the east and pawnbrokers in the west as things;

Nantong, North Tongzhou and North Tongzhou connect the north and the south.

It doesn't matter if I shoot the first one and you shoot the second one.

Brother sings the first sentence, brother sings the second sentence, and the tune is dry and Kun.

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.

Larch leaves are yellow.

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.

A girl gnawed at a duck's head, which was salty and disrespectful.

Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?

When the ground is a pipa road, you can play any one.

The banter between Su Shi and Fo Yin-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing at a bone by the river, and he came up with:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5 Maitreya couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Open your mouth and laugh, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.

A girl is eating a duck's head, but the duck's head is salty, which is too much for the girl.

Take a break for fame and fortune and have a cup of tea.

Work hard, have fun, and bring a pot of wine.

Ready-made sentences without special articles

Half true and half false, the moon shines in the water.

Horizontal approval is "peace in China"

Very interesting couplets

1 Su Shi and Fo Yin's banter-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, and he came out:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5 Maitreya couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Laugh as soon as you open your mouth, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.

Interesting couplets

Once upon a time, there was a "lonely ghost" who planned to open a hotel, so he paid three taels of silver and asked someone to write a couplet for the new store.

A scholar went to apply. The "lonely cold ghost" said to him, "The couplets should praise my wine, acetic acid, fat pigs and prosperous people. There are no mice in the shop."

With a stroke of a pen, the scholar quickly wrote

The first part is: raising pigs is like a mountain, and rats only die. The second part is: making jars and vinegar jars. The sour cross is: many people are sick, but little wealth.

The scholar shook his head and watched it again. "Lonely Cold Ghost" was very happy, but his face was expressionless. He also said evasively: "The quality of couplets depends on the audience's views." In this way, three taels of silver were lost and not given to the scholar.

On the opening day of the new store, in front of many people who came to watch the scene of bustle, the scholar read aloud the couplet:

"There are many sick people and less wealth."

"Raising pigs is as big as a mountain mouse, only death."

"The wine vat is good for vinegar, and the altar is sour."

Hearing this, the "lonely cold ghost" cursed the scholar, but the onlookers burst into laughter.

Please guess why the original "lonely cold ghost" is so happy.

Answer: Because the scholar read:

"Many people, few diseases, rich"

"Raising pigs is like a mountain, and rats only die."

"The wine jar is good, but the vinegar jar is sour."

Write couplets vertically

The ship carries stones and stones, and the ship carries light.

Measure the ground with a ruler; Measure the ground with a long ruler; Measure the land with a short ruler; Light weight, light weight.

Foot short circuit is long and short.

The boat leaked and the pot was full.

Blow out the lights, blow out the wine, and the restaurant is drunk.

Let people love painting and poetry.

Eggs are really light without salt.

The pig intestines were not cut well, and Beilu stayed alone in the long intestine house.

Xixi chicken qiti

Jade head began to cry.

Monks are swimming on the river. Monks are worried about independence. The bridge doesn't flow.

Sleeping in a lonely hotel, the dream soul once came to my hometown.

Who smashed the building with one blow?

I also boldly wrote poems on it. Castle Peak is not always a snow-white head.

There is no wind and wrinkles in the green water.

You have a long white spirit and a thick shade to send away the autumn remnant.

Soft willows are fragrant, and He Chunlin is unlucky to welcome the spring tomorrow.

Luck is less than wealth all year round.

A man, a woman, a woman, an aunt and a sister-in-law are in one.

New three years, old three years, old three years. The scholar asked Sir.

Go, go, chase the horse, go, go, go.

Silkworms make cocoons and weave silk to warm the world.

The wolf makes a fine pen and writes splendid articles all over the world.

Red face, black face, white face and dragon face protect Mr. Liu

Cao Cao's ambition, lingering heart, Dong Zhuo's heart is better than Han Dynasty.

The tall, short man with a short stick on his shoulder came to Odeli Mountain with a black and yellow roe deer.

Sister-in-law Xi found new rags to make wet and dry shoes and went to the house next door to pay for her relatives.

East Temple, West Chamber Landlord and West Chamber Door dare to sit side by side.

Ning, Ji, Jing, South, North, Shuangjing, and water and soil can compete for hegemony.

homophone

Tune the piano, tune the new song, tune it beautifully.

Plant flowers, good seeds and fragrant seeds.

The first part: one, three, eight-character pronunciation (bar), tone (tone), other pronunciation (drop), tone (tone).

Downward: One character, three characters and eight characters are pronounced with the sound removed and the rest are pronounced with the sound, the species and the species.

Chao Chao Chao Xi

Long long long.

Pronunciation: Super Super Super, Super Super Super Xi.

Pronunciation: long rise, long rise, long fall.

Hang Hang Hang Hang Hang Hang Hang.

Long long long.

Pronunciation: Hang Hang, Hang Hang, Hang Hang, Hang Hang and Hangzhou.

Pronunciation: long, long and long.

Lele Lele Lele

Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao

Hall of Supreme Harmony

Pronunciation: Luo Yue, Luo Yue, Luo Yue.

Pronunciation: Zhao Chao, Zhao Chao, Zhao Chao.

Tidal clouds, tides, tides, tides, tides and tides.

The water is long, long, long, long.

Chaoyun Temple in Sichuan

Pronunciation: face the clouds, face the clouds, face the clouds, and face the clouds.

Pronunciation: long rise, long rise, long rise, long flow.

The sea inclines to the north and south.

The clouds are getting longer and longer.

Mengjiangnv Temple in Shanhaiguan

Pronunciation: tide, tide, tide.

Pronunciation: clouds rise, grow, grow and disappear.

Wine without soup is hot.

There are no car fans in the hall.

Read "Tang" and "Tang" before reading couplets.

Read "Fan" after the second couplet.

Wang Xizhi, a great calligrapher in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, likes to write couplets, but every time he just posted them, others stole them. On New Year's Eve, he came up with a clever way to prevent "thieves": he posted this couplet on the door:

Felicity never paired off.

When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly

The thief walked up to Wang Zhai and shook his head. In the early morning of the first day, Wang Xizhi continued three words at the end of the couplet, which became a masterpiece with full salary:

Happiness has not doubled until now.

It never rains but it pours.

This legendary "skill" is obviously not credible-because the first Spring Festival couplets did not appear until the Five Dynasties. But the story is very interesting, and the couplets are also very artistic and worth appreciating.

2、

Wang Yucheng, a writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, was born in a poor family when he was a child. He often helped adults to grind noodles after school. /kloc-when he was 0/2 years old, an expert asked him to make a couplet on grinding noodles. Wang Yucheng said:

But match the heart.

It's too late to worry.

When the local satrap gave a banquet, he improvised:

Parrots can talk like chickens.

The guests were full of answers and the news spread the next day. Wang Yucheng know, immediately to the next sentence:

Spiders are not as clever as silkworms.

3、

Lv Mengzheng, a Song Dynasty man, was indignant at the serious inequality between the rich and the poor at that time. One Spring Festival, a poor man asked him to write a pair of Spring Festival couplets. Lu wrote:

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

Banner: North and South

After the Spring Festival couplets were posted, countless people gathered around. Everyone began to feel "strange" and then called it "wonderful". The beauty of this pair of Spring Festival couplets lies in its external meaning: the first couplet is short of one, and the second couplet is short of ten, which is the homonym of "lack of clothes and food": the horizontal comment of "North and South" means "nothing". The author uses a unique rhetorical device to describe the plight of the poor.

4、

Yan Shu, a poet of the Song Dynasty, took a nap in daming temple when he passed Yangzhou. He came across a poem written on the wall. Upon inquiry, he knew that the author was a local, so he invited Wang to dinner. After supper, they took a walk by the swimming pool. It's late spring, and fallen flowers are everywhere. Yan Shu said, "Sometimes I think of a good sentence. For example, I once said,' Nothing can be done', and I haven't come up with the next couplet yet. " Wang Qi replied, "I have known Yan for a long time." Soon, this couplet was written by Yan Shu in her word "Huanxisha? A new word, a glass of wine, has become a famous sentence through the ages.

5、

Kou Zhun, a famous figure in the Northern Song Dynasty, and all his friends traveled in the suburbs. On a whim, they made a sentence:

The moon under water is the moon in the sky.

All my friends didn't answer correctly. Yang Danian just arrived and said:

The person in the eyes is the person in front of me.

All the friends cheered in unison.

6、

Gong's father is good at speaking, and Wang Anshi made a sentence to give it a try:

Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties

Liu told yue:

Ode to elegance in four poems

Wang Anshi applauded: "This place is made in heaven!" The beauty of antithesis is that it sums up "ode to elegance" with "four-character poem": because "elegance" in The Book of Songs can be divided into "elegance" and "elegance", when combined with "wind" and "ode", it just becomes "four-character poem".

7、

Mei is famous for her poems, but after 30 years of ups and downs, she has not been reused. In his later years, he was invited by Ouyang Xiu to participate in the compilation of Tang Shu. After the manuscript was written, it was not presented to the emperor, and Mei died, which made the literati lament. Previously, when Mei was ordered to write the Book of the Tang Dynasty, he once said to his wife Diao Shi:

My book can also be described as a monkey in a cloth bag.

DiaoShi laughed.

You are an official. What's the difference between catfish and bamboo poles?

Although it is a daily conversation between husband and wife, it naturally becomes a bond, and everyone who hears it applauds.

8、

Su Shi (no. Dongpo and Huang Tingjian play chess in Panasonic. A gust of wind blew, pine nuts fell off the chessboard, and Dongpo improvised:

Panasonic go, pine nuts fall with each one.

Huang Tingjian told yue:

Fishing by willows, on which fishing lines are often hung.

9、

Su Shi has always been a snob. Wang Anshi, the prime minister, attached great importance to Su Shi's talent, but felt that he should be killed. One year, the first month and December are beginning of spring, and August is another leap month. Wang Anshi took this as the topic and asked Su Shi to answer correctly:

One year on earth, two spring months, two August, two spring and autumn.

Su Shi thought hard for days, but he couldn't answer. It was not until hundreds of years later that an anonymous person reluctantly made the bottom line (tolerance):

Sixty-year-olds will meet again on Sunday, and the world will meet again.

10、

One day, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit his home. Huang went to the door, Sue was busy going out to meet him, and they chatted under the willow tree by the door. Su Xiaomei, who is catching lice by the window, said:

Brother invited two moons outside the door.

Su Dongpo smiled and said:

My little sister caught half the wind at the window.

Press: "bimonthly" means "friend" and "half wind" means "louse".

1 1、

One night, Su Dongpo said to Su Xiaomei, "I'm going out for the first part. Please spend the night in the second part." Sui yue:

Narcissus holds the Hosta, and the sound is slow before the wind.

Su Xiaomei struggled for a long time, unable to answer. Because "Water Fairy", "Hosta" and "Slow Voice" are all epigrams, it is really difficult to draw a scene at the same time. Looking for it, I suddenly saw the maid bringing dining tables in the moonlight. Su Xiaomei had a brainwave and came to the bottom allied:

Yu Meiren, wearing a Hong Xiuxie, attracts Bu Bujiao under the moon.

Publisher: Yu Meiren, Hong Xiuxie and Bu Bujiao are also the names of the inscriptions.

12、

During his tenure in Hangzhou, Su Dongpo often traveled around. One day, when he was traveling to Mo Qian in casual clothes, he came to the temple to relax. Seeing his simple clothes, the old man in the temple regarded him as an ordinary tourist and said coldly, "Sit down!" " He shouted at the street boy, "Tea!" During the conversation, the Taoist priest found that the visitor was quite knowledgeable, so he went into the wing to talk and said, "Please sit down!" He called again, "Tea!" When he finally learned that the visitor was Su Dongpo, the old Taoist bowed and asked him to sit in the living room! . Entering the living room, the Taoist priest bowed down and said, "Please sit down!" He also ordered the Taoist boy: "Go to the fragrant tea!" When he left, the Taoist priest repeatedly asked Dongpo to leave "Mo Bao". Dongpo wrote a book with a smile:

Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down.

Tea, tea, tea.

I feel ashamed after reading it.

13、

Fo Yin and Su Dongpo, monks of Jinshan Temple, have always been very friendly. They often play jokes on each other when they meet. One night, they were boating on the Yangtze River. The boat is windy and windy, and drinking on the moon. After three rounds of wine, Fo Yin asked Dongpo, and Dongpo pointed to the riverbank, smiling without a word. Fo Yin followed the hope, but saw a farmer carrying a hoe back to the village on the shore, and a yellow dog was walking behind him, gnawing at a leftover bone. Fo Yin had an epiphany on Dongpo, but he smiled and threw a big cattail leaf fan with Dongpo's poems in his hand into the water. The two men understood each other and smiled at each other. It turns out that they made a delicate and humorous pun "dumb couplet" with "body language":

Dogs gnaw at river bones (monks)

Poem of flowing water Dongpo (corpse) (Fo Yin antithesis)

14、

One day, Fo Yin and Dongpo talked about Buddhism. Su Xiaomei, who was lying behind the curtain, saw Fo Yin's fantastic Buddhist story and wanted to "be quiet" with the monk, so she posted a question and ordered the maid to take it out and give it to Su Dongpo. Dongpo looked at it and said with a clear voice, The first part is:

Man used to be a monk, but he can become a Buddha.

Dongpo handed the first part to Fo Yin, and Fo Yin thought for a moment, and then made the second part:

Women are as humble as handmaiden, and women can be called slaves.

This is an "analytical couplet", which is very clever.

15、

According to legend, Liang Hao, a poet of the Song Dynasty, failed many times, still held his breath and studied hard, and finally won the top prize at the age of 82. In the thank-you table for the emperor, Liang Hao attached a humorous couplet:

White head with poor menstruation, eight years old.

It takes more than two years to embark on the road of Qingyun.

This couplet uses two historical allusions: Fu Chengming, a senior teacher in the Han Dynasty, was 90 when he was born, and Jiang Shang (Taigong) was 80 when he assisted Zhou Wenwang. It is very appropriate for the author to express his feelings of being old and successful.

16、

Hong Pingzhai, a poet in the Song Dynasty, likes to use the word "gang" in his articles. One year, he wrote to the emperor to impeach the prime minister of the dynasty, saying that he was monopolizing power and taking bribes. There is a sentence in the throne: "abuse power for personal gain, abuse power for personal gain." As a result, instead of "bringing down" the prime minister, he was jealous by the prime minister and stayed idle for ten years. Hong Pingzhai was so angry that he wrote a couplet at home:

I don't understand the word "Hu Zhi"

Just because "just" ten years of leisure.

17、

You Mao, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, has a friendly relationship with Yang Wanli. During the reign of Xi Chun, Yang Ren's secretary supervisor, especially TaiChangQing, often looked down. They are humorous and like to play jokes on each other. When I met you once, I said to Yang, I take the Book of Changes as the upper part, please make the lower part.

Yang Wei wo

Yang Wanli should track:

This stunning woman can touch Yi's feelings very much.

"Yang is for me" and "stunner is moving" are both sentences in pre-Qin classics. The two poets skillfully quoted them as conjunctions, and "You" and "Yang" were their surnames respectively. Such a couplet really needs to learn to "bottom".

18、

According to legend, Zhu Yuanzhang, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty, visited Ma Yuan, and Judy (his fourth son) served with Zhu Yunwen (his eldest grandson). Mao made a sentence:

The wind blows thousands of ponytails.

Zhu Yunwen told yue:

The rain sprinkled wool on the blanket.

Mao thinks this is "weakness". Judy told yue:

Rizhao Longlin Wandianjin

The latter pair of sentences is much more powerful than the former one. Later, Judy replaced Zhu Yunwen and moved the capital from Nanjing to Beijing. Perhaps "Ma Yuan's response" has shown that the emperor's grandson is no match for the prince.

19、

When Xu Xi was young, he became an official. When he returned to his hometown, local officials led students to meet him in the suburbs. Students don't respect, because they are not from the subject, local officials are very angry and say:

Broken pomegranate, red door polyacid seed.

"Sour son" is a mockery of the acid scholars present. You can't be right for long. Xu Xidai answer:

Bite open ginkgo, an adult in white

The students were shocked, so they confessed.

20、

In the Ming Dynasty, Gao Zecheng was known as a "child prodigy". At the age of seven, one day, Gao Zecheng came home from school in a green robe. He met the neighbor of Shangshu, who was sincere:

The frog wears a green coat and looks forward to it.

Then honestly see the minister in red, that is, answer:

Falling soup is wearing a red robe and bowing.

Hearing this, Shangshu repeatedly marveled at the "terrible afterlife". "Eyes looking forward" and "Bowing like a bow" are two sentences in The Book of Songs and The Analects of Confucius respectively. It really takes knowledge and talent to quote them quickly in improvisation.

2 1、

Yu Qian, a famous minister in the Ming Dynasty, was brilliant when he was young. A monk saw that Xiao Yuqian had a double bun, so he joked:

Niutou is happy to have a dragon horn.

Less than modesty should be:

Has the dog ever spit ivory in its mouth?

When she was a little older, Yu Qian combed her hair into a trident bun. The monk saw it and made a couplet:

A triangle is like a drum stand.

Yu Qian replied:

As bald as a hammer

22、

Jie Jin, a member of Amin Dynasty, was good at dialogue when he was a child. When he was nine years old, his father took him to the Yangtze River for a bath. His father and son took off their clothes and hung them on an old tree by the river. Father impromptu sentence yue:

A thousand-year-old tree is a hanger.

Jie Jin immediately antithesis yue:

Wanli Yangtze river bathtub

23、

One day, Jie Jin's father played games with his friends. Before the start, his friends sang:

Heaven makes chessboard stars, who dares to play?

Xie Fu was speechless, and Jie Jin, who stood by, answered for his father:

The ground is the pipa road as the string, which one can play?

24、

There is a Zhulin Mountain in front of the village where Jie Jin lives, which belongs to the same village squire. One year during the Spring Festival, Jie Jin posted a couplet in his home:

Thousands of bamboos go door to door

Jia Zang thousands of books

The squire was very unhappy when he saw the boss, so he ordered his servant to cut off all the bamboo shoots. Knowing the squire's intention, it is convenient to add a sentence at the end of the upper and lower couplet:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos.

Jia Cang Qian Shu Chang

The squire was even more annoyed when he saw it, and then ordered the servant to dig out the bamboo roots. When he heard about it, he added a sentence at the end of the joint:

The door is short of a thousand bamboos.

This family owns thousands of books.

The squire was helpless and had to sulk. That's a good answer