What is the funniest joke in the world?

I'll tell you a popular joke in our industry. It's ironic, but it's still funny It's called The Story of the New Police. It is said that a new policeman has just joined the work. One day, because he was bored sitting in the office, he wanted to stroll around the street. He walked up and down the street in his uniform and suddenly found that there was no cigarette. So he went to the grocery store on the street and said to the boss, "boss, I want to buy a box of cigarettes." The policeman was very strange and asked, "Hey, how did you know I was a new policeman?" The boss replied, "The old policeman who bought cigarettes took it from here and left." Hearing this, the policeman thought, "Oh, I see." Then he passed a grocery store. He went straight in, took a pack of cigarettes and left. The boss looked at it and said, "Comrade, don't go yet. Excuse me, are you a new policeman? " . Hey. The policeman was even more strange and asked, "I said, how do you know I am a new policeman?" The boss replied, "The old policeman with a pack of cigarettes is all." "Oh, the new police in the mind just understand. I said nothing, took a cigarette and went out. Passing a cinema, many people are waiting in line to buy tickets because there is a particularly wonderful movie. The new policeman thought that he was idle anyway, so he queued up to buy tickets after watching the movie. At this moment, a man in front saw him and asked, "Comrade, are you a new policeman?" The policeman is even more confused. Hey, how did you know I was a new COP? The man replied, "who is the old policeman in line?" Go straight to the queue to buy. "Oh," he said, cutting in line, "Miss, I'll buy a ticket. The conductor looked at him and asked, "Comrade, are you a new policeman?" "The police are so depressed." I said, how did you know I was a new policeman? The conductor replied, "The old policeman who bought the ticket went straight in." "I heard that, the new policeman went straight to the movie screening hall and found a corner to sit down. At this moment, a man next to him looked at him and asked, "Comrade, are you a new policeman?"? The policeman was very anxious. He asked, "How do you know that I am a new policeman?" "The man replied," The old policeman is sitting here, and everyone is looking for the best seat in the front row and sitting at the most comfortable angle. "The new policeman didn't wait for him to say that finish, stretching his ass and running forward, and found the best seat in the middle. Just after watching it for a while, a man next to him noticed him and said, "Comrade, are you the new policeman? "The police were furious." I said, how did you know I was a new policeman? " ! ! !" "Oh, I don't know, the old police don't sit here. There is a box on the second floor. People just go to the second floor. There are people waiting to eat there. Much better than a few bars. " After hearing this, the new policeman angrily went upstairs, found a box and broke into the house. He squatted on the sofa and watched the movie comfortably. After watching it for a while, he wanted to pee, so he went out of the box and asked the waiter, "Hey, where is the toilet?" I want to pee here. " The waiter looked at him and said doubtfully, "Comrade, you are a new policeman." This policeman is really worried. "Damn, how did that happen? ! ! "The waiter replied," Do you still want to consider it? When the old policeman came out to go to the toilet, people stood in the box and urinated directly. " After hearing this, the new policeman turned into the box without saying anything, and took off his pants to pee outside. This is very comfortable ... when he finished urinating and just wanted to fasten his seat belt, he heard a man shouting "grass, I said the policeman above, are you new here?" Shit, this new COP! This time, the man was also in a hurry. He scolded, "Shit, why don't you know, the old policemen are always sprinkling back and forth. You're damn good. You won't move in one place, so you just hit Lao Zi's head." The three swordsmen met by chance, boasting about their swordsmanship and unconvinced, so they decided to try their swords in public and take flies as the fencing target. The first swordsman came on stage and waved his sword at the fly, only to see the fly split in half, and everyone cheered in unison. The second swordsman appeared, but when he saw the flash of sword light, the fly was dismembered into four parts, and everyone cheered loudly. The third swordsman appeared unhurriedly, raised his sword gently, and only heard a whoosh. The fly was still flying, which surprised everyone. But he smiled indifferently and said, "This fly is no longer a father!" " Suddenly the applause thundered. One day, you ask God, "Do I smile like the Mona Lisa?" God said, "No, you are like her sister." You ask, "Then who is her sister?" God said, "It's Janet Martha." What a fucking fool! ) [Page] There is such a person who is the best. Born in a poor rural area, she is gifted, with a deep sense of humor and a wide range of friends. Since she was 6 years old, she has at least three beautiful mm's around every moment. /kloc-went abroad to study at Stanford University at the age of 0/6,/kloc-returned to China at the age of 0/7 to participate in the World University Games and won the decathlon championship. The 20-year-old doctor is about to graduate, and at this time he has obtained n patents. The tutor advised him: "Don't go back, the environment here is good." He refused. The tutor said, "No doctor's degree!" He bowed lightly, returned to the dormitory, packed his luggage and returned home. At the age of 20, he started his own company with his own patent. It went public in three years, entered the top 100 in China in five years, and entered the top 100 in the world in10. At the age of 30, I suddenly felt bored, sold all my shares, immigrated to the United States, and wrote songs for Warner Bros. Records. 1 year later, he was officially hired as a producer by Warner Records. It was so successful that Warner occupied 80% of the world market. Known as the father of pop music in 2 1 century. At this time, I felt that Warner's monopolistic behavior was disgusting, and my objection to the boss was rejected. Quit my job as an independent producer and show it to everyone, not to Warner. 1 year later, Warner Bros. Records Company declared bankruptcy. Retired from the art world at the age of 40 and held a global farewell concert. A large number of stars participated and a large number of fans followed, which caused the following changes in the world economic structure: Boeing, the strongest in the world; Second: McDonnell Douglas. . . . . . At the age of 45, he invested in Venice, won the Serie A championship for five consecutive years and won the European Champions Cup for four years. At the age of 50, he sold his shares and went back to Hangzhou to fish and live in seclusion. I found myself photographed in the world photography award "Fisherman". At 55, he published a book about philosophy, ethics and aesthetics. Because of his beautiful writing style, he won the Nobel Prize in Literature of that year. 60-year-old parents died of cancer. Resolutely went deep into the people to find a prescription, built a laboratory in Hangzhou two years later, and introduced a new drug three years later, which can completely kill cancer cells in the body without side effects. In the meantime, a prescription failed, and it was found that this by-product could cure Parkinson's disease. He won the Nobel Prize in Medicine, but refused to accept it because the chairman of the prize was a racist. At that time, the Royal Swedish Society announced that it would no longer select the Nobel Prize, and all the funds were donated to the International Anti-Racism Foundation. At the age of 65, he was selected as one of the top ten outstanding figures in the world by the United Nations and invited by NASA to travel in space. In space, I suddenly found an unknown shadow on Jupiter. I went back to Earth and compiled an assembler to find the tenth largest planet in the solar system. At the age of 70, he married the most beautiful woman in Hollywood and gave birth to quadruplets at the age of 75. At the age of 80, the United States and the European Union exchanged nuclear bombs, and World War III broke out. Set off an anti-war movement and swim across the Pacific Ocean by yourself. A reporter asked at the press conference, "Are you afraid of danger?" Answer "Nothing to be afraid of, just worrying about sharks." Fishermen all over the world mobilized. After March, the wild sharks in the world were basically extinct. It took three months to swim from Xiamen to Chile, and finally I was exhausted and sank into the sea. With the armistice between Europe and America, Taiwan Province Province felt the return of Gaoyi to the motherland. The world joint salvage team salvaged the body in Chile and found it lying on the sunken ship of ancient Mayan culture. There are hundreds of millions of tons of gold in it, and the world financial order has undergone revolutionary changes since then.