20 18 routine sentence material praised by friends

For some funny routine sentences, they are often presented in the WeChat circle of friends, and many people will want to forward them. The following is the routine sentence material I compiled for your circle of friends, hoping to help you.

A selection of daily sentences seeking praise from friends.

1. The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

Choose any handsome guy. If you don't like it, you don't need money.

5. Have you seen Water Margin? Four Tang Sanzang apprentices became sworn friends in Taoyuan, and Jia Baoyu caught up with Liangshan.

Every time I meet you, my heart is always beating. I don't know why you always nod and smile at me.

7. I am not very talkative, so I was offended. . . . . You fucking hit me! ! ! ~

8. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

9. The most embarrassing thing is that someone stepped on your shoes while running?

10. My love for you silenced you, and your love for me became my extravagant hope.

1 1. Only women and heroes are sad, and wives and jobs are hard to find!

12. The happiest thing in the world is eating, and the second happiest thing is eating later!

13. Liangxi: If I were wifi, more people would love me.

14. I have tasted the ups and downs myself. I brought myself. I am my own sun and don't depend on anyone's light.

15. People eat pomegranate one by one, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate-!

16. No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you follow me?

17. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

18. I want to use you as a toilet, because when I don't like you, I will sit on your ass.

19. I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

20. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

2 1. Someone sent a note in class, and I really wanted to type t a when I saw the content. It said: Are you there?

I really miss being a child. When it's hot, I can go shirtless like a man.

23. The hungriest people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom: the hungriest is the heaviest. . .

24. With you, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours.

25. Shanglian: Good mentality, successful career, unsuccessful; Downward: bad mentality, career failure, unbeaten and defeated; Horizontal batch: success or failure is here.

26. When you are not online, I always stare at your information in a daze.

27. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station do you really realize that you are? Descendants of dragons? .

28. May the typhoon on Tanabata come more violently, and there will be several pairs when it blows.

29. Silence is golden, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

30. Now the more clothes a girl wears, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed!

Friends circle routine sentence recommendation for praise

1. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

2. No difficulties, attitudes, discouragement, giving up and farting.

3. Acne grows more than 700 million a year, and acne can circle the earth twice together.

When you chase the prince charming in your heart, the frog waiting for you is actually a prince and will be caught. . .

If the person I hate likes me, then I don't hate him, because I can't hate such a discerning person.

6. Don't base your happiness on the pain of others, you are different from others.

7. Mo Yan is angry. What should we do? The answer is actually simple: don't worry? Countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and go to school to catch up on sleep.

Everyone should send as many eggs as possible, not flowers, because eggs can be eaten and flowers can only be seen. ......

9. This morning in spring, I woke up easily, hung up Q, and didn't bother. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

10. Dogs and pigs play together. Dog:? What is one plus one? Piglet:? Two! ? Dog:? Wow! How clever you are! ? Piglet:? Of course, you think I'm a pig! ?

1 1. There will be a get-together on holidays. Fireflies work as lighting effect engineers and fly together in the air. One of them didn't shine, and the other asked him curiously: Brother! Why don't you shine? The firefly that doesn't shine says: Hey! Forget it, the electricity price has gone up again, and it was owed last month! ?

12. "The temperature at the poles is getting higher and higher. Penguins and polar bears have left their territory. Finally, they met at the equator. Penguin said: Brother Xiong, although the greenhouse effect makes us not have to keep out the cold, this environment has made my family extinct. The polar bear said, "Sister Penguin, don't be sad. Although we will disappear first, human beings will pay for what they have done. "

13. The kitten was fishing by the river and was accidentally caught by a shallow crab. When the crab saw something bad, it ran away. The kitten went on fishing and finally caught a shrimp. The kitten saw it and said, smiles send us light, you are so thin in the blink of an eye, and the weight loss effect is good. ?

14. A rooster fell in love with a hen, so he decided to invite the hen to dinner. The hen readily agreed and dressed up to attend. After dinner, the waiter asked the rooster to pay the bill, and the rooster said, it pays the bill today. ? The hen paused and said, didn't you invite me to dinner? The rooster said, haven't you heard that the miser has no money? I am a miser. ?

15. The puppy and kitten went to court to sue for divorce soon after they got married. The elephant judge asked them about their wishes, and the puppy said, Kittens don't go home every night. I suspect cheating! ? The kitten is full of grievances and says, I'm just chasing mice. ? Dog:? Look, it admits it! ?

16. A snake in the jungle likes to eat the sparrow's nest while bypassing the trunk. Other snakes thought it was very strange and asked why it wanted to eat Nestle. Only this snake gave the other snakes a white look: Didn't you listen to humans? Then I closed my eyes as if I had an endless aftertaste, slowly exhaled and sighed. Nestle coffee, delicious! ?

17. Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

18. Happiness can be obtained through learning, although it is not our mother tongue.

19. The so-called love story is that you say something you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe it.

20. Don't love everyone. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

Routine sentences for friends' praise

1. When will Taiwan Province Province be unified? The answer is: when buying instant noodles. Today is National Day. We eat instant noodles at home together and look forward to the reunification of the motherland. Amen!

2. On the occasion of National Day, I don't want to give you too much, just give you 50 million: happy, healthy, safe and content, never forget me!

On the occasion of National Day, I don't want to give you too much, just give you 50 million: happy, healthy, safe and contented, never forget me!

4. The weather is getting colder and the mood is getting better; The work went smoothly and the salary went up; Children grow up and have less troubles; The car has just been bought, the mortgage has also been paid, the National Day is coming, and the seven-day holiday has begun.

5. Back pain, leg cramps, physical and mental fatigue, kidney deficiency, fortunately, 11 to rescue; Pay tribute to the dust in the distance, let the moldy mind flow into the water, relax and walk the horse, and spend the eleventh day happily.

6. You are happy on a hot day. Pay attention to your health on a special day. Be gentle and pure. Don't let the sun shine on you. You are handsome and tender. All the beauty today belongs to you! Happy National Day!

7. People are happy when they are happy, and the National Day Mid-Autumn Festival is a double happiness. Wish you a happy holiday!

8. If one day, you are too tired to walk, just turn around and I will be by your side! No matter how far away, no matter how many years, may my blessing turn into a star and shine in every day of your life! Happy National Day!

9. If one day you think of someone who loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you, it must be that I am dead. I still miss you on National Day, don't you?

10. Is there anyone like me? I feel that things in my dreams can always be realized in reality.

1 1. If you want to know a man thoroughly, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

12. God will not embarrass simple-minded children.

13. A friend is someone who can see through you but still likes you.

14. When we remove the stumbling block laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

15. Sooner or later, you will understand that porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night, and people who cheat you will tell you more than those who love you.

16. People who know me don't need my explanation, and people who don't know me don't need my explanation.

17. People only care about what they like, so it is obvious whether a person loves you or not.

18. Life is not just eating and drinking now, but also travelling expenses and accommodation expenses in the distance.

19. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.