Does anyone know the lines for the skit about eating noodles? Thanks in advance^_^

Sketch: Eating Noodles

Chen: Director. Are you looking for an actor? Director, director, do you think I can do this? Look...

Zhu: Okay, okay, let you try it.

Chen: Hey!

Zhu: This is eating noodles.

Chen: (slightly surprised) Eat noodles!

Zhu: Look, this is a bowl of noodles.

Chen: Hey! I just didn't eat today.

Zhu: What did you say?

Chen: Ah - I said I will do a good job today. Haha, I will do a good job.

Zhu: Come on, come on, get ready first. Okay, all our departments have paid attention. Makeup, costumes, and props are all prepared.

Chen: (Looking at the bowl and talking to himself happily) Make braised noodles!

Zhu: Hey. The position of the camera, let's make it a little closer. Hey, that’s it.

Chen: (making a sound while secretly eating noodles)

Zhu: Hey, hey, hey! What a sound! (pause) Quiet! ah!

Chen: Hush - be quiet.

Zhu: Hey. Lighting office, our actor's performance area is here, the light is shot here. (Backstage: OK, OK)

Chen: (continues to eat noodles secretly)

Zhu: What’s the sound! Quiet!

Chen: Shh-[laughter in the audience] (whispering) Don’t laugh!

Zhu: All our departments are stepping up preparations. (walks towards Chen) Ah, the actor's scene is (finding him eating noodles) - Hey! How did you eat it?

Chen: To be honest, I didn’t eat breakfast today. Let me lay the groundwork first.

Zhu: The filming hasn’t started yet!

Chen: (pointing to the bucket of noodles) It doesn’t matter, I see there is another bucket over there!

Zhu: (helpless) Well, this scene is like this.

Chen: Ah.

Zhu: You and your girlfriend have made an appointment to go see a movie together at 8 o'clock tonight...

Chen: Ah! Love drama. (Looking excited) Ouch~~This————

Zhu: (Looking at the watch) Uh-it’s now...

Chen: Hey, director, I’ve liked watching it since I was a child Love movies.

Zhu: Don’t be wordy, it’s already 8 o’clock.

Chen: Hey, it’s 8 o’clock

Zhu: You were eating noodles. Your girlfriend came to call you. After you finished eating the noodles, you put down your bowl and ran out.

Chen: Oh... put down the bowl and ran out. That's all there is to it.

Zhu: One or two sentences.

Chen: Two sentences.

Zhu: Hey, why are you so anxious?

Chen: I'm not in a hurry.

Zhu: I’m going to say one*** or two lines, why are you in a hurry...

Chen: (stealing the words) Yes, one*** or two lines, I'm not in a hurry.

Zhu: No, I’m talking about one or two lines. Why are you so anxious?

Chen: Yes, I’m really not in a hurry to direct.

Zhu: (Impatient) I said one or two lines, what are you talking about...

Chen: (seizing the words, showing a helpless look) It’s two lines Son, I - why should I worry about you...

Zhu: (loudly) Okay! Stop talking!

Chen: Hey. yes.

Zhu: Don’t say it!

Chen: Ah, I won’t say.

Zhu: One*** or two lines were said by you.

Chen: (somewhat understanding) That’s what I said.

Zhu: Why are you in a hurry? Just wait for me.

Chen: Oh, I seem to understand, it’s me who said it.

Zhu: Hey, what you said, you say it again and I listen.

Chen: Uh (I haven’t recovered yet).

Zhu: You said it.

Chen: (looks at the director) Uh-huh. Just say that?

Zhu: Why do you say that? Of course you have to have some emotion.

Chen: Oh, a little emotional. (impatiently) Hi! Why are you so anxious? Just wait for me!

Zhu: Hey, you're already late, you have to show your apology.

Chen: Oh, sorry.

Zhu: Yes!

Chen: I feel sorry~~~~~Hey! Why are you in a hurry? I said, wait for me for a while.

Zhu: Stop, stop... you have to talk while eating!

Chen: We have to talk while eating. This is not easy (talking while eating) Why are you so anxious...

Zhu: Stop, stop, stop! You can actually serve a bowl of noodles and get the feeling of eating noodles.

Chen: (delighted, a little unbelievable) Really, you even let me have a bowl————Hey, it’s full.

Zhu: All our departments have paid attention. We will take a look at the actors’ scenes and start filming immediately. OK, come. preparation.

Chen: (passing the bowl) How about you eat first.

Zhu: (He has no choice. He gestured with his hand to eat by himself)

Chen: Then I won’t be polite.

Zhu: Prepare. start. ------explain. Hey, stop, stop, stop, you have to be busy eating!

Chen: Oh, I have to be busy. OK! no problem.

(Take a big bite)

Zhu: Oh, yes, yes, yes, tell me, why are you so anxious?

Chen: (Ignore him and continue eating)

Zhu: Tell me the lines! Why are you so anxious?

Chen: (talking while eating) Why are you in a hurry? Just wait for me.

Zhu: Yes, yes, you have to be busy, don’t stop! The more intense this is, the better it expresses the character's personality... Hey, turn the bowl over! Turn over! OK OK. Put the bowl down for me!

Chen: (reluctant to let go)

Zhu: Put it down! lay down! Run out! Run, run, run.

Chen: (A little overwhelmed, ran out)

Zhu: OK! Come back come back.

Chen: (touching his mouth while walking)

Zhu: Hey~~How do you feel?

Chen: Hey~~it tastes good!

Zhu: What tastes good?

Chen: Noodles. Just right!

Zhu: I didn’t ask you this. (Hand on his shoulder) Let me ask you this - how does it feel?

Chen: (touching his belly) I’m full!

Zhu: (helpless) It’s all screwed up, look.

Chen: No screwing!

Zhu: Let me ask you how you felt about the scene just now. The feeling of play.

Chen: Play——I don’t feel anything.

Zhu: How could I not feel it? This play——

Chen: No, I just think it tastes pretty good, nothing else.

Zhu: Well, I can’t ask too much of you. Come on, come on...

Chen: Hey, director. Let's put it this way. You must be strict with me. ah. What do you look at me for? You criticize me, you scold me, you hit me. As long as I can become famous, I... uh, right - I, I slipped my tongue again. As long as we all do it for work, right? You said this...

Zhu: Okay, okay, come on, serve the noodles.

Chen: Sheng noodles.

Zhu: Sheng noodles. (Repeat several times)

Chen: Hey. Just this one bowl.

Zhu: Here, you can serve the noodles quickly.

Chen: Hey!

Zhu: Okay, all our departments have paid attention, and filming has officially started.

Chen: (Feeling like I can’t squat down. Talking to myself) I can’t eat anymore.

Zhu: Full. right. well. Squat down, squat down. Squat a little, okay. Officially shot!

Chen: (Can’t squat down. Half-squat. Stands up while talking) Yes, officially filming.

Zhu: Get ready!

Chen: (As a last resort, squat down)

Zhu: OK. Be happy. Be happy. good. Be more natural.

Chen: Hey, do you think this is natural?

Zhu: This, this—hey, relax a little. Relax relax relax.

Chen: (falling down slowly)

Zhu: What are you doing——

Chen: I am too relaxed.

Zhu: The main thing is to feel relaxed and find that relaxing feeling, the feeling of relaxation.

Chen: (about to fall again)

Zhu: (loudly) Are you ready? Just shoot it.

Chen: Just like that?

Zhu: Just remember, don’t feel like you’re acting on purpose.

Chen: Just——no feeling?

Zhu: (Nothing to say) OK, I don’t feel it. bring it on!

Chen: (Keeping muttering "I don't feel it")

Zhu: Get ready! Eat noodles! Be busy eating! explain! Talk about it! Talk about it!

Chen: Uh-no feeling!

Zhu: Stop!

Chen: (still eating)

Zhu: Stop! What don't you feel?

Chen: I don’t feel it.

Zhu: Why don’t you feel anything?

Chen: You don’t feel it.

Zhu: What is the line?

Chen: The line is, why are you worried about you...

Zhu: You...

Chen: Hey, director, don't criticize me either. I'll just have another bowl (it's difficult to hold the noodles).

Zhu: OK. Come. Get ready.

Chen: Hey (answered feebly).

Zhu: OK. eat! Officially shot! preparation! Be happy and natural. Start filming!

Chen: (Hurrying to eat noodles)

Zhu: Say it! Say something!

Chen: Ci’er!

Zhu: Tell me your lines!

Chen: Lines!

Zhu: Wrong! Stop!

Chen: (Put down the bowl after eating)

Zhu: You... (The prophecy stops again)

Chen: I - what happened to me.

Zhu: (helpless) - Serve the noodles!

Chen: Still. Still eating!

Zhu: Shengmian, Shengmian, Shengmian!

Chen: I feel good (I can’t even reach the bowl on the floor. The noodles are not full).

Zhu: Full. Full! You have to eat a full bowl of noodles.

Chen: OK——

Zhu: (Zhu picks up the bucket and pours it into the bowl)

Chen: Hey, director, I, I, I, I, I, I... …

Zhu: OK, very good.

Chen: This - how can you eat this?

Zhu: Don’t panic, don’t panic. Squat down. Squat down.

Chen: (squats down and then gets up)

Zhu: Squat down!

Chen: I can’t squat anymore.

Zhu: Oops - props, bring me a stool. Come, sit, sit.

Chen: Oh, thank you, thank you.

Zhu: Okay, the camera is ready. Officially shot. preparation. start.

Chen: (Picks the noodles to his mouth and then puts them down, unable to eat)

Zhu: You have to be busy eating noodles! Eat in a hurry and eat in a hurry! ——Speak!

Chen: Why are you so anxious? (hiccups).

Zhu: Stop! Can you...

Chen: (hiccups)

Zhu: OK?

Chen: (hiccups)

It was so hard for me to find him~~~