Thesis "Language and Art Features of Crosstalk and Sketch"?

1: Crosstalk is the art of language.

Yes, pay attention to speaking, learning and singing.

1: This language, knowledge can be great, a few simple words make everyone sitting here laugh.

2: Listen, you have research on languages!

1: I can't say research, just research for a few years.

2: Oh? How many years?

1: Not much, four years.

2.Wo, still an undergraduate.

1: It's too much trouble, saving two years.

2: Have you become an expert?

1: I took a year off 1 1 month.

2: Only one month left?

1: absenteeism for 29 days

2: You only have one day left!

1: It's Sunday.

2: I haven't studied for a day! You're lying!

1: Although I haven't learned it, I still have some experience of language through my usual observation!

2. What's your experience?

1: Found it! Pay attention to the occasion when you speak, and say whatever you want on any occasion.

2: Really? Then give me an example.

1: For example! You can't tell the truth when you should lie.

2: I see. You stop! Lying, when should I lie?

1: Let me ask you, have you seen that movie about underground work during the War of Liberation?

2: ah! What they said is a lie.

1: When did you see them telling the truth and not telling lies? When I was undercover for the first time, I said; Hey, ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you the truth about my mission! Is to cheat your trust first, then secretly send out the information, and finally, let's arrest you all from the inside. Anyway, if you believe me, will you believe me? Just ask me to do it first, and you will know after a long time. I am a straight-tempered person, and I can't let go of anything I say. In the future, our wisdom will be indispensable to you.

2: I really didn't say that.

1: That's right. I also found this term. It's not easy to speak in vernacular Chinese!

What do you mean when you say that technical terms will never be spoken in vernacular?

1:: Have you done military training? ?

2: Have you had military training?

1: In this military training, we must first stand in a military posture. Listen to the instructor, be at ease, stand at attention, and talk about the essentials of military posture. Chest out, head up, belly up and ass up.

2: Hey! How crisp and exciting it is!

1: Yes. In the vernacular, it's too outrageous!

2: Then come here.

1: For example, this collection. The officer's hat was crooked, his coat was pulled, his shoulders were bare, and a belt was tied around his waist. He stood on the runway and spoke in a head-jar voice! Hey! Put out your feet, yay!

2: 8 feet? !

1: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to avoid being beaten! Junzi, stand up! Get up, asshole!

2: All right! Fuck you, bandit! ?

1: Don't talk! You stand still! Stand up, raise your head, put away your stomach, and lift your hairy melon seeds!

2. This is the last straw!

1: I told you! Pay attention to the occasion when you speak, and sometimes the occasion also determines how much you speak.

2: Oh? Then when do you think it's good to talk less?

1: Well, there are few words in the toilet!

2: Oh! WC！

1: Toilet is enough.

2: Which two sentences?

1: For example. Two acquaintances meet in the toilet, yo! Here we go. Oh, here we go again!

2. Ask and answer, what about the other sentence?

1:: Do you have any paper? I do. That's enough.

2. That's enough,

1: When did you see someone talking in the toilet?

2: That's true. When do you think words are good?

1: Restaurant! The more you meet in the restaurant, the better. For example, two acquaintances meet in a restaurant, yes. Yo, what are you eating? Ah! How about this food? Are you here to eat? Isn't it? Do you eat here every day? Yes, I am allowed to eat here after class every day. It feels ok here! Yes, although the decoration is not very good, it is affordable and full of flavor!

At this time, the first meal came out. There is still something to say. Yo, why don't you go back to dinner? Ah! I'm not going back. You eat in the dormitory. It's too crowded. I'll just eat here. It's all the same anyway. Yes, that's why. Why are there some raw foods today? Ah, I've been angry these days. Let's have something light and calm down. After a while, the man's meal was good again. Let's eat together Yo. This table is too dirty. Just eat across the street, and you won't delay talking anyway. One of them has finished eating, so he has something to say when he goes back. Dude, I'm leaving while you're eating. Are you leaving so soon?

Yo! I'm full. No, why don't you eat some more? I just got out of the pot and I can't go back.

2: That's what I said.

1: but I can't hear much, which is in line with the environment. If you put these words in the toilet, it's useless.

2: Why not? It is the same.

1: Same, the difference is too big.

2: It will definitely work! If you don't believe me, we will learn from you.

1: It was your idea.

2: Just watch, ok!

1: For example, you are squatting in the toilet!

2: Oh, I'm squatting here! ?

1: I saw you the moment I came in. Yo, how about this?

2: ah! This is pulling!

1: Really? What? Do you play here every day? /

2: Ah, this is the squat posture after class every day! Pull here if you don't run! This feeling is not bad.

1: That's right. Although the decoration is not particularly good, it is affordable! Just came out, this taste is full and big!

2: ho!

1: Hey! Why don't you go back and pull?

2; Della, don't go back, you guys can play in the dormitory, the place is small! I'll just make do here.

1: That's the truth! Yo! Look, listen. You have some ideas.

2: No way! Are you not angry these two days? Have a temper.

1: Is this the case? Come on, let's dig a hole.

2: Goodbye, I am too crowded here, there is no room for two people. Just go to the next pit and get it. It won't interfere with the conversation anyway.

1; All right, come on.

2: You are very busy. I'll go first.

Why did you leave so early?

2: I'm done.

1: Don't leave yet! Take a bite. I just cooked.

2; Fuck you! Is it more like? You!

1; That's what I said! Language should have its own appropriate context, otherwise it must be a joke.

2: Really?

1: Yes, does the third student in our dormitory often make jokes because he doesn't pay attention to this?

2: What's the matter?

1: Lao San is particularly obsessed with foreign translated novels, that is, what's the taste of talking at ordinary times?

2: What does he usually say?

1: Isn't this yesterday? He stayed up all night reading translated novels, and it happened that Aunt Li from our dormitory came to the dormitory for rounds in the morning. Did you see her like this ~

2: How can I put it?

1: Ah ~ ~ My pleasure. This is beyond my expectation. You asked me to address you with the noblest courtesy in the unforgettable and nostalgic dormitory. Dear ~

2: Ah

1: Aunt Li!

2: Jump me!

1: Listen to Aunt Li. This is a real mess! I'm over 50, or honey?

2: That's right

1: This aunt Li is leaving.

2: angry.

1: He wants to explain!

2: Also explain? what did you say ?

1. Your hasty departure is an unpleasant and extremely regrettable thing for me. In order to show my respect for you, please allow me to say my final farewell in my own name. Hearing this, Aunt Li was happy.

Alas! Bye, damn it!

2: Can you not hate it? Who said that?

1. Aunt Li left, and he was late. She hurried to the classroom, took out her textbooks, pens and paper, and sat on the stool.

He began to listen to the class.

1: Start sleeping,

2: Sleep?

1: The teacher found him soon.

2: Can you not find it?

1: The teacher is angry. Wake him up. What's the matter with you? How to sleep in class?

What did he say?

1. Seeing that the teacher was angry, he was busy explaining. Dear teacher, would you please dilute this suffocating tension? Because even the slightest anger, less than the morning star, will burn your brain and nerves!

2: How do you say this?

1: What is this when the teacher hears it? Go back to sleep if you don't want to hear it.

2: angry!

He is still climbing up the pole. I will follow your instructions. Leave this classroom that is neither lively nor spacious, but it can bring infinite fantasy. Now please allow your No.2 student.

Student 2: 2! !

1: The student number is 2. Now please allow your No.2 student to make one last request to you with his trembling heart!

2: Is there any requirement?

1. During the final exam, I couldn't help feeling the inner blame for not being able to do or write. So, please write down these two extremely common words on your report card, which are our dreams!

2: Those two words?

1:60

2: Pass? Don't tell me. It's really embarrassing.

1: I tell you, he even wrote letters like this! Once, his girlfriend wrote to him, saying that she liked one style of leather shoes. As a result, he went to the department store to inquire, and when they sold out, he bought another style and sent it to him, but he was afraid that the other party would not be satisfied! So I wrote a letter to explain, this explanation is not good!

2: How did he explain it?

1: I'll read it to you! My dear, my future, my beauty and gentleness only belong to my alternate wife.

2: Return the alternate.

1: When the dawn began to appear in my window on Sunday, I kissed my dear pillow goodbye! Because of your excitement, you have thrown me into the 6 1 1 bus in 2 minutes.

2: throw it in? Basketball?

1: When the car stopped where I needed it, I jumped out and flew to Wuyi Commercial Building.

2: Sparrows again?

1: In this magnificent five-story shopping mall, I started a series of eager searches! Ah! ~ ~ I found it ~ ~ ~

2: What's the matter?

1: But things are moving in the opposite direction. There are no silver-gray semi-high heel sandals with bags, only light blue high heels and no flat boots. And the results show that only after a long time, that is, two or three months later, silver-gray semi-high heels with bags will appear instead of light blue high heels without flat boots. ~!

1: So is it about whether I should buy light blue high-heeled sandals without flat-heeled boots or wait two to three months to buy silver-gray low-heeled sandals with bags? This aroused my ideological struggle. After that, I thought, it's much better for me to buy light blue high heels without flat boots than to wait two to three months to buy silver-gray shallow sandals with bags!

2: Oh my God! You're panting!

1: That's why his girlfriend broke up with him.

2: Can you stop blowing?

1: This time, Lao San was very angry. He made a big bucket in one breath ~

2. wine

1: mineral water! 2: mineral water?

1: When everyone else was sleeping at two o'clock at night, he got out of bed in pain, but he still talked.

2: Speaking a foreign language again?

1: It was changed this time.

2: How did you change it?

1: I changed my dialect to my hometown in the northeast.

2: What do you say?

1: There was once a thief's true feelings in front of me, and I didn't take them seriously. When it is gone, I will always regret it! The most humbling thing in the world is that if God lets me do it again, I will definitely say to that girl, I cherish you! ! Before he finished, he shouted in the lower berth, "What are you doing up there?" Why is it raining?

2: What's the matter?

1: He peed after drinking too much water!

2: cough! !