Highlights of news headlines

A woman in Beijing lost more than 20 bicycles in two years. She smashed them first and then bought a new burglar alarm.

A man in Taipei, whose ID number is 123456789, was repeatedly suspected to be fake.

A hotel in Beijing will open a cold wind to welcome guests in winter in order to close as soon as possible.

Two 10-year-old children in Sichuan booked their lives privately online and wanted to walk 200 kilometers to meet their "mother-in-law" working in Chongqing.

A boss in Hainan pays wages to migrant workers during the day and sends people to rob them at night.

A man in Zhengzhou couldn't untie his long belt and dared not eat for two days.

A woman in Chengdu bought a car with tens of thousands of coins.

A man in Beijing rowed 22 cars in a row to listen to the car alarm.

In Xi 'an, a couple's wedding video was stolen and asked to remarry.

A couple in Jiangsu divorced and distributed their property through bidding.

Dog owners in Nanjing put pants on their dogs to prevent other dogs from sexual harassment.

A city in Colombia passed a bill to impose a fine of $6,000 on gossipers, with a maximum sentence of three years' imprisonment.

A 50-year-old thief in Britain was arrested for burglary and his prosthetic leg fell off.

A woodpecker in the United States took his own shadow as an enemy to protect his territory, and 10 car rearview mirror suffered.

A TV series in Mexico has been broadcast continuously for 35 years, and now it has reached 1250 episodes.

An American mother invited a stripper to entertain her son's 16 birthday.

A 240-pound woman in Russia crushed the robber with her weight.

An American man in his 60s applied to join the mafia at a price of100000.

A man in Britain regards every day as Thanksgiving and eats 4000 turkeys at 12.

Four female teachers in Saudi Arabia married a car driver for the convenience of going to work.

A family in Canada was struck by lightning three times in six years.

A robber in Brazil hired a moving company to transport stolen goods and was arrested.

Two men in El Salvador robbed a bank by digging a tunnel, which led to the collapse of the foundation and the destruction of the bank.

A 73-year-old man in New Zealand plans to have sex-change surgery to satisfy his wish to be a woman for the rest of his life.

A girl in England didn't eat with her mouth for seven years because of a doctor's misdiagnosis.

A wallet lost by an air crash survivor in Uruguay 30 years ago was recovered 30 years later.

A Japanese girl 12 years old set fire to a supermarket just to observe the shape of the fire in the supermarket.

An American female drunkard became addicted to alcohol, dug up her boyfriend's grave and found the beer buried with her.

An old lady in the United States called 9 1 1 as many as 20 times because the takeaway shop refused to deliver pizza late at night, hoping to arrest the owner.

A Japanese company asked candidates to be interviewed at the top of Mount Fuji at dawn.

An Anhui woman failed to find a job in Nanjing and asked the police to send a car to take her home.

More than 20 passengers were injured in the Henan bus accident, and the driver swallowed the accident investigation map when signing.

A girl in Nanning applied for liberal arts, but she got the admission ticket for the science exam, so she had no choice but to do the science paper.

Twenty-six towels of an employer's house in Nanjing have their own uses, and the nanny was fired for frequent misuse.

There are seven people in a family in Hong 'an, Hubei Province. Both generations have heart defects. 12 They pooled their money to make up one by one.

A peasant woman in Henan province worried that her daughter would be difficult to remarry and sold her grandson for 8,000 yuan.

A fugitive in Nanjing was caught laughing when he saw his photo posted on the wall. He saw a warrant.

An old man in Guangdong blew away a subway passenger and made his wife "convenient" on the spot.

A couple quarreled in Beijing, but the woman couldn't beat 1 10, claiming to have been robbed.

A man in Shanghai committed suicide by throwing himself into the river and climbed up again because the river was dirty.

A school in Gansu has thrown out mentally retarded students and let them skip grades.

A couple in Zhejiang quarreled excessively, and their wife had a sore throat for two years.

A girl in Liaoning synthesized a photo of her mother and a Korean movie star, which almost led to her parents' divorce.

A man in Zhuhai lied that there was BoB measuring the police speed 1 10 in the bar! ! ! .

In order to win the heart of the female traffic police, a young man in Hangzhou deliberately violated the rules at several intersections.

A thief in Jilin steals 5000 to 6000 yuan a day, and the "transfer fee" is as high as 65438+ 10,000 yuan.

A tramp in Guangxi was hit by a car because he was wearing as many as 27 clothes of the four seasons.

An unlucky thief in Henan lost his mobile phone and was chased by a long-distance running champion.

The old couple in Dalian hid a pigsty of 6000, and two pigs swallowed 4800 at a time.

A thief in Harbin was trapped in a 26-story air conditioning station by a freeze pry and asked the owner of the room to call the police.

A beggar in Taiwan Province Province won a grand prize of 4 million yuan with the money he got, rewarding the benefactor with 65,438+10,000 yuan.

The license plates of residents in a residential area in Lanzhou were stolen, and they queued to send money to the thief to redeem the license plates.

Two drivers in Shandong competed to see the beautiful woman in the car accident and took her to court. The court acquitted her.

Four men in Shanxi posted leaders' obituaries in their units to vent their personal anger.

10 Chongqing girl's long hair was stolen on the bus.

A petty thief in Chongqing stole his wallet and wrote a thank-you letter to the owner afterwards.

A thief in Zhengzhou sneaked into the office of a unit and thought for six hours, but he didn't know where to start.

Penguins were stolen from a zoo in England to be Christmas babies.

American men pick up coins by the roadside 10 years, with a total of $65,438+million.

A German lawyer appeared in court during the day, robbed at night, and turned himself in because of his unbearable double life.

India's railway capacity is insufficient, and the introduction of hanging tickets (passengers hanging outside the carriage).

The 27-year-old Romanian divorced in March and married his 45-year-old mother-in-law.

A man in Britain suffers from brain disease, and his memory can only last for 7 seconds.

A lazy man in Britain has been receiving government relief for 25 years, supporting four wives and 1 1 children.

Global warming melts glaciers and polar bears drown for food.

A karate black belt coach in New Zealand suddenly died under the fist of a girl aged 10.

An American man was renamed Jesus Christ with the consent of the court.

An American teacher tried to demonstrate "how long does it take to make people faint" by pinching a boy's neck until he fainted.

A mental patient in Beijing litters his property, and scavengers often gather downstairs to wait for him.

A passenger in Shaanxi stole a life jacket by plane.

Students from a middle school in Yiyang line up outside the copy shop to revise their report cards.

There is a traffic jam in Tiantongyuan, Beijing, and residents go home from work in the early hours of the night.

A 52-year-old son-in-law named 44-year-old father-in-law brother in Changchun was knocked out of his front teeth.

A mother in Kunming lost her son's tuition by gambling and asked for a refund from the game room.

Zhejiang has launched a "disaster tour", where tourists can experience flash floods and mudslides.

A couple quarreled in Sichuan, but the man couldn't beat them. In a rage, he drove his car into the river.

Zunyi real estate developers are popular to hire feng shui consultants and use roosters to set property prices.

Twins in Taiwan Province Province are so alike that wives often mistake their husbands.

A woman playing mahjong in Tianjin was afraid that her husband would grab a seat and her bladder collapsed.

A primary school in Zhengzhou divides students into three classes, and the poor students serve the outstanding students for dinner.

"Crying" appeared in Nanjing, charging 50 yuan per hour and equipped with tear gas.

A 4-year-old boy in Wuhan is disobedient when he sees his teeth. The doctor charged 60 yuan "uncooperative fee".

A thief in Shandong burglarized and mistook firecrackers for candles. result ...

A passenger in Guangzhou angered the captain by swearing and refused to fly for an hour.

ATM machines don't spit money, and a couple in Chongqing bring their own stools and fruits for one night.

A 72-year-old man in Nanjing suspected that his wife was a poor cook and ran away from home, saying that he had not enjoyed delicious food for 50 years.

The security squad leader of a car city in Beijing was short of money and led his men to steal the car in the shop.

A police station in Chongqing owed money, and the 1 10 alarm phone was shut down for 20 days.

The nanny of a housekeeping company in Shanghai should do 120 questions before taking up her post. The higher the score, the higher the salary.

The time display board of Beijing West Railway Station shows the time on July 25th, 2032, Beijing time.

Shanghai Zoo regulates the temperature, forcing animals to awake and enter the "hibernation period".

A computer school in Beijing is looking for an advertiser who must be able to climb trees.

A driver in Jiangxi carries ten fake driver's licenses and can't deduct points.

An old lady in Zhengzhou has a door 18 locks and 97 keys to prevent thieves.

A man in Chongqing pretends to be a police station every day to impress his girlfriend.

In order to maintain hygiene, Shenyang No.1 Middle School stipulates that teachers and students must take off their shoes when entering the teaching building.

It took 10 years for a fugitive in Shenyang to turn himself in, and it took half a catty of jiaozi to confess.

A small town in Australia has imposed a curfew on cats, and it is illegal for cats to go to the streets in the dark.

Because of the decompression effect of dolphin sound, Ireland plans to open a "dolphin hotline".

A man in Saudi Arabia tried to shovel away the bank ATM with a bulldozer.

A British hotel announced that all descendants of Genghis Khan were exempt from paying the bill.

The longest piece of music in history will be played in 639 years.

Two British 14-year-old girls asked for in vitro fertilization to test whether they have the function of pregnancy.

The doctor forgot to give anesthetic during the operation, and the patient screamed again and again.

An old lady in America fell off a cliff while driving and finally fell on the roof of a house.

Italy held a lazy meeting to exchange lazy experiences.

Two Dutch men with the same name are very happy to get a daughter and take the same name at the same time.

The insurance company plans to raise the insurance premium for fat people.

British prisoners can take two pet birds with them in prison.

Southwest Airlines, which allows passengers to choose their seats, has been married a lot.

A stupid thief in the United States encountered a "language barrier" when robbing. The robbed person did not understand English, so he was not afraid of threats.

A Canadian man decided to prick himself with 3,000 needles to pay tribute to the victims of 9 1 1.

A fat thief in Romania got stuck when he jumped out of the window after stealing 250 pizzas at night.

An American black bear turned himself in after stealing 36 bottles of beer.

A woman in France was fined for smoking while trying to open the hatch on the plane.

A man in Beijing stole 60 thousand yuan of incense money from the merit box to prepare for the wedding.

A woman in Dalian was stolen, so it should be divination before calling the police.

A company in Chongqing forbids employees to keep secrets. If they fall in love, they will be fined 50 times for whoring.

A beggar in Henan called the police angrily after begging for money without success.

The 62-year-old man pretended to be 138-year-old Sun Yat-sen, the father of our country, and defrauded 550,000 yuan in three months.

Two robbers in Beijing stripped off their clothes for their own safety.

A girl in Wuhan explained her plea in English, saying that foreigners gave more money.

A gang in Hangzhou agreed to hold a banquet for an ex-convict, which was easily won by the police.

Miss Liu, who went out to work, was beaten by her mother to pay homage to her father's filial piety.

A man's red envelope was stolen in Nanning, and he used Mingbi as real money to retaliate against the thief.

Two cars collided, blocking the airport road in Chongqing, and thousands of people ran with their luggage to catch the plane.

A thief in Beijing wore a Taekwondo suit to be brave before he started.

Cell phone ringtones are getting more and more strange. In the middle of the night, "catching thieves" is busy.

A man in Nanjing stuffed a dirty word in his wallet, waiting for a thief to pick it up.

A young man in Nanjing asked to work overtime for 7 days in May 1 to avoid his girlfriend's shopping.

Sichuan man refused to apply for subsistence allowance because he was overweight.

On Valentine's Day in Shenyang, a couple was handcuffed and called the police by a fugitive suspect.

The boss of a company in Shanghai doubled his overtime pay on Valentine's Day, and no one stayed except the manager.

A university in Shandong can't bear the rising heating cost to extend the winter vacation.

A residential building in Changsha rushed into seven cars in three months and was called Bermuda.

In the Year of the Dog, there were four Valentine's Days. A bachelor was afraid of bleeding and stopped his love.

A father in Beijing named his son @.

There are few executioners, so India decided to let prisoners use them by themselves as executioners to make up for it.

Opinion polls show that the British are afraid that spiders will surpass KB molecules.

A male nurse in a nursing home in Switzerland killed 22 people to reduce the workload.

An American woman flies with her head to exorcise evil spirits.

A Costa Rican man dressed as bin Laden was very scary and was shot and wounded by a taxi driver.

A woman jumped off a sleeper in the Moscow subway and the driver died of a heart attack.

A pair of parents in England sold their property and took their son around the world before he went blind.

An American soldier would rather give up his finger to keep his wedding ring.

A man in Britain fainted because of hypoglycemia, and his 2-year-old daughter was awakened by sugar.

A cleaner in a British hospital swept away the old lady's false teeth, and a week later the old lady starved to death.

Due to more and more tourists, the Pearl Harbor Memorial Hall began to sink.

The French police (pol.ice) helped the victim of the alarm to open the door, and later learned that it was a jewel thief suspect.

A man in the United States runs a "kidnapping company", but 500 yuan can kidnap himself.

An American man failed to resist arrest and bit the ear of a police dog.

An American nightclub lost its cash and was later found to be used by beavers to build nests.

A 23-year-old Norwegian woman is better than a J3 1 year-old man, who was betrayed and imprisoned for 9 months.

An old man in Slovakia was angered by the flying football and turned over the ground to grow oats.

A habitual thief in Germany was hospitalized, and the bed next door was actually pol.ice. He was caught.

A bank manager in Germany lamented that the world was unfair and transferred money from the rich account to the poor account, and was arrested.

A policeman in the United States worked part-time as a talk show and lost his job because he told dirty jokes.

Dissatisfied with the tendency of reporting, an American man invented the news interceptor.

A thief in the United States was afraid of being recognized by the parrot of the victim's house, but he turned back to catch the bird and was caught instead.

A 62-year-old British woman was unknowingly stabbed in the back of her neck and strolled around the supermarket.

An American woman was shot 18, but she didn't die. She drove herself to the hospital to see a doctor.

An American 18-year-old girl complained that she was ugly and angrily took her parents to court.

A couple in America used different nail polishes to distinguish quadruplets.

An English man proposed by carving words on his hip.

In order to avoid being chased, an American woman drove straight to the prison gate, hoping to be imprisoned.

A border town in Germany complained that go-vern-ment had been neglected for a long time, and announced its refuge in Austria on April Fool's Day.

The lightest baby born in America weighs like a mobile phone.

A boy aged/kloc-0 in Iran got lost and wandered alone for 9 kilometers.

In Denbovich, Romania, there are special conditions for men to choose a spouse: women must grow beards.

A Russian drunk broke into a house and was shot and killed by an old man with a cucumber.

A drunk in the United States was afraid of an accident and let his 6-year-old son drive.

A German website auctioned the left eye of Saddam's bronze statue for 654.38 million euros.

A groom in Malaysia sent a text message to break off his marriage on his wedding day, this grandson!

Northern Ireland robbers robbed the bank of 20 million pounds, complaining that the stolen vehicles were too small and underestimated the strength of the bank.

A province in Italy thinks lawn mowers are expensive, so it lets donkeys eat grass on the roadside.

American travel agencies launch a new project: chasing tornadoes. Shit!

A boy in Nanjing watched a swimsuit beauty contest late at night, and his girlfriend angrily smashed the TV.

The teacher of a school in Hohhot urged to pay tuition and miscellaneous fees, and scrawled the words 100 yuan on the students' foreheads.

A man in Sichuan was dissatisfied with the inefficiency of the bank. In retaliation, he took one yuan to deposit and withdraw money 100 times in a row.

A KB-themed restaurant appeared in Shanghai, and some customers were scared to cry.

A professional porcelain-touching team appeared in Shenyang, focusing on cracking down on high-end cars and drunk driving.

When butterfly lovers was shown at a wedding in Shanghai, the couple felt unlucky and took it to court.

The rules of returning coupons in Beijing shopping malls are too troublesome, and customers bring their own calculators.

A couple quarreled in Wuhan. The wife called the fire truck and said that her husband was "too angry".

A father in Tianjin set an example to enlighten his lovelorn son, reveal his love, and his wife committed suicide.

An 8 1 year-old old lady in Chongqing took a bus and no one gave up her seat. The driver refused to drive.

A passenger in Wuhan mistakenly put a 7000-yuan diamond ring into the cash box as a coin.

A thief in Henan plans to steal books and open a bookstore.

A driver in Shandong province drew a dark road on his clothes with a brush, representing a seat belt.

A karaoke bar in Changsha is open late at night to disturb the people, and residents put on funeral music to protest.

A boy in Nanjing sent chrysanthemums to his ex-girlfriend to wish her a happy Tomb-Sweeping Day.

A thief in Chengdu will help the owner clean the room every time he steals something.

A college student in Chongqing suffered from mental illness when writing ghost stories, and asked the publishing house to calculate work-related injuries.

An American man wrote a love letter on the lawn, covering an area of 2. 8 hectares.

A man in Canada survived a train accident and saw the obituary go home to attend the funeral.

America's long-lived light bulb has lived for 96 years, and it hasn't been extinguished since 1908 was lit.

In Australia, a blind man killed a deaf man because his neighbor's TV was too loud.

A dog in Germany was injured, and its owner asked for a $700,000 prosthesis.

A 16-year-old boy in the United States "knocked out" his pregnant girlfriend with a baseball bat.

A cat in the United States was bitten to death, and its owner used DNA to lock up a sheepdog that killed people without blinking an eye.

In order to be adopted by the rich, a boy in Britain is going to kill the whole family and then pretend to have amnesia.

An old woman in America asked not to be buried after death, but to sit and watch TV for two and a half years.

A man in Germany was forced into a coffin nine times by funeral home staff, one of which was at a wedding.

A middle school student in Milan refused to take the exam, blocked the sewer and flooded the school.

A British newspaper held a knowledge contest, and the winning students could spend a day with porn stars.

An American man robbed with a Disney mask, and the robbed man ran away with a smile.

A Swedish man hates boring life and faked his death to hide his name.

A female thief in Tianjin stole the ring and followed the owner in an attempt to steal it back.

A passenger in Guangzhou boarded the plane with100kg in cash, and bought an extra ticket because he was overweight.

In order to verify the authenticity of furniture, a furniture city in Beijing opened a free international call, and customers lined up to make overseas calls.

A robber in Guangzhou robbed the bag and sent an email to complain about the owner.

A man in Dalian took his pet dog to the rescue station to ask for dog food.

A picture of a hawker painting fighting with urban management in Beijing.

Anhui 1 12-year-old girl set fire to her family more than 40 times in January.

Female college students in Beijing have a sweet voice for the interview and do "vocal cord plastic surgery".

Wu Hanyou gave a beggar a dollar. As a result, he took out a hundred-dollar bill, and the beggar refused to give change.

The18th floor is easily associated with the 18th floor of hell, so Wenzhou people changed it to 17. 1 building.

A primary school in Ningbo implements the "borrowing system". If you fail in the exam, you can borrow the next exam results first.

A wedding in Shandong missed the bride's home and was compensated by the Consumers Association 1400 yuan.

In order to get kickbacks from the funeral home, two Polish doctors quickly hung up on seriously ill patients.

A primary school in Sichuan didn't get 90 points, so students had to kneel down to get the test paper.

A family in Hubei caught a hedgehog on the highway to please their baby.

Heilongjiang marriage registration collects water and electricity fees.

A license issuing authority in Beijing printed the date of a couple's marriage certificate that was separated by one year.

Guangzhou thieves cut open women's underwear behind their backs and stole 3700 yuan.

Taiwan Province province requires betel nut beauty to dress appropriately to reduce car accidents.

A 9-year-old boy in Nanjing refused to eat celery, saying that the magazine introduced celery to kill sperm.

A massage parlor in Chongqing was named the activity center for veteran cadres, and the boss said it felt quite formal.

A landlord in Beijing asked the tenant: English is not enough to rent a house.

A woman in Chengdu spent 1000 yuan to buy a dog language translator to feed her bad dog.

A person in Chengdu often plays mahjong all night, and his wife asks for "empty bed fee", but the notarization is rejected.

Tianjin emerged as a headhunter for white-collar couples.